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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are you even doing here?!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

It's a trap

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Even the fake ones?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Even the fake ones? "

No they can stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In if I manage to get it up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was nice knowing you Brucey Baby, au revoir Px

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"was nice knowing you Brucey Baby, au revoir Px "

Cuddles remember!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Yes. Yes we should. But until the clubs start listing their nights somewhere less gross I'll have to stick around.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Could they give this room a good hoover and wash up the dishes before they do?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

No way.

My woman validates my ego.

Without her I’d be vulnerable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes. Yes we should. But until the clubs start listing their nights somewhere less gross I'll have to stick around."

What clubs? Asking for a man and his interest in your blowjob story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way.

My woman validates my ego.

Without her I’d be vulnerable."

Exactly, you'd be like rest of us schmucks

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"What clubs? Asking for a man and his interest in your blowjob story "

Whatever ones are within a reasonable distance to convince someone to drive me to. So mostly Play, F, Shh and Cupids.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

All the leaving ladies are welcome around mine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What clubs? Asking for a man and his interest in your blowjob story

Whatever ones are within a reasonable distance to convince someone to drive me to. So mostly Play, F, Shh and Cupids."

Interesting (googles everything)

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"No way.

My woman validates my ego.

Without her I’d be vulnerable.

Exactly, you'd be like rest of us schmucks "

You say such sweet things.

If they leave… can we couple up?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Bye Brucey… it’s been emotional

Honk honk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What clubs? Asking for a man and his interest in your blowjob story

Whatever ones are within a reasonable distance to convince someone to drive me to. So mostly Play, F, Shh and Cupids."

Any ideas on the where?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Apologies, I'll take my boobs and slink back off to the nunnery

Tinder x

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Bye Brucey… it’s been emotional

Honk honk "

Wait for meeeeeee

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Any ideas on the where?"

The where of what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any ideas on the where?

The where of what?"

Where to advertise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bye Brucey… it’s been emotional

Honk honk "

If I ever touch those boobs for real they're getting honked, you know that right?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"What are you even doing here?!"

I don't know. But pass the popcorn.

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

But where would we go??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But where would we go?? "

My basement?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Where to advertise "

Oh. No idea. If they even bothered to maintain it on their own websites I'd be okay with that but it seems like it's only actually actively advertised on here. So here I'm stuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should all go and join Fabknitting

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

So fab guys then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way.

My woman validates my ego.

Without her I’d be vulnerable.

Exactly, you'd be like rest of us schmucks

You say such sweet things.

If they leave… can we couple up? "

We'll even recreate some of your current pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women or Cis Women asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn right they should.

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville


"But where would we go??

My basement?"

Hahaha I'm guessing thats where you keep your washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But where would we go??

My basement?"

Is that you Josef Fritzel?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"No way.

My woman validates my ego.

Without her I’d be vulnerable.

Exactly, you'd be like rest of us schmucks

You say such sweet things.

If they leave… can we couple up?

We'll even recreate some of your current pictures "

You do have the calf’s for Hen’s heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where to advertise

Oh. No idea. If they even bothered to maintain it on their own websites I'd be okay with that but it seems like it's only actually actively advertised on here. So here I'm stuck."

The search function works for me. Want me to create some sort of distribution list for girls nights out?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"It's a trap "

A booby trap ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way.

My woman validates my ego.

Without her I’d be vulnerable.

Exactly, you'd be like rest of us schmucks

You say such sweet things.

If they leave… can we couple up?

We'll even recreate some of your current pictures

You do have the calf’s for Hen’s heels "

Oh smoooooooth... You definitely know how to woo a guy

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"The search function works for me. Want me to create some sort of distribution list for girls nights out? "

The search function where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The search function works for me. Want me to create some sort of distribution list for girls nights out?

The search function where?"

Forum then click on Forum Search. Tell a friend to tell a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But where would we go??

My basement?

Hahaha I'm guessing thats where you keep your washing machine "

No, just a nice little sex den. Nothing sexist now cmon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... Fab-Girls here we come!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"... Fab-Girls here we come! "

You are on to a winner there!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Forum then click on Forum Search. Tell a friend to tell a friend "

I mean... there's a whole forum just for advertising club nights. I do t have issues finding them here haha, I thought you meant somewhere else for some reason.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I don’t think I’m really here

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

You're not getting rid of me that easily

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

They wouldn't last a week without their high-intensity diet of dick pics and FAF messages.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You're probably right.

Fuck all on here for me any more.

Too many huge cocks for my tiny vagina.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Bye Brucey… it’s been emotional

Honk honk

If I ever touch those boobs for real they're getting honked, you know that right?"

Too fucking right. Honk-honk

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"They wouldn't last a week without their high-intensity diet of dick pics and FAF messages."

You think we can't get them elsewhere?

I wake up every morning to hundreds of leaflets through my door with dick pics and I need me balls draining messages on.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"... Fab-Girls here we come! "

You need to TM this Midnight. Immediately.

Oh… and I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are you even doing here?!"

Seriously!? Why and what's your reasoning for this? X

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"They wouldn't last a week without their high-intensity diet of dick pics and FAF messages.

You think we can't get them elsewhere?

I wake up every morning to hundreds of leaflets through my door with dick pics and I need me balls draining messages on."

Are they written in crayon? If so I suspect Brucey is behind it

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"They wouldn't last a week without their high-intensity diet of dick pics and FAF messages.

You think we can't get them elsewhere?

I wake up every morning to hundreds of leaflets through my door with dick pics and I need me balls draining messages on.

Are they written in crayon? If so I suspect Brucey is behind it "

He does mine in fuzzy felt.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

We could ask you the same question !

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"They wouldn't last a week without their high-intensity diet of dick pics and FAF messages.

You think we can't get them elsewhere?

I wake up every morning to hundreds of leaflets through my door with dick pics and I need me balls draining messages on.

Are they written in crayon? If so I suspect Brucey is behind it

He does mine in fuzzy felt. "

Now I’m thinking of little fuzzy felt cocks

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"They wouldn't last a week without their high-intensity diet of dick pics and FAF messages.

You think we can't get them elsewhere?

I wake up every morning to hundreds of leaflets through my door with dick pics and I need me balls draining messages on.

Are they written in crayon? If so I suspect Brucey is behind it

He does mine in fuzzy felt.

Now I’m thinking of little fuzzy felt cocks "

Tiny little weeny ones?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I put them on my fridge with a big gold star.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"They wouldn't last a week without their high-intensity diet of dick pics and FAF messages.

You think we can't get them elsewhere?

I wake up every morning to hundreds of leaflets through my door with dick pics and I need me balls draining messages on.

Are they written in crayon? If so I suspect Brucey is behind it "

He's not allowed crayons. He eats them.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"They wouldn't last a week without their high-intensity diet of dick pics and FAF messages.

You think we can't get them elsewhere?

I wake up every morning to hundreds of leaflets through my door with dick pics and I need me balls draining messages on.

Are they written in crayon? If so I suspect Brucey is behind it

He's not allowed crayons. He eats them."

At least he's got past the age of putting them up his nose

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Are they written in crayon? If so I suspect Brucey is behind it

He's not allowed crayons. He eats them.

At least he's got past the age of putting them up his nose "

I would highly doubt it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I put them on my fridge with a big gold star."

I actually think you would do this

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I put them on my fridge with a big gold star.

I actually think you would do this "

I'm such a Dad cliché.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I put them on my fridge with a big gold star."

I’m confused. Are we talking

Women

Teeny weeny cocks

Or dick-pic leaflets?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

No, Bruce they should not......

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I put them on my fridge with a big gold star.

I’m confused. Are we talking

Women

Teeny weeny cocks

Or dick-pic leaflets?"

Yes. Yes, we are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep asking myself that very same question Brucey

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"

Are they written in crayon? If so I suspect Brucey is behind it

He's not allowed crayons. He eats them.

At least he's got past the age of putting them up his nose

I would highly doubt it "

Nah, makes them taste better, he says.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But where would we go??

My basement?

Is that you Josef Fritzel?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are just an illusion anyway. Not real.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Women are just an illusion anyway. Not real. "

NPCs you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off I pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are just an illusion anyway. Not real.

NPCs you mean?"

I had to google that but I think yes? We're just milling about in the shadows no purpose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are they written in crayon? If so I suspect Brucey is behind it

He's not allowed crayons. He eats them.

At least he's got past the age of putting them up his nose

I would highly doubt it

Nah, makes them taste better, he says."

At least it's progress from my bum bum

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Women are just an illusion anyway. Not real.

NPCs you mean?

I had to google that but I think yes? We're just milling about in the shadows no purpose "

Only some characters really exist. Others are just part of the computer game, making life hard for the real people.

It's an odd point of view but it's a point of view

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Are they written in crayon? If so I suspect Brucey is behind it

He's not allowed crayons. He eats them.

At least he's got past the age of putting them up his nose

I would highly doubt it

Nah, makes them taste better, he says.

At least it's progress from my bum bum "

I knew it wasn’t a virgin ass!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love women I just want you all in my basement is all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell no

Only hear for lady’s

If the leave I’m offft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are they written in crayon? If so I suspect Brucey is behind it

He's not allowed crayons. He eats them.

At least he's got past the age of putting them up his nose

I would highly doubt it

Nah, makes them taste better, he says.

At least it's progress from my bum bum "

You won’t try a strap on, but you put crayons up there?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are they written in crayon? If so I suspect Brucey is behind it

He's not allowed crayons. He eats them.

At least he's got past the age of putting them up his nose

I would highly doubt it

Nah, makes them taste better, he says.

At least it's progress from my bum bum

I knew it wasn’t a virgin ass!!!!"

Never by a sweet lass though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are they written in crayon? If so I suspect Brucey is behind it

He's not allowed crayons. He eats them.

At least he's got past the age of putting them up his nose

I would highly doubt it

Nah, makes them taste better, he says.

At least it's progress from my bum bum

You won’t try a strap on, but you put crayons up there?!"

Gotta start small right?!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Are they written in crayon? If so I suspect Brucey is behind it

He's not allowed crayons. He eats them.

At least he's got past the age of putting them up his nose

I would highly doubt it

Nah, makes them taste better, he says.

At least it's progress from my bum bum

I knew it wasn’t a virgin ass!!!!

Never by a sweet lass though "

I’m not sweet, but I’ll give it a go

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

Sorry, was in the kitchen. Did someone say something?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are they written in crayon? If so I suspect Brucey is behind it

He's not allowed crayons. He eats them.

At least he's got past the age of putting them up his nose

I would highly doubt it

Nah, makes them taste better, he says.

At least it's progress from my bum bum

I knew it wasn’t a virgin ass!!!!

Never by a sweet lass though

I’m not sweet, but I’ll give it a go "

Every thread now this happens. Every damn thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are just an illusion anyway. Not real.

NPCs you mean?

I had to google that but I think yes? We're just milling about in the shadows no purpose

Only some characters really exist. Others are just part of the computer game, making life hard for the real people.

It's an odd point of view but it's a point of view "

Computers against the humans, theres a film or two in that I bet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are they written in crayon? If so I suspect Brucey is behind it

He's not allowed crayons. He eats them.

At least he's got past the age of putting them up his nose

I would highly doubt it

Nah, makes them taste better, he says.

At least it's progress from my bum bum

I knew it wasn’t a virgin ass!!!!

Never by a sweet lass though

I’m not sweet, but I’ll give it a go

Every thread now this happens. Every damn thread "

Probably better just acquiesce

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By *it4u2Man
over a year ago

play town

Is that you Josef Fritzel?"

Nah it's me wishing I was a year older then I could mail you.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Are they written in crayon? If so I suspect Brucey is behind it

He's not allowed crayons. He eats them.

At least he's got past the age of putting them up his nose

I would highly doubt it

Nah, makes them taste better, he says.

At least it's progress from my bum bum

I knew it wasn’t a virgin ass!!!!

Never by a sweet lass though

I’m not sweet, but I’ll give it a go

Every thread now this happens. Every damn thread

Probably better just acquiesce "

Or stop starting threads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are they written in crayon? If so I suspect Brucey is behind it

He's not allowed crayons. He eats them.

At least he's got past the age of putting them up his nose

I would highly doubt it

Nah, makes them taste better, he says.

At least it's progress from my bum bum

I knew it wasn’t a virgin ass!!!!

Never by a sweet lass though

I’m not sweet, but I’ll give it a go

Every thread now this happens. Every damn thread

Probably better just acquiesce "

Not even for you, gorgeous (touches cheek)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are they written in crayon? If so I suspect Brucey is behind it

He's not allowed crayons. He eats them.

At least he's got past the age of putting them up his nose

I would highly doubt it

Nah, makes them taste better, he says.

At least it's progress from my bum bum

I knew it wasn’t a virgin ass!!!!

Never by a sweet lass though

I’m not sweet, but I’ll give it a go

Every thread now this happens. Every damn thread

Probably better just acquiesce

Or stop starting threads "

You love it!

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask


"What are you even doing here?!"

Sorry i got lost. Ill make me way out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are you even doing here?!

Sorry i got lost. Ill make me way out "

Down the stairs to the basement

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By *it4u2Man
over a year ago

play town

Kiss me on the way out, and don't forget to turn the lights out.

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask


"What are you even doing here?!

Sorry i got lost. Ill make me way out

Down the stairs to the basement "

Basement

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are you even doing here?!

Sorry i got lost. Ill make me way out

Down the stairs to the basement

Basement "

It's got fairy lights, it's lovely I swear!

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask


"What are you even doing here?!

Sorry i got lost. Ill make me way out

Down the stairs to the basement

Basement

It's got fairy lights, it's lovely I swear!"

Is there cake??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are you even doing here?!

Sorry i got lost. Ill make me way out

Down the stairs to the basement

Basement

It's got fairy lights, it's lovely I swear!

Is there cake??"

....yes...?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"What are you even doing here?!

Sorry i got lost. Ill make me way out

Down the stairs to the basement

Basement

It's got fairy lights, it's lovely I swear!

Is there cake??"

Come this way. I'll make cake for you. Proper sponge cake too, none of this "Fab cake"!

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