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Abuse of objects!

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By *habs OP   Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Lol, no - am not talkign about using objects for sexual abuse (nice try!) lol.

As the word "abuse" comes from the combination "ABnormal USE", have you ever used one object incorrectly for a different purpose?

TattooedHB just passed me the nailcutter and said "Here' phone that girl see if she's coming" to which I replied "You want me to make a phone call.. on a nail cutter?"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Lol, no - am not talkign about using objects for sexual abuse (nice try!) lol.

As the word "abuse" comes from the combination "ABnormal USE", have you ever used one object incorrectly for a different purpose?

TattooedHB just passed me the nailcutter and said "Here' phone that girl see if she's coming" to which I replied "You want me to make a phone call.. on a nail cutter?" "
I tried to make a phone call on the tv remote once does that count?

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By *habs OP   Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

I just realised - my computer is not for porn! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol, no - am not talkign about using objects for sexual abuse (nice try!) lol.

As the word "abuse" comes from the combination "ABnormal USE", have you ever used one object incorrectly for a different purpose?

TattooedHB just passed me the nailcutter and said "Here' phone that girl see if she's coming" to which I replied "You want me to make a phone call.. on a nail cutter?" "

Oh your in trouble grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol, no - am not talkign about using objects for sexual abuse (nice try!) lol.

As the word "abuse" comes from the combination "ABnormal USE", have you ever used one object incorrectly for a different purpose?

TattooedHB just passed me the nailcutter and said "Here' phone that girl see if she's coming" to which I replied "You want me to make a phone call.. on a nail cutter?"

Oh your in trouble grrrrrr "

And now he laughs I get the last LAUGH

dinner is in the dog

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By *habs OP   Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"Lol, no - am not talkign about using objects for sexual abuse (nice try!) lol.

As the word "abuse" comes from the combination "ABnormal USE", have you ever used one object incorrectly for a different purpose?

TattooedHB just passed me the nailcutter and said "Here' phone that girl see if she's coming" to which I replied "You want me to make a phone call.. on a nail cutter?"

Oh your in trouble grrrrrr

And now he laughs I get the last LAUGH

dinner is in the dog "

That's another form of abuse - the dinner isn't meant for the dog! I want it back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just heard this on tv... your a "dipstick"

how any meanings are there to this???/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just heard this on tv... your a "dipstick""

Only Fools And Horses?

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By *habs OP   Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"Just heard this on tv... your a "dipstick"

how any meanings are there to this???/"

I only know of one - it goes in the car: hang on, why am I telling you about cars??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

once used a bottle as a urinal... does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you mean like using cotton buds, not in the ears but to clean round taps?

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By *habs OP   Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"you mean like using cotton buds, not in the ears but to clean round taps? "

Lol. Or using the neighbour's toothbrush to wash the dogs mouth? Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

use a tin opener to cut through the kinda packaging gilette razors come in... that hard plastic stuff

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I discovered that the Hitachi Magic Wand makes a good massager.

Who would have guessed eh?

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By *habs OP   Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"I discovered that the Hitachi Magic Wand makes a good massager.

Who would have guessed eh? "

I thought it was an egg whisk??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol, no - am not talkign about using objects for sexual abuse (nice try!) lol.

As the word "abuse" comes from the combination "ABnormal USE", have you ever used one object incorrectly for a different purpose?

TattooedHB just passed me the nailcutter and said "Here' phone that girl see if she's coming" to which I replied "You want me to make a phone call.. on a nail cutter?" "

I think you mean misuse, both of which have once meant the same thing but your etymology is definitely wrong - abuse comes from latin

But, yep. I have a door handle that opens my locked window in the office! I also have a pull-up bar that's great for hanging towels...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh I once tried to peal an apple with a bred knife with disastrous results.

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