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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone tried it? I come accross it on the internet wile looking up keagle exercises. Iv got a normal size cock bit over 7 and half inch and a ok girth.... But I guess most blokes would like to have more.... So is it another load of old shit or is there truth in it?

And whats dry orgasms all about???

Yes iv been bored over xmas and messing around on google! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who thinks of these names?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"who thinks of these names?"

I think thats how you spell it... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i honestly dont know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its like a exercise you can do that makes your cock bigger length and girth, its 100% free and its been around for thousands of years.... My first thought was its bullshit and I still think it is but theres a hell of a lot of people that claim its great and if there not making money I cant understand why they would lie? Be honest I dont know much about it as only read a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its like a exercise you can do that makes your cock bigger length and girth, its 100% free and its been around for thousands of years.... My first thought was its bullshit and I still think it is but theres a hell of a lot of people that claim its great and if there not making money I cant understand why they would lie? Be honest I dont know much about it as only read a little "

come join ma pyramid scheme mate...no outlay, guaranteed outlay..oops inlay...just join..ur cock will grow when u see how much cash u can spend..I mean receive

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I would guess it is about as successful as rubbing baked bean juice into your bell end.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

go with your instincts...

if something smells like bullshit, it probably is..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes I agree it must be ballshit what I dont get is why its free? I understand theres loads of cons out there that lie to get money... You cant go on a porn site without something poping up saying grow x amount bla bla. So why are lots of people doing jelqing every day over the world?? Read up on it on the internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've never heard of it, but if you are interested in this then go for it.

Of course it does sound far fetched and I'm sure that if it did work then every man would be investing in whatever it is.

But if you take a chance and this comes good, when you come on here with a 12x5 inch cock then they will all be eating their words won't they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would guess it is about as successful as rubbing baked bean juice into your bell end. "

Does that work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i remember being told the only way to make your cock big was to tie a stone on piece of thread then attach this to your bell end.

i asked with it make it bigger and longer?

the reply was 'no mate but it will be black in a week'.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I would guess it is about as successful as rubbing baked bean juice into your bell end.

Does that work? "

No but it tastes good (apparently)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Well I've never heard of it, but if you are interested in this then go for it.

Of course it does sound far fetched and I'm sure that if it did work then every man would be investing in whatever it is.

But if you take a chance and this comes good, when you come on here with a

12x5 inch cock then they will all be

eating their words won't they "

Probably not all they'll be eating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would guess it is about as successful as rubbing baked bean juice into your bell end.

Does that work?

No but it tastes good (apparently) "

Is the juice warm?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I've never heard of it, but if you are interested in this then go for it.

Of course it does sound far fetched and I'm sure that if it did work then every man would be investing in whatever it is.

But if you take a chance and this comes good, when you come on here with a 12x5 inch cock then they will all be eating their words won't they "

No thats the whole point! Its 100% free no money to be made so you dont need to invest in it.

Im not going to try it as like I said I cant imagine it working... I was more curious as to the amount of people world wide that are doing it! Theres even forums on it!

Be honest im quite happy with what iv got so wont bother..... But saying that I wouldnt say no to a extra inch lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I would guess it is about as successful as rubbing baked bean juice into your bell end.

Does that work?

No but it tastes good (apparently)

Is the juice warm? "

Can't imagine anyone enjoying cock dipped in cold bean juice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've never heard of it, but if you are interested in this then go for it.

Of course it does sound far fetched and I'm sure that if it did work then every man would be investing in whatever it is.

But if you take a chance and this comes good, when you come on here with a 12x5 inch cock then they will all be eating their words won't they

No thats the whole point! Its 100% free no money to be made so you dont need to invest in it.

Im not going to try it as like I said I cant imagine it working... I was more curious as to the amount of people world wide that are doing it! Theres even forums on it!

Be honest im quite happy with what iv got so wont bother..... But saying that I wouldnt say no to a extra inch lol

"

Well I think you should try this as an experiment and update us with measurements etc.

If its free then there's no harm done and you will be conducting valuable research for fab members.

Its a scientific experiment, if it doesn't work then it doesn't matter, it will be fun just experimenting to try and dispel the myth.

You need to be totally honest about your measurements though as the experiment will be void and pointless. we need to know whether it makes even just the tiniest of difference

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Of course it does not work. The first person to come with a safe way to increase penis size will be a billionaire. He or she will also be one the most famous people on the planet lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of course it does not work. The first person to come with a safe way to increase penis size will be a billionaire. He or she will also be one the most famous people on the planet lol. "

How can you make money out of something that is free??? I agree I dont think it works but no one has answered my question..... Why are thousands of people all over the world been doing it? And whys it been practiced for thousands of years?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I've never heard of it, but if you are interested in this then go for it.

Of course it does sound far fetched and I'm sure that if it did work then every man would be investing in whatever it is.

But if you take a chance and this comes good, when you come on here with a 12x5 inch cock then they will all be eating their words won't they

No thats the whole point! Its 100% free no money to be made so you dont need to invest in it.

Im not going to try it as like I said I cant imagine it working... I was more curious as to the amount of people world wide that are doing it! Theres even forums on it!

Be honest im quite happy with what iv got so wont bother..... But saying that I wouldnt say no to a extra inch lol

Well I think you should try this as an experiment and update us with measurements etc.

If its free then there's no harm done and you will be conducting valuable research for fab members.

Its a scientific experiment, if it doesn't work then it doesn't matter, it will be fun just experimenting to try and dispel the myth.

You need to be totally honest about your measurements though as the experiment will be void and pointless. we need to know whether it makes even just the tiniest of difference "

lol I dont think im the best person to experiment on to be honest.... Theres a small amount of risk to it. I think someone with nothing to lose should try it like someone with a micro penis or someone whos not getting laid.... I need my cock in working order!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Also whats this about dry orgasms for men??

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Jeez, What will they think of next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does work, you have to keep it up though. I find it helps with keeping strong erections and it does make it a bit thicker straight after you have done it. You can't break it have a go and see what you think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It does work, you have to keep it up though. I find it helps with keeping strong erections and it does make it a bit thicker straight after you have done it. You can't break it have a go and see what you think. "

I read it can be dangerous and/you can get spots from it that true?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It does work, you have to keep it up though. I find it helps with keeping strong erections and it does make it a bit thicker straight after you have done it. You can't break it have a go and see what you think. "

tried inboxing you a question but you blocked guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone tried it? I come accross it on the internet wile looking up keagle exercises. Iv got a normal size cock bit over 7 and half inch and a ok girth.... But I guess most blokes would like to have more.... So is it another load of old shit or is there truth in it?

And whats dry orgasms all about???

Yes iv been bored over xmas and messing around on google! Lol"

makes it bigger for about 2 hours but eventually goes back to normal try a penis extender....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone tried it? I come accross it on the internet wile looking up keagle exercises. Iv got a normal size cock bit over 7 and half inch and a ok girth.... But I guess most blokes would like to have more.... So is it another load of old shit or is there truth in it?

And whats dry orgasms all about???

Yes iv been bored over xmas and messing around on google! Lol makes it bigger for about 2 hours but eventually goes back to normal try a penis extender.... "

lol thanks for advice but I dont need a extender! Iv got a good size cock.... Well im happy with it anyway lol.. I just come accross jelqing on the internet wile looking for intermediate keagle exercises. I know I said wouldnt say no to another inch but wouldnt use a extender. Each to there own tho if works for some why not

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Been too scared to open this incase it was something yuck.

Is it medication or just like a cock extender? Might just be an elastic band some male strippers use

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Can't you just tell us what it is? I'm too lazy to google it

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Can't you just tell us what it is? I'm too lazy to google it "

Im just too scared to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't you just tell us what it is? I'm too lazy to google it

Im just too scared to "

try smannyfacking

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Can't you just tell us what it is? I'm too lazy to google it

Im just too scared to

try smannyfacking"

Noooo. I dont trust you Paddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a friend who's a doctor that specialises in boy and girl bits (genitourinary or something I think). On a night out she got talking about "the shit she's seen" and mentioned this.

Basically a guy lubes up his dick and squeezes it tightly at the base and slides his grip up his shaft until he gets to the top. He then repeats the action a number of time, just like reps at the gym. It's supposed to do something to the cell walls that allow you to get a longer willy.

What really happens is you get a longer flacid dick and a softer erection. My friend has had to deal with a few berks who have basically shagged their dick in the hope of a bigger willy.

The 1000's of years thing is a load of cobblers. Call it an ancient secret that "the man" doesn't want you to know and gulable people lap it up. If it was really 1000's of years old and worked then every bugger would be doing it by now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a friend who's a doctor that specialises in boy and girl bits (genitourinary or something I think). On a night out she got talking about "the shit she's seen" and mentioned this.

Basically a guy lubes up his dick and squeezes it tightly at the base and slides his grip up his shaft until he gets to the top. He then repeats the action a number of time, just like reps at the gym. It's supposed to do something to the cell walls that allow you to get a longer willy.

What really happens is you get a longer flacid dick and a softer erection. My friend has had to deal with a few berks who have basically shagged their dick in the hope of a bigger willy.

The 1000's of years thing is a load of cobblers. Call it an ancient secret that "the man" doesn't want you to know and gulable people lap it up. If it was really 1000's of years old and worked then every bugger would be doing it by now."

but cant ya just get someone else to do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen people with gains but they aren't huge (.5" etc) and it takes a lot of work.

Seems more plausible than pumping or tablets

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I've a friend who's a doctor that specialises in boy and girl bits (genitourinary or something I think). On a night out she got talking about "the shit she's seen" and mentioned this.

Basically a guy lubes up his dick and squeezes it tightly at the base and slides his grip up his shaft until he gets to the top. He then repeats the action a number of time, just like reps at the gym. It's supposed to do something to the cell walls that allow you to get a longer willy.

What really happens is you get a longer flacid dick and a softer erection. My friend has had to deal with a few berks who have basically shagged their dick in the hope of a bigger willy.

The 1000's of years thing is a load of cobblers. Call it an ancient secret that "the man" doesn't want you to know and gulable people lap it up. If it was really 1000's of years old and worked then every bugger would be doing it by now."

So its like making a balloon dog then and the cock deflates like an old balloon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've a friend who's a doctor that specialises in boy and girl bits (genitourinary or something I think). On a night out she got talking about "the shit she's seen" and mentioned this.

Basically a guy lubes up his dick and squeezes it tightly at the base and slides his grip up his shaft until he gets to the top. He then repeats the action a number of time, just like reps at the gym. It's supposed to do something to the cell walls that allow you to get a longer willy.

What really happens is you get a longer flacid dick and a softer erection. My friend has had to deal with a few berks who have basically shagged their dick in the hope of a bigger willy.

The 1000's of years thing is a load of cobblers. Call it an ancient secret that "the man" doesn't want you to know and gulable people lap it up. If it was really 1000's of years old and worked then every bugger would be doing it by now."

Well obviously your the jelqing guru so maybe you can tel us how jelqing has been around for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How long rather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm from the secret society of Jelgiests, we have been around since the dawn of man..we are also Velgiests too..

our aim?

making the best cocks and fannies in the world...without cosmetic enhancements

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham


"I've a friend who's a doctor that specialises in boy and girl bits (genitourinary or something I think). On a night out she got talking about "the shit she's seen" and mentioned this.

Basically a guy lubes up his dick and squeezes it tightly at the base and slides his grip up his shaft until he gets to the top. He then repeats the action a number of time, just like reps at the gym. It's supposed to do something to the cell walls that allow you to get a longer willy.

"

Basically a one-way-wank then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every bloke that's ever walked this planet has played and pulled his cock most days of his life.

If jeldging works, we'd have dicks like efelumps trunks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every bloke that's ever walked this planet has played and pulled his cock most days of his life.

If jeldging works, we'd have dicks like efelumps trunks "

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"Every bloke that's ever walked this planet has played and pulled his cock most days of his life.

If jeldging works, we'd have dicks like efelumps trunks "

Lol Nice one Jack.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Every bloke that's ever walked this planet has played and pulled his cock most days of his life.

If jeldging works, we'd have dicks like efelumps trunks "

Anyone want a donut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It does work, you have to keep it up though. I find it helps with keeping strong erections and it does make it a bit thicker straight after you have done it. You can't break it have a go and see what you think.

I read it can be dangerous and/you can get spots from it that true? "

No idea mine was fine, can't say I was an extremist at it tho only did it everynow and then.

I also found it helped with erections not made them softer?

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