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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bit of Sunday fun..

I’ll start..

I have never cum from a blowjob..

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Bit of Sunday fun..

I’ll start..

I have never cum from a blowjob.. "
why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never watched an episode of game of thrones...

Boss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have never watched an episode of game of thrones...

Boss"

I’m in that group too lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I have never watched an episode of game of thrones...

Boss

I’m in that group too lol "

Me neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never blessed the rains down in Africa

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I have never stuck a cheese grater up my arse

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I have never cum from oral.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I have never had any food from KFC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched The Godfather

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By *Mr-Man
over a year ago

Nearby

Managed to stay away from Fab when I’ve left

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Never ever have I ever felt so low. When you gonna take me out of this black hole?

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Broken a bone

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Never watched an episode of Love Island

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never ever have I ever felt so low. When you gonna take me out of this black hole?"

^She's no saint.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Never ever have I ever felt so low. When you gonna take me out of this black hole?

^She's no saint."

Incorrect

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I have done many things for love but I’ve never done *that*.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit of Sunday fun..

I’ll start..

I have never cum from a blowjob.. "

Wowsers! The BEST orgasms ever. Because you have no control, and the sensations are so subtle compared to wanking and fucking - the orgasms can be unbearably intense. Best ever, infact.

The trick is: forget about cumming - if you 'try' you wont!

Concentrate on something else - 69 is my favourite: get your face in that pussy and get your hands all over her body. Your own orgasm might creep up on you unexpected.

Or try this position (private msg) - and concentrate on reaching behind and finger fucking her.

Above all: NEVER TRY TO CUM - that will fuck you up every time.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Bit of Sunday fun..

I’ll start..

I have never cum from a blowjob..

Wowsers! The BEST orgasms ever. Because you have no control"

Really interesting. I wonder if that is right. It might explain why I haven't ever, either. The fact that I'd rather be in control than orgasm rings sadly true.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Bit of Sunday fun..

I’ll start..

I have never cum from a blowjob..

Wowsers! The BEST orgasms ever. Because you have no control

Really interesting. I wonder if that is right. It might explain why I haven't ever, either. The fact that I'd rather be in control than orgasm rings sadly true. "

You and I are so similar. We must never meet

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

You and I are so similar. We must never meet "

Paradise can be regained, Milton tells us. Though I must admit, I never pictured it being in Hertfordshire.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I have never taken illegal substances

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I have never taken illegal substances "
me neither

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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago

sandy

I have never....

Fully watched or finished any James bond films

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Eaten a McDonald’s

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Eaten a McDonald’s "

I haven’t either.

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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago

sandy


"Eaten a McDonald’s "

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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago

sandy


"Eaten a McDonald’s

I haven’t either."

Not even a breakfast?! I'm shook

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I have never:

1) had sex with a black lady before

2) learnt how to swim where I was born we had no swimming pools near & rivers had crocodiles & hippos haha

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By *obwhateverMan
over a year ago

Stirling/ London/ Yorkshire

Never had a cheeky Nando’s

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Watched star wars

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By *ad66Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"I have never taken illegal substances me neither "

Only "illegal" because the government says so!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I have never taken illegal substances me neither

Only "illegal" because the government says so! "

Well, yes. That's how 'illegal' works.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Eaten a McDonald’s

I haven’t either.

Not even a breakfast?! I'm shook "

Nil Nadda not a single thing

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By *ucks Couple UKCouple
over a year ago

Bucks

Spent a night in hospital

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By *ad66Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"I have never taken illegal substances me neither

Only "illegal" because the government says so!

Well, yes. That's how 'illegal' works. "

Yep & that's why you can't drink alcohol in middle Eastern countries, illegal to vape in Thailand etc ones for religious reasons & the other financial. There's always some nefarious reasons for substances being illegal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never watched:

Any Indiana Jones films

Any Star Wars films

Any Jason Bourne films

The Green Mile

Shawshank Redemption

Top Gun

The Goonies

ET

Dirty Dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never given a spider monkey a reach around (props to anyone who gets that reference!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never watched:

Any Indiana Jones films

Any Star Wars films

Any Jason Bourne films

The Green Mile

Shawshank Redemption

Top Gun

The Goonies

ET

Dirty Dancing"

You're fired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never watched:

Any Indiana Jones films

Any Star Wars films

Any Jason Bourne films

The Green Mile

Shawshank Redemption

Top Gun

The Goonies

ET

Dirty Dancing

You're fired"

But, but, but....oh fair enough.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ve never been to Croydon.

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

I've never had a filling

Mr

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth


"I've never had a filling

Mr"

I haven’t either

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I have never watched a full episode of The Simpsons

Doh

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I have never been to an IKEA

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

So far I am in concurrence with the following posts:

(Assume the word never if not included)

I have never watched an episode of game of thrones...

I have never blessed the rains down in Africa ( but no objection to doing so if necessary)

I have never stuck a cheese grater up my arse

Watched The Godfather

Broken a bone

I have never taken illegal substances

Watched star wars

I have never watched:

Any Indiana Jones films

Any Star Wars films

Any Jason Bourne films

The Green Mile

Shawshank Redemption

Top Gun

The Goonies

ET

Dirty Dancing

I have never given a spider monkey a reach around (props to anyone who gets that reference!) Or else I haven't got the reference!

I have never watched a full episode of The Simpsons Not even a fraction of one.

Will upgrade in due course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never let you down, ran around or deserted you

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

I lie about Indiana Jones.

I accidentally watched part of one in which he was wearing a hat (if that helps identify it)

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By *lues eyesMan
over a year ago

tiverton

Plastic food for plastic people I say x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I have never been to an IKEA "

I haven’t either! Thought I was the only one

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"I have never been to an IKEA

I haven’t either! Thought I was the only one "

I've never used Amazon. if that is in any way comparable!

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I have never had indigestion or heartburn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never cum in my own eye

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

I have never been contacted first on fab, by a beautiful, interested woman.

(Fingers crossed emoji)

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

I have never shagged an apple pie.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"I have never cum in my own eye "

I have never typed the three letter version of the word 'come'. It is a principle I rigidly stick to.

Particularly dislike it as a noun and nothing wrong with the proper version as a verb.

A crusade which I am very unlikely to win on this site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had sushi or a kebab from a takeaway place

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I have never cum in my own eye

I have never typed the three letter version of the word 'come'. It is a principle I rigidly stick to.

Particularly dislike it as a noun and nothing wrong with the proper version as a verb.

A crusade which I am very unlikely to win on this site!"
you know what principal did dont you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been married.

Found out how Lost ends.

Been to the Southern Hemisphere.

Had sex in every room on my new house, yet….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have also, never been to Ikea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit of Sunday fun..

I’ll start..

I have never cum from a blowjob.. "
love to get a blow job

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I have never been unfaithful

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Inserted vegetables into my wife.

The mr

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I have never cum in my own eye

I have never typed the three letter version of the word 'come'. It is a principle I rigidly stick to.

Particularly dislike it as a noun and nothing wrong with the proper version as a verb.

A crusade which I am very unlikely to win on this site!you know what principal did dont you? "
she went on to become a billionaire 1.5 billion to be precise 72 now

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

I have never cared about who wins in a football match.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"I have never cum in my own eye

I have never typed the three letter version of the word 'come'. It is a principle I rigidly stick to.

Particularly dislike it as a noun and nothing wrong with the proper version as a verb.

A crusade which I am very unlikely to win on this site!

you know what principal did dont you? "

Yes. He was my headmaster. For a minute I thought my spelling had let his teaching down. Sigh of relief breathed upon checking!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

... Ate Avocado nor put one in my bum

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I have never cum in my own eye

I have never typed the three letter version of the word 'come'. It is a principle I rigidly stick to.

Particularly dislike it as a noun and nothing wrong with the proper version as a verb.

A crusade which I am very unlikely to win on this site!

you know what principal did dont you?

Yes. He was my headmaster. For a minute I thought my spelling had let his teaching down. Sigh of relief breathed upon checking!"
see above

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I have never been to an IKEA

I haven’t either! Thought I was the only one "

I went for the first and only time last year

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"

you know what principal did dont you?

Yes. He was my headmaster. For a minute I thought my spelling had let his teaching down. Sigh of relief breathed upon checking!

see above "

Aha! Your post made it in while I was typing.

I think you are talking about someone who is also on my 'never seen' list!

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"

you know what principal did dont you?

Yes. He was my headmaster. For a minute I thought my spelling had let his teaching down. Sigh of relief breathed upon checking!

see above

Aha! Your post made it in while I was typing.

I think you are talking about someone who is also on my 'never seen' list!"
ahhh well a beauty in her day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you know what principal did dont you?

Yes. He was my headmaster. For a minute I thought my spelling had let his teaching down. Sigh of relief breathed upon checking!

see above

Aha! Your post made it in while I was typing.

I think you are talking about someone who is also on my 'never seen' list!ahhh well a beauty in her day "

But strict with spelling and grammar

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I have never cum in my own eye

I have never typed the three letter version of the word 'come'. It is a principle I rigidly stick to.

Particularly dislike it as a noun and nothing wrong with the proper version as a verb.

A crusade which I am very unlikely to win on this site!

you know what principal did dont you?

Yes. He was my headmaster. For a minute I thought my spelling had let his teaching down. Sigh of relief breathed upon checking!"
i correctly spelt her name in my retort though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never watched Star wars

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

I have never smoked a cigarette

I have never watched a single episode of Coronation Street.

Ihave never watched asingle episode of East Enders.

I have never climbed up Mount Everest

nor have I swam across the English Channel

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ve never played truth or dare.

I’ve never flown a ’plane.

I’ve never snogged a man.

Only one of those is true.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I have never been someone's boyfriend (stoically wipes away a tear)

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By *illie fitMan
over a year ago

wonderland

I’ve never made catnipkittykat cum from oral

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over a year ago


"... Ate Avocado nor put one in my bum "

Same here. Never eaten Avocado or....er....well....like i said, ive never eaten Avocado

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By *addy bareMan
over a year ago

lakeside

I have never been able to suck my own cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never had a wank in work

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire / Burton on Trent

I have never taken a picture of my erect cock against a TV remote. What's that all about ffs?!!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"I have never watched Star wars"

Wait what...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been offered a meet on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never stuck a cheese grater up my arse"

Why not ?

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By *eadjeyecMan
over a year ago

Bucks/London

Never been to the USA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate playing this game because I fucking HAVE

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I have never felt as rough as I do now

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Had proper anal sex.

Yep.

Maybe it's overrated.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I have never:

1) had sex with a black lady before

2) learnt how to swim where I was born we had no swimming pools near & rivers had crocodiles & hippos haha"

It's lovely. Like floating in a big bath. Preferably without the crocodiles and hippos.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Had proper anal sex.

Yep.

Maybe it's overrated."

Not for me it isn't

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I hate playing this game because I fucking HAVE "

You haven’t with me though. Not yet.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Never had sex in a car.

Mrs

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I've never eaten oysters.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Never had sex in a car.

Mrs "

I’ve never had sex in your car. (Does that count?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eaten in Nandos, Burger King, KFC or had a kebab. Only ever chips or coffee from Mc D's.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"I've never eaten oysters."

The texture terrifies me haha

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Had proper anal sex.

Yep.

Maybe it's overrated.

Not for me it isn't "

Can we just pretend it is so I don't want it? Thank you.

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By *radbearMan
over a year ago

Dagenham

Had anal with a female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had proper anal sex.

Yep.

Maybe it's overrated."

With the right person, it can be mind blowingly intense

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Had proper anal sex.

Yep.

Maybe it's overrated.

Not for me it isn't

Can we just pretend it is so I don't want it? Thank you. "

If it makes you feel better, it's dreadful. Definitely not incredibly intense, exciting, or allowing for all sorts of additional stimulation.

Wretched stuff.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Had proper anal sex.

Yep.

Maybe it's overrated.

Not for me it isn't

Can we just pretend it is so I don't want it? Thank you.

If it makes you feel better, it's dreadful. Definitely not incredibly intense, exciting, or allowing for all sorts of additional stimulation.

Wretched stuff."

But whyyyy? Why are you doing this? This isn't fair. Damn it Elephantis, some of us are happy living life convincing ourselves that there's nothing rather thrilling or addictively intense about it.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I have never…

Watched any of the godfather movies. Apparently that’s terrible behaviour

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Had proper anal sex.

Yep.

Maybe it's overrated.

Not for me it isn't

Can we just pretend it is so I don't want it? Thank you. "

Meli - this is an absolute travesty. It is the best thing

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I have never…

No, wait. I probably have

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I have never…

Watched any of the godfather movies. Apparently that’s terrible behaviour "

This is not good beautiful. We need a movie night

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By *he Gentleman CallerMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Had a tattoo...;-)

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Heard a diamond ring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never been to blackpool

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By *acjim65Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

I have never taking a drink before a meeting......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never watched Breaking Bad.

R x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ve never seen an elephant fly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never eaten KFC

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Had proper anal sex.

Yep.

Maybe it's overrated.

Not for me it isn't

Can we just pretend it is so I don't want it? Thank you.

If it makes you feel better, it's dreadful. Definitely not incredibly intense, exciting, or allowing for all sorts of additional stimulation.

Wretched stuff.

But whyyyy? Why are you doing this? This isn't fair. Damn it Elephantis, some of us are happy living life convincing ourselves that there's nothing rather thrilling or addictively intense about it. "

I was only trying to help.

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

between your legs


"I have never stuck a cheese grater up my arse"

Me neither

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By *XZRMan
over a year ago

Highland

Slept with a blonde

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Bit of Sunday fun..

I’ll start..

I have never cum from a blowjob.. "

Me neither.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Had proper anal sex.

Yep.

Maybe it's overrated.

Not for me it isn't

Can we just pretend it is so I don't want it? Thank you.

Meli - this is an absolute travesty. It is the best thing "

Birdie - I love you. But….

Meli. - no it’s not the best thing. It’s an extra thing. It’s so marmite it’s not true. It can be wonderful & intense. But it can also be awful & terrifying. And that’s down to you xxx. Don’t feel pressured into even thinking you should want to be pressured into it.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I have never trodden barefoot in the snow

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Had proper anal sex.

Yep.

Maybe it's overrated.

Not for me it isn't

Can we just pretend it is so I don't want it? Thank you.

Meli - this is an absolute travesty. It is the best thing

Birdie - I love you. But….

Meli. - no it’s not the best thing. It’s an extra thing. It’s so marmite it’s not true. It can be wonderful & intense. But it can also be awful & terrifying. And that’s down to you xxx. Don’t feel pressured into even thinking you should want to be pressured into it. "

Both things can be true, but this definitely is. I'm sure Meli won't let herself be pressured into anything she doesn't actually want, but your last point is beautifully subtle, and I agree.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I have never had a heart attack

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge

Seen an episode of Eastenders or coronation Street

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Had proper anal sex.

Yep.

Maybe it's overrated.

Not for me it isn't

Can we just pretend it is so I don't want it? Thank you.

Meli - this is an absolute travesty. It is the best thing

Birdie - I love you. But….

Meli. - no it’s not the best thing. It’s an extra thing. It’s so marmite it’s not true. It can be wonderful & intense. But it can also be awful & terrifying. And that’s down to you xxx. Don’t feel pressured into even thinking you should want to be pressured into it. "

I totally agree beautiful. And perhaps my comment should’ve been it’s the best thing to me. Being pressured into anything is never ok xx

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By *ornycouple007Man
over a year ago

Hampshire

I have never been faithful to my wife

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I have never had a toe up my bum.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk


"I have never been to blackpool"

Us neither..

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I have never been to blackpool"


"Us neither.. "

You’re not missing much.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I have never been to an IKEA "

I haven’t either..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never had a toe up my bum."

I’ve not either. Not yet at least.

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I have never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I have never had a toe up my bum.

I’ve not either. Not yet at least."

Make sure they clip their nails first.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I have never been groped by prince Andrew

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Nibbled nobbys nuts

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I have never looked at my asshole in a mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never sucked my own cock

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I have never been groped by prince Andrew "

Always in the minority, eh?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"I have never been groped by prince Andrew

Always in the minority, eh?"

I am in the oppressed minority

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I had never seen Mary Poppins till last week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never had a 14 inch tongue or been able to breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit of Sunday fun..

I’ll start..

I have never cum from a blowjob.. "

Also me too!

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have never shoved ma granny of a bus ...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Had proper anal sex.

Yep.

Maybe it's overrated.

Not for me it isn't

Can we just pretend it is so I don't want it? Thank you.

Meli - this is an absolute travesty. It is the best thing

Birdie - I love you. But….

Meli. - no it’s not the best thing. It’s an extra thing. It’s so marmite it’s not true. It can be wonderful & intense. But it can also be awful & terrifying. And that’s down to you xxx. Don’t feel pressured into even thinking you should want to be pressured into it.

Both things can be true, but this definitely is. I'm sure Meli won't let herself be pressured into anything she doesn't actually want, but your last point is beautifully subtle, and I agree."

Isn't it just? You, LittleBird and Misty make me smile a rather ridiculous amount with your forum posts. I think I'm at the stage where for me it'd have to be pretty special to want to do it. I'm quite happy as I am, rarely feel pressure regarding sex. Not at all lately. I think it makes me quirky. Like not having any tattoos. (dorky quirky)

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By *ddictedToLoveMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Had a 3 some or group sex

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

Isn't it just? You, LittleBird and Misty make me smile a rather ridiculous amount with your forum posts. I think I'm at the stage where for me it'd have to be pretty special to want to do it. I'm quite happy as I am, rarely feel pressure regarding sex. Not at all lately. I think it makes me quirky. Like not having any tattoos. (dorky quirky)"

We do appear to be a triumvirate frequently in tune - it's delightful to think it makes you smile.

Good to know about the absence of pressure. I doubt I shall ever get a tattoo, either, though I saw a stunning book on tattooing in the Pitt Rivers recently which did tempt me to have a Japanese one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never thought i'd came back to the wrong thread till just now

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Nibbled nobbys nuts "
i have

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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago

sandy


"I have never cum in my own eye

I have never typed the three letter version of the word 'come'. It is a principle I rigidly stick to.

Particularly dislike it as a noun and nothing wrong with the proper version as a verb.

A crusade which I am very unlikely to win on this site!"

What do you type then?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I have never been on either a motorbike, scooter or moped.

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By *obwhateverMan
over a year ago

Stirling/ London/ Yorkshire

Never watch Love Island. Or Masked Singer, The Voice, Britains Got Talent, X Factor, Strictly.

Also never voted Tory.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I never used or seen twitter or tiktok

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I never ever been to Disneyland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never watched Star wars

Wait what...!

"

Just not my kind of thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never watched an episode of game of thrones...

Boss"

Me neither!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never had a three sum

I've never

Had anal

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Isn't it just? You, LittleBird and Misty make me smile a rather ridiculous amount with your forum posts. I think I'm at the stage where for me it'd have to be pretty special to want to do it. I'm quite happy as I am, rarely feel pressure regarding sex. Not at all lately. I think it makes me quirky. Like not having any tattoos. (dorky quirky)

We do appear to be a triumvirate frequently in tune - it's delightful to think it makes you smile.

Good to know about the absence of pressure. I doubt I shall ever get a tattoo, either, though I saw a stunning book on tattooing in the Pitt Rivers recently which did tempt me to have a Japanese one. "

That has made me smile (and I really needed that today).

I may have come across a little condescending, which I didn’t intend.

Also I need that book…

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

Isn't it just? You, LittleBird and Misty make me smile a rather ridiculous amount with your forum posts. I think I'm at the stage where for me it'd have to be pretty special to want to do it. I'm quite happy as I am, rarely feel pressure regarding sex. Not at all lately. I think it makes me quirky. Like not having any tattoos. (dorky quirky)

We do appear to be a triumvirate frequently in tune - it's delightful to think it makes you smile.

Good to know about the absence of pressure. I doubt I shall ever get a tattoo, either, though I saw a stunning book on tattooing in the Pitt Rivers recently which did tempt me to have a Japanese one.

That has made me smile (and I really needed that today).

I may have come across a little condescending, which I didn’t intend.

Also I need that book…"

You aren't remotely condescending.

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By *ommodoCouple
over a year ago

OX16

MMF

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Never found a bad reason not to have consensual sex with sexy adults.

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By *imtoteaseMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Plus some travel)


"I have never watched an episode of game of thrones...

Boss"

Me neither

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"I have never cum in my own eye

I have never typed the three letter version of the word 'come'. It is a principle I rigidly stick to.

Particularly dislike it as a noun and nothing wrong with the proper version as a verb.

A crusade which I am very unlikely to win on this site!

What do you type then? "

Never had to type anything thus related so far but if I needed to it would be 'come' or 'coming' or 'orgasming' for the verb and as for describing the ejaculate I might descend as far into vulgarity as 'spunk' which was probably the word my age group was more familiar with. 'Jizz' appears to be a comparative newcomer which I had never heard of outside this site .

I generally regard sex as beautiful and pleasurable and not in need of being described with crudities. Minor naughty words like 'cock' and 'wank' are usually adequate.

Overall, I consider c*m is a childish and lazy slang usage which is mainly why I don't like it and won't use it myself. Don't let me stop the rest of the Fab world from doing so as a cult bonding thing!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I have never wanted to go to work Monday morning!

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've never had stitches

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

Never had a blow job

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Ive never used anyone

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

Meet anyone of Fab

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

Burped the entire theme tune to the “Big bang Theory.”

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

There are quite alot of things listed on this thread that I have not done but until I read the thread I thought I was the only one not doing them

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Ive never been surprised

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By *eedsguyLS14Man
over a year ago

leeds


"I have never cum from oral."

Such a shame

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By *ames250122Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"I have never blessed the rains down in Africa"

Hahaha

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By *ames250122Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Never have I ever had a prostrate orgasm

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

Never have I eaten kippers…

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I have never been excommunicated

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

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I’ve never had a frontal labotomy.

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