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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace "Gotta come with a silhouette as a profile pic then you'll be in with a chance | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace
Gotta come with a silhouette as a profile pic then you'll be in with a chance "Thanks for the advice dude  | |||
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"You'd be best identifying as a single woman, I think. Try that "Oooooo I’m on it like a car bonnet | |||
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"Not your first post, but maybe this is some kind of weird satire " You don’t know the half of it  | |||
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"If I'd identify I have a 8inch dick I'd get so many meets but then when I'd turn up ahhhhhh nooo" I wouldn’t turn up with an 8 incher. I’d be too embarrassed  | |||
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"Only if you are a party animal and great fun. Unlike the rest of the walking sleeping tablets on here. Then you'll be on the business end of a conveyor belt of growler. But ditch the profile pic...the ladies love a mystery" Thanks brother it’s good to know that fellow dudes have got your back | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace
Gotta come with a silhouette as a profile pic then you'll be in with a chance
Thanks for the advice dude "Hey here to help, have you also tried the ever trusty dick pic, attached to meet me now msg | |||
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"Ooo come on Rex you know my knickers are on a press button for you Press the button and they drop "My 32 year old Willy is yours | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace
Gotta come with a silhouette as a profile pic then you'll be in with a chance
Thanks for the advice dude
Hey here to help, have you also tried the ever trusty dick pic, attached to meet me now msg "I’ve tried this with every woman on here pal  | |||
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"Ooo come on Rex you know my knickers are on a press button for you Press the button and they drop
My 32 year old Willy is yours "Ha ha | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace
Gotta come with a silhouette as a profile pic then you'll be in with a chance
Thanks for the advice dude
Hey here to help, have you also tried the ever trusty dick pic, attached to meet me now msg
I’ve tried this with every woman on here pal "Well I just don't know what went for you Rex, arrr wait are you a site supporter as that is a green card to guaranteed fun on fab.... | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace
Gotta come with a silhouette as a profile pic then you'll be in with a chance
Thanks for the advice dude
Hey here to help, have you also tried the ever trusty dick pic, attached to meet me now msg
I’ve tried this with every woman on here pal
Well I just don't know what went for you Rex, arrr wait are you a site supporter as that is a green card to guaranteed fun on fab...."I’ve paid my £5er and washed my knob. Today will be my lucky day  | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace
Gotta come with a silhouette as a profile pic then you'll be in with a chance
Thanks for the advice dude
Hey here to help, have you also tried the ever trusty dick pic, attached to meet me now msg
I’ve tried this with every woman on here pal
Well I just don't know what went for you Rex, arrr wait are you a site supporter as that is a green card to guaranteed fun on fab....
I’ve paid my £5er and washed my knob. Today will be my lucky day "Just don't invert it you'll be sweet, still got 3 hrs 44 mins for this to be one hell of a lucky day | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace "Please include the obligatory dick pic, the blank silhouette and "fill in later" on your bio, you'll be drowning with all the ladies coming for you! | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace
Gotta come with a silhouette as a profile pic then you'll be in with a chance
Thanks for the advice dude
Hey here to help, have you also tried the ever trusty dick pic, attached to meet me now msg
I’ve tried this with every woman on here pal
Well I just don't know what went for you Rex, arrr wait are you a site supporter as that is a green card to guaranteed fun on fab....
I’ve paid my £5er and washed my knob. Today will be my lucky day
Just don't invert it you'll be sweet, still got 3 hrs 44 mins for this to be one hell of a lucky day "My fingers are crossed dude | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace
Please include the obligatory dick pic, the blank silhouette and "fill in later" on your bio, you'll be drowning with all the ladies coming for you! "I love it when the Fab community gather round and help each other out | |||
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"I’m assuming you used the words “ruin you” in your message? Nicely finished with a ‘lolz’" Did I send you that message as well? | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace "if you were ripped with a beard and tatts maybe | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace "32 is out of my normal age range. Plus you live too far away and my neurodivergent brain doesn't get British subtle sarcasm. | |||
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"I’m assuming you used the words “ruin you” in your message? Nicely finished with a ‘lolz’ Did I send you that message as well? "Yes but the honeyed intro of hey bb wuu2 got me going and I was able to overlook the lack of silhouette and stereotyping | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace if you were ripped with a beard and tatts maybe "I’ve got 1 of the 3 then, that’s a start | |||
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"Yes, 32 is the sweet spot age for single men" Just ruin my day why don’t you  | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace "Perhaps, just perhaps not being so crass would help …. | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace
Please include the obligatory dick pic, the blank silhouette and "fill in later" on your bio, you'll be drowning with all the ladies coming for you!
I love it when the Fab community gather round and help each other out "Always here with a helping hand! (Or two, three or four  ) | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace
32 is out of my normal age range.
Plus you live too far away and my neurodivergent brain doesn't get British subtle sarcasm.
"32 is too old??? I’ve got underpants older | |||
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"I’m assuming you used the words “ruin you” in your message? Nicely finished with a ‘lolz’ Did I send you that message as well?
Yes but the honeyed intro of hey bb wuu2 got me going and I was able to overlook the lack of silhouette and stereotyping"Dude, I’m getting semi reading this | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace
Perhaps, just perhaps not being so class would help …. "Unfortunately you play with the hand your dealt | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace
Please include the obligatory dick pic, the blank silhouette and "fill in later" on your bio, you'll be drowning with all the ladies coming for you!
I love it when the Fab community gather round and help each other out
Always here with a helping hand! (Or two, three or four )"Ooooo I like this idea | |||
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"I’m assuming you used the words “ruin you” in your message? Nicely finished with a ‘lolz’ Did I send you that message as well?
Yes but the honeyed intro of hey bb wuu2 got me going and I was able to overlook the lack of silhouette and stereotyping
Dude, I’m getting semi reading this "There’s the new profile pic!!! Just make sure your status says how horny you are. This is making me feel funny in my special place | |||
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"I’m assuming you used the words “ruin you” in your message? Nicely finished with a ‘lolz’ Did I send you that message as well?
Yes but the honeyed intro of hey bb wuu2 got me going and I was able to overlook the lack of silhouette and stereotyping
Dude, I’m getting semi reading this
There’s the new profile pic!!! Just make sure your status says how horny you are.
This is making me feel funny in my special place "Does this mean we dock now? | |||
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but I think they'd also fuck...Jesus how old are you?! | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace "But have you also mentioned your girth, length and how you are a very heavy repeat cummer, and any woman should be grateful to be bestowed with your spunk? | |||
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"I'm 32 and all I get is 'you're too young for me' from basically everyone. Apart from the sexy ladies here you know who you are but I think they'd also fuck...Jesus how old are you?!"The most I’ll go to is 34 cause that’s way way way too old | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace
But have you also mentioned your girth, length and how you are a very heavy repeat cummer, and any woman should be grateful to be bestowed with your spunk? "Probably every second message I send if truth be known | |||
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"I'm 32 and all I get is 'you're too young for me' from basically everyone. Apart from the sexy ladies here you know who you are but I think they'd also fuck...Jesus how old are you?!
The most I’ll go to is 34 cause that’s way way way too old "Nah you're peak age. Daddy to the 20 something's, around the age of most of the stunners on the forums. You're set buddy! Now stay that age! Don't be getting older now! | |||
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"When you say more minge, do you mean a greater quantity of minges (plural) or just one massive minge? " I’d love one big one please cause I’m greedy | |||
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"When you say more minge, do you mean a greater quantity of minges (plural) or just one massive minge? I’d love one big one please cause I’m greedy "I’m setting this up really nicely for you now Rex
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) Give it a year or so and you'll be in your prime. Greying, bit grumpy which keeps women on their toes, okayish at sex 'cause you'll have dicked a few women. Stay true to you. | |||
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"I'm 32 and all I get is 'you're too young for me' from basically everyone. Apart from the sexy ladies here you know who you are but I think they'd also fuck...Jesus how old are you?!
The most I’ll go to is 34 cause that’s way way way too old
Nah your peak age. Daddy to the 20 something's, around the age of most of the stunners on the forums. You're set buddy! Now stay that age! Don't be getting older now!"Thanks for the plug dude. I’ve just clear my inbox so there’s room for everyone to contact me  | |||
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"I’m assuming you used the words “ruin you” in your message? Nicely finished with a ‘lolz’ Did I send you that message as well?
Yes but the honeyed intro of hey bb wuu2 got me going and I was able to overlook the lack of silhouette and stereotyping
Dude, I’m getting semi reading this
There’s the new profile pic!!! Just make sure your status says how horny you are.
This is making me feel funny in my special place
Does this mean we dock now? "Once I’ve seen pictures of you hanging out the back of “your ex” bareback then I see no other option…. | |||
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"When you say more minge, do you mean a greater quantity of minges (plural) or just one massive minge? I’d love one big one please cause I’m greedy
I’m setting this up really nicely for you now Rex
How would one measure a minge? "You measure minge size by the number of seconds it takes your voice to echo back from the bottom of the crack | |||
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"Nah, 32 is a bit young. ( ) Give it a year or so and you'll be in your prime. Greying, bit grumpy which keeps women on their toes, okayish at sex 'cause you'll have dicked a few women. Stay true to you. "See told ya Rex. Melis saying I'm too young and ignoring DMs | |||
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"We'd guess so! But be sure to ask for profile critiques and also bemoan the fact the site is a scam because you've not got laid in the 8.5", sorry 10 day's since graciously allowing the rest of us to bask in the glory of your penis shots and cluttered toilet first.. "I was going to take a lavvy shot today actually but realised I’d ran out of toilet duck and I didn’t want to spoil my chances | |||
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"When you say more minge, do you mean a greater quantity of minges (plural) or just one massive minge? I’d love one big one please cause I’m greedy
I’m setting this up really nicely for you now Rex
How would one measure a minge?
You measure minge size by the number of seconds it takes your voice to echo back from the bottom of the crack "That’s made me laugh | |||
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"Nah, 32 is a bit young. ( ) Give it a year or so and you'll be in your prime. Greying, bit grumpy which keeps women on their toes, okayish at sex 'cause you'll have dicked a few women. Stay true to you. "Ah thanks sister from another mister. I’ve got so much to look forward to knowing this | |||
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"I’m assuming you used the words “ruin you” in your message? Nicely finished with a ‘lolz’ Did I send you that message as well?
Yes but the honeyed intro of hey bb wuu2 got me going and I was able to overlook the lack of silhouette and stereotyping
Dude, I’m getting semi reading this
There’s the new profile pic!!! Just make sure your status says how horny you are.
This is making me feel funny in my special place
Does this mean we dock now?
Once I’ve seen pictures of you hanging out the back of “your ex” bareback then I see no other option…."Condom hanging off my knob full of spunk pic? | |||
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"Nah, 32 is a bit young. ( ) Give it a year or so and you'll be in your prime. Greying, bit grumpy which keeps women on their toes, okayish at sex 'cause you'll have dicked a few women. Stay true to you.
See told ya Rex. Melis saying I'm too young and ignoring DMs "Meli gasped and sultry sigh when she met me  | |||
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"I’m assuming you used the words “ruin you” in your message? Nicely finished with a ‘lolz’ Did I send you that message as well?
Yes but the honeyed intro of hey bb wuu2 got me going and I was able to overlook the lack of silhouette and stereotyping
Dude, I’m getting semi reading this
There’s the new profile pic!!! Just make sure your status says how horny you are.
This is making me feel funny in my special place
Does this mean we dock now?
Once I’ve seen pictures of you hanging out the back of “your ex” bareback then I see no other option….
Condom hanging off my knob full of spunk pic? "Please make sure you’ve untidied your room for full effect background | |||
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"When you say more minge, do you mean a greater quantity of minges (plural) or just one massive minge? I’d love one big one please cause I’m greedy
I’m setting this up really nicely for you now Rex
How would one measure a minge?
You measure minge size by the number of seconds it takes your voice to echo back from the bottom of the crack
That’s made me laugh "It’s scientifically true though | |||
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"Nah, 32 is a bit young. ( ) Give it a year or so and you'll be in your prime. Greying, bit grumpy which keeps women on their toes, okayish at sex 'cause you'll have dicked a few women. Stay true to you.
See told ya Rex. Melis saying I'm too young and ignoring DMs " oh now I feel bad. I'm sorry Brucey. I'll stop ignoring them. You're not too young. | |||
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"I’m assuming you used the words “ruin you” in your message? Nicely finished with a ‘lolz’ Did I send you that message as well?
Yes but the honeyed intro of hey bb wuu2 got me going and I was able to overlook the lack of silhouette and stereotyping
Dude, I’m getting semi reading this
There’s the new profile pic!!! Just make sure your status says how horny you are.
This is making me feel funny in my special place
Does this mean we dock now?
Once I’ve seen pictures of you hanging out the back of “your ex” bareback then I see no other option….
Condom hanging off my knob full of spunk pic?
Please make sure you’ve untidied your room for full effect background"Oooohhhh I’ll do my best | |||
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"I’m assuming you used the words “ruin you” in your message? Nicely finished with a ‘lolz’ Did I send you that message as well?
Yes but the honeyed intro of hey bb wuu2 got me going and I was able to overlook the lack of silhouette and stereotyping
Dude, I’m getting semi reading this
There’s the new profile pic!!! Just make sure your status says how horny you are.
This is making me feel funny in my special place
Does this mean we dock now?
Once I’ve seen pictures of you hanging out the back of “your ex” bareback then I see no other option….
Condom hanging off my knob full of spunk pic? "Nailed it! I think we’re now a fab couple | |||
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"I’m assuming you used the words “ruin you” in your message? Nicely finished with a ‘lolz’ Did I send you that message as well?
Yes but the honeyed intro of hey bb wuu2 got me going and I was able to overlook the lack of silhouette and stereotyping
Dude, I’m getting semi reading this
There’s the new profile pic!!! Just make sure your status says how horny you are.
This is making me feel funny in my special place
Does this mean we dock now?
Once I’ve seen pictures of you hanging out the back of “your ex” bareback then I see no other option….
Condom hanging off my knob full of spunk pic?
Nailed it! I think we’re now a fab couple "I’ll be mummy then and the first game we’ll play is sucking mummy’s cock | |||
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"I’m assuming you used the words “ruin you” in your message? Nicely finished with a ‘lolz’ Did I send you that message as well?
Yes but the honeyed intro of hey bb wuu2 got me going and I was able to overlook the lack of silhouette and stereotyping
Dude, I’m getting semi reading this
There’s the new profile pic!!! Just make sure your status says how horny you are.
This is making me feel funny in my special place
Does this mean we dock now?
Once I’ve seen pictures of you hanging out the back of “your ex” bareback then I see no other option….
Condom hanging off my knob full of spunk pic?
Nailed it! I think we’re now a fab couple
I’ll be mummy then and the first game we’ll play is sucking mummy’s cock "I’m a bit worried it’ll hypn0tise me, I’ve seen that scary picture!!
You’ll have me doing all sorts of wrong stuff | |||
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"Nah, 32 is a bit young. ( ) Give it a year or so and you'll be in your prime. Greying, bit grumpy which keeps women on their toes, okayish at sex 'cause you'll have dicked a few women. Stay true to you.
See told ya Rex. Melis saying I'm too young and ignoring DMs
oh now I feel bad. I'm sorry Brucey. I'll stop ignoring them. You're not too young. "You IGNORED them?! 
It's ok I'm not crying it's just this damn wind! | |||
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"Rex I thought you were drowning in minge? "No, he's just lost in the yawning chasm | |||
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"Rex I thought you were drowning in minge?
No, he's just lost in the yawning chasm "Omg! Rex? Are you ok? | |||
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"Nah, 32 is a bit young. ( ) Give it a year or so and you'll be in your prime. Greying, bit grumpy which keeps women on their toes, okayish at sex 'cause you'll have dicked a few women. Stay true to you.
See told ya Rex. Melis saying I'm too young and ignoring DMs
oh now I feel bad. I'm sorry Brucey. I'll stop ignoring them. You're not too young.
You IGNORED them?!
It's ok I'm not crying it's just this damn wind!"It's rather windy out there isn't it? I think your box may be filled with yellow now. I hope you can find it in your youthful heart to forgive me. Even sent you excessive kisses. That weren't excessive because you deserve them. | |||
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"I’m assuming you used the words “ruin you” in your message? Nicely finished with a ‘lolz’ Did I send you that message as well?
Yes but the honeyed intro of hey bb wuu2 got me going and I was able to overlook the lack of silhouette and stereotyping
Dude, I’m getting semi reading this
There’s the new profile pic!!! Just make sure your status says how horny you are.
This is making me feel funny in my special place
Does this mean we dock now?
Once I’ve seen pictures of you hanging out the back of “your ex” bareback then I see no other option….
Condom hanging off my knob full of spunk pic?
Nailed it! I think we’re now a fab couple
I’ll be mummy then and the first game we’ll play is sucking mummy’s cock
I’m a bit worried it’ll hypn0tise me, I’ve seen that scary picture!!
You’ll have me doing all sorts of wrong stuff" | |||
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"Rex I thought you were drowning in minge? "If I were the smallest dwarf that ever existed then I’d be safe from drowning in minge | |||
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"Rex I thought you were drowning in minge?
If I were the smallest dwarf that ever existed then I’d be safe from drowning in minge "Oh you mean the same size as me then? | |||
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"Rex I thought you were drowning in minge?
No, he's just lost in the yawning chasm
Omg! Rex? Are you ok? "It’s like buses. They’ll be coming any……. minute…… now……… | |||
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"Rex I thought you were drowning in minge?
If I were the smallest dwarf that ever existed then I’d be safe from drowning in minge
Oh you mean the same size as me then? "You’ve got a minge the same size as a dwarf? | |||
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"Rex I thought you were drowning in minge?
No, he's just lost in the yawning chasm
Omg! Rex? Are you ok?
It’s like buses. They’ll be coming any……. minute…… now……… "They're on strike. None are going to Arriva | |||
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"Rex I thought you were drowning in minge?
If I were the smallest dwarf that ever existed then I’d be safe from drowning in minge
Oh you mean the same size as me then?
You’ve got a minge the same size as a dwarf? "Well yes. It’s in proportion to the rest of me | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace "You do raise a point. It seems anyone can identify as any gender they want these days, so how long will it before you can identify as any age you want, and have it legally recognised? "Sorry your honour, you can't send me to prison as I identify as an 8yo boy now" | |||
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"Rex I thought you were drowning in minge?
No, he's just lost in the yawning chasm
Omg! Rex? Are you ok?
It’s like buses. They’ll be coming any……. minute…… now………
They're on strike. None are going to Arriva "I’ve bought a day pass as well | |||
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"Rex I thought you were drowning in minge?
If I were the smallest dwarf that ever existed then I’d be safe from drowning in minge
Oh you mean the same size as me then?
You’ve got a minge the same size as a dwarf?
Well yes. It’s in proportion to the rest of me "Dwarfs have big willies though | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace
You do raise a point.
It seems anyone can identify as any gender they want these days, so how long will it before you can identify as any age you want, and have it legally recognised?
"Sorry your honour, you can't send me to prison as I identify as an 8yo boy now"" | |||
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"Rex I thought you were drowning in minge?
If I were the smallest dwarf that ever existed then I’d be safe from drowning in minge
Oh you mean the same size as me then?
You’ve got a minge the same size as a dwarf?
Well yes. It’s in proportion to the rest of me
Dwarfs have big willies though "^^ this is the voice of experience | |||
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"32 is a tad young. Maybe tell all the minge owners about the 32 inches you're packing, and they'll fight over you "It’s at least 10 years ago that there was 32” in my pants | |||
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"I think in retrospect I peaked at 17. As a human, I mean. I'd hardly failed at anything by then. Sexually...maybe 35-39, I think. I'd definitely have fucked me then. Still. Downhill is easier on the legs. " 32 was the best years of my life | |||
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" 32 was the best years of my life "And will be for ever more! | |||
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" 32 was the best years of my life
And will be for ever more! "You catch my drift | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps " Oooft. I'll be thinking about that tonight | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps Oooft. I'll be thinking about that tonight "Your fantasies are very different to my own | |||
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"32 is a tad young. Maybe tell all the minge owners about the 32 inches you're packing, and they'll fight over you "Trouser snake? | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps " My imaginary fanny is dripping like a St Bernard’s chin | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps Oooft. I'll be thinking about that tonight "He’s NOT doing my arse though | |||
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"Welcome to the forum OP. Have fun
Posh "Thank you. Hopefully we can be friends | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps My imaginary fanny is dripping like a St Bernard’s chin "Your imaginary one is a lot like the real ones I've seen | |||
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"Welcome to the forum OP. Have fun
Posh
Thank you. Hopefully we can be friends "I think I'd like that. We should celebrate our new friendship with a blow job, a tit wank and the smashing of back doors
Posh | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace "Perhaps but personally you’d need to ADD at least another 10/15 years | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps Oooft. I'll be thinking about that tonight
He’s NOT doing my arse though "You will cave eventually after I've rimmed it and losen you up with my biggest thumb | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps My imaginary fanny is dripping like a St Bernard’s chin
Your imaginary one is a lot like the real ones I've seen "We’d make a lovely couple | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps My imaginary fanny is dripping like a St Bernard’s chin
Your imaginary one is a lot like the real ones I've seen
We’d make a lovely couple "Do you like pineapple on pizza? | |||
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"Welcome to the forum OP. Have fun
Posh
Thank you. Hopefully we can be friends
I think I'd like that. We should celebrate our new friendship with a blow job, a tit wank and the smashing of back doors
Posh "Is everyone as straight to the point as well on here? | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace
Perhaps but personally you’d need to ADD at least another 10/15 years "I actually felt older than that this morning | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps Oooft. I'll be thinking about that tonight
He’s NOT doing my arse though
You will cave eventually after I've rimmed it and losen you up with my biggest thumb "My knob just disappeared reading that | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps My imaginary fanny is dripping like a St Bernard’s chin
Your imaginary one is a lot like the real ones I've seen
We’d make a lovely couple
Do you like pineapple on pizza? "Only when I’m jizzing in a ladies mouth | |||
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"Yes, 32 is the sweet spot age for single men Just ruin my day why don’t you "32 with 15 years experience, just fudge your age like everyone else, no one will ever know  | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace "Even numbers are highly oppressive to odd numbers! Might be better identifying as 31 | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps My imaginary fanny is dripping like a St Bernard’s chin
Your imaginary one is a lot like the real ones I've seen
We’d make a lovely couple
Do you like pineapple on pizza?
Only when I’m jizzing in a ladies mouth "The correct answer would have been no but I like jizzing in a ladies mouth, now we can't be together | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps Oooft. I'll be thinking about that tonight
He’s NOT doing my arse though "Oooh, are you saving it for me? | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps Oooft. I'll be thinking about that tonight
He’s NOT doing my arse though
You will cave eventually after I've rimmed it and losen you up with my biggest thumb
My knob just disappeared reading that " | |||
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"Yes, 32 is the sweet spot age for single men Just ruin my day why don’t you
32 with 15 years experience, just fudge your age like everyone else, no one will ever know "I think my saggy elbows might give the game away though | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace
Even numbers are highly oppressive to odd numbers! Might be better identifying as 31"I’ve got underpants older than 31 | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps My imaginary fanny is dripping like a St Bernard’s chin
Your imaginary one is a lot like the real ones I've seen
We’d make a lovely couple
Do you like pineapple on pizza?
Only when I’m jizzing in a ladies mouth
The correct answer would have been no but I like jizzing in a ladies mouth, now we can't be together "You’ve no idea how relieved I am with this | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps Oooft. I'll be thinking about that tonight
He’s NOT doing my arse though
Oooh, are you saving it for me? "I’m saving it for my Doctor | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps Oooft. I'll be thinking about that tonight
He’s NOT doing my arse though
Oooh, are you saving it for me?
I’m saving it for my Doctor "Which one's your Doctor? David Tennant or Peter Capaldi? | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps Oooft. I'll be thinking about that tonight
He’s NOT doing my arse though
Oooh, are you saving it for me?
I’m saving it for my Doctor
Which one's your Doctor? David Tennant or Peter Capaldi? "Peter Cushing actually | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps My imaginary fanny is dripping like a St Bernard’s chin
Your imaginary one is a lot like the real ones I've seen
We’d make a lovely couple
Do you like pineapple on pizza?
Only when I’m jizzing in a ladies mouth
The correct answer would have been no but I like jizzing in a ladies mouth, now we can't be together
You’ve no idea how relieved I am with this "Please don't tell anyone I gave you relief | |||
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"……would I get more minge on this site?
Please be gentle as it’s my first post
Love and Peace "A 32 year old minge haver, yes! A 32 year okd minge seaker, no!! | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps My imaginary fanny is dripping like a St Bernard’s chin
Your imaginary one is a lot like the real ones I've seen
We’d make a lovely couple
Do you like pineapple on pizza?
Only when I’m jizzing in a ladies mouth
The correct answer would have been no but I like jizzing in a ladies mouth, now we can't be together
You’ve no idea how relieved I am with this
Please don't tell anyone I gave you relief "Might have been haemarrhoid relief. The post was not explicit.... | |||
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"If you were a hot female and identified as a 32 year old I would bang you until the end of January, I hope this helps My imaginary fanny is dripping like a St Bernard’s chin
Your imaginary one is a lot like the real ones I've seen
We’d make a lovely couple
Do you like pineapple on pizza?
Only when I’m jizzing in a ladies mouth
The correct answer would have been no but I like jizzing in a ladies mouth, now we can't be together
You’ve no idea how relieved I am with this
Please don't tell anyone I gave you relief
Might have been haemarrhoid relief. The post was not explicit...."That's not any better | |||
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"Yes, 32 is the sweet spot age for single men Just ruin my day why don’t you
32 with 15 years experience, just fudge your age like everyone else, no one will ever know
I think my saggy elbows might give the game away though "Saggy elbows | |||
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"Yes, 32 is the sweet spot age for single men Just ruin my day why don’t you
32 with 15 years experience, just fudge your age like everyone else, no one will ever know
I think my saggy elbows might give the game away though
Saggy elbows "They’re a collectors item I believe ! | |||
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"Yes, 32 is the sweet spot age for single men Just ruin my day why don’t you
32 with 15 years experience, just fudge your age like everyone else, no one will ever know
I think my saggy elbows might give the game away though
Saggy elbows
They’re a collectors item I believe !"What else is saggy | |||
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"Yes, 32 is the sweet spot age for single men" Hold on, I'm 33 now. Nobody told me 32 was as good as it got, I want to get off this ride! | |||
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"Yes, 32 is the sweet spot age for single men Just ruin my day why don’t you
32 with 15 years experience, just fudge your age like everyone else, no one will ever know
I think my saggy elbows might give the game away though
Saggy elbows
They’re a collectors item I believe !
What else is saggy "Earlobes? | |||
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"Yes, 32 is the sweet spot age for single men Just ruin my day why don’t you
32 with 15 years experience, just fudge your age like everyone else, no one will ever know
I think my saggy elbows might give the game away though
Saggy elbows
They’re a collectors item I believe !
What else is saggy
Earlobes?"Niche | |||
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"Yes, 32 is the sweet spot age for single men Just ruin my day why don’t you
32 with 15 years experience, just fudge your age like everyone else, no one will ever know
I think my saggy elbows might give the game away though
Saggy elbows
They’re a collectors item I believe !
What else is saggy "Knee caps | |||
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"Yes, 32 is the sweet spot age for single men Just ruin my day why don’t you
32 with 15 years experience, just fudge your age like everyone else, no one will ever know
I think my saggy elbows might give the game away though "Moisturise!!! | |||
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