FabSwingers.com forum: Legal definition required

By *Lhead OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

It pains me to say this, however I think it's high time we had a legal definition (such as minimum girth and width) on what is considered "Hung" in the UK. Honestly it's getting beyond the joke now.

Its the same as saying, I drive a Porche, when you actually turn up in a Skoda Fabia or something equally as shit, which definitely isn't a Porche.

Either 90% of guys here are snorting daily or they've never seen another dick before and just decide they're hung. Enough already.

p.s. Jail time for anyone faking it "hung"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re easily pissed off.

I just press the back button and move on. Easy to ignore.

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By *Lhead OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"You’re easily pissed off.

I just press the back button and move on. Easy to ignore.

Unfortunately my block button broke due to over use!

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

A dick is a dick so are big some are small

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Surely it's proportional though....

I mean, if you're 5ft 1" then a 6" cock will make you look hung whereas if you're 6ft 11" it won't.

It'll also depend if you're actually measuring from the base of your cock or your arsehole.

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By *Lhead OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Surely it's proportional though....

I mean, if you're 5ft 1" then a 6" cock will make you look hung whereas if you're 6ft 11" it won't.

It'll also depend if you're actually measuring from the base of your cock or your arsehole.

Think most are measuring from their arm pit!

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

Skoda Fabia was actually a good little car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all subjective...I mean what's gym fit description you use?

I've seen some bodies on here that may go to the gym, but what are they supposed to look like at the end of it?

If you want to describe yourself as hung, you better have a little self belief I guess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If one asks "what is hung?", Then hung is not what one is.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think the law has better things to focus on, personally

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Surely it's proportional though....

I mean, if you're 5ft 1" then a 6" cock will make you look hung whereas if you're 6ft 11" it won't.

It'll also depend if you're actually measuring from the base of your cock or your arsehole.

Think most are measuring from their arm pit! "

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

*Grabs a cup and waits for the caffeine man to adjudicate measuring practices*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""what is hung?""

Baby, don't hurt me.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"A dick is a dick so are big some are small"

Some are awaiting sentencing in a Romanian cell!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

How big is your dick OP?

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

The legal definition should be called "Holmes law"

after John Holmes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Grabs a cup and waits for the caffeine man to adjudicate measuring practices* "

I think that you will find the RICS publishes the Code of Measuring Practice, I will just check to see if it has been updated in the sixth edition to include define this measurement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big is your dick OP? "

It’s not the size of his dick that’s a concern, it’s the size of his arsehole !!

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"*Grabs a cup and waits for the caffeine man to adjudicate measuring practices*

I think that you will find the RICS publishes the Code of Measuring Practice, I will just check to see if it has been updated in the sixth edition to include define this measurement."

Does it?? Well every day is a school day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung is 8+

Also wtf happing to say is there something in the water as the posts have been odd to day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skoda have one a lot more rallies than Porsche.

And I bet more hung guys drive Skoda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skoda have one a lot more rallies than Porsche.

And I bet more hung guys drive Skoda. "

But OP did not mention PORSCHE just the lesser know PORSHE

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"Hung is 8+

Also wtf happing to say is there something in the water as the posts have been odd to day

I'm definitely bigger than 8cm!

Wohoo!

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By *-and-mCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Small dicks can still be fun, don't have to be hung!!

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By *-and-mCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

10 here so must be hung, cm that is ??

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Hung is 8+

Also wtf happing to say is there something in the water as the posts have been odd to day

I'm definitely bigger than 8cm!

Wohoo!"

Oh is it in cm? Not ft?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its the same as saying, I drive a Porche, when you actually turn up in a Skoda Fabia or something equally as shit, which definitely isn't a Porche.

Porche - Aromanian - sow (female pig); French - porch, portico; Italian - feminine plural of porco (pig/pork); Spanish - veranda, porch

I agree a Skoda Fabia definitely isn't a porche, and produces less shit than a porco

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Is Lynx/remote/whatever considered as “hung”?

(asking for a friend)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hung is 8+

Also wtf happing to say is there something in the water as the posts have been odd to day

I'm definitely bigger than 8cm!

Wohoo!"

Inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Lynx/remote/whatever considered as “hung”?

(asking for a friend)"

The solution is to take a picture with it against one of those miniatures from the hotel fridge - now that appears hung

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

That's so funny, the last two hung guys I got used like a fingertrap by were called Skoda and Fabia!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely it's proportional though....

I mean, if you're 5ft 1" then a 6" cock will make you look hung whereas if you're 6ft 11" it won't.

It'll also depend if you're actually measuring from the base of your cock or your arsehole.

Think most are measuring from their arm pit! "

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