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By *ultured Gent16 OP   Man
over a year ago

close.

We’ve all seen them.

We all love them.

What’s yours??

One of mine to start us off, screamed by Doc Brown in Back to the Future..

“1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!!!!!!”

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

“Oh, please. This baby owes its life to Long Island iced teas, if you know what I mean.”

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"You really expect me to keep on reassuring you sexually even now when we disgust each other?"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Put the bunny back in the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never judge a girl by her Gucci boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who, Who, WHO?! what are you, a fucking owl?!" Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Po Ta Toes…. Boil em mash em stick em in a stew

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By *ultured Gent16 OP   Man
over a year ago

close.

You can’t handle the truth!!!!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Always bet on black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

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By *inksAPlentyCouple
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Cock juggling thundercunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain't got twenty bucks

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

Roads, where we're going, we don't need Roads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


""See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!""

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

“Andy Dufresne, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side”.

Shawshank Redemption

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Life expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously. But life finds a way.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Give up, just quit.

Because in this life, you can’t win.

Yeah, you can try, but in the end you’re just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man.

Who?...

The Man, oh, you don’t know the Man. He’s everywhere. In the White House… down the hall… Ms. Mullins, she’s the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he’s burning down the Amazon, and he k*dnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock ‘n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV!

So don’t waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome ’cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favour and just GIVE UP!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You break my record now I break you, like I break your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me

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By *iscreett84Man
over a year ago

Longford

It’s not that your dream failed, it’s that you had the wrong dream…..

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Assumption is the Mother of All F*** Ups

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By *ysticmykeyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Sometimes I get d*unk

And I get lonely

I'll need you to find me and solace me

In my time of need"

I think that's a quote we can all relate too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life…

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By *ysticmykeyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Cock juggling thundercunt

"

The best line in an otherwise terrible movie. From earlier in the series:

"I'm gonna be naughty. I'm gonna be a naughty vampire god!"

(previous post didn't quote properly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little things used to mean so much to Shelly. I used to think they were kind of... trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial. - Eric Draven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Get away from her .. YOU BITCH!”

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By *edstockings2Couple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN HO HO HO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Now, juggle these, do a tap dance, and sing the Catalina Magdalena Lupensteiner Wallabeiner song”.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children."

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those attempt to poison and destroy my brothers... AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LAW... WHEN I STRIKE MY VENGANCE UPON THEE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you everybody

Goodnight !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Assumption is the Mother of All F*** Ups"

To ASSUME makes an ASSofUnMe

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By *artwivahartTV/TS
over a year ago

Biggin Hill

Im not bad, I'm just drawn that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carried a watermelon ??.

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By *unRunFun7965Man
over a year ago

Pittsburgh

“We’re going to need a bigger boat”

From Jaws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ain't got twenty bucks "

Be nice.... Until it's time not to be nice

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

One day, one day some big kids from the neighbourhood carried my Mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"One day, one day some big kids from the neighbourhood carried my Mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect. "

You know I go from rags to riches

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

The 600 series had rubber skin, we spotted them easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a tornado come through a few years back. It wiped out a bunch of businesses but this little flower tent. So the running movie quote is a play on words to predator. Everytime there is a alert it's always " Get to the flower tent".

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me.

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By *eatcrusadersCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Bring me everyone.

What do you mean ‘everyone’?

EVERYONEEEEEE!!!! ??

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By *es_ivebeen_hereb4Man
over a year ago

I'm always around here

" it's been emotional"

" Looking good Billy Ray"

" Fucking Northern Monkeys, fucking southern shandy drinking fairies"

" We're gonna need a bigger boat"

" We look at these once and once only, ok? Ohhhmyygooddd"

Just a few classics


"We’ve all seen them.

We all love them.

What’s yours??

One of mine to start us off, screamed by Doc Brown in Back to the Future..

“1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!!!!!!” "

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By *nigmatic x DivinityCouple
over a year ago

Up town top ranking

You have no power over me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I think we should get off the road” - Frodo Baggins

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Here's looking at you kid.

Call that a knife .nah this is a knife.

Of all the gin joints in the world .you walked into mine .

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By *oungman1875Man
over a year ago

Blackburn


"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me."

Snatch top film seen it loads

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By *oungman1875Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Put the bunny back in the box

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By *oungman1875Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

I despise rapists. For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty. But, in your case, I'll make an exception.

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By *Q_GentMan
over a year ago

Manchester, City Centre

If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it

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By *andd_bicoupleCouple
over a year ago

wilmslow

GAME OVER

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By *xx90292Man
over a year ago

London

No No Barbara, Tent up first, Bunk up later. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clever girl"

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I would like, If I may, to take you on a strange journey

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters


"Life expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously. But life finds a way."

Good choice! I’ll add;

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should!”

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Roger 'Verbal' Kint/Keyser Soze

The Usual Suspect’s

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By *irexMan
over a year ago

Hertford

“This is car... What number are we?”

“55.”

“ Car 55. We're in a truck.”

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"I'll be your huckleberry"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those attempt to poison and destroy my brothers... AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LAW... WHEN I STRIKE MY VENGANCE UPON THEE!!"

I literally can't read that without hearing his voice in my head lol

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

“Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience”

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By *linton BaptisteMan
over a year ago

Stockport

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the fuck off my obstacle Private Pyle, Get. The. Fuck. Off. My. Obstacle - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

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By *linton BaptisteMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Hey, you guys! Sloth

But honestly I’m straight but this and my last one sound different x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get the fuck off my obstacle Private Pyle, Get. The. Fuck. Off. My. Obstacle - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket"

Oh God you could fill this thread with quotes from that character. My favourite of his:

“I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.”

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By *linton BaptisteMan
over a year ago

Stockport

You Talking to Me?

Say hello to my little friend

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By *linton BaptisteMan
over a year ago

Stockport

You don't know what I can do, what I'm gonna do, or what I'm gonna be! I'm good! I have good things and you don't know about! I'm gonna be something!

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By *linton BaptisteMan
over a year ago

Stockport


"You don't know what I can do, what I'm gonna do, or what I'm gonna be! I'm good! I have good things and you don't know about! I'm gonna be something!"

Boogie Nights

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

My friends, you don't bow to noone. Gets me all the time

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

out of town!

ABC.

A - Always. B- Be. C - Closing.

Always Be Closing

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By *linton BaptisteMan
over a year ago

Stockport

“For one dollar, I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.”

The Jerk

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By *linton BaptisteMan
over a year ago

Stockport

“The Dude abides.”

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By *irexMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"Get the fuck off my obstacle Private Pyle, Get. The. Fuck. Off. My. Obstacle - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

Oh God you could fill this thread with quotes from that character. My favourite of his:

“I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.”"

I worked on the film at the gasworks in London docklands, good days but Kubrick was so slow!

Another quote “And get me some good low-angle stuff. Don't make it too obvious, but I want to see fur - and early morning dew.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Your Heart is free....have the Courage to follow it "

" The time for honouring yourself will soon be at an end...Highness "

Just two quotes from , imho , two of the greatest movies EVER made .. absolutely brilliant movies.

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Couldn’t give a fuck Jones. ( name the film)?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

If you can’t dodge a spanner, you can’t dodge a dodgeball.

The mr

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By *tead88Man
over a year ago

nine elms

All these moments, lost, like … tears… in rain.

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Kiss my lucky egg

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By *ockchickCouple
over a year ago

Wonderland

Smokin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe, hmmm.

... attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I've watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

All those moments, will be lost in time like tears in rain..."

... time to die ..."

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

HEY YOOOOUU GUYS!

mr x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will just tell your mom the dog ate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“If you have any poo, throw it now”

“Drop your cocks and grab your socks!”

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your major malfunction numb nuts, did mommy drop you on your head as a baby"

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

You made a time machine out of a DeLorean.

Their taking the hobbits to isengard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me to bed or lose me forever

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By *0ng0 furyMan
over a year ago

Birkenhead

"not like a ghost you big girl's blouse"

johnny, naked (mike leigh)

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

You had me at "hello"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kill your Brother, you'll feel better"

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By *ixie BeanMan
over a year ago

Wallasey

"we'd like to...but we can't accept your surrender! Was there anything else ? "

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"I guess there's just two kinds of people...my kind of people, and assholes.

It's rather obvious which category you fit into..."

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I got a bad feeling about this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can’t handle the truth!!!!!"

You need me on that wall, you want me on that wall.

Absolutely love this film

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Would you like to know more?

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

- Manners maketh man

-No Good deed goes unpunished

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By *elfordstevieMan
over a year ago

Telford

They’re filming midgets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that all she's getting?"

"I thought i were great!"

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

No patty fingers

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By *nnasHammerCouple
over a year ago

The Upside Down

Walter! He peed in my rug. - Big Lebowski.

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Yorks/Lincs

If the horizon is at the top it s interesting, if the horizon is at the bottom, it s interesting, if the horizon is in the middle, it s boring, now get out of my fucking office ..

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Do you know what nemesis means?

A riotous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent.

Personified in this case by a ‘orrible *unt…….. Me!

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By *nnasHammerCouple
over a year ago

The Upside Down


"Do you know what nemesis means?

A riotous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent.

Personified in this case by a ‘orrible *unt…….. Me!"

Snatch! Fucking class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""who, Who, WHO?! what are you, a fucking owl?!" Px "

I watched this last night, one of the best filmed ever made

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By *izredCouple
over a year ago

mid cornwall

'I feel like a little fucking worm on a big fucking hook!"

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought”

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By *nnasHammerCouple
over a year ago

The Upside Down


""who, Who, WHO?! what are you, a fucking owl?!" Px

I watched this last night, one of the best filmed ever made "

Heat. Best Michael Mann film by far. Amazing cast.

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By *heHornyWandererMan
over a year ago

glasgow

“Y’know I can, uh, eat a peach for hours.”

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By *nnasHammerCouple
over a year ago

The Upside Down


"“Y’know I can, uh, eat a peach for hours.” "

Face/Off baby!!

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Do you feel lucky punk !

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By *arberellasswimsuitCouple
over a year ago

hengoed

Now I'm gonna ring some brothers and we are gonna go medieval on your ass

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Get on your knees now

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

be nice until it's time to not be nice.

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By *nnasHammerCouple
over a year ago

The Upside Down

Get away from her you BITCH!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is like a box of Chocolates, you never know what your going to get

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

york

You keep using this word, I do not think it means what you think it means

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Love these threads op... So many good lines..

I've a few and not added to them for a while..

He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy..

It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy... Etc

Wheres your tool?

Say hello to my little fwend..

And finally..

I love the smell of napalm in the mornin

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By *nnasHammerCouple
over a year ago

The Upside Down


"Love these threads op... So many good lines..

I've a few and not added to them for a while..

He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy..

It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy... Etc

Wheres your tool?

Say hello to my little fwend..

And finally..

I love the smell of napalm in the mornin"

Only one I don’t know is where’s your tool.

Life of Brian, Goodfellas, Scarface and Apocalypse Now. For the others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ain't got twenty bucks

Be nice.... Until it's time not to be nice"

What if somebody calls my mama a whore?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Cock juggling thundercunt

"

Love this! But don't recognise it - which film is it from?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"When I think of an ass, a woman's ass, something comes outta me"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe, hmmm.

... attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I've watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

All those moments, will be lost in time like tears in rain..."

... time to die ...""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some are born to fail. Others have it thrust upon them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No patty fingers "

When I drink whisky I drink whisky and when I drink water I drink water

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

"Are we alright?" " I'd say I'm pretty fucking far from all right" !

Marcelace Wallace!!

What is the film ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "Are we alright?" " I'd say I'm pretty fucking far from all right" !

Marcelace Wallace!!

What is the film ?????"

Pulp fiction

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath


" "Are we alright?" " I'd say I'm pretty fucking far from all right" !

Marcelace Wallace!!

What is the film ?????

Pulp fiction "

Great moment in history!!

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By *ultured Gent16 OP   Man
over a year ago

close.

If we’re mentioning Snatch it has to be.

“Now, d*cks have drive and clarity of vision, but they're not clever. They smell p*ssy, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old p*ssy, and have brought your two small mincey f*ggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no p*ssy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point-five-oh" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now … f*** off.”

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I need guns Lots of guns

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By *ultured Gent16 OP   Man
over a year ago

close.

The Holy Grail…

"your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries"

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By *ultured Gent16 OP   Man
over a year ago

close.

“Hey laser lips!!!!

Your momma was a snowblower!!!”

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By *ike hock 400Man
over a year ago

Scarboro

“When I drink water , I drink water . When I drink whisky , I drink whisky !!!

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Tutti fuckin' fruity...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe, hmmm.

... attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I've watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

All those moments, will be lost in time like tears in rain..."

... time to die ...""

Apparently, he adlibbed that.

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Get busy living or get busy dying

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I’m having an old friend for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe, hmmm.

... attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I've watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

All those moments, will be lost in time like tears in rain..."

... time to die ..."

Apparently, he adlibbed that."

No, he didn't. He changed it in advance by removing a few words and adding the tears in rain line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe, hmmm.

... attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I've watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

All those moments, will be lost in time like tears in rain..."

... time to die ..."

Apparently, he adlibbed that.

No, he didn't. He changed it in advance by removing a few words and adding the tears in rain line."

I stand corrected

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde


"Cock juggling thundercunt

Love this! But don't recognise it - which film is it from?"

Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity.

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

One girl i drove through three states wearing her head as a hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else

FUCK IT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In case I forget to tell you later, I had a great time tonight

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Love these threads op... So many good lines..

I've a few and not added to them for a while..

He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy..

It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy... Etc

Wheres your tool?

Say hello to my little fwend..

And finally..

I love the smell of napalm in the mornin

Only one I don’t know is where’s your tool.

Life of Brian, Goodfellas, Scarface and Apocalypse Now. For the others. "

Wheres your tool... Was the cocker knee Ray Winstone in scum. Brutal film I saw on a double bill with quadrophenia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

English mutherfucker, do you speak it?

Pulp fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah come on, Adrian, it’s true. I was nobody. But that don’t matter either, you know? ‘Cause I was thinkin’, it really don’t matter if I lose this fight. It really don’t matter if this guy opens my head, either. ‘Cause all I wanna do is go the distance. Nobody’s ever gone the distance with Creed, and if I can go that distance, you see, and that bell rings and I’m still standin’, I’m gonna know for the first time in my life, see, that I weren’t just another bum from the neighborhood.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

[Removed by poster at 11/01/23 17:36:09]

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I ain't got twenty bucks

Be nice.... Until it's time not to be nice

What if somebody calls my mama a whore?"

Is she?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ain't got twenty bucks

Be nice.... Until it's time not to be nice

What if somebody calls my mama a whore?

Is she?"

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By *art55Man
over a year ago

Leatherhead

"Build it and he will come".....

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

Hell I'd piss on a sparkplug if I thought it'd do any good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“No the Doug we’re after is a white!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't rain all the time"

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Death by stereo!

and

I am an F.B.I agent!

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By *enor y Senora TetasCouple
over a year ago

Sussex

“They’ve done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time it works every time."

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By *oyRoy06Man
over a year ago

leighton buzzard

You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.

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By *az080378Woman
over a year ago

Cromer

Fear is not real. The only place that fear can exist is in our thoughts of the future. It is a product of our imagination, causing us to fear things that do not at present and may not ever exist. That is near insanity Kitai. Do not misunderstand me, danger is very real, but fear is a choice. We are all telling ourselves a story and that day mine changed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You break my record now I break you, like I break your friend "

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dillon, you son of a bitch"

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By *inksAPlentyCouple
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

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By *inksAPlentyCouple
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


""Can't rain all the time""

Well done on this one!

The crow is a very underated film!

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"When there's no more room in Hell, the Dead will walk the Earth"

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By *5funMan
over a year ago

carisbrooke

Who took the jam out of your doughnut

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

Your name is John Coffey?

Yes sir boss. Like the drink, only not spelled the same.

Oh, you can spell can you?

Just my name boss.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I have a bad feeling about this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe we show him some good games when it gets light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life's too short to be pissed off all the time.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

And this one time at band camp......

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

All that matters to me now is Jenny

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