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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*backstory....

We saw my sister over Christmas, she gave me a box of white Maltese and Lady Astor tradition ones.

When we got home we pooled our resources (lots of chocolate from other people too) into one box, except for the traditional Maltesers because there wasn't room, they sat in their box on my dining table.

The traditional Maltesers are all gone now.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, in a roundabout way, I "may" have eaten all M'ladys chocolate.

I'm not sure what the score is here, do I claim temporary amnesia, replace them, eat the white ones, claim temporary amnesia, say the cat ate them, claim temporary amnesia, say my sister miss labelled them, other......

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New year new you say you're on a heslth kick and that you had to flush all the bad things - Fellow sweet tooth

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oops I did it again

I played with your chocs, got lost in the game,

Oh baby, baby

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Winsto,

You are in so much trouble.

Best get out and get some replacements.

I cannot decide if French kissing maltesers or chocolate orange segments is more divine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oops I did it again

I played with your chocs, got lost in the game,

Oh baby, baby"

Eat me one more time......

Winston

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

No willpower, some people

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Oops I did it again

I played with your chocs, got lost in the game,

Oh baby, baby

Eat me one more time......

Winston "

Do that then beg for forgiveness

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Pretend you are back at school and say the dog ate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*backstory....

We saw my sister over Christmas, she gave me a box of white Maltese and Lady Astor tradition ones.

When we got home we pooled our resources (lots of chocolate from other people too) into one box, except for the traditional Maltesers because there wasn't room, they sat in their box on my dining table.

The traditional Maltesers are all gone now.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, in a roundabout way, I "may" have eaten all M'ladys chocolate.

I'm not sure what the score is here, do I claim temporary amnesia, replace them, eat the white ones, claim temporary amnesia, say the cat ate them, claim temporary amnesia, say my sister miss labelled them, other......

Winston

"

Winston if I were you I'd do a Lord Lucan and disappear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pretend you are back at school and say the dog ate them"

But then I'd have to buy a dog......

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*backstory....

We saw my sister over Christmas, she gave me a box of white Maltese and Lady Astor tradition ones.

When we got home we pooled our resources (lots of chocolate from other people too) into one box, except for the traditional Maltesers because there wasn't room, they sat in their box on my dining table.

The traditional Maltesers are all gone now.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, in a roundabout way, I "may" have eaten all M'ladys chocolate.

I'm not sure what the score is here, do I claim temporary amnesia, replace them, eat the white ones, claim temporary amnesia, say the cat ate them, claim temporary amnesia, say my sister miss labelled them, other......

Winston

Winston if I were you I'd do a Lord Lucan and disappear "

It's been suggested.

Winston

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"Pretend you are back at school and say the dog ate them

But then I'd have to buy a dog......

Winston "

Next doors dog? The door was open and a passing dog ran in.... Work with me here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*backstory....

We saw my sister over Christmas, she gave me a box of white Maltese and Lady Astor tradition ones.

When we got home we pooled our resources (lots of chocolate from other people too) into one box, except for the traditional Maltesers because there wasn't room, they sat in their box on my dining table.

The traditional Maltesers are all gone now.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, in a roundabout way, I "may" have eaten all M'ladys chocolate.

I'm not sure what the score is here, do I claim temporary amnesia, replace them, eat the white ones, claim temporary amnesia, say the cat ate them, claim temporary amnesia, say my sister miss labelled them, other......

Winston

Winston if I were you I'd do a Lord Lucan and disappear

It's been suggested.

Winston "

Get out alive whilst you can, change your name and identity enter witness protection

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Just eat the rest, might aswell you're in enough trouble either way.

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By *skyouneverknowMan
over a year ago

Calne

They're an affordable luxury - get in secret supplies and keep topping up - this might last until Christmas when I guess others will chip in again

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Winston - provided there's no CCTV evidence then just apply the 'Shaggy defence' if she asks where there are.

Simples.

A

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"*backstory....

We saw my sister over Christmas, she gave me a box of white Maltese and Lady Astor tradition ones.

When we got home we pooled our resources (lots of chocolate from other people too) into one box, except for the traditional Maltesers because there wasn't room, they sat in their box on my dining table.

The traditional Maltesers are all gone now.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, in a roundabout way, I "may" have eaten all M'ladys chocolate.

I'm not sure what the score is here, do I claim temporary amnesia, replace them, eat the white ones, claim temporary amnesia, say the cat ate them, claim temporary amnesia, say my sister miss labelled them, other......

Winston

"

If I was you, the FIRST thing I would do is RESIST the urge to confess on a forum where she is likely to read your confession and thus make any attempts at cover-up slightly pointless.

Cal

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Why is this an issue?

You sacrificed your own health to protect Lady A from the evils of sugar rich confectionery... you're a bloody hero, that's what you are (you're also chocolate scoffing pig but we don't need to mention that).

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"*backstory....

We saw my sister over Christmas, she gave me a box of white Maltese and Lady Astor tradition ones.

When we got home we pooled our resources (lots of chocolate from other people too) into one box, except for the traditional Maltesers because there wasn't room, they sat in their box on my dining table.

The traditional Maltesers are all gone now.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, in a roundabout way, I "may" have eaten all M'ladys chocolate.

I'm not sure what the score is here, do I claim temporary amnesia, replace them, eat the white ones, claim temporary amnesia, say the cat ate them, claim temporary amnesia, say my sister miss labelled them, other......

Winston

"

Move out.

A x

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I have looked for 15 minutes with a small person for their chocs that were residing in my belly...

Lady A will smell a rat if you try that one, so I suggest you replace them or take her out for dinner in apology

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Run.

Run fast & run far.

But not to Essex. I’d turn you in… female solidarity and all that.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just deny all knowledge.

Say “wasn’t me” enough times, she’ll convince herself that it wasn’t and that maybe….she’d eaten them herself.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was my maltesers I’d suggest staring over in Mexico with a new identity, live off grid, maybe sone plastic surgery.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"*backstory....

We saw my sister over Christmas, she gave me a box of white Maltese and Lady Astor tradition ones."

•

"Maltese"...?

I do quite enjoy a Thread Noir.

Is this the equivalent of John Huston's —

"The Maltese Falcon"?

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Save yourself and go to the shop quick!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

I find it is so much easier and fun to ask for forgiveness than permission mwahahahahahahaha

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"… take her out for dinner in apology "

Compy has the right idea. That’s the only way you get out of this one alive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*backstory....

We saw my sister over Christmas, she gave me a box of white Maltese and Lady Astor tradition ones.

When we got home we pooled our resources (lots of chocolate from other people too) into one box, except for the traditional Maltesers because there wasn't room, they sat in their box on my dining table.

The traditional Maltesers are all gone now.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, in a roundabout way, I "may" have eaten all M'ladys chocolate.

I'm not sure what the score is here, do I claim temporary amnesia, replace them, eat the white ones, claim temporary amnesia, say the cat ate them, claim temporary amnesia, say my sister miss labelled them, other......

Winston

If I was you, the FIRST thing I would do is RESIST the urge to confess on a forum where she is likely to read your confession and thus make any attempts at cover-up slightly pointless.

Cal"

I think I'm safe, M'lady rarely posts on the forum and doesn't know about the green arrow of truth.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pretend you are back at school and say the dog ate them

But then I'd have to buy a dog......

Winston

Next doors dog? The door was open and a passing dog ran in.... Work with me here! "

Passing dog story.... I live on the 17th floor.

Pigeon might work though.

*rubs chin

Winston

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I think I'm safe, M'lady rarely posts on the forum and doesn't know about the green arrow of truth. "

Uh-oh. She does now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have looked for 15 minutes with a small person for their chocs that were residing in my belly...

Lady A will smell a rat if you try that one, so I suggest you replace them or take her out for dinner in apology "

I'm carrying that much "Christmas Timber" she might not notice.....

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just found two bars of Fortnum and Mason chocolate left over from Christmas.

"Rose in the violet dress" and "Into the shadows"

They sound indulgent.

And look delicious.......

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They sound indulgent.

And look delicious"

Stealing this for my profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They sound indulgent.

And look delicious

Stealing this for my profile "

No charge......

Winston

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Stealing this for my profile "

To be fair that’s a pretty good description for you. Just need to add something about sarcasm and you’re done.

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