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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

They started me on some new medication this week but i have to slowly increase the dose over a period of time. There about the size of a sacchrin and i have to cut them in half, this is the third night on the trot ive tried to do it and one half stays on the chopping board and the other half shoots across the work top in tiny fragments grrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

crush them hun and divide the powder in 2........;) xxx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"crush them hun and divide the powder in 2........;) xxx"

Hey not just a pretty face are you, ive had tonights but i will do that tomorrow nightxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can buy a cheap little tablet splitter from the chemist..or try a razor blade if you have one. x

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"crush them hun and divide the powder in 2........;) xxx

Hey not just a pretty face are you, ive had tonights but i will do that tomorrow nightxxx"

All me drug dealing year come in handy ya see xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"crush them hun and divide the powder in 2........;) xxx

Hey not just a pretty face are you, ive had tonights but i will do that tomorrow nightxxx

All me drug dealing year come in handy ya see xxxx"

does she cut the remaining half with bicard or chalk dust and how much can she push em for on the street debs ??

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"crush them hun and divide the powder in 2........;) xxx

Hey not just a pretty face are you, ive had tonights but i will do that tomorrow nightxxx

All me drug dealing year come in handy ya see xxxx

does she cut the remaining half with bicard or chalk dust and how much can she push em for on the street debs ??"

Bicarb goes a bit funny if contacts water - and the chalk not really too good either - but if ya mix the chalk with some odourless talc powder - you can mould it back into little pills and they gel together quite nicely.

In fact if you add a little arsenic and a few other bits and bobs that i not allowed to mention (mothers specail recipe you see) it works out quite well.

She could prob make 10 tabes out of each half and easy sell em on for a Fiver each

BARGAIN i say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you are a baaad woman - we looooooove it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same time as you take your tablet, take some laxatives also.. you will crap 1/2 of it back out

Tony

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Same time as you take your tablet, take some laxatives also.. you will crap 1/2 of it back out

Tony"

But then what do you do with the other half - people dont buy pills if they looking a bit brown!!!

ANd smell like shite! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you could get someone thats into scat to extract the other 1/2 of the pill for you

Tony

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Well you could get someone thats into scat to extract the other 1/2 of the pill for you

Tony"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you could get someone thats into scat to extract the other 1/2 of the pill for you

Tony

"

Does that meen you want to offer to do the deed?

Tony

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Well you could get someone thats into scat to extract the other 1/2 of the pill for you

Tony

Does that meen you want to offer to do the deed?

Tony"

On this occaision i am MORE than happy with cut and paste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this occaision i am MORE than happy with cut and paste "

Ermmmm well yes you can hang wallpaper with it if you really want to

Tony

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"On this occaision i am MORE than happy with cut and paste

Ermmmm well yes you can hang wallpaper with it if you really want to

Tony"

So long as its not a bum deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this occaision i am MORE than happy with cut and paste

Ermmmm well yes you can hang wallpaper with it if you really want to

Tony

So long as its not a bum deal "

I quite like bums... as long as no laxatives have been taken!

Tony

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"On this occaision i am MORE than happy with cut and paste

Ermmmm well yes you can hang wallpaper with it if you really want to

Tony

So long as its not a bum deal

I quite like bums... as long as no laxatives have been taken!

Tony"

Even extra large squishy ones????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even extra large squishy ones????"

Oh yes!

Never been much of a breast person but a nice arse you can grab and a nice pair of eyes and i'm in heaven!

Shaz has a radar built in though, she always manages to spot the nice bums on the ladies before me

Tony

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Even extra large squishy ones????

Oh yes!

Never been much of a breast person but a nice arse you can grab and a nice pair of eyes and i'm in heaven!

Shaz has a radar built in though, she always manages to spot the nice bums on the ladies before me

Tony"

Now thats my kinda girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even extra large squishy ones????

Oh yes!

Never been much of a breast person but a nice arse you can grab and a nice pair of eyes and i'm in heaven!

Shaz has a radar built in though, she always manages to spot the nice bums on the ladies before me

Tony

Now thats my kinda girl "

Nooooo its not fare!

She often says "wow did you see her arse" I will be looking around saying "where where" and she replies.. "oh she's gone now" grrrrrrrrrrr

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even extra large squishy ones????

Oh yes!

Never been much of a breast person but a nice arse you can grab and a nice pair of eyes and i'm in heaven!

Shaz has a radar built in though, she always manages to spot the nice bums on the ladies before me

Tony

Now thats my kinda girl

Nooooo its not fare!

She often says "wow did you see her arse" I will be looking around saying "where where" and she replies.. "oh she's gone now" grrrrrrrrrrr

Tony"

You need to learn THE CODE tony.

Me and my mate developed it when we were working together years ago. We'd be driving down the road and he'd see a prett girl and say, Cor, look at the norks on that!" and by the time I'd looked in every direction we'd driven past her and I missed it.

So what we came up with is this:

You take the direction you are travelling in as 12 o'clock and wherever the pretty girl is, is the time. So he'd say 9 o'clock and I'd immediately look to his side and if he said 3 o'clock, I'd look to mine! It works perfectly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha will remember that one!

now to teach shaz

Tony

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