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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Sort of adopted a stray cat that comes around everyday for food,company and a few hours out the cold.

Got him a box and some old carpet but problem is the house is starting to smell of cat. Have sprayed the carpet with freshner and that helps abit and lit scented candles.

Ideas apart from leaving him outside?

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By *ronmant16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Run a lovely warm bath then coyte him in and rub, towel dry, = nice smelling pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sort of adopted a stray cat that comes around everyday for food,company and a few hours out the cold.

Got him a box and some old carpet but problem is the house is starting to smell of cat. Have sprayed the carpet with freshner and that helps abit and lit scented candles.

Ideas apart from leaving him outside?"

What are you feeding it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We bath our cats if they smell that bad, not sure how badly you'll come off though if he's a stray and not used to you.

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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple
over a year ago

midlands


"Sort of adopted a stray cat that comes around everyday for food,company and a few hours out the cold.

Got him a box and some old carpet but problem is the house is starting to smell of cat. Have sprayed the carpet with freshner and that helps abit and lit scented candles.

Ideas apart from leaving him outside?

What are you feeding it?"

Normally left over food from our dinner, its got some inbuilt clock in him and knows when we are eating dinner and comes over.

Also get him cat treats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sort of adopted a stray cat that comes around everyday for food,company and a few hours out the cold.

Got him a box and some old carpet but problem is the house is starting to smell of cat. Have sprayed the carpet with freshner and that helps abit and lit scented candles.

Ideas apart from leaving him outside?

What are you feeding it?

Normally left over food from our dinner, its got some inbuilt clock in him and knows when we are eating dinner and comes over.

Also get him cat treats."

It's not your fault.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?

Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault...

They won't take you to the vet.

You're obviously not their favorite pet.

You may not be a bed of roses,

And you're no friend to those with noses.

I promise you before we're done,

All the world will smell ohhhh,

Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"We bath our cats if they smell that bad, not sure how badly you'll come off though if he's a stray and not used to you."

How on earth do you bath a cat????

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?

Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault...

They won't take you to the vet.

You're obviously not their favorite pet.

You may not be a bed of roses,

And you're no friend to those with noses.

I promise you before we're done,

All the world will smell ohhhh,

Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault!

"

Sounds very Pam Ayres!!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?

Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault...

They won't take you to the vet.

You're obviously not their favorite pet.

You may not be a bed of roses,

And you're no friend to those with noses.

I promise you before we're done,

All the world will smell ohhhh,

Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault!

Sounds very Pam Ayres!! "

Phoebe from friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We bath our cats if they smell that bad, not sure how badly you'll come off though if he's a stray and not used to you.

How on earth do you bath a cat???? "

Take cat. Place in toilet bowl. Close toilet lid. Flush toilet. No other actions needed - cat is self-agitating

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"We bath our cats if they smell that bad, not sure how badly you'll come off though if he's a stray and not used to you.

How on earth do you bath a cat???? "

We have a elderly cat who can't groom himself so has a monthly bath. They get used to it. And he looks cute in his bath robe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have an elderly cat who can't groom himself so has a monthly bath. They get used to it. And he looks cute in his bath robe."

My heart That’s an adorable image. My cat would scratch me to death if I tried to put one on her, damnit

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

A wet flannel in some water with a drop of washing up liquid, just wipe the cat over, do that every day and there might be some improvement.

Sometimes if they're ill or elderly they won't groom themselves properly.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

It is a tom? Is it spraying in your house?

You could try grooming with a damp flannel but a healthy, well groomed cat shouldn't make your house smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a dog person

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Train the cat to Vape..

hope this helps .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet you wish you hadn’t started this thread, eh OP? Some of the replies have been SO helpful

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Get lots more cats...a bit like the crazy cat lady on the Simpsons....so you'll be permanently used to the smell

Change your profile name to Cat woman..

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"Sort of adopted a stray cat that comes around everyday for food,company and a few hours out the cold.

Got him a box and some old carpet but problem is the house is starting to smell of cat. Have sprayed the carpet with freshner and that helps abit and lit scented candles.

Ideas apart from leaving him outside?

"

No ideas ..don't ask me-oww

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By *tarr619TV/TS
over a year ago

Warrington


"Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?

Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault...

They won't take you to the vet.

You're obviously not their favorite pet.

You may not be a bed of roses,

And you're no friend to those with noses.

I promise you before we're done,

All the world will smell ohhhh,

Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault!

"

Phoebe from friends rocks

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth


"We have an elderly cat who can't groom himself so has a monthly bath. They get used to it. And he looks cute in his bath robe.

My heart That’s an adorable image. My cat would scratch me to death if I tried to put one on her, damnit"

My cat loves a bath I just put her one night to clean her paws. I expected trouble but she was absolutely fine. Now give her an occasional bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're going to do it, do it properly.

Do you know anything about cats?

Do you know it's a stray? Cats who have good homes will quite often roam around into other peoples homes.

You're giving it human waste food, it could have special dietary requirements and you could make it ill. A healthy cat wont smell.

Dont put it in the bath, dont use a wet flannel and WASHING UP LIQUIDE ffs

If you want to do what's right, call the local cats protection and ask for advice. This cat could be being missed by its family.

Post a picture on your local face book page!

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

If he's Ginger,looks lost and the youngest of the litter he's probably called Harry

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"If you're going to do it, do it properly.

Do you know anything about cats?

Do you know it's a stray? Cats who have good homes will quite often roam around into other peoples homes.

You're giving it human waste food, it could have special dietary requirements and you could make it ill. A healthy cat wont smell.

Dont put it in the bath, dont use a wet flannel and WASHING UP LIQUIDE ffs

If you want to do what's right, call the local cats protection and ask for advice. This cat could be being missed by its family.

Post a picture on your local face book page! "
exactly this!

An elderly neighbour of mine years ago regularly fed my cat German sausage and general scraps but I didn’t find out until months later at which point my cat was really sick and devastatingly we ended up having to have her put down - never ever feed a cat unless you are certain it’s a stray and a vet will help with that.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"If he's Ginger,looks lost and the youngest of the litter he's probably called Harry "

And particularly if he hisses at his father and brother and tries to wee on them!

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"A wet flannel in some water with a drop of washing up liquid, just wipe the cat over, do that every day and there might be some improvement.

Sometimes if they're ill or elderly they won't groom themselves properly. "

Oooo .......it might be called Boris

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Cats don't smell, or at least shouldn't. The poor little thing is probably ill, call your local cats protection, they're usually very good.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Have the cat health checked at the vet.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Put the cat in a pet cage a plastic one ( I'm thinking about the claws) and hose it in back garden with soapy water

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I think the cat is urinating in the house rather than being stinky itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run a lovely warm bath then coyte him in and rub, towel dry, = nice smelling pussy "

Shave it smooth

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I think the cat is urinating in the house rather than being stinky itself"
could be but its a stray so living outside

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

I'm beginning to think this is a big cat.. probably a lion.....called Claud

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Run a lovely warm bath then coyte him in and rub, towel dry, = nice smelling pussy

Shave it smooth "
omg you'd never get rid of the scratch marks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run a lovely warm bath then coyte him in and rub, towel dry, = nice smelling pussy

Shave it smooth omg you'd never get rid of the scratch marks "

Can’t beat a smooth pussy

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Run a lovely warm bath then coyte him in and rub, towel dry, = nice smelling pussy

Shave it smooth omg you'd never get rid of the scratch marks

Can’t beat a smooth pussy "
lol true

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"If you're going to do it, do it properly.

Do you know anything about cats?

Do you know it's a stray? Cats who have good homes will quite often roam around into other peoples homes.

You're giving it human waste food, it could have special dietary requirements and you could make it ill. A healthy cat wont smell.

Dont put it in the bath, dont use a wet flannel and WASHING UP LIQUIDE ffs

If you want to do what's right, call the local cats protection and ask for advice. This cat could be being missed by its family.

Post a picture on your local face book page! "

A drop of washing up liquid is just fine... It's actually recommended by rescues. I bathed literally hundreds of kittens like that with no problems. But you could also go and buy cat shampoo.

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