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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Best one you've ever received?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask u something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask u something "

Sure x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask u something "

This really really annoys me. Just ask the bloody question!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Received a first message? What madness is this...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve never read one

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I’ve never read one

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why not?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Started with…. Love your posts… and had a number in it. Said call me if you want to have some fun…. So I did… and had a lot of fun…. At the go kart track!!!!!!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Can I ask u something "

Get this one daily never anything spectacular! X

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask u something "

Goggle can answer it better.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

What's that?

This my friend, is a first.

It comes in firsts? I'm getting one!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ve never read one

why not?

Ha ha. Only joking.

My favourites always start with I want you to be my slut

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Can I ask u something

This really really annoys me. Just ask the bloody question!!"

You see this is something I can't get my head around.

Over the years we have received dozens of these messages from many different guy's.

What puzzles me is this: these are random guy's with no connection to each other yet they all seem to ask the same thing/s how??

Is there some secret website or chatroom where they all discuss what random message can we all send to everyone just to piss people off???

It can't be a coincidence can it.

I'd never heard of this and certainly wouldn't have thought of messaging someone to ask them

"Can I ask you a question"

Or a slight variation of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never read one

why not?

Ha ha. Only joking.

My favourites always start with I want you to be my slut

Ahh the romantic messages, you've got to love them ones

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

Fancy exploring the dark side of desire? If this excites you message me as there’s an opening with your name on it.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ve never read one

why not?

Ha ha. Only joking.

My favourites always start with I want you to be my slut

Ahh the romantic messages, you've got to love them ones

You have to say romance is not dead on fab

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By *heBlowinsCouple
over a year ago

West Cork

"I’ve never read one

why not?

Ha ha. Only joking.

My favourites always start with I want you to be my slut

Sometimes I'd rather get these than, "hi"

You know it's a time for a fab break when, "hi" gets your back up

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

For full disclosure, I've never sent a "Can I ask you something" first message, but I guess it's the typed equivalent of when we say "How are you" when we speak to someone on the phone. It kinda checks that the 2-way process is working...

Plus, it probably feels a bit less weird than opening with just "Can I flip you over and wear you like a mask"

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By *heBlowinsCouple
over a year ago

West Cork

"Can I flip you over and wear you like a mask

Yes but... Can you?

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I’ve never read one

why not?

Ha ha. Only joking.

My favourites always start with I want you to be my slut

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lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I’ve never read one

why not?

Ha ha. Only joking.

My favourites always start with I want you to be my slut

Ahh the romantic messages, you've got to love them ones

You have to say romance is not dead on fab

You free for a thorough bumming and a rummage up you bra this weekend??

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"I'm not sure what to say, but can I ask you a question"?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ve never read one

why not?

Ha ha. Only joking.

My favourites always start with I want you to be my slut

Ahh the romantic messages, you've got to love them ones

You have to say romance is not dead on fab

You free for a thorough bumming and a rummage up you bra this weekend??

How dare you! I’m here for the knitting classes

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Yes but... Can you?

I'm stronger than I look... As long as I have fair warning and a packet of ibuprofen, anything is possible!

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By *ucks Couple UKCouple
over a year ago

Bucks

My favourites (said very much tongue in cheek) always started with “your wife looks hot”. As if I was some kind of possession that could be spoken about but not to without permission. Misogynists need not apply

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I’m normally only into white women but there is something special and very sexy about you

Mrs

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

"I’m normally only into white women but there is something special and very sexy about you

Mrs "

Always nice to feel like a ticked box eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blank profiles messaging, hi love your profile and pics.

Really think we could hit ot off, if your interested message back and I can send some pics if we get on.

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I’m normally only into white women but there is something special and very sexy about you

Mrs

Always nice to feel like a ticked box eh?"

Absolutely. Gets me right in the mood

Mrs

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I’ve never read one

why not?

Ha ha. Only joking.

My favourites always start with I want you to be my slut

Ahh the romantic messages, you've got to love them ones

You have to say romance is not dead on fab

You free for a thorough bumming and a rummage up you bra this weekend??

How dare you! I’m here for the knitting classes

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knit me a jumper please..... Round neck

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By *exySwitches203Couple
over a year ago

Felixstowe

‘Hey I would love to be mummified by you’ was an unexpected one!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I’ve never read one

why not?

Ha ha. Only joking.

My favourites always start with I want you to be my slut

Ahh the romantic messages, you've got to love them ones

You have to say romance is not dead on fab

You free for a thorough bumming and a rummage up you bra this weekend??

How dare you! I’m here for the knitting classes

Excellent I’ll have a cock warmer and a cover for My bagpipes - please Don’t mix Up those orders xxx then a rummage and bum session xx. Sounds cosy doesn’t it - i’ll nip round for a tea and rummage and bum!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come round and fuck your arse! £50 cash waiting.

Not sure who he was asking... or us both? Deleted, reported and blocked

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Best one this week was wish u was my granny! Loved to sniff her knickers x

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

The face shitting ones are always a pleasure. First time I received one I thought the 'h' was a typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I come round and fuck your arse! £50 cash waiting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always get messages from men asking if i want a blowjob. It happens when I use my sat nav on my phone. Every town I drive through a cock sucker pops up.

Strange

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Always get messages from men asking if i want a blowjob. It happens when I use my sat nav on my phone. Every town I drive through a cock sucker pops up.

Strange "

Pretty much the only messages I get are from blokes wanting to play my pink flute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always get messages from men asking if i want a blowjob. It happens when I use my sat nav on my phone. Every town I drive through a cock sucker pops up.

Strange

Pretty much the only messages I get are from blokes wanting to play my pink flute

If I was bi I'd be well away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one made me lol...

Can I send Santa your pics, so I can show him what I want for Christmas

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