FabSwingers.com forum: The Watchers

By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

HIYA ALL!!!

I have come to the conclusion that there are LOADS of you out there that just watch and dont join in.

Just wanted to say a HUGE hello - and give ya a big warm welcome

Dont hide, come join us, we have biskwits here

(and crumbs)x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello from a shy newbie

Can I have a biskwits now then?

Tony

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Hello from a shy newbie

Can I have a biskwits now then?

Tony

Garys-baldi or chocolate hobnob????

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"there are LOADS of you out there that just watch and dont join in.

Watching can be much more exciting, although it does depend who / what's on show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello from a shy newbie

Can I have a biskwits now then?

Tony

Garys-baldi or chocolate hobnob????"

Fig-roll please (if she has a nice arse)

Tony

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Hello from a shy newbie

Can I have a biskwits now then?

Tony

Garys-baldi or chocolate hobnob????

Fig-roll please (if she has a nice arse)

Tony

Fig rolls are special delivery only

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Hello from a shy newbie

Can I have a biskwits now then?

Tony

Garys-baldi or chocolate hobnob????"

Noooo everyone is in bed not watching!!!

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Hello from a shy newbie

Can I have a biskwits now then?

Tony

Garys-baldi or chocolate hobnob????

Noooo everyone is in bed not watching!!!"

Oh - why are they having all the fun then hey hey hey?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello from a shy newbie

Can I have a biskwits now then?

Tony

Garys-baldi or chocolate hobnob????

Fig-roll please (if she has a nice arse)

Tony

Fig rolls are special delivery only

We don't mind special delivery if you're bringing them

Tony

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Fig rolls are special delivery only

We don't mind special delivery if you're bringing them

Tony

So long as you thank me in kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fig rolls are special delivery only

We don't mind special delivery if you're bringing them

Tony

So long as you thank me in kind

Oh we can be very very very kind

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are biscuits named after revolutionaries? You have your Bourbons, your Garibaldis, and your Peak Freans Trotsky Assortment!

(thanks to Alexei Sayle & The Young Ones for that. Loved that prog!)

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By *ayc_BigballsMan
over a year ago

Derby

do you have bourbons?

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

loves a jaffa cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been known to do rude thing for a fox's classic.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"been known to do rude thing for a fox's classic.......

*** orders a case of Fox's classic through Tesco Online ***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just the one!!! lightweight!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooops did I say case??? I meant pallet

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"just the one!!! lightweight!!!

thats a case not a box lol i think theres a dozen box's in a case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pallet now we talkin!! x

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

if theres biscuits on offer.....can i have a jammy dodger please?....E x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a dark chocolate ginger please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come and play, peeps, we don't bite, honest!

If we do, it won't hurt much I promise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well well well

Been waiting nearly 24 hours now yet still no Fig-roll has been delivered.

Should of gone with parcel force

Tony

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Well well well

Been waiting nearly 24 hours now yet still no Fig-roll has been delivered.

Should of gone with parcel force

Tony

Well i HAD a packet and would have sent but dam i got hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i HAD a packet and would have sent but dam i got hungry

Yes I think thats what happened to debutante, she got hungry on the way

Anyway, I am still waiting for a curry to come through the door from you!

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tony put the kettle on and I will have a look in the biscuit barrel and see whats left!!

Shona

x x x

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Yehh Tony get the kettle on, milk and one and open the digestives

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Well i HAD a packet and would have sent but dam i got hungry

Yes I think thats what happened to debutante, she got hungry on the way

Anyway, I am still waiting for a curry to come through the door from you!

Tony

Mmmmmm debs OR a curry??? Lol sod the curry

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Tony put the kettle on and I will have a look in the biscuit barrel and see whats left!!

Shona

x x x "
i have some very nice biccies here....mmmmmmmmmmm shona wanna come share????

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Tony put the kettle on and I will have a look in the biscuit barrel and see whats left!!

Shona

x x x i have some very nice biccies here....mmmmmmmmmmm shona wanna come share????"

Oooo can i look in your bicci box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tony put the kettle on and I will have a look in the biscuit barrel and see whats left!!

Shona

x x x i have some very nice biccies here....mmmmmmmmmmm shona wanna come share????"

Oooo yes please

Tony your snoozed you losed

Femme has biccies Im ofski there

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Tony put the kettle on and I will have a look in the biscuit barrel and see whats left!!

Shona

x x x i have some very nice biccies here....mmmmmmmmmmm shona wanna come share????

Oooo can i look in your bicci box?"
youve seen my biccie box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dam! why do I always have to make the drinks, need a tea machine here

who wants what then? We have wine, beer tea and coffee ... then for a snack, all the items that was in the "i'm a celebrity get me out of here" vending machine to tickle your taste buds!

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dam! why do I always have to make the drinks, need a tea machine here

who wants what then? We have wine, beer tea and coffee ... then for a snack, all the items that was in the "i'm a celebrity get me out of here" vending machine to tickle your taste buds!

Tony

beer please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"beer please

Fish eyes with that?

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"beer please

Fish eyes with that?

Tony

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man, thats a rough pub you drink in

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Thats not on! No one said he had beer on offer !!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

can i have coffee with milk and no sugar and a smidgeon of cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats not on! No one said he had beer on offer !!!!

To late, you are at Shona's eating her biscuits!

Shame though cause Shaz has lots of cans here and i'm T-total so nobody to help her drink them

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i have coffee with milk and no sugar and a smidgeon of cream

No way can I control how much cream I put in your coffee

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tony is sacked he didnt make my coffee I had to do it myself

Ohhh and Femme hun you need to hurt Tony cos he put me off me chocolates!!

How very dare he!!

fish eyes indeed ewww mucky begger and not in the nice way either ewwww

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"can i have coffee with milk and no sugar and a smidgeon of cream

No way can I control how much cream I put in your coffee

Tony

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oooooooh whys that?????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Tony is sacked he didnt make my coffee I had to do it myself

Ohhh and Femme hun you need to hurt Tony cos he put me off me chocolates!!

How very dare he!!

fish eyes indeed ewww mucky begger and not in the nice way either ewwww

Shona

x x x "
i is a pussy cat shona honest couldnt hurt a lil biddy anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats not on! No one said he had beer on offer !!!!

To late, you are at Shona's eating her biscuits!

Tony

Nope not my biccies hun we are all going to Femmes cos Big Bad says her biccies are great

Shona

x x x

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I will wait to see who has the best refreshment setup. No one up for doing a fry up by any chance???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i have coffee with milk and no sugar and a smidgeon of cream

No way can I control how much cream I put in your coffee

Tony

oooooooh whys that?????"

I can't stop midway

Tony

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Thats not on! No one said he had beer on offer !!!!

To late, you are at Shona's eating her biscuits!

Tony

Nope not my biccies hun we are all going to Femmes cos Big Bad says her biccies are great

Shona

x x x "
your all coming to mine???? im in me lil pjs.......ya cant do that!!!!! lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Femme does awesome coconut macaroons! Huge cuffin things with big cherries on them!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will wait to see who has the best refreshment setup. No one up for doing a fry up by any chance???"

LoL, bacon, eggs, tomatoes, sausages, beans and everything else here, was shopping day today.. hmmm might have to do a fry up later now..

I'm easily led when it comes to food

Tony

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Femme does awesome coconut macaroons! Huge cuffin things with big cherries on them!!!!

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leave me macaroons outta this _ig bad!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I will wait to see who has the best refreshment setup. No one up for doing a fry up by any chance???

LoL, bacon, eggs, tomatoes, sausages, beans and everything else here, was shopping day today.. hmmm might have to do a fry up later now..

I'm easily led when it comes to food

Tony

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home made hash browns anyone????

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

big sunday fry up for brekkies in the morning here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will wait to see who has the best refreshment setup. No one up for doing a fry up by any chance???

LoL, bacon, eggs, tomatoes, sausages, beans and everything else here, was shopping day today.. hmmm might have to do a fry up later now..

I'm easily led when it comes to food

Tony

home made hash browns anyone????"

Vodka and anyone with Mr kipplings cherry slices for after?

Tony

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"HIYA ALL!!!

I have come to the conclusion that there are LOADS of you out there that just watch and dont join in.

Just wanted to say a HUGE hello - and give ya a big warm welcome

Dont hide, come join us, we have biskwits here

(and crumbs)x"

Do us regulars get biccies too?

Do jaffa cakes count as biccies?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I will wait to see who has the best refreshment setup. No one up for doing a fry up by any chance???

LoL, bacon, eggs, tomatoes, sausages, beans and everything else here, was shopping day today.. hmmm might have to do a fry up later now..

I'm easily led when it comes to food

Tony

home made hash browns anyone????"

Get em on babe and while your at it get other stuff off if ya bent over that stove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"home made hash browns anyone????"

I want some of them to now ffs

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stop it stop it stop it Im supposed to be losing weight and I think I just put it all back on reading all about the scrummy breakfasts your making!!!

Shona

x x x

PS Femme hun Can I have the hash browns??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I will wait to see who has the best refreshment setup. No one up for doing a fry up by any chance???

LoL, bacon, eggs, tomatoes, sausages, beans and everything else here, was shopping day today.. hmmm might have to do a fry up later now..

I'm easily led when it comes to food

Tony

home made hash browns anyone????

Get em on babe and while your at it get other stuff off if ya bent over that stove

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how many am i making??????? can i keep my heels on tho??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how many am i making??????? can i keep my heels on tho??????

You can have on, heels, holdup fishnets and an apron but no more.. pointless overdressing for the occasion

Tony

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

im making these buggers from scratch ya know!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww I took me fishnets and heels off does that mean I only get one of Mr sthwales jaffa cakes???

Shona

x x x

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"how many am i making??????? can i keep my heels on tho??????

You can have on, heels, holdup fishnets and an apron but no more.. pointless overdressing for the occasion

Tony

Ooooo deja vou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im making these buggers from scratch ya know!!!! "

Best put on the comfy 6 inch heels then hun

dont want to do your self an injury!!!

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"im making these buggers from scratch ya know!!!!

Best put on the comfy 6 inch heels then hun

dont want to do your self an injury!!!

Shona

x x x "
oh i have to wear what _ig bad likes

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"im making these buggers from scratch ya know!!!!

Best put on the comfy 6 inch heels then hun

dont want to do your self an injury!!!

Shona

x x x oh i have to wear what _ig bad likes

Well you know what i like you sexy vixen

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"im making these buggers from scratch ya know!!!!

Best put on the comfy 6 inch heels then hun

dont want to do your self an injury!!!

Shona

x x x oh i have to wear what _ig bad likes

Well you know what i like you sexy vixen

"
pink fluffy pjs and big pink fluffy sox to match it is then.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna know what they scared of ?

i too was a watcher for ages and ages and thought.

" i aint posting on there, they all mates and i will be butchered"

But we not like that so come on folks.

If i can do it..."take the plunge and survive"

You can too.

Come and post and have a laff

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I wanna know what they scared of ?

i too was a watcher for ages and ages and thought.

" i aint posting on there, they all mates and i will be butchered"

But we not like that so come on folks.

If i can do it..."take the plunge and survive"

You can too.

Come and post and have a laff

Yous just likes mi scary pics thats why you comes on late you peachy minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What Peaches said

We aint all bad you just join in and you will see we have a right laugh and even more so when you join in!!!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG Big Bad what the hell did you do?????????

Make it go away

Shona

x x x

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"OMG Big Bad what the hell did you do?????????

Make it go away

Shona

x x x "

Its my peaches pic! She loves it.

Where's my scottish shortbread

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"OMG Big Bad what the hell did you do?????????

Make it go away

Shona

x x x "
sexy bastard aint he??? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna know what they scared of ?

i too was a watcher for ages and ages and thought.

" i aint posting on there, they all mates and i will be butchered"

But we not like that so come on folks.

If i can do it..."take the plunge and survive"

You can too.

Come and post and have a laff

Yous just likes mi scary pics thats why you comes on late you peachy minx

Ohhhhhhhhh thats it. give me fooking nite mares ya swine

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I wanna know what they scared of ?

i too was a watcher for ages and ages and thought.

" i aint posting on there, they all mates and i will be butchered"

But we not like that so come on folks.

If i can do it..."take the plunge and survive"

You can too.

Come and post and have a laff

Yous just likes mi scary pics thats why you comes on late you peachy minx

Ohhhhhhhhh thats it. give me fooking nite mares ya swine

Bugger i thought you said you got off on it. Need my ears dewaxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and Peaches dont like it make it go away please a very scared Shona hiding behind the sofa!!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Me and Peaches dont like it make it go away please a very scared Shona hiding behind the sofa!!!

Its gone!

Want a chocci

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG Big Bad what the hell did you do?????????

Make it go away

Shona

x x x sexy bastard aint he??? lol"

I liked the bum pic make him put that back up no scary pic Im easily frightened you know

Ohh and no shortbread cos I dropped it and the cat ate it all cos you scared me BB!!!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...... just passing through...... horlics and toast anyone? .............

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"...... just passing through...... horlics and toast anyone? ............."
go on then.......yummmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No horlicks hun just licks

BB thats a better pic hun I can come out from behind the sofa now!!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... marmite or peanut butter on that?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

".... marmite or peanut butter on that?

"
marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... marmite or peanut butter on that?

marmite"

I knew i liked you... marmite it is

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

".... marmite or peanut butter on that?

marmite

I knew i liked you... marmite it is

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oh fankoo......i likes you too

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"OMG Big Bad what the hell did you do?????????

Make it go away

Shona

x x x sexy bastard aint he??? lol

I liked the bum pic make him put that back up no scary pic Im easily frightened you know

Ohh and no shortbread cos I dropped it and the cat ate it all cos you scared me BB!!!

Shona

x x x "

Ill get "The Bum" pic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno whats worse the hair of the teeth??

Ohh I know the teeth

at least the hair dont scare unsuspecting lurkers

Shona

x x x

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Dunno whats worse the hair of the teeth??

Ohh I know the teeth

at least the hair dont scare unsuspecting lurkers

Shona

x x x "

Bugger you don't like my ozzy ozzborne then! ok change time

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

This thread has just made me laugh - and i feel i need to bring a selection of biccies to the doooooo

The least i can do eh

xxx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Nite nite watchers

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Nite nite watchers

PMSL!!!!

I want a bit of what you are on.

Please

Pretty please

With a cherry on top

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