FabSwingers.com forum: Local updates part 2

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Last one filled up

Cmon let’s see what’s occurring in yours

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

My status update was a forum challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My status update was a forum challenge

Didn’t see it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"My status update was a forum challenge

That’s what they all say

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Apparently someone local wants to get on a plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a suggestion that it’s not warm enough to wear just a bikini on the beach… yet

(Not that I was going to)

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Ok, I looked. I need an exorcist now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, I looked. I need an exorcist now."

What did I do?

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

The usual... Rick's available for naked massage, Sally is off to Ikea and everyone else is OvErWhElMeD wItH MeSsAgEs or has covid.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"My status update was a forum challenge

That’s what they all say

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lol it was cost me two of my friends as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone looking for a diesel mechanic - try a garage mate.

A couple looking for some snow - head to the Alps

Several people pissed off with timewasters - Fablife my friends.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"There is a suggestion that it’s not warm enough to wear just a bikini on the beach… yet

(Not that I was going to)"

Why not? You would look very fetching in a 2-piece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of bi males required locally it seems.

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Balls need emptying, anyone know a good mechanic, bored & lonely…

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Balls need emptying, anyone know a good mechanic, bored & lonely… "
i could tighten your nuts and oil yer crotchet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone looks like they’ve just been caught by rogue traders in their new photo

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Someone looking for a home for two dogs! A woman opened her inbox to single males and is closing it after 30 minutes as it's full of messages from weirdos and a few couples looking for meets. Fairly standard day round here

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Someone looking for a home for two dogs! A woman opened her inbox to single males and is closing it after 30 minutes as it's full of messages from weirdos and a few couples looking for meets. Fairly standard day round here

I’ve a home for dogs!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone looks like they’ve just been caught by rogue traders in their new photo "

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Some hotwifing plans, some unpleasantly gynaecological pictures, someone complaining about socials and one rather attractive photo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone looking for "Fun only plzzz - no assholes thanx ??"

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Someone wanting to wear cum-filled knickers to the gym.

Some saucy, suggestive pics and some rather graphic ones.

Some new veris and some folks wanting meets.

Lovely Meli from the Lounge is goin on a date and posted a pic of herself looking gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“How hard is it to find a bi lad, non smoker, under 40, decent build, decent cock who isn’t a creep or weirdo and can hold a conversation?”

Good luck with your quest Cheshire Girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very quiet day down here in Exeter.

A few meet this evening requests.

A few new pics.

One or two verifications.

Basically dead boring! Other than the viewed my profiles!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

came to paint your bedroom, would it be cash or payment in kind ?

Bloody Nora this place never disappoints

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Cock pics, discreet meets wanted, drugs wanted, more cock pics, someone's got a free house for a few hours (wife's away out) I'm spoilt for choice

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"came to paint your bedroom, would it be cash or payment in kind ?

Bloody Nora this place never disappoints

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omg love your avatar

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"came to paint your bedroom, would it be cash or payment in kind ?

Bloody Nora this place never disappoints

omg love your avatar

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thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Essex quite busy

Few lady’s with boobies out

One has chapel hat pegs

Just the usual January blues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone arranged a meet, but it was a no show.....

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

There’s a lad getting unbelievably lucky later today according to my local updates.

It’s been quite the adventure all week and I swear if this lad doesn’t fuck this woman after just what I’ve seen is going to happen, I’m running 30 miles to be there as a back up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is clearing their inbox as it’s too full

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By *attMonroMan
over a year ago

NE and Central Belt

Someone not meeting for a while due to a bad back (which I can sympathise with)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orgy pushed back to 2/3ish"

"John stones or jack grealish look a likes wanted please apply here"

Miss S x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Just one particular one of interest in case anyone needs a new fence

From Dave* Out pricing jobs in morning, anyone needs a quote for a new fence give me a message, I do a Fab discount ha

* not his real name

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By *inger_the_NinjaMan
over a year ago

Frome

"Just one particular one of interest in case anyone needs a new fence

From Dave* Out pricing jobs in morning, anyone needs a quote for a new fence give me a message, I do a Fab discount ha

* not his real name

Oooh, I'm looking for a new fence, where is 'Dave' based?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Usual sea of dick picks and guys looking to meet

Someone is a pussy killer

A guy needs money to pay his council tax

A breeding bull is looking to explore horny wives (I may have been a little sick in my mouth when I read this)

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By *inger_the_NinjaMan
over a year ago

Frome

"Usual sea of dick picks and guys looking to meet

Someone is a pussy killer

A guy needs money to pay his council tax

A breeding bull is looking to explore horny wives (I may have been a little sick in my mouth when I read this)

Kurt Zouma is on Fab?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Just one particular one of interest in case anyone needs a new fence

From Dave* Out pricing jobs in morning, anyone needs a quote for a new fence give me a message, I do a Fab discount ha

* not his real name

Oooh, I'm looking for a new fence, where is 'Dave' based?"

Near Hull. It’s absolutely banging in Hull

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Lots of men staying in nearby hotels and requiring company. Several opportunities to partake in 420 with men. Not as many sausages as usual actually, pleasantly surprised.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anything new occurring peeps ?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Anything new occurring peeps ?"

Lots of photos, folks posting meets, a couple looking to get kinky as fuck and a lady riding her dildo over and over until it's dripping.

It appears Thursdays are not exciting for updates around here.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"riding her dildo over and over until it's dripping"

Her words not mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on John stones lookalikes come at me!

Male half free this morning can accommodate.

Any driving instructors on here. Need lessons asap.

never anything exciting.

Miss S x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Best I can do today from the cold North is….

Dave* who wants to take someone, anyone on holiday.

* not real username

Seems Legit

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Someone on my local updates is excited about Pokemon and they don't even play it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone just got back from a roller skating session and is ready for a bath and a rub down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One person looking to rent a three bed house and another one complaining she can’t find a big thick cock.

The ying and the yang

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

There is a couple on local updates who we haven't seen before but they are not new. They are very attractive. They are close but not too close. Crikey! Their update is normal and doesn't make us vom slightly. This must be too good to be true.

We shall hotlist for a wee while. (I accidentally typed hotlust first

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"One person looking to rent a three bed house and another one complaining she can’t find a big thick cock.

The ying and the yang "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Best I can do today from the cold North is….

Dave* who wants to take someone, anyone on holiday.

* not real username

Seems Legit

I could do with a holiday. But not that much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is a couple on local updates who we haven't seen before but they are not new. They are very attractive. They are close but not too close. Crikey! Their update is normal and doesn't make us vom slightly. This must be too good to be true.

We shall hotlist for a wee while. (I accidentally typed hotlust first

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Go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is asking for a "stress reliever " - nothing like honesty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m being blinded by the amount of cock shots this morning

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Morning all

We have a good range in the icy north this morning

* Steve is currently building wardrobes. No details as to whether that involves cock or not?

* Bill is looking to get “pissed on and cummed on”

* Dave wants an outdoor dogging meet this morning

I find that one particularly interesting as I’m not sure how dangly bits will work when frozen

All good in the icy north. Keeping me smiling

* not real fab names… obviously

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

Three are looking for meets

One wants to be used

Another wants a massage

Four are complaining about being in work and horny

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Lots of boob pics today and people saying it’s too cold.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A lady can't wait to get back on the search in a few days for a man who wants her as his hot wife.

I'm thinking;

A. She doesn't search on the weekend

B. Warmer times are coming and she's checked the weekly weather forecast

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

London updates this morning are a bit dull with no stand out messages tho there is a standout pic of a MFF where one of women is wearing the BEST Twizzler lolly socks ever.

Lads for the record I find socks equally distracting on and a turn off on women as on you!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"London updates this morning are a bit dull with no stand out messages tho there is a standout pic of a MFF where one of women is wearing the BEST Twizzler lolly socks ever.

Lads for the record I find socks equally distracting on and a turn off on women as on you!

I’m going to buy some of those socks now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lots of boob pics today and people saying it’s too cold. "

Just the norm then

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My status update was a forum challenge

That’s what they all say

lol it was cost me two of my friends as well

Oh well .... friends with no sense if humour wouldn't be a great loss to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently jayjay is a picture collector and a wasteman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much just new pics, women of couples wanting big cocks and new members

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

A number of willies in various stages of red turgidness.

A horrible user name or 2. (Breeder)

A couple looking to be hugely stretched by a VWE.

A video that I'm not watching on behalf of this thread.

A couple practicing safe sex.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Apparently jayjay is a picture collector and a wasteman "

Is that a Lou Reed lyric ?

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Someone has a busy week, a couple looking for a guy (no other context to that one, so perhaps just any guy) and a woman looking to leave fab… again. That last one is a few days old but yep, she’s still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost nothing to report. Couple of club suggestions and a caution against a profile (not mine)

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Saw one yesterday how a woman started her update with 'when'

and continued with 'he makes you squirt all over your sofa' ewwww

Just you wait till it warms up a bit. It's going to attract flies. You'd have to bin it wouldn't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently jayjay is a picture collector and a wasteman

Is that a Lou Reed lyric ? "

John Cale I think

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Apparently jayjay is a picture collector and a wasteman

Is that a Lou Reed lyric ?

John Cale I think"

On careful consideration, I think you might be right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady has posted some pictures of her indulging in a bit of lesbian loving.

Whilst these are well received I’m a bit disturbed by the carpet pattern, I’m going to assume it’s a hotel room.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

There's a few horny people about

Who knew???

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

“Being rejected at home then online does mess your mental health up maybe I'm spending to much time on here looking for what I shouldn't be"

Ooft…. No more looking at local updates for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady has posted some pictures of her indulging in a bit of lesbian loving.

Whilst these are well received I’m a bit disturbed by the carpet pattern, I’m going to assume it’s a hotel room. "

Oh come on....dont tease me. What's the carpet pattern?????

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

[Removed by poster at 29/01/23 12:42:42]

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Just changed our settings for the Find a Friend thread. Local updates is suddenly very different. I'm overwhelmed by cock pics and desperation

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

A very nice guy is back from holiday & wants someone to play with (I've messaged but no reply

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A couple are thinking about adopting a cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of new veris

One blocking profiles who picture collect

A few very nice pics and a video

Oh and a load of temp new 'local' profiles

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Just a normal Sunday...lots of horny men looking for instant meets with pretty much anyone, some overly graphic pics that have put me off my lunch, some balls that apparently need emptied, oh and a couple looking for a brunch social.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty Nurse 69 has just joined. Someone else has really wet knickers. I can understand that, tumble dryers cost a fortune to run nowadays.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

If you happen to be in the town centre , a generous chap would be happy to buy you “the lucky lady” some M & S lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you happen to be in the town centre , a generous chap would be happy to buy you “the lucky lady” some M & S lingerie

I suggest you get an Uber into town asap...that offer's too good to pass up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My local updates are a bit boring this morning

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

This sun is just too tempting for a walk and a fresh breeze under my short skirt.

Why do Sundays feel so good.

Bit boring in Portsmouth today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This sun is just too tempting for a walk and a fresh breeze under my short skirt.

Why do Sundays feel so good.

Bit boring in Portsmouth today

Me thinks everyone is hungover

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Mine are switched off at the moment

I’m missing seeing Dave* offering to fix my fence

* not his actual name

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’ve been in London all weekend and the local updates are a little … different to rural Scotland.

There’s a lot more of them.

And they’re a lot thirstier.

And there’s a hell of a lot more very explicit photos being posted, at bizarre hours of the day.

Peeking between the spreadeagled pictures, I see someone who wishes they were waking up to dick every morning, someone who says ‘Pussy eater needed right now!’ And a woman from Spain is viewing my profile, which seems odd.

There’s also a photo been posted that I recognise from last night/this morning. But I’ll leave you lot wondering about that

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

It appears everyone in Gloucestershire is bored this fine Sunday morning!!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Highlight of the week, I quote.

"Been edging all day, looking for a hole so I can spill my seed".

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Like, just *spill* it? Not shoot it, spray it, fire it, squirt it? Just sort of … dribble?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Like, just *spill* it? Not shoot it, spray it, fire it, squirt it? Just sort of … dribble?

Its verbatim, the use of seed though !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like, just *spill* it? Not shoot it, spray it, fire it, squirt it? Just sort of … dribble?

The hungover horn has taken over

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Oh, and there's a dude with such a bad typo in his profile, I'm considering complaining to him about it.

(Yes, I know I'm a pedantic snob).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine are switched off at the moment

I’m missing seeing Dave* offering to fix my fence

* not his actual name "

I like hearing about *Dave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, and there's a dude with such a bad typo in his profile, I'm considering complaining to him about it.

(Yes, I know I'm a pedantic snob). "

Do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Daddycumpissfistpig a man, is looking to meet today."

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Mine are switched off at the moment

I’m missing seeing Dave* offering to fix my fence

* not his actual name

I like hearing about *Dave

Me too. I may switch them back on later when I’m back from my shenanigans. Just for shit and giggles

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Lots of new guys

Lots of horny profiles

Plenty dick pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine are switched off at the moment

I’m missing seeing Dave* offering to fix my fence

* not his actual name

I like hearing about *Dave

Me too. I may switch them back on later when I’m back from my shenanigans. Just for shit and giggles

I’ll be waiting with anticipation

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Oh, and there's a dude with such a bad typo in his profile, I'm considering complaining to him about it.

(Yes, I know I'm a pedantic snob).

Do it

There's an H in girthy.

Girty-username, just doesn't cut it.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh, and there's a dude with such a bad typo in his profile, I'm considering complaining to him about it.

(Yes, I know I'm a pedantic snob).

Do it

There's an H in girthy.

Girty-username, just doesn't cut it.

Was it a dirty-girty though?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Mine are switched off at the moment

I’m missing seeing Dave* offering to fix my fence

* not his actual name

I like hearing about *Dave

Me too. I may switch them back on later when I’m back from my shenanigans. Just for shit and giggles

I’ll be waiting with anticipation

Oh god me too. Hold on I’ll just pop them on now

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Oh, and there's a dude with such a bad typo in his profile, I'm considering complaining to him about it.

(Yes, I know I'm a pedantic snob).

Do it

There's an H in girthy.

Girty-username, just doesn't cut it.

Was it a dirty-girty though?

I think its "on brand", with the general look & feel of his profile.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Oh Sprockett darling you would be so mad with some of these local updates

* Steve is at the Premier in all day

* Barry is not playing out today due to been unwell

No sign of *Dave today. As yet…

More to follow later. Oh there’s loads and loads of cock shots too

* not actual profile names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Daddycumpissfistpig a man, is looking to meet today."

Ahhh, that's the username i wanted.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Oh Sprockett darling you would be so mad with some of these local updates

* Steve is at the Premier in all day

* Barry is not playing out today due to been unwell

No sign of *Dave today. As yet…

More to follow later. Oh there’s loads and loads of cock shots too

* not actual profile names "

Did someone say Cock ?

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By *ilf71Couple
over a year ago

Fareham

Sunday morning local update:

Anyone hungover? I'll come suck your dick and bring you kfc

Surely an offer to good to refuse

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh Sprockett darling you would be so mad with some of these local updates

* Steve is at the Premier in all day

* Barry is not playing out today due to been unwell

No sign of *Dave today. As yet…

More to follow later. Oh there’s loads and loads of cock shots too

* not actual profile names

Did someone say Cock ?

Oh you’re in that mood are you darling?

I’ll send *Dave right over

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Just seen that somewhere we walk the dog is actually a dogging spot. Genuinely surprised.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Oh Sprockett darling you would be so mad with some of these local updates

* Steve is at the Premier in all day

* Barry is not playing out today due to been unwell

No sign of *Dave today. As yet…

More to follow later. Oh there’s loads and loads of cock shots too

* not actual profile names

Did someone say Cock ?

Oh you’re in that mood are you darling?

I’ll send *Dave right over

Other locals are available, right ?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I don’t know about Tits Out Tuesday, it looks like all the Glasgow ladies have them out today instead.

(I’m not complaining.)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Lots of horny folk, some very graphic pictures and a guy with incredibly painful looking sunburn

What's occurring near you?

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Someone got waxed and is so horny they’ll explode !

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

Someone wants another guy to go and blow his man fat up his missus

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

The North East jury so far…

* Brian is an Early bird horny af looking to tek care of any woman’s needs now @anywhere anyhow anything

* Bob is looking for someone, anyone to “Drain Me”

* Sheila would like to apologise for anyone she was a c**t to last night

And the best one by far…

* Tim would like a supporters pass in return for someone to tek him. Anyone?

* not their actual user names.

Top tekkers

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Someone wants another guy to go and blow his man fat up his missus

Exact words or paraphrased?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Last night I had to report someone for saying he was going to film his wife naked while she was asleep (without her consent) and send it to anyone who wanted to see it.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"The North East jury so far…

* Brian is an Early bird horny af looking to tek care of any woman’s needs now @anywhere anyhow anything

* Bob is looking for someone, anyone to “Drain Me”

* Sheila would like to apologise for anyone she was a c**t to last night

And the best one by far…

* Tim would like a supporters pass in return for someone to tek him. Anyone?

* not their actual user names.

Top tekkers

Ah good old Sheila!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The North East jury so far…

* Brian is an Early bird horny af looking to tek care of any woman’s needs now @anywhere anyhow anything

* Bob is looking for someone, anyone to “Drain Me”

* Sheila would like to apologise for anyone she was a c**t to last night

And the best one by far…

* Tim would like a supporters pass in return for someone to tek him. Anyone?

* not their actual user names.

Top tekkers

Ah good old Sheila!!

Bless her

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

In other news, someone has declared that Lemon’s profile is the best she’s ever read and loves her! Another member of a deservedly growing fan club

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

On Saturdays we usually have a lady offering to let people finger her in the local 'Spoons. Not today though.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"On Saturdays we usually have a lady offering to let people finger her in the local 'Spoons. Not today though."

Well that is an utter disappointment

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"In other news, someone has declared that Lemon’s profile is the best she’s ever read and loves her! Another member of a deservedly growing fan club

Was it Sheila?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"In other news, someone has declared that Lemon’s profile is the best she’s ever read and loves her! Another member of a deservedly growing fan club

Was it Sheila?

Ha! No but I expect they are already best friends - Sheila sounds delightful

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"On Saturdays we usually have a lady offering to let people finger her in the local 'Spoons. Not today though."

And people say Spoons isn’t classy!! £8 steak and pint meal with a side order of fish fingers hahahaha

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over a year ago

"On Saturdays we usually have a lady offering to let people finger her in the local 'Spoons. Not today though."

Can she be ordered on the App?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On Saturdays we usually have a lady offering to let people finger her in the local 'Spoons. Not today though.

Can she be ordered on the App?"

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Lots of male halves wanting cock, it would seem.

And women demanding 8”+ and no time wasters.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Oh and someone wanting to sell some things to fund a new hair-do.

What the somethings are is not specified.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

This mornings requests include... Looking for fun, manners cost nothing and someone has demanded an 8in plus sausage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This mornings requests include... Looking for fun, manners cost nothing and someone has demanded an 8in plus sausage "

Do sausages come that big

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Do sausages come that big

One of those Mattison’s smoked ones. Girthy with it.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"This mornings requests include... Looking for fun, manners cost nothing and someone has demanded an 8in plus sausage

Do sausages come that big

Bratwurst!

One from last week.. I'd like my ass clapping!

Today.. someone is frustrated, someone else wants a 8in cock!

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"This mornings requests include... Looking for fun, manners cost nothing and someone has demanded an 8in plus sausage

Do sausages come that big

If you find the right butcher anything is possible

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

OMFG - have just had a butchers at what is occurring in London town.... Someone has fucked their pussy with a toilet brush and is canvassing for Fabs of the pic so they will use that brush to do their ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMFG - have just had a butchers at what is occurring in London town.... Someone has fucked their pussy with a toilet brush and is canvassing for Fabs of the pic so they will use that brush to do their ass

Sounds like a clean sweep to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the idea with this thread then?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"This mornings requests include... Looking for fun, manners cost nothing and someone has demanded an 8in plus sausage

Do sausages come that big

Only if you ask nicely

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Its just a thread of people laughing and shaming others lol

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Is he called Basil?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Someone looking for a hefty battering ram Cos they know a fort that needs infiltrating

That made me giggle I can’t lie

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Is he called Basil? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its just a thread of people laughing and shaming others lol"

We don’t shame on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my hotlist woke up late for work (from this morning)

Three new photo uploads

Two people are bored

A guy looking for couples

And a guy looking to suck off str8 guys

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Here in Glasgow someone’s looking for ‘Kevin’ who they met last April. They’d like to get reacquainted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my hotlist woke up late for work (from this morning)

Three new photo uploads

Two people are bored

A guy looking for couples

And a guy looking to suck off str8 guys "

Oh yeah, and a new couple who are within 5 miles, I'm in thier age range, but I don't have verifications so a non starter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guy wants a sexy TS for his wife.

Not sure if he means he wants to worry a sexy TS, or he is already married and wishes to present his existing wife with a sexy TS?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm on the way to Exeter

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

A very pregnant woman says "Gang of massive dick to flood me out! Choose a hole and hit it

It's always nice to be offered a choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock hungry posted a meet today.

Someone wants to be used ruff like a cum dump whore.

Someone's so cold their body hurts.

Another will delete your message if you don't send a face photo.

And another wants to know if she's on your hotlist. (fourm) challange

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A very pregnant woman says "Gang of massive dick to flood me out! Choose a hole and hit it

It's always nice to be offered a choice"

At least she offered a choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some guy wants a sexy TS for his wife.

Not sure if he means he wants to worry a sexy TS, or he is already married and wishes to present his existing wife with a sexy TS?"

Confusing

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Someone has just announced they are naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone has just announced they are naked "

Shock

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

There’s excitement at new outfits, dead dildos and boredom in mine at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’s excitement at new outfits, dead dildos and boredom in mine at the moment "

More exciting than mine as they’ve all got the Sunday horn and looking to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s excitement at new outfits, dead dildos and boredom in mine at the moment "

Dead dildos??? Is there a serial dildo killer around?

Or has the cold spell killed off the older, more frail dildos?

Yep, my local updates aren't interesting at all.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

Everyone but me in my whole block of flats is asleep (well no nes lights are on in any case, only mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few women have nothing to do to tomorrow night…. Maybe I should email them with some suggestions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got

Pictures of cock contraptions, love bites while arse fingering and someone wants to have a clothes hanger pushed in their willy and do willy push ups

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Willies.

Someone dressed distinctively.

Meet invites mostly in hotels.

Its quite quiet in the cumbrian hills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got

Pictures of cock contraptions, love bites while arse fingering and someone wants to have a clothes hanger pushed in their willy and do willy push ups"

What???? So many questions reading that. Where to start??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few women have nothing to do to tomorrow night…. Maybe I should email them with some suggestions.

Do it

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