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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any1 watching? Seems like the usual mix of deluded fuckwits, but it's not as entertaining to me as usual. Not sure why.

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By *nd-DCouple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Has this program run its course ?

It’s the same old crap with usual wannabe twats.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

The arithmetic skills of some of the contestants was shocking.

45g X 400 equalled 1.8kg and half of £9 was £5. Sadly this is very common.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

My 16 yr old daughter with Asperger’s fav program

She laughs from start to finish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contestants seem to be hand-picked by the program-makers for the glaring inadequacies in their suitability for anything other than a job digging holes.

And my money would be on most of them to even screw that up!!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm not as entertained so far but it's only episode 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's cause there's not really a big loud character this year. There's usually one that stands out for being a loud mouth twat or just totally eccentric.

Gregory seemed he was gonna be this years eccentric hopeful after last weeks episode but he didn't feature much tonight.

Did love his comments about taking the other guys meat though

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Truro


"Has this program run its course ?

It’s the same old crap with usual wannabe twats. "

Agreed

Format:

Sugar sets task

2 teams go head to head

Losing team bitch over who's at fault

Rinse & repeat!

Surely it's 10 years past it's sell by date..

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I love the start where they get the phone call at 4 in the morning and are told they have 20 mins till the car gets there to pick them up, and in 20 mins all the women shower, blow dry their hair, put it up in rollers, apply their make up perfectly and are dressed and ready to go in 20 mins! Takes me that long to get out of bed in the morning once I've woken up!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I had no idea what bao buns were...

I wouldn't have bought one from the boys team!

I think the wrong candidate was fired tonight...

It should have been the guy doing the dough.....

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"I love the start where they get the phone call at 4 in the morning and are told they have 20 mins till the car gets there to pick them up, and in 20 mins all the women shower, blow dry their hair, put it up in rollers, apply their make up perfectly and are dressed and ready to go in 20 mins! Takes me that long to get out of bed in the morning once I've woken up!"

That's just the women!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The arithmetic skills of some of the contestants was shocking.

45g X 400 equalled 1.8kg and half of £9 was £5. Sadly this is very common. "

I blame the teachers......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The arithmetic skills of some of the contestants was shocking.

45g X 400 equalled 1.8kg and half of £9 was £5. Sadly this is very common. "

1000g in a kilo. 45g x 400 is 1.8kg isn't it?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"The arithmetic skills of some of the contestants was shocking.

45g X 400 equalled 1.8kg and half of £9 was £5. Sadly this is very common.

I blame the teachers...... "

That's a whole other can of worms.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Truro


"The arithmetic skills of some of the contestants was shocking.

45g X 400 equalled 1.8kg and half of £9 was £5. Sadly this is very common.

I blame the teachers......

That's a whole other can of worms. "

Don't worry - Rishi is all over the maths thing!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The arithmetic skills of some of the contestants was shocking.

45g X 400 equalled 1.8kg and half of £9 was £5. Sadly this is very common.

I blame the teachers......

That's a whole other can of worms.

Don't worry - Rishi is all over the maths thing! "

Oh goody! There's no shortage of qualified GCSE and A level Maths teachers.....

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"The arithmetic skills of some of the contestants was shocking.

45g X 400 equalled 1.8kg and half of £9 was £5. Sadly this is very common.

1000g in a kilo. 45g x 400 is 1.8kg isn't it? "

It's 18Kg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They all seem really whingy and whiny this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it's cause there's not really a big loud character this year. There's usually one that stands out for being a loud mouth twat or just totally eccentric.

Gregory seemed he was gonna be this years eccentric hopeful after last weeks episode but he didn't feature much tonight.

Did love his comments about taking the other guys meat though "

Best line of the show so far this season lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To be fair to the current bunch of fuckwits, they gotta up their game to compete with last season where a team came up with a product for kids that implied they wanted to kill children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the start where they get the phone call at 4 in the morning and are told they have 20 mins till the car gets there to pick them up, and in 20 mins all the women shower, blow dry their hair, put it up in rollers, apply their make up perfectly and are dressed and ready to go in 20 mins! Takes me that long to get out of bed in the morning once I've woken up!"

Really..?!

“You’re fired”

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By *hataliceinwanderlustWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

Actually they say the cars will be outside in 20 mins, not that they have to be ready to roll in 20!

Source: I fucked someone off the last series

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually they say the cars will be outside in 20 mins, not that they have to be ready to roll in 20!

Source: I fucked someone off the last series "

Thank you for the opportunity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The programme is equivalent of finger nails down a chalk board .

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Actually they say the cars will be outside in 20 mins, not that they have to be ready to roll in 20!

Source: I fucked someone off the last series "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me laugh, cos whoever doesn't win the challenge, it turns into a massive blame game then. "Well you rolled the dough too thinly" knew straight away that the girls where gonna win it cos of how low the lads had their costs for. No i in team in that show i swear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Actually they say the cars will be outside in 20 mins, not that they have to be ready to roll in 20!

Source: I fucked someone off the last series "

While you were fucking them, did they boast about themself the whole time while watching their own reflection?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually they say the cars will be outside in 20 mins, not that they have to be ready to roll in 20!

Source: I fucked someone off the last series

While you were fucking them, did they boast about themself the whole time while watching their own reflection? "

I am the James Bond of fuckers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually they say the cars will be outside in 20 mins, not that they have to be ready to roll in 20!

Source: I fucked someone off the last series

While you were fucking them, did they boast about themself the whole time while watching their own reflection?

I am the James Bond of fuckers."

I'm looking for bankers, not wankers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually they say the cars will be outside in 20 mins, not that they have to be ready to roll in 20!

Source: I fucked someone off the last series

While you were fucking them, did they boast about themself the whole time while watching their own reflection?

I am the James Bond of fuckers.

I'm looking for bankers, not wankers."

Sorry, Lord Sir Alan Sugar.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Actually they say the cars will be outside in 20 mins, not that they have to be ready to roll in 20!

Source: I fucked someone off the last series

While you were fucking them, did they boast about themself the whole time while watching their own reflection?

I am the James Bond of fuckers.

I'm looking for bankers, not wankers.

Sorry, Lord Sir Alan Sugar."

I call him Sug in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually they say the cars will be outside in 20 mins, not that they have to be ready to roll in 20!

Source: I fucked someone off the last series

While you were fucking them, did they boast about themself the whole time while watching their own reflection?

I am the James Bond of fuckers.

I'm looking for bankers, not wankers.

Sorry, Lord Sir Alan Sugar.

I call him Sug in bed "

While Claude and Karen stand to one side watching you.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Actually they say the cars will be outside in 20 mins, not that they have to be ready to roll in 20!

Source: I fucked someone off the last series

While you were fucking them, did they boast about themself the whole time while watching their own reflection?

I am the James Bond of fuckers.

I'm looking for bankers, not wankers.

Sorry, Lord Sir Alan Sugar.

I call him Sug in bed

While Claude and Karen stand to one side watching you."

They’re the fluffers…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually they say the cars will be outside in 20 mins, not that they have to be ready to roll in 20!

Source: I fucked someone off the last series

While you were fucking them, did they boast about themself the whole time while watching their own reflection?

I am the James Bond of fuckers.

I'm looking for bankers, not wankers.

Sorry, Lord Sir Alan Sugar.

I call him Sug in bed

While Claude and Karen stand to one side watching you.

They’re the fluffers… "

They work tirelessly throughout this process.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Actually they say the cars will be outside in 20 mins, not that they have to be ready to roll in 20!

Source: I fucked someone off the last series

While you were fucking them, did they boast about themself the whole time while watching their own reflection?

I am the James Bond of fuckers.

I'm looking for bankers, not wankers.

Sorry, Lord Sir Alan Sugar.

I call him Sug in bed

While Claude and Karen stand to one side watching you.

They’re the fluffers… "

And now that fucking image is stuck in my head lol

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Actually they say the cars will be outside in 20 mins, not that they have to be ready to roll in 20!

Source: I fucked someone off the last series

While you were fucking them, did they boast about themself the whole time while watching their own reflection?

I am the James Bond of fuckers.

I'm looking for bankers, not wankers.

Sorry, Lord Sir Alan Sugar.

I call him Sug in bed

While Claude and Karen stand to one side watching you.

They’re the fluffers…

And now that fucking image is stuck in my head lol"

Mine too. It’s really hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Actually they say the cars will be outside in 20 mins, not that they have to be ready to roll in 20!

Source: I fucked someone off the last series

While you were fucking them, did they boast about themself the whole time while watching their own reflection?

I am the James Bond of fuckers.

I'm looking for bankers, not wankers.

Sorry, Lord Sir Alan Sugar.

I call him Sug in bed

While Claude and Karen stand to one side watching you.

They’re the fluffers…

And now that fucking image is stuck in my head lol

Mine too. It’s really hot "

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not as entertaining although … I’ll probably keep watching it!

Personalities aren’t as they used to be. Nothing interesting to view on either team. Eye rolling, sulking and whinging just isn’t cutting it for me.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

In the early series at least the candidates were qualified and seeking a good business guru....

These days they are all fame attention seeking horrors with as much business acumen as a tiny potato .....

Times change I guess.... long hair, fat lips , awful accent in suits... and the women are just as bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Takes me that long to get out of bed in the morning once I've woken up!"

You're tired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They all seem really whingy and whiny this year "

You're uninspired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Source: I fucked someone off the last series "

You're admired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the early series at least the candidates were qualified and seeking a good business guru....

These days they are all fame attention seeking horrors with as much business acumen as a tiny potato .....

Times change I guess.... long hair, fat lips , awful accent in suits... and the women are just as bad."

You're retired.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"In the early series at least the candidates were qualified and seeking a good business guru....

These days they are all fame attention seeking horrors with as much business acumen as a tiny potato .....

Times change I guess.... long hair, fat lips , awful accent in suits... and the women are just as bad.

You're retired."

You're hard wired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the early series at least the candidates were qualified and seeking a good business guru....

These days they are all fame attention seeking horrors with as much business acumen as a tiny potato .....

Times change I guess.... long hair, fat lips , awful accent in suits... and the women are just as bad.

You're retired.

You're hard wired"

Everything I touch turns to sold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The arithmetic skills of some of the contestants was shocking.

45g X 400 equalled 1.8kg and half of £9 was £5. Sadly this is very common.

1000g in a kilo. 45g x 400 is 1.8kg isn't it?

It's 18Kg."

It's not.

.0045 x 400 = 1800

Surely?

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/01/23 17:22:55]"

^Fired.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Definitely, 45 x 400 = 18,000 grammes

18,000 ÷ 1,000 = 18Kg

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells


"[Removed by poster at 13/01/23 17:22:55]

^Fired."

Should be, I gave the wrong answer first time. Fat fingers??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely, 45 x 400 = 18,000 grammes

18,000 ÷ 1,000 = 18Kg"

But there is a thousand grams in a kilo.

So it would be 0.0045 X 400 = 1.8

Pretty sure I'm correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm being stupid actually lol.

I'll go on the show next time

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Definitely, 45 x 400 = 18,000 grammes

18,000 ÷ 1,000 = 18Kg

But there is a thousand grams in a kilo.

So it would be 0.0045 X 400 = 1.8

Pretty sure I'm correct. "

That is 4.5 grams

100g is 0.1

10g is 0.01

1g is 0.001

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