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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Could you crack an egg with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Probably not but I can certainly dip it into the yolk like a soldier

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Hard or soft boiled?

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Probably not but I can certainly dip it into the yolk like a soldier

Attention!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you crack an egg with it?

No, but I have been known to impregnate a couple

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Hard or soft boiled?"

That would be ridiculous.

Not boiled.

You’re sick!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Hard or soft boiled?

That would be ridiculous.

Not boiled.

You’re sick!"

Sorry

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Could you crack an egg with it?

No, but I have been known to impregnate a couple

What… both of us!!

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

Just tried, nope couldn't be done. In unrelated news I'm now banned from local Tesco.

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

"Just tried, nope couldn't be done. In unrelated news I'm now banned from local Tesco."

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Could you crack an egg with it?

Is this a ancient fertility practice

That your looking to bring back into

Fashion .

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

There's an idea for a fab video. Must try it.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Duck egg doubt it

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

Nope, there’s an egg shortage so that would be deemed as a waste!

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Just tried, nope couldn't be done. In unrelated news I'm now banned from local Tesco."

I just hope it wasn’t the pic n mix!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I wouldn't need to. The egg would crack itself out of sheer respect.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Could you crack an egg with it?

Is this a ancient fertility practice

That your looking to bring back into

Fashion ."

He who cracks fastest

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Could you crack an egg with it?

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maybe

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"There's an idea for a fab video. Must try it. "

Our inbox is open for genuine attempts

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Duck egg doubt it "

Who threw that?

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Nope, there’s an egg shortage so that would be deemed as a waste! "

It’s ok, don’t be sad.

You’re not the only one that can’t do it.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I wouldn't need to. The egg would crack itself out of sheer respect."

Just club me and drag me back to your cave already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's an idea for a fab video. Must try it.

Our inbox is open for genuine attempts

Haha, once did this and Fab wouldn't let me show the video, 'too rude'

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Could you crack an egg with it?

maybe

What a cliffhanger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be yolking right

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

That quails egg had no chance

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I wouldn't need to. The egg would crack itself out of sheer respect.

Just club me and drag me back to your cave already

I was going to cave you and drag you back to my club. But I can work with your way.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I could break bricks with it, like a karate demonstration

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My penis is the fastest on 4 wheels

No eggs though

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

My bank asked for a new password..

I said " penis".

She said " it's not long enough"

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

No but I have had it smothers in cream egg if that counts

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I wouldn't need to. The egg would crack itself out of sheer respect."

Not too much respect hopefully. Just the right amount…

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Pfft! fuck yeah I could, Just get hard and smash it over your bellend... I'd go through a dozen eggs with no issues, how hard can it be?

best omelette you've ever had .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Note ti self, take the egg out the water first

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By *alleyDaveMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Note ti self, take the egg out the water first"

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Can’t say I’ve ever tried. But sounds fun

The mr

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I could crack an egg on it, but with it? I dont know. Am i supposed to whack it until the egg breaks?

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Note ti self, take the egg out the water first"

And out of the fridge

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

Cracking one out just took on a whole new meaning.

You're all trying aren't you? Disgusting pervs.

I found putting the egg on a hard surface helped.

Oh.

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

"Note ti self, take the egg out the water first

And out of the fridge"

And out of Tescos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With it or on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely …. Maybe we should do videos …. Whacking Wednesday

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Absolutely …. Maybe we should do videos …. Whacking Wednesday

Slow motion ?

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely It’s all in the technique you use??

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Could end up with egg on your face.

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Don’t try doing this over a frying pan full of hot oil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer yoghurt for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make you crack a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cue loads of videos being uploaded of guys trying to crack eggs with their dicks

haha.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Ostrich egg maybe

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Yep pretty sure I could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont know about cracking an egg but could definitely whisk one lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I can crack an egg - hard and soft boiled/raw - slice the top off hard boiled one with a ninja like precision - whisk an omelette, soufflé make batter… in fact it’s a multi tool in my pants… can probably get the stones out of a horses hoof on a good day!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I can crack an egg - hard and soft boiled/raw - slice the top off hard boiled one with a ninja like precision - whisk an omelette, soufflé make batter… in fact it’s a multi tool in my pants… can probably get the stones out of a horses hoof on a good day!!

Video, or it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now want to watch egg cracking videos. And I'm still waiting on glitter penis.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Eggs are for rookies.

Piñatas for the win.....

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Eggs are for rookies.

Piñatas for the win.....

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I now want to watch egg cracking videos. And I'm still waiting on glitter penis.

There were... complications.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Video, or it didn't happen

You got a horse I can borrow??? Jeez that sounds wrong even by my standards!!!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Probably. What are the competition rules?

LvM

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Never mind eggs.

Mine can "open" a chocolate orange

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I now want to watch egg cracking videos. And I'm still waiting on glitter penis.

How about a glittery penis cracking an egg?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Video, or it didn't happen

You got a horse I can borrow??? Jeez that sounds wrong even by my standards!!!

I fell off one on Saturday - I'm sure it'll be obliging.....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I now want to watch egg cracking videos. And I'm still waiting on glitter penis.

^^^I support this message

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Video, or it didn't happen

You got a horse I can borrow??? Jeez that sounds wrong even by my standards!!!

I fell off one on Saturday - I'm sure it'll be obliging.....

Those rides outside Asda can be pretty wild to be fair!!

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

It turns out I can crack an egg with my penis.

Unfortunately, I’m now subject to a criminal investigation by the RSPCA and West Midlands Police as I apparently “should have waited until it was out of the chicken”.

Who knew….?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"It turns out I can crack an egg with my penis.

Unfortunately, I’m now subject to a criminal investigation by the RSPCA and West Midlands Police as I apparently “should have waited until it was out of the chicken”.

Who knew….?"

But we answered which came first… the chicken did… multiple times!!

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

When did cracking eggs with your todger become a thing?

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By *ixie BeanMan
over a year ago

Wallasey

We love smashing raw eggs and consuming their contents .. ~ Sam an Ella

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire / Burton on Trent

I thought I'd get in early and bought my kids Easter eggs as soon as they came on sale on boxing day.. I think I need to get some more now

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By *ixie BeanMan
over a year ago

Wallasey

"I thought I'd get in early and bought my kids Easter eggs as soon as they came on sale on boxing day.. I think I need to get some more now

You damaged your kids eggs ?. I think you need to be kinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely …. Maybe we should do videos …. Whacking Wednesday

Slow motion ?

The mr "

Only type to do right?

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Eggs? Pff, try breaking a slab of toffee over it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standard free range eggs or a cream egg??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you crack an egg with it?

Hahaha... Never tried...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao never thought about doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At minute I could....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you crack an egg with it?

I regularly crack one off with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you crack an egg with it?

Haha worth a go! Fun way to make breakfast

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I don't think mine goes far enough in....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"When did cracking eggs with your todger become a thing?

About 14hrs ago, when Sam (I'm assuming) had a brain fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When did cracking eggs with your todger become a thing?

About 14hrs ago, when Sam (I'm assuming) had a brain fart

Too many eggs will do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bizarre yet intrigued , I'll give it a go when I get home , probably miss the egg and slam my dink against the worktop and bruise the bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine can crack a joke.

That explains why so many people laugh when i get it out.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Could you crack an egg with it?

No but I could crush a Grape

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I want to find out if I can but at the same time I really don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to find out if I can but at the same time I really don’t "

I was just thinking exactly the same thing

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"When did cracking eggs with your todger become a thing?

About 14hrs ago, when Sam (I'm assuming) had a brain fart

Your assumption is correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you crack an egg with it?

Is this the new forum pic challenge?

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

What an eggtraordinary question

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I could, but wouldn't want eggshells stuck in it. That's no yolk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put your cock on the worktop and slammed the egg on it, I guess so, but not sure at what price.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"When did cracking eggs with your todger become a thing?

About 14hrs ago, when Sam (I'm assuming) had a brain fart

Your assumption is correct.

And I thought assumptions were the mother of all fuck ups?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I could, but wouldn't want eggshells stuck in it. That's no yolk!"

Don't be so prickly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you making with the egg afterwards?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Mines fertilised a few eggs

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By *amhorniestMan
over a year ago

Surrey

Not sure.. hold on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not into cbt so I’ll pass on trying that

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By *allsendmaleMan
over a year ago

Wallsend

Haha this thread has actually made me laugh and I’m now actually quite interested whether anyone has managed to do it and sent over proof?

Do they get a verification from the OP if successful? Haha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Haha this thread has actually made me laugh and I’m now actually quite interested whether anyone has managed to do it and sent over proof?

Do they get a verification from the OP if successful? Haha"

Sam would love to watch your penis egg bashing video, I'm sure

Then do one with glitter for Lemonbuttercream.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does bounce quite nicely off of a strawberry jelly

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I can hang a wet duffell coat off mine. Its useful if there's nowhere left to hang your coat.

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

Not big lol

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

Maybe not crack it, but definitely fertilise it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can’t even give Jim’s Nan an orgasm so I doubt it will. Plus, I can’t get it hard often unless I have swallowed some Maca !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I now want to watch egg cracking videos. And I'm still waiting on glitter penis.

^^^I support this message "

What’s glitter penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'm still waiting on glitter penis.

Me tooooooooo!

I almost started a thread demanding them, but I thought I’d get torn a new arsehole for daring to, so wussed out

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"And I'm still waiting on glitter penis.

Me tooooooooo!

I almost started a thread demanding them, but I thought I’d get torn a new arsehole for daring to, so wussed out

Wouldn’t it then be called a glitter box

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat

"And I'm still waiting on glitter penis.

Me tooooooooo!

I almost started a thread demanding them, but I thought I’d get torn a new arsehole for daring to, so wussed out

Ladies I am so with you on this one. There must be one guy on here who is up for the Glitter Penis Challenge given how appreciative we would all be!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"And I'm still waiting on glitter penis.

Me tooooooooo!

I almost started a thread demanding them, but I thought I’d get torn a new arsehole for daring to, so wussed out

Ladies I am so with you on this one. There must be one guy on here who is up for the Glitter Penis Challenge given how appreciative we would all be!

I would, if I didn't have an extreme and long standing hatred of glitter from many years ago.

It would take a hell of a lot (next to impossible) to get me to involve glitter in anything

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"And I'm still waiting on glitter penis.

Me tooooooooo!

I almost started a thread demanding them, but I thought I’d get torn a new arsehole for daring to, so wussed out

Ladies I am so with you on this one. There must be one guy on here who is up for the Glitter Penis Challenge given how appreciative we would all be!

Will you be taking applicants

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat

"And I'm still waiting on glitter penis.

Me tooooooooo!

I almost started a thread demanding them, but I thought I’d get torn a new arsehole for daring to, so wussed out

Ladies I am so with you on this one. There must be one guy on here who is up for the Glitter Penis Challenge given how appreciative we would all be!

Will you be taking applicants

Personally I'd like to see the glittery appendages of Fab strutting their stuff in a parade but pics or vids on here will also suffice. Pretty please

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I now want to watch egg cracking videos. And I'm still waiting on glitter penis.

^^^I support this message

What’s glitter penis

It's where you make your penis into a sparkly wand to wave

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