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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What is the best way to get a giraffe out of africa if it doesnt have a visa. I need to know by 2nd of January

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a big crate marked this way up! Does he have a passport?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kill it and bring it over as meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he travelling with a hippo, a zebra and some penguins??

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

If he doesn't have a visa you are going to have to smuggle him in. I suggest you disguise him as a parcel and send him airmail. What could possibly go wrong? Does he speak English?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smile and wave boys,,smile and wave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diplomatic passport....??

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Diplomatic passport....??"

Good idea, how would a giraffe go about getting one, i suggested bringing it over in a rucksack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smile and wave boys,,smile and wave

Ahhhh isn't that for penguins?

Send him via air mail and write gift on the packet you wont need to pay extra charges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Film it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be tempted to contact the Foreign and Commonwealth Office and ask for the Giraffe Asylum Dept.

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

Tell him to make his way to Calais then stowaway on a truck. He should have no problem gettin in then as they let every fucker in when they arrive at Dover

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Nick one from a Safari Park, at least it won't have jet lag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrap it round your neck and tell people it's your new scarf.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Could try an Ark but he can only come if he's in a couple.

Single giraffes have to pay three times more to get in of course...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could try an Ark but he can only come if he's in a couple.

Single giraffes have to pay three times more to get in of course..."

pms love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress it in a verrrrrry long turtleneck sweater and make sure to ask for a seat with extra leg room on the plane...

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I asked a man at the forgien office , but he said he wouldn't stick his neck out

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Diplomatic passport....??

Good idea, how would a giraffe go about getting one "

local post office...?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Tell him to make his way to Calais then stowaway on a truck. He should have no problem gettin in then as they let every fucker in when they arrive at Dover

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He could walk 21 miles accross the channel with that neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on if its a Pygmy giraffe or a full size one

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

OMG....Can't believe she actually post a thread about it. OK i am in africa till the 2nd January. That give you guys few more days to find the best way to get that giraffe back to england for our diamond friend

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Depends on if its a Pygmy giraffe or a full size one

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She asked me for a full size adult giraffe she can ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on if its a Pygmy giraffe or a full size one

She asked me for a full size adult giraffe she can ride

, good luck with that then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do not bring it to the uk via france.

they will kill it and eat it.

contact longleat safari park and im sure they could help you in this matter.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Tell him to make his way to Calais then stowaway on a truck. He should have no problem gettin in then as they let every fucker in when they arrive at Dover

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How will he get to Calais from a savanna in west africa?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right a letter to the UK border agency stating due to a political coup organised by a group of renegade hyena who wish to over throw the local government the giraffe wishes to plea for political asylum as he is under threat of being the main course at the victory barbeque that should do it

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'd be tempted to contact the Foreign and Commonwealth Office and ask for the Giraffe Asylum Dept.

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The giraffe i've found has no problem and is not at any risk at all. So he has no ground for asylum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can fold them up and pop them in a envelope,,,, but there’s no grantee they wont escape….

Stationery is usually made from very thin paper….

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

You cant ride a giraffe it has a sloping back and no humps.! It does however have a very long prehensile tongue

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Get a friendly truck driver to dangle it from his rear view mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco do a click and collect service

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

disguise it as a toy donkey and bring it in via spain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely it would be cheaper to bring the lady to the giraffe rather than the giraffe to the lady!

Just a thought

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Surely it would be cheaper to bring the lady to the giraffe rather than the giraffe to the lady!

Just a thought

Now im liking that thought

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Tell the customs it's going back to the zoo after visiting relatives for Christmas

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

"Tell him to make his way to Calais then stowaway on a truck. He should have no problem gettin in then as they let every fucker in when they arrive at Dover

How will he get to Calais from a savanna in west africa?????"

Make his way to Tangiers and get the ferry to Gibralter silly!

Think there is a bus service through to Calais.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Just get Harrods to arrange it. They can get anything.

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Haha love this thread made me laugh a lot on a boring night plus I love giraffes

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By *iamp86Man
over a year ago

preston

Have you tried DHL or FedEx???

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Love this thread x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the best way to get a giraffe out of africa if it doesnt have a visa. I need to know by 2nd of January"

There's several listings for "Out of Africa" on Ebay right now!!!

Should be easy and cost about 99p plus postage. Then I'd suggest 2nd class within the UK - or if said Giraffe is at a local zoo - hand deliver it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the best way to get a giraffe out of africa if it doesnt have a visa. I need to know by 2nd of January"

Marry it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What is the best way to get a giraffe out of africa if it doesnt have a visa. I need to know by 2nd of January

Marry it.

That's unlikely to work - have you seen the regs on married partners entering the country?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bumped cos its too funny to die.......

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"bumped cos its too funny to die.......

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Thank goodness...

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

You could try and smuggle it in but you will need plenty of neck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he doesn't have a visa use Mastercard works for me

or get a friendly diplomat to put it in the Diplomatic bag (these can be the size of a house) customs can't touch Diplo bag

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"What is the best way to get a giraffe out of africa if it doesnt have a visa. I need to know by 2nd of January"

go to blockbusters.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Get some black & white paint and disguise it as a zebra

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

In a REALY tall bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now this is the silliest thread I've ever seen!

How about you take a photo of him/her and send by email?

I really don't think you want to get a giraffe out of Africa, I think your having a giraffe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just tell em that it is Qatada's cousin and that he is here to make amends. No problem if they query it they will give you lots of money and a house and your own body guard 24/7.

If they get suspicious tell them you will appeal it via the Court of Human Rights, no problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you diamond ! Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this is the silliest thread I've ever seen!

How about you take a photo of him/her and send by email?

I really don't think you want to get a giraffe out of Africa, I think your having a giraffe!"

She did it....

Smuggled it in through Southern Ireland and called it Emerald.....

Trouble is, now it has mysteriously vanished and she hasn't a clue where it is....

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"What is the best way to get a giraffe out of africa if it doesnt have a visa. I need to know by 2nd of January"

Minced finely you could probably pass it off as beef.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this is the silliest thread I've ever seen!

How about you take a photo of him/her and send by email?

I really don't think you want to get a giraffe out of Africa, I think your having a giraffe!

She did it....

Smuggled it in through Southern Ireland and called it Emerald.....

Trouble is, now it has mysteriously vanished and she hasn't a clue where it is....

it texted me earlier this afternoon and said - and I quote "Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaah from a certain giraffe" - I think he is off on his holibobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this is the silliest thread I've ever seen!

How about you take a photo of him/her and send by email?

I really don't think you want to get a giraffe out of Africa, I think your having a giraffe!

She did it....

Smuggled it in through Southern Ireland and called it Emerald.....

Trouble is, now it has mysteriously vanished and she hasn't a clue where it is....

Emerald is running home!! Come to mama baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put him in a package marked lasagne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this is the silliest thread I've ever seen!

How about you take a photo of him/her and send by email?

I really don't think you want to get a giraffe out of Africa, I think your having a giraffe!

She did it....

Smuggled it in through Southern Ireland and called it Emerald.....

Trouble is, now it has mysteriously vanished and she hasn't a clue where it is....

Emerald is running home!! Come to mama baby "

when he gets back check his phone and ground him

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Hide him in wi a smuggled load o Marlboro ciggies ...... customs will no notice , theyll be lookin fur camels ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this is the silliest thread I've ever seen!

How about you take a photo of him/her and send by email?

I really don't think you want to get a giraffe out of Africa, I think your having a giraffe!

She did it....

Smuggled it in through Southern Ireland and called it Emerald.....

Trouble is, now it has mysteriously vanished and she hasn't a clue where it is....

Emerald is running home!! Come to mama baby

when he gets back check his phone and ground him

Psssst....Giraffes dont have checks, they have patches.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Claps hands with glee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry it to a british bulldog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this is the silliest thread I've ever seen!

How about you take a photo of him/her and send by email?

I really don't think you want to get a giraffe out of Africa, I think your having a giraffe!

She did it....

Smuggled it in through Southern Ireland and called it Emerald.....

Trouble is, now it has mysteriously vanished and she hasn't a clue where it is....

Emerald is running home!! Come to mama baby

when he gets back check his phone and ground him

Psssst....Giraffes dont have checks, they have patches.....

is that cos he's giving up smoking??

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"What is the best way to get a giraffe out of africa if it doesnt have a visa. I need to know by 2nd of January

go to blockbusters.

Cancel that,try the bargain bin in Asda

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it get out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the best way to get a giraffe out of africa if it doesnt have a visa. I need to know by 2nd of January"

The question has to be asked........does it have to be in one piece?

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