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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

we are...... went along to a party earlier - me all sexy and ready for fun - a day early cos it;s tomorrow...... doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfao, thats cheered me up no end lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Oh no!!!

What did the host say???

Did they still invite you in for a drink???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we are...... went along to a party earlier - me all sexy and ready for fun - a day early cos it;s tomorrow...... doh!"

oooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They must have thought, "bloody hell, they're keen!"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That is so fucking funny lol. I thought the post was going to be about the twins lol

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

well - the side door was open as arranged so we waltzed in - saw a child in the other room and waltzed out again! spoken to them on the phone and apologised profusely - will try again tomorrow!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"well - the side door was open as arranged so we waltzed in - saw a child in the other room and waltzed out again! spoken to them on the phone and apologised profusely - will try again tomorrow!"
oh im laughing at you too..i hate people that arent punctual but thats taking the micheal..bless!!! xxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well - the side door was open as arranged so we waltzed in - saw a child in the other room and waltzed out again! spoken to them on the phone and apologised profusely - will try again tomorrow!"

Helluva icebreaker at the party tomorrow night though. I predict you are going to have a pretty wild time of it! Enjoy x

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

thanks you two - will go along with the intention of having fun and yes - great ice breaker!

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

oh - and by the way - was well over 100 miles in total too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at least they know we;re not time wasters - well we are actually - we waste our own time!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh - and by the way - was well over 100 miles in total too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at least they know we;re not time wasters - well we are actually - we waste our own time!!!!!!!!!!"

As you'd already made the trek, you should have just booked into a hotel and gone to the local swingers club and made a weekend of it.

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

we looked for a club that we've been to before and couldn't find it - eventually gave up and here we are - at home swigging wine!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Well thanks from the smile on this one. Once did a similar trick but didnt get away so lightly. Like the op said though something to break the ice tomorrow (ok today now)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh god now that is funny!

Tony

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Shame about the journey

Hope you have a blast tomorrow!!!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

glad it made you all smile - good job we've got a sense of humour!!!will let you know how we get on - also gonna put up some less stuffy pics soon -

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"glad it made you all smile - good job we've got a sense of humour!!!will let you know how we get on - also gonna put up some less stuffy pics soon - "

Whooooohooooo - from tomorrows party????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny as .........

Have a great time tomorrow

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"glad it made you all smile - good job we've got a sense of humour!!!will let you know how we get on - also gonna put up some less stuffy pics soon - "

Well it makes us all see you as someone who has a good seance of humour.

Checking my calender now in my phone to see if i have the right dates. The xmas party is Sunday the 6th isn't it at chams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh - and by the way - was well over 100 miles in total too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at least they know we;re not time wasters - well we are actually - we waste our own time!!!!!!!!!!"

Awwwww well done you two, a round trip of 100 miles... twice! you deserve a blue peter badge xxxxxx

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"glad it made you all smile - good job we've got a sense of humour!!!will let you know how we get on - also gonna put up some less stuffy pics soon -

Whooooohooooo - from tomorrows party????

"

perhaps - dressed dead slutty tonight and liked it!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"also gonna put up some less stuffy pics soon -

Whooooohooooo - from tomorrows party????

perhaps - dressed dead slutty tonight and liked it!"

Phwarrrggghhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't beat a mate of mine who went to see T'Pau in concert. He rode down to Norwich on a moped, a two and a half hour drive in a car, in January. Only to find he was a week late lol

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

I double booked my wedding day.

It was a hard choice..ball and chain or trip to Amsterdam with mates....unfortunately the ball and chain came with a shotgun, so she won.

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Oh god this has made me laugh soo much, thanks for cheering up a miserable Sat morning!! Have a great time tonight!

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Ermmm Steve here for once and i think i should tell you all that it was me who got the date wrong not Zoe and she has given me loads of stick about it and i am sure i have plenty more to come.

I do have to say that Zoe was deffo less than pleased last night so lets hope tonight makes up for it. Steve

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Ermmm Steve here for once and i think i should tell you all that it was me who got the date wrong not Zoe and she has given me loads of stick about it and i am sure i have plenty more to come.

I do have to say that Zoe was deffo less than pleased last night so lets hope tonight makes up for it. Steve "

Ahhh that would be the 'womans never wrong' thing then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry but its funny!!! have fun tonite!! xxx

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Lol Zoe and Steve... but willy uo have deja vu tonight? lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl hope u have a better time

2ngt than u did last ngt lol

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

zoe here - didn't give steve that much stick - honest! deja vu later tho but with much more fun! xx

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"oh - and by the way - was well over 100 miles in total too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at least they know we;re not time wasters - well we are actually - we waste our own time!!!!!!!!!!"

that puts a new slant on "time wasters" lol have to start a new whing thread for " time wasters" who turn up early lol.

hope you have fun when you arrive at the right time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

That is sooooo funny

I hope you have a great time tonight though xxxxxx

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By *eedshornycplsCouple
over a year ago

leeds

lmao so funny early bird catches the worm======s

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Update - went to the party and had a LOT of fun!!!!! Just about recovered now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zoe and Steve I am glad after all that you had a good time huns

I would have just booked into a hotel and had a great day out as well to make up for it!!

Shona

x x x

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Update - went to the party and had a LOT of fun!!!!! Just about recovered now xx"

Glad ya had a great time after all that

Await new pics then...lol

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