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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But ...

I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"But ...

I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!

xx"

Shit and my Jay told me he wasnt on this site

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But ...

I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!

Shit and my Jay told me he wasnt on this site

It was another site ... LOL!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

What did he want???

Number for Help the Aged????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

lots of contacts for help the aged around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But ...

I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!

xx"

Could have been worse lol..

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"lots of contacts for help the aged around "

PMSL!!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"But ...

I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!

Could have been worse lol..

Yeah - couldda been you!!!! Heeheeheee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But ...

I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!

Could have been worse lol..

Yeah - couldda been you!!!! Heeheeheee"

or it could have been me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But ...

I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!

Could have been worse lol..

Yeah - couldda been you!!!! Heeheeheee"

Notts...

Why do they all pick on you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But ...

I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!

Could have been worse lol..

Yeah - couldda been you!!!! Heeheeheee"

true...

Used to like you.... Meanie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ach god love the old soul!! see all they silver surfer classes the government promoted have had results!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But ...

I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!

Could have been worse lol..

Yeah - couldda been you!!!! Heeheeheee

Notts...

Why do they all pick on you?

No Idea babes... No idea,

Nothing but complimentary to the fat arsed twats ... but they still keep it coming..

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"But ...

I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!

Could have been worse lol..

Yeah - couldda been you!!!! Heeheeheee

or it could have been me!!!!

NOTTS - ya been out done mate - it coullda been that guy!!!! LOL

Notts you knows i loves ya really - and me arse may be fat - but its very comfy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ach god love the old soul!! see all they silver surfer classes the government promoted have had results!! xx

Well Good Luck to him ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Notts you knows i loves ya really - and me arse may be fat - but its very comfy

xx"

Prove it..

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"ach god love the old soul!! see all they silver surfer classes the government promoted have had results!! xx

Well Good Luck to him ...

72 is the new 62. I'm only 59 by the way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ach god love the old soul!! see all they silver surfer classes the government promoted have had results!! xx

Well Good Luck to him ...

lol sorry but for once it no me!!! xxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Notts you knows i loves ya really - and me arse may be fat - but its very comfy

Prove it..

Let me get me dressing gown on and i'll be over in 2

TOO late to be rushing shutting the curtains now - i already seen ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Notts you knows i loves ya really - and me arse may be fat - but its very comfy

Prove it..

Let me get me dressing gown on and i'll be over in 2

TOO late to be rushing shutting the curtains now - i already seen ya

No curtains here lol.. Can't afford em!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Notts you knows i loves ya really - and me arse may be fat - but its very comfy

Prove it..

Let me get me dressing gown on and i'll be over in 2

TOO late to be rushing shutting the curtains now - i already seen ya

No curtains here lol.. Can't afford em!"

Shit - you mean all this time i been staling ya next door neighbour???

Fuck me - he really DID eat all the pies!!!

Ok, moving swiftly aong to the next window......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Notts you knows i loves ya really - and me arse may be fat - but its very comfy

Prove it..

Let me get me dressing gown on and i'll be over in 2

TOO late to be rushing shutting the curtains now - i already seen ya

No curtains here lol.. Can't afford em!

Shit - you mean all this time i been staling ya next door neighbour???

Fuck me - he really DID eat all the pies!!!

Ok, moving swiftly aong to the next window......

You.. young lady, seriously need a spankin.

Then again... You'd enjoy it ff's

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

You.. young lady, seriously need a spankin."

Oooooh baby - say it again.

AGAIN

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you never considered that in 30 years time you'll HAVE to shag 70y/o men so you might as well get clued up now about how to fuck them without killing them! Simples, see. hehehe

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Have you never considered that in 30 years time you'll HAVE to shag 70y/o men so you might as well get clued up now about how to fuck them without killing them! Simples, see. hehehe "

In 30 years times i will be trawling for my toy boys

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Have you never considered that in 30 years time you'll HAVE to shag 70y/o men so you might as well get clued up now about how to fuck them without killing them! Simples, see. hehehe "

Tell you what you do. You send them home after two days to recover lol. Ok hes not 70 but hes only 4 years off and has had to have a triple bi pass since hes been with me lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Have you never considered that in 30 years time you'll HAVE to shag 70y/o men so you might as well get clued up now about how to fuck them without killing them! Simples, see. hehehe

Tell you what you do. You send them home after two days to recover lol. Ok hes not 70 but hes only 4 years off and has had to have a triple bi pass since hes been with me lol"

Well you cant kill him off hun -= who would make your sarnies then????

XXXX

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Have you never considered that in 30 years time you'll HAVE to shag 70y/o men so you might as well get clued up now about how to fuck them without killing them! Simples, see. hehehe

Tell you what you do. You send them home after two days to recover lol. Ok hes not 70 but hes only 4 years off and has had to have a triple bi pass since hes been with me lol

Well you cant kill him off hun -= who would make your sarnies then????

XXXX"

pmsl reckon he has got more life in him than me half the time. Defiently in the mornings thats for sure lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Well you cant kill him off hun -= who would make your sarnies then????

XXXX

pmsl reckon he has got more life in him than me half the time. Defiently in the mornings thats for sure lol"

Ya lucky bugger you

;)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well you cant kill him off hun -= who would make your sarnies then????

XXXX

pmsl reckon he has got more life in him than me half the time. Defiently in the mornings thats for sure lol

Ya lucky bugger you

;)

Lol only to get up and make me a coffee ive usually slept through morning glory lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Well you cant kill him off hun -= who would make your sarnies then????

XXXX

pmsl reckon he has got more life in him than me half the time. Defiently in the mornings thats for sure lol

Ya lucky bugger you

;)

Lol only to get up and make me a coffee ive usually slept through morning glory lol"

hahahahahaha

Am sure you make up for it tho

Twice in 4 mins is pretty impressive in my book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But ...

I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!

xx"

So then, when have you arranged a meet with him?

Tony

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"But ...

I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!

So then, when have you arranged a meet with him?

Tony

Think she went already - she seemed to disappear pretty quick after posting this...lol

Obviously needed to get in there before his bed pan time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But ...

I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!

So then, when have you arranged a meet with him?

Tony

Think she went already - she seemed to disappear pretty quick after posting this...lol

Obviously needed to get in there before his bed pan time

ewwwww

Tony

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"But ...

I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!

So then, when have you arranged a meet with him?

Tony

Think she went already - she seemed to disappear pretty quick after posting this...lol

Obviously needed to get in there before his bed pan time

ewwwww

Tony

Hope she see's this tomo!!! LOL :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A old man went to the doctor's and asked for some viagra as he had a 30y/o woman coming over that evening. The doctor said, "how old are you?", he replied, "I'm 74, why?" The doctor replied, "Jesus, it could be fatal, you know!"

The old man said, "Well, if she dies, she fookin dies!"

"Not her! I mean YOU!"

"Oh give over, gimma some of them tablets."

So the doctor gave him a viagra tablet with the strict instruction that he wasn't to take a whole one, only half.

The old man thought, "Fuck it, a chance like is ain't gonna happen everyday, I'm taking it all!"

The next day he went back to the doctor's and the doc asked him how it went.

"Fookin handsome! 9 fookin times!"

"Ah, and now I supoose you've come for something for your back, eh?"

"No," the old man replies, "me fookin elbow, she never showed up!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But ...

I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!

So then, when have you arranged a meet with him?

Tony

Think she went already - she seemed to disappear pretty quick after posting this...lol

Obviously needed to get in there before his bed pan time

ewwwww

Tony

Hope she see's this tomo!!! LOL :D"

PMSL!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"But ...

I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!

So then, when have you arranged a meet with him?

Tony

Think she went already - she seemed to disappear pretty quick after posting this...lol

Obviously needed to get in there before his bed pan time

ewwwww

Tony

Hope she see's this tomo!!! LOL :D

PMSL!!

Was that at him hun??? hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was that at him hun??? hehehehehe"

No .. it was you!!! As per ....

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Was that at him hun??? hehehehehe

No .. it was you!!! As per ....

Heeheee just checking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he use Viagra ?

Tony

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