FabSwingers.com forum: Slapping dicks on faces

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What fun eh?

Too much porn? Or do you enjoy it?

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By *umseekerMan
over a year ago

montrose

Good question …

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Just one question Brucey. What’s this “too much porn” you speak of?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I love it. Not all the time. It's very situational. But if someone has been sliding their cock in and out of my mouth and then proceed to take it out and whack it across my face, my eyes glaze over and I'm only thinking about their cock.

(P.S I rarely watch porn)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching this thread carefully to see what you ladies think

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"I love it. Not all the time. It's very situational. But if someone has been sliding their cock in and out of my mouth and then proceed to take it out and whack it across my face, my eyes glaze over and I'm only thinking about their cock.

(P.S I rarely watch porn)"

Oh Meli, you are beautiful

You shouldn't have stayed hidden so long

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

(P.S I rarely watch porn)"

Meli as usual you have put into words exactly how I feel about it too. And your new pic is entirely gorgeous

I on the other hand love porn though

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

(P.S I rarely watch porn)

Oh Meli, you are beautiful

You shouldn't have stayed hidden so long"

Aww thank you! That's really lovely of you to say.

I actually feel like I look okay, first time in some time so thought I'd take a photo to remember it by. x

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Don’t see the appeal, it’s a bit cringe for me…

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Nothing wrong with marking your territory!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

It's quite funny when I catch myself in the chops unexpectedly.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

(P.S I rarely watch porn)"

Oh wow Meli - I love your new profile pic!!! You have the most beautiful eyes x

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Too much porn!

How would you like it if we slapped our boobs on your faces? On second thoughts don't answer that

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

(P.S I rarely watch porn)

Oh Meli, you are beautiful

You shouldn't have stayed hidden so long

Aww thank you! That's really lovely of you to say.

I actually feel like I look okay, first time in some time so thought I'd take a photo to remember it by. x"

You've seen me right? I'm certainly not an oil painting. It's not lovely of me, just stating a fact. I would be honoured to slap my cock in your face after having it covered in your spit

Kidding, I don't do that to anyone, I find it disrespectful. There are much, much better ways to give a boost when someone is cock-d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me nooooo way…on the ass now that’s a different story lol

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Too much porn!

How would you like it if we slapped our boobs on your faces? On second thoughts don't answer that

Please do...I've had boobs rubbed/pressed against my hard cock...best feeling ever

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

(P.S I rarely watch porn)

Oh wow Meli - I love your new profile pic!!! You have the most beautiful eyes x"

Aww thank you! Gosh people are lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually love it, and I'm actually the one that slaps his dick on my face

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"What fun eh?

Too much porn? Or do you enjoy it?

Begin!"

Come on Brucey. Confess.

Someone slapped their cock in your face and you got a tingle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s hot to do

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I like to write my name on their face with my cock and dot the I’s & cross the T’s - sometimes i’ll add an extra slap and flourish - if it’s a proper signature!!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

It’s good fun

obviously with those who like it

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I only allow F&B to do this to me. His sacred todger has it’s own private parking bay on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too much porn!

How would you like it if we slapped our boobs on your faces? On second thoughts don't answer that

Slap away

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A nice little surprise if it's done right.

A helmet in the eye can be quite painful.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

It has it's time and place and usually the local supermarket isn't the one to practise this move at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has it's time and place and usually the local supermarket isn't the one to practise this move at."

Depends who the security guards are

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By *XZRMan
over a year ago

Highland

Unexpected item in the facial area.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"It has it's time and place and usually the local supermarket isn't the one to practise this move at.

Depends who the security guards are"

I'll remember that next time I go shopping

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Just one question Brucey. What’s this “too much porn” you speak of?

Isn't 'Too Much Porn' a village in the Cotswolds?

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By *old HoopsWoman
over a year ago

Near Chester

(P.S I rarely watch porn)"

Exactly this. Though unlike you, I watch porn, maybe too much.

BTW, you look absolutely gorgeous! Love your profile too. x

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By *ove2lickMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Have done it was fun

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Unexpected item in the facial area."

Very good!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Can confirm that K rather enjoys me bouncing and slapping my cock off her tongue and face

LvM

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’ll do the usual disclaimer of each to their own. And unlike some - I do mean that!!!

But - no. Don’t. I will react aggressively

. But the same with any form of slapping or hitting I’m afraid.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I’ll do the usual disclaimer of each to their own. And unlike some - I do mean that!!!

But - no. Don’t. I will react aggressively

. But the same with any form of slapping or hitting I’m afraid.

Would that include bouncing maltesers off your naked buttocks?

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

If I say I actually quite like it will you judge me?

Meaty cocks only need apply

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"If I say I actually quite like it will you judge me?

Meaty cocks only need apply"

The fab forums are the least judgmental areas of any website you will find im pretty sure!! No one ever gets torn to bits like a pack of. Starving hyenas in here…

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"If I say I actually quite like it will you judge me?

Meaty cocks only need apply

The fab forums are the least judgmental areas of any website you will find im pretty sure!! No one ever gets torn to bits like a pack of. Starving hyenas in here…

So full judgement pending!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm i don't really find it sexy

and I've never understood why men do it.. Is it to prove it is so hard it bounces off your cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm i don't really find it sexy

and I've never understood why men do it.. Is it to prove it is so hard it bounces off your cheeks

Bloody hell earlier there was a thread about breaking eggs with your cock, now this,. No cock should be used for such things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry

Only do this on curtains

On way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only ever had it done ones guy blow a load over my face then slap it off my forhead and mixed his cum around my face before putting it back in my mouth to clean it off and then dashed off

Wasn’t shour how I felt about it was still a bit off shock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm i don't really find it sexy

and I've never understood why men do it.. Is it to prove it is so hard it bounces off your cheeks

From what I looked up afterwards as when it happened to me I was kind off in a bit off shock google says It’s a dominants

Not really my thing

I would rather take someone for a slap up meal and drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say I'm overly keen, but then I'm not very sub. The way I see it is, my face is doing all these lovely things to a cock and then it suddenly slaps me around the chops! Talk about ingratitude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm i don't really find it sexy

and I've never understood why men do it.. Is it to prove it is so hard it bounces off your cheeks

From what I looked up afterwards as when it happened to me I was kind off in a bit off shock google says It’s a dominants

Not really my thing

I would rather take someone for a slap up meal and drinks

i still don't get what purpose it has though

I might give up fabbing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i enjoy it. Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm i don't really find it sexy

and I've never understood why men do it.. Is it to prove it is so hard it bounces off your cheeks

From what I looked up afterwards as when it happened to me I was kind off in a bit off shock google says It’s a dominants

Not really my thing

I would rather take someone for a slap up meal and drinks

i still don't get what purpose it has though

I might give up fabbing lol"

Me neither and oooo never leave your wonderful and awesome and very pleasing to the eyes

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I’ll do the usual disclaimer of each to their own. And unlike some - I do mean that!!!

But - no. Don’t. I will react aggressively

. But the same with any form of slapping or hitting I’m afraid.

Would that include bouncing maltesers off your naked buttocks?

So I get to eat them afterwards

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

This is one of those threads where I am too flummoxed to even put into words a suitable response. And herein is my response, thus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs BB likes it as long as it is a light slap on the face and not a full on whack.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I’ll do the usual disclaimer of each to their own. And unlike some - I do mean that!!!

But - no. Don’t. I will react aggressively

. But the same with any form of slapping or hitting I’m afraid.

Would that include bouncing maltesers off your naked buttocks?

So I get to eat them afterwards

Well you have to smother me and you in oil and wrestle naked for them !!! I don’t make the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like doing it, and asking her to hold her tounge out. If she's good at following orders I like telling her she's a good cock sucker.

I don't watch a lot of porn either, it's just what I like.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Brucey, I want you to slap me like one of your French girls

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

It's not something I would appreciate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brucey, I want you to slap me like one of your French girls"

Deeeeelightful!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too much porn!

How would you like it if we slapped our boobs on your faces? On second thoughts don't answer that

Don't worry sugar. You can boob face me on this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think I would do it but I'll love a BBW to ass clap on my face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What fun eh?

Too much porn? Or do you enjoy it?

Begin!

Come on Brucey. Confess.

Someone slapped their cock in your face and you got a tingle....

Only my own cock during one of those failed self fellatio tests

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Brucey, I want you to slap me like one of your French girls

Deeeeelightful!

I knew you’d like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Actually I don't think I've ever done it. Not in that porn like way anyway, let's face it it's probably accidentally popped out a cheeky throat fuck and slapped them on the forehead.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’ve just asked the question…

Henriette is not a fan.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

(P.S I rarely watch porn)

Exactly this. Though unlike you, I watch porn, maybe too much.

BTW, you look absolutely gorgeous! Love your profile too. x "

Aww thank you! That's really sweet of you to say. x

I do watch some porn. It tends to be more homemade though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just asked the question…

Henriette is not a fan."

Well that's a slap in the face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve just asked the question…

Henriette is not a fan.

Well that's a slap in the face."

Boomdoomboom chaaaa

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I love it.

But that doesn't mean you don't watch too much porn.

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By *yanShireMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

"What fun eh?

Too much porn? Or do you enjoy it?

Begin!"

In a group session very hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love it.

But that doesn't mean you don't watch too much porn."

Oh I know. To both

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"I’ll do the usual disclaimer of each to their own. And unlike some - I do mean that!!!

But - no. Don’t. I will react aggressively

. But the same with any form of slapping or hitting I’m afraid.

I'm with you on this. I also hate having a dick slapped on my fanny. Deeply annoying & not at all arousing!

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Please

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What fun eh?

Too much porn? Or do you enjoy it?

Begin!"

Do people ever think about a question before they ask it ?

Who has ever said .... ( without watching porn first ) being slapped with someones genitals would be nice..... ?

I don't like being slapped full stop.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I counted all the YES responses from women who like it.

Today it's a no. Ask again tomorrow.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Who has ever said .... ( without watching porn first ) being slapped with someones genitals would be nice..... ? "

... I'd raise my hand, but I suppose nice isn't quite the word I'd use.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Who has ever said .... ( without watching porn first ) being slapped with someones genitals would be nice..... ?

... I'd raise my hand, but I suppose nice isn't quite the word I'd use."

Dirty ? Filthy? Sexy ? Horny ? Degrading ? Pervy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(P.S I rarely watch porn)"

You have a way with words Meli and always the right words

Miss S x

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Will wasn’t impressed when a lady once tried to blacken her eye with his, then had to deal with her tears when he pulled away

should have been his tears I’d say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it! -mrs x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Dirty ? Filthy? Sexy ? Horny ? Degrading ? Pervy ?"

I think sexy or horny maybe, I don't tend to use the other terms for things I enjoy.

It is hot to me though.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Dude. It really will fall off and make you go blind you know.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Prefer it on my ass than my face

Mother always said I was a wrongun...

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

yep done it a few times,,

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Hilarious... Not sexy... At all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er... No ta, not our Jam.

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By *urlycatMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Always offered a few cock slaps and a rub across the lips.

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