FabSwingers.com forum: Why does toaster go up to 5

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Just got the nibbles . Always a 2 for me on the toster. Anyone done a five must be like charcoal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol it’s minutes you plum

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Lol it’s minutes you plum

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your joking . Are you sure .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol it’s minutes you plum

your joking . Are you sure .

xx"

Very

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol it’s minutes you plum

I'm off to test this

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Lol it’s minutes you plum

your joking . Are you sure .

Very

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love being called a plum xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Experiment with different breads. Sourdough bread makes really nice toast, but takes longer than normal sliced bread. I'm sure there's a scientific reason, but I just know it tastes good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set the toaster to 5 to get out of work meetings and attend fab meets

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

5 makes great breadcrumbs or biscuits.

Love my pitta over toasted at times for nice firm dips ....... oooooooooooo I said firm ........oooooooooo ahhhhhhhh

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"5 makes great breadcrumbs or biscuits.

Love my pitta over toasted at times for nice firm tits...... oooooooooooo I said firm ........oooooooooo ahhhhhhhh"

Firm tits yes pkease

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"5 makes great breadcrumbs or biscuits.

Love my pitta over toasted at times for nice firm tits...... oooooooooooo I said firm ........oooooooooo ahhhhhhhh

Firm tits yes pkease"

ffs ! I had to double take then

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

5 minutes is enough to burn toast trust me

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"Just got the nibbles . Always a 2 for me on the toster. Anyone done a five must be like charcoal

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so you can test the smoke alarm without having to climb onto a chair and press the red button

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Lol it’s minutes you plum

Shut the front door!? 55 years on God's green earth and I never knew this

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Lol it’s minutes you plum

Shut the front door!? 55 years on God's green earth and I never knew this

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sorry to say it my friend but you are a fellow plum

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Lol it’s minutes you plum

Shut the front door!? 55 years on God's green earth and I never knew this

sorry to say it my friend but you are a fellow plum

xx"

It is not the first time that observation has been made and I would stake my house on it not being the last.

In my defence I don't eat bread!

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I only like toast if it's burnt or cold

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Mine goes up to 10

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

"Mine goes up to 10 "

not 11??

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"not 11??

It’s one browner, you see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

potato waffles need a 5

and a second go

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By *un-n-frolicsMan
over a year ago

London

"Experiment with different breads. Sourdough bread makes really nice toast, but takes longer than normal sliced bread. I'm sure there's a scientific reason, but I just know it tastes good."

Exactly. Pumpernickel takes even longer. Especially from frozen. On at 5 twice. Takes real patience.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"I only like toast if it's burnt or cold

Cold before it's buttered, that is... I'm not a psychopath!

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By *un-n-frolicsMan
over a year ago

London

"Lol it’s minutes you plum

Shut the front door!? 55 years on God's green earth and I never knew this

sorry to say it my friend but you are a fellow plum

It is not the first time that observation has been made and I would stake my house on it not being the last.

In my defence I don't eat bread!

Never knew that either, and I eat loads of bread! But I’m young still.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Lol it’s minutes you plum

Shut the front door!? 55 years on God's green earth and I never knew this

sorry to say it my friend but you are a fellow plum

It is not the first time that observation has been made and I would stake my house on it not being the last.

In my defence I don't eat bread!

Never knew that either, and I eat loads of bread! But I’m young still. "
you are a young plum . A plummet xxx

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By *un-n-frolicsMan
over a year ago

London

"Lol it’s minutes you plum

Shut the front door!? 55 years on God's green earth and I never knew this

sorry to say it my friend but you are a fellow plum

It is not the first time that observation has been made and I would stake my house on it not being the last.

In my defence I don't eat bread!

Never knew that either, and I eat loads of bread! But I’m young still. you are a young plum . A plummet xxx

Awww, how sweet. But we may not be such plums after all: https://ligo.co.uk/blog/what-do-the-numbers-on-a-toaster-actually-mean/

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

And what is it with those roasting conveyor belts of doom in hotels? One go through - still bread. Two goes through - burnt to hell. Grrrr

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

It doesn't matter what toaster I have- 2.5 is pale, flaccid bread & 3 is charcoal

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By *aren westTV/TS
over a year ago

cumbria

Crumpets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life hack - whack the toaster all the way to 5 and then put in some frozen waffles. Perfect, every time. And saves putting the oven/grill on

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn...

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Just got the nibbles . Always a 2 for me on the toster. Anyone done a five must be like charcoal

My toaster goes up to 8. My mother likes this kind of burnt offering.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Most toasters go up to 10. Mine goes to 11

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toast ours under the grill. Keep the kitchen clear of irrelevant appliances. Marcus Waring has a knife and another tool, ah Gregg W.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 minutes is enough to burn toast trust me

Depends on the toaster.

5 is just right on mine

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By *igertigerCouple (MM)
over a year ago

cc hotel

Works great for frozen bread.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The numbers are how many minutes you want you toast in for.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most toasters go up to 10. Mine goes to 11

Mine goes up to 9

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

No way, just learnt something today

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Unless yours is a timer toaster the numbers do not refer to minutes dear plumettes, here is some science. Most home toasters are what's called "capacitor" toasters. These work by sending a current through the circuit- via the heating elements- to charge up a central capacitor. When that's fully charged- up pops your toast. With these models, the numbers refer to the resistance rate. The higher this is, the longer it takes for the capacitor to charge, and therefore the longer your toast stays in for

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Crumpets "

This is the correct answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unless yours is a timer toaster the numbers do not refer to minutes dear plumettes, here is some science. Most home toasters are what's called "capacitor" toasters. These work by sending a current through the circuit- via the heating elements- to charge up a central capacitor. When that's fully charged- up pops your toast. With these models, the numbers refer to the resistance rate. The higher this is, the longer it takes for the capacitor to charge, and therefore the longer your toast stays in for

That was very interesting C

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch their toast burn..."

FTFY.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got the nibbles . Always a 2 for me on the toster. Anyone done a five must be like charcoal

Hey Mr Bus,

Hope you are well! I don't always post on your threads but the titles make me smile, thank you!

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Lol it’s minutes you plum

I'm off to test this

Can you report back please

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Sounds like a conspiracy theory

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East

Crumpets. That is why.

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By *.2022Man
over a year ago

england

"Lol it’s minutes you plum

I genuinely did not know it was minutes , i thought it was the strength and would turn it up mid-toasting thinking it was working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking of toast...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Our toaster goes up to nine! God knows what type of bread needs nine minutes

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

It’s because some folk like charcoal for breakfast. Don’t understand it myself but each to their own. Ours it’s at 2 most of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our toaster goes up to nine! God knows what type of bread needs nine minutes

The numbers aren't minutes !

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Our toaster goes up to nine! God knows what type of bread needs nine minutes

The numbers aren't minutes ! "

Are they shades of brown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our toaster goes up to nine! God knows what type of bread needs nine minutes

The numbers aren't minutes !

Are they shades of brown?"

I guess in effect. As said they represent the heat/energy the bread will be exposed to, but that will vary between each toaster. Presumably a 1-10 scale is meant to give greater control ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Our toaster goes up to nine! God knows what type of bread needs nine minutes

The numbers aren't minutes !

Are they shades of brown?

I guess in effect. As said they represent the heat/energy the bread will be exposed to, but that will vary between each toaster. Presumably a 1-10 scale is meant to give greater control ?"

It doesn't give me greater control I still have to keep checking ??. I still pine for the overhead grills on the 1970s cookers.

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch their toast burn...

FTFY.

Winston "

Damn. Wish I'd thought of that one! Good catch, and thanks for the correction

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