FabSwingers.com forum: Sex toys left out

By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

So come on ladies who leaves sex toys out when they know tradesmen are coming round to do work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have done, but not on purpose and been mortified when I’ve realised

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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

"I have done, but not on purpose and been mortified when I’ve realised "

Well it’s one of them that she’s possibly forgot it’s in the en-suite window so clearly used in the shower or cleaned it after use hahahaha FairPlay

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Very nearly left a rather sizable metal butt plug on the side of the bath at the weekend.

When the boyfrinds bestie was coming round to borrow the bath...

Thankfully the boyfriend asked if I'd moved it just before the bestie turned up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very nearly left a rather sizable metal butt plug on the side of the bath at the weekend.

When the boyfrinds bestie was coming round to borrow the bath...

Thankfully the boyfriend asked if I'd moved it just before the bestie turned up! "

Was that on purpose lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Not deliberately. I'm a big believer in not embarrassing people who need to work in my home

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"Very nearly left a rather sizable metal butt plug on the side of the bath at the weekend.

When the boyfrinds bestie was coming round to borrow the bath...

Thankfully the boyfriend asked if I'd moved it just before the bestie turned up!

Was that on purpose lol"

As I said. Very nearly left it... And my boyfriend checked I'd moved it *before* his friend arrived so no. It wasn't deliberate

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I knew a woman few years back now she had a vast array of toys, clothes, boots, paddles etc she put them away but didn't hide them, i mentioned it one time she said her kids didnt go in the bedroom then the very next week one of the kids came in living room whats this mum sporting a battery vibrator

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By *urhiddendesireCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

Well some of them we’ve purchased over the years are so hard they could be used as a hammer

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm not a tradesman and it wasn't left out deliberately.

But one time when I was baby sitting about 12 years ago, one of the kids asked me what "this" was... and I turned around to see them holding their mothers dildo that had been left down the side of the sofa.

I told them not worry about it and to put it back where they found it.

Very funny

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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

"Very nearly left a rather sizable metal butt plug on the side of the bath at the weekend.

When the boyfrinds bestie was coming round to borrow the bath...

Thankfully the boyfriend asked if I'd moved it just before the bestie turned up! "

What’s sizeable I think we need to see what sizeable is hahaha

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"what’s sizeable I think we need to see what sizeable is hahaha"

15cm diameterish I guess.

Not one you can buy from most generic sex shops that's for sure

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By *edstockings2Couple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

I keep my some of my sex toys collection in a glass fronted cabinet in my bedroom. One day I had an electrician doing some work on the kitchen socket, he asked if he could just go around and check the other electric sockets to make sure they were ok, not thinking I say go ahead he walked into my bedroom and right next to the socked is my cabinet.

He walked out looked at the ceiling and said interesting collection then left very quickly. Lol xx

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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

"what’s sizeable I think we need to see what sizeable is hahaha

15cm diameterish I guess.

Not one you can buy from most generic sex shops that's for sure"

Wow wow wow haha

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I have done, but not on purpose and been mortified when I’ve realised

Well it’s one of them that she’s possibly forgot it’s in the en-suite window so clearly used in the shower or cleaned it after use hahahaha FairPlay "

You mean you didn’t give it a sniff or lick to make sure it was clean?

Can’t get the help these days…

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By *ixey and CopperCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Not intentional, but when we've had quotes done we've forgotten to put the liquid silk away in the bedroom, and always enjoy Mrs's knickers hanging around drying ??

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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

"I keep my some of my sex toys collection in a glass fronted cabinet in my bedroom. One day I had an electrician doing some work on the kitchen socket, he asked if he could just go around and check the other electric sockets to make sure they were ok, not thinking I say go ahead he walked into my bedroom and right next to the socked is my cabinet.

He walked out looked at the ceiling and said interesting collection then left very quickly. Lol xx"

Very very professional response! I wouldn’t dare say anything however doesn’t help she is hot asf

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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

"I have done, but not on purpose and been mortified when I’ve realised

Well it’s one of them that she’s possibly forgot it’s in the en-suite window so clearly used in the shower or cleaned it after use hahahaha FairPlay

You mean you didn’t give it a sniff or lick to make sure it was clean?

Can’t get the help these days…"

I did actually message a pic saying this doesn’t smell ok lol

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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

"Not intentional, but when we've had quotes done we've forgotten to put the liquid silk away in the bedroom, and always enjoy Mrs's knickers hanging around drying ??"

I’m used to the underwear hanging around situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never done this but I want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s only ever happened to us once, we left out the liquid silk on the bedside cabinet, and our eldest son wanted to borrow some of my hubbies aftershave so he went upstair to the bedroom to get some. When he came back downstairs he looked at us and said I think you need to go upstairs and put your stuff away. Never I have felt so embarrassed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but I did once spend all day at work, almost on the verge of a meltdown, imagining the cleaner for the shared house I was living in would see the vibrator I’d left on my bed, because I’d got a text to say she’d switched days.

She didn’t get around to my room that day.

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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

"Never done this but I want to

Would you expect them to comment or be embarrassed though?

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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

"It’s only ever happened to us once, we left out the liquid silk on the bedside cabinet, and our eldest son wanted to borrow some of my hubbies aftershave so he went upstair to the bedroom to get some. When he came back downstairs he looked at us and said I think you need to go upstairs and put your stuff away. Never I have felt so embarrassed.

Quality haha

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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

"No, but I did once spend all day at work, almost on the verge of a meltdown, imagining the cleaner for the shared house I was living in would see the vibrator I’d left on my bed, because I’d got a text to say she’d switched days.

She didn’t get around to my room that day."

So that’s how to catch you out is it change days last minute haha

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Not tradesmen but we’ve just moved house and have a room that will be a playroom.

Was showing family around when Becky opened a cupboard and there was some spreader bars and cuffs and a toy bag.

Hope they thought it was gym equipment.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Not left out... More inside me.

We were having scaffolding erected but the guys had gone to lunch. I was WFH (yep wanking from home) with my Rabbit in my bedroom. Looked up and saw 2 guys stood outside on the scaffolding right outside my bedroom window pretending to go about their business. There's no way they didn't see me.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Not me. I wouldn't want them taking a break with my toys!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I always leave out a few fishnet bodystockings and a selection of Bad Dragon's finest when tradies are around, just because I like to make someone's day a bit exciting

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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

"Not left out... More inside me.

Why has this never happened to me

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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

"Not me. I wouldn't want them taking a break with my toys!"

Well time is money as they say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep messages to the thread don’t PM! I’ve blocked about 6 people from this thread alone ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me. I wouldn't want them taking a break with my toys!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than leaving them in..maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on purpose

but….. moving house and the removal man checked out how my bed would come apart and looked under my bed

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

This reminds me of a story …

I was talking to my son (who is on the autistic spectrum). He is into space things, and was talking about a particular rocket. Deadpan, he was saying it looked like a dildo. I put on an innocent voice and said ‘what’s one of those, I don’t know what you mean’ … he just replied … well you should do, there’s one in mums bedside draw! … bless him - they just say it as it is!! lol

R x

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Not on purpose

but….. moving house and the removal man checked out how my bed would come apart and looked under my bed

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omg embarrassing

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By *ustincamebridgeCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Cammy leave ms her toys and underwear lying around the bedroom all the time. She knows I tidy up and will put stuff away

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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

"Keep messages to the thread don’t PM! I’ve blocked about 6 people from this thread alone ffs"

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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

"Not on purpose

but….. moving house and the removal man checked out how my bed would come apart and looked under my bed

Can’t believe you left us on a cliff hanger! What did they find haha

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"Keep messages to the thread don’t PM! I’ve blocked about 6 people from this thread alone ffs"

My one request for the site would be to remove the reply privately button cause at least once per thread I comment on someone replies to me privately

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By *ike both76Man
over a year ago

Kettering

i done a service on a woman's car once and when i went looking for the locking wheel nut key found a couple of vibrators in the glove box and some very kinky underwear in the boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reminds me of a story …

R x"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently left my out but not on purpose, a neighbour came round to check my water as my pipes had frozen, he went upstairs then I remembered

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"So come on ladies who leaves sex toys out when they know tradesmen are coming round to do work!"

Any why not???

you should concentrate on your work there not toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So come on ladies who leaves sex toys out when they know tradesmen are coming round to do work!

Any why not???

you should concentrate on your work there not toys

Do you bite your thumb at us sir? SWORD FIGHT

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"So come on ladies who leaves sex toys out when they know tradesmen are coming round to do work!

Any why not???

you should concentrate on your work there not toys

Do you bite your thumb at us sir? SWORD FIGHT "

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I wouldn't want to embarrass anyone just trying to do their job, so would never do it deliberately.

I once had a message in work from the caretaker of the flats I live in, asking whether he could enter the flat as he was trying to find the source of a water leak.

Said yes, but I always have underbed restraints on my bed and they are fairly obvious (black strapping and cuffs against a cream divan).

I don't know whether he needed to go into the bedroom and whether he saw them; they were never mentioned. I did get into the habit of tucking them between the mattress and base when not in use though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suppose allsorts lying around

2 x Whips

Handcuffs

Steel toys Collars

8 Vaseline

Pro lighting kit metallic windows

Sex bench multi x socket fit

Vinyl HD cushion

Not the trophy area - but

Beer tanker with my name & at least 1 Fleshlight w/ Baby Oil - did I mention various types Stools

Hard Porn DVDs

Shady carpet & Hinge Mirrors f'everywhere

Camera/fone stands,

I gets explainable visitwise

Any Girls coming round for a proper look

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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

"i done a service on a woman's car once and when i went looking for the locking wheel nut key found a couple of vibrators in the glove box and some very kinky underwear in the boot "

Did she ever use you again?

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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

"I recently left my out but not on purpose, a neighbour came round to check my water as my pipes had frozen, he went upstairs then I remembered

This is brilliant

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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

"So come on ladies who leaves sex toys out when they know tradesmen are coming round to do work!

Any why not???

you should concentrate on your work there not toys

Well when your bleeding radiators under a window and toys are in a window sill it’s hard not to pay attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my son and his now wife stayed at ours to dog sit for a week,she left hers down the side of the spare room bed. God i laughed when i asked if she lost anything.

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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

"When my son and his now wife stayed at ours to dog sit for a week,she left hers down the side of the spare room bed. God i laughed when i asked if she lost anything. "

FairPlay the embarrassment didn’t scare her off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my son and his now wife stayed at ours to dog sit for a week,she left hers down the side of the spare room bed. God i laughed when i asked if she lost anything.

FairPlay the embarrassment didn’t scare her off"

No never. Toys are a thing everyone has and uses. And she knew it. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my son and his now wife stayed at ours to dog sit for a week,she left hers down the side of the spare room bed. God i laughed when i asked if she lost anything. "

Bit creepy to ask her directly. You could have been discreet and asked your son. More fun to embarrass her though right.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"So come on ladies who leaves sex toys out when they know tradesmen are coming round to do work!

Any why not???

you should concentrate on your work there not toys

Well when your bleeding radiators under a window and toys are in a window sill it’s hard not to pay attention

Bleed the fecking radiators and try to ignore it.lol

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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

"So come on ladies who leaves sex toys out when they know tradesmen are coming round to do work!

Any why not???

you should concentrate on your work there not toys

Well when your bleeding radiators under a window and toys are in a window sill it’s hard not to pay attention

Bleed the fecking radiators and try to ignore it.lol"

But it tickling my nose haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went around to a relatives house, who i was checking in on their dog whilst they were away, and came across a dildo just casually lying there in the playroom. Whether the dog stumbled across it or it was just left there is still a question to be asked. But could never brave myself to ask it haha

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By *ike both76Man
over a year ago

Kettering

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By *ike both76Man
over a year ago

Kettering

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By *ike both76Man
over a year ago

Kettering

yes still service her car

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I worked roadside recovery for many years and was called out to an RTA (road traffic accident).

I arrived on seen to find a young ladys car in the middle of a field after she misjudged a corner and went through hedge ending up in said field. When I open the drivers door I found a rampant rabbit vibrator laying on the floor in the drivers side foot well. I always wondered if that was the cause of her accident, the inevitable big O just at the wrong time. Never did find out hahaha

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"So come on ladies who leaves sex toys out when they know tradesmen are coming round to do work!

Any why not???

you should concentrate on your work there not toys

Well when your bleeding radiators under a window and toys are in a window sill it’s hard not to pay attention

Bleed the fecking radiators and try to ignore it.lol

But it tickling my nose haha "

You obviously very interested in that toy..

ask if she wanna use it on you

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was viewing a house once, being walked round by the vendors, got to the main bedroom and was greeted with an array of sextoys on the window sill and lube on the sink in the en suite! I found it hilarious and kinda sexy but so many people must of seen it

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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago

bath

"So come on ladies who leaves sex toys out when they know tradesmen are coming round to do work!

Any why not???

you should concentrate on your work there not toys

Well when your bleeding radiators under a window and toys are in a window sill it’s hard not to pay attention

Bleed the fecking radiators and try to ignore it.lol

But it tickling my nose haha

You obviously very interested in that toy..

ask if she wanna use it on you

Lol"

She was pretty hot so I’d prefer to use it on her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never left any out, but had a parcel half hinchec of my door step that had bondage gear in

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Never done this but I want to

You could have done that today judging by your status!

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"So come on ladies who leaves sex toys out when they know tradesmen are coming round to do work!

Any why not???

you should concentrate on your work there not toys

Well when your bleeding radiators under a window and toys are in a window sill it’s hard not to pay attention

Bleed the fecking radiators and try to ignore it.lol

But it tickling my nose haha

You obviously very interested in that toy..

ask if she wanna use it on you

Lol

She was pretty hot so I’d prefer to use it on her!"

Whatever floats your boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my son and his now wife stayed at ours to dog sit for a week,she left hers down the side of the spare room bed. God i laughed when i asked if she lost anything.

Bit creepy to ask her directly. You could have been discreet and asked your son. More fun to embarrass her though right."

No def not. If i thought she would be embarrass i wouldnt have done it. Trust me i know my family.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

I think trades people need stick to getting the job done not worrying about Sex Toys some times people can be so child like with these things.

That woman leaving things out or guy looking for stuff.

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