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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling

To rewrite my profile for me. Anything you choose.

I'll pick my favourite and have it take centre stage as my profile text.

(yes I'm bored)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can barely construct one for myself, so wouldn’t dare inflict one on another!

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hi laydees!

It's the high viz hottie that keeps a cozy on his bottie.

The only ties I'm looking for is the one that goes with my shirt, although it would look mighty fine around your wrists or on your bedroom floor.

I work out, check out the 6 pack. You could bounce bricks off it, but your boobies bouncing off it as we 69 would be a far better ezperience.

My cock is that big, I need a panoramic picture to get the rest of it in.

Come along and enjoy the ride!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Do you want sex?

Do you like my penis?

Do you want to have sex with my penis?

If you answered yes to all of those then please enquire within

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF? DM me and I'll reply with a dick pic, with any object of your choice held against it so you can see how but it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*how big

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Fill in later

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Hi laydees!

It's the high viz hottie that keeps a cozy on his bottie.

The only ties I'm looking for is the one that goes with my shirt, although it would look mighty fine around your wrists or on your bedroom floor.

I work out, check out the 6 pack. You could bounce bricks off it, but your boobies bouncing off it as we 69 would be a far better ezperience.

My cock is that big, I need a panoramic picture to get the rest of it in.

Come along and enjoy the ride!"

That is a pretty good one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool

And I'll do anything you say

I'll be a man or a woman or a TV too

Or I'll even try a bit of gay

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Alright darlin. I can breath through me ears. Wanna fuck?’

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville


"Hi laydees!

It's the high viz hottie that keeps a cozy on his bottie.

The only ties I'm looking for is the one that goes with my shirt, although it would look mighty fine around your wrists or on your bedroom floor.

I work out, check out the 6 pack. You could bounce bricks off it, but your boobies bouncing off it as we 69 would be a far better ezperience.

My cock is that big, I need a panoramic picture to get the rest of it in.

Come along and enjoy the ride!"

Hahaha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To rewrite my profile for me. Anything you choose.

I'll pick my favourite and have it take centre stage as my profile text.

(yes I'm bored) "

How much you paying

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"To rewrite my profile for me. Anything you choose.

I'll pick my favourite and have it take centre stage as my profile text.

(yes I'm bored)

How much you paying "

A heart felt thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Others writing your profile wouldn’t be a true reflection and reputation off your self

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fair play! You did it!

You'll be beating the laydees off with a shitty stick

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Been here before, know how it works.

Dicreete and prufesional.

Lick for hours.

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fair play! You did it!

You'll be beating the laydees off with a shitty stick "

You're the new resident site profile writer.

Just needs 'Fab my pics for a sloppy bj' adding.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Fair play! You did it!

You'll be beating the laydees off with a shitty stick

You're the new resident site profile writer.

Just needs 'Fab my pics for a sloppy bj' adding. "

*Fab if you'd fuck it*

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Fair play! You did it!

You'll be beating the laydees off with a shitty stick "

Of course! Was definitely a good one and I'm a man of my word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool

And I'll do anything you say

I'll be a man or a woman or a TV too

Or I'll even try a bit of gay"

I love the randomness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like pixel faces but not real faces.

I have a nice body.

My penis does magic tricks. If you want to see, hit me up and I'll slam it in reverse when you back your dark tunnel into me.

I am straight but willing to try anything if it means penetration.

Meghan Markle is my crush because she's cute and dislikes the royal family.

I liked princess Diana.

I'm not seeking anything but vintage tea towels and penetration.

My name is Kaitonel and I will be your secret recipe like KFC.

Professional discrete lovemaking.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"I like pixel faces but not real faces.

I have a nice body.

My penis does magic tricks. If you want to see, hit me up and I'll slam it in reverse when you back your dark tunnel into me.

I am straight but willing to try anything if it means penetration.

Meghan Markle is my crush because she's cute and dislikes the royal family.

I liked princess Diana.

I'm not seeking anything but vintage tea towels and penetration.

My name is Kaitonel and I will be your secret recipe like KFC.

Professional discrete lovemaking."

Oh! Selfish has a bit of competition here. I do really like pixel faces alot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J’aime le cul sec à fond la caisse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"J’aime le cul sec à fond la caisse "

Translated

Do you own a ford fiesta

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"J’aime le cul sec à fond la caisse "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this could actually be a wicked thread idea.. "rewrite my profile please and thanks".

some of these replies are mint! Px

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


" this could actually be a wicked thread idea.. "rewrite my profile please and thanks".

some of these replies are mint! Px"

I'm game!

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