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Things you shouldn't do in bed

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By *uietly_Kinky OP   Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Let's hear everyone's "Do Not Do" for when they're in bed.

I'll kick off with:

Eat Monster Munch. I may have to vacuum my bed to get rid of the crumbs.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Let's hear everyone's "Do Not Do" for when they're in bed.

I'll kick off with:

Eat Monster Munch. I may have to vacuum my bed to get rid of the crumbs."

Toast crumbs are the worst.

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By *nigmatic x DivinityCouple
over a year ago

Up town top ranking

Biscuits

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By *orksguy1965Man
over a year ago

Howden

Piss it

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

Fart under the duvet and pull it over the others head....ex and she puked

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By *antheman97Man
over a year ago

Southport

I'll never use hot sauce while tired. That stuff doesn't come out of covers or even a mattress, and the smell never goes away

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Sleep

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By *ames250122Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Trainspottings “shitting the bed” incident lol

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By *asygoingcouple2022Couple
over a year ago

The moon

Eat crackers

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Share it with 3 kids who snore, fart, steal the duvet and starfish across the bed in a tangle of limbs.

I'm currently on the floor, having been kicked to death and had a 3 year old fart on my head.

They aren't even.my kidlings. Acquired them for night from friends and family for a sleepover I didn't even know was happening.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Snore loudly, steal the duvet covers, take up most of the space of the bed ... I hate sharing my bed with a man

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Share it with 3 kids who snore, fart, steal the duvet and starfish across the bed in a tangle of limbs.

I'm currently on the floor, having been kicked to death and had a 3 year old fart on my head.

They aren't even.my kidlings. Acquired them for night from friends and family for a sleepover I didn't even know was happening."

That made me chuckle for I know it well.

It's quite amazing how much room a 6 yr old can take up

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Share it with 3 kids who snore, fart, steal the duvet and starfish across the bed in a tangle of limbs.

I'm currently on the floor, having been kicked to death and had a 3 year old fart on my head.

They aren't even.my kidlings. Acquired them for night from friends and family for a sleepover I didn't even know was happening."

Ha it seems most men haven't much since a child lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snore loudly, steal the duvet covers, take up most of the space of the bed ... I hate sharing my bed with a man"

So you hate sharing your bed with a man ? ..please don't tar every guy with the same brush , some guys are totally respectful of a woman's bed, it is after all theirs.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Snore loudly, steal the duvet covers, take up most of the space of the bed ... I hate sharing my bed with a man

So you hate sharing your bed with a man ? ..please don't tar every guy with the same brush , some guys are totally respectful of a woman's bed, it is after all theirs. "

What if you bought the bed together?? I stand firmly about not ever want to share a bed with a man. Only time I would do it if I go on holiday with them and don't have much of a choice. But I'm not ruining my sleep because the guy can't behave himself in bed lol it's really rare to find a considerate man who doesn't do them things

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Get up and make a fish finger sandwich half way through (not a euphemism)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bbq

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember that embarrassing thing you did 15 years ago that you thought you buried in the depths of your mind, only to resurface as you're trying to sleep

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Get up and make a fish finger sandwich half way through (not a euphemism) "

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Try and drink coffee lying down with your head on the pillow...coffee neck

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