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By *etric5555 OP Man
over a year ago

BISHOP AUCKLAND

They came knocking on my door,I invited them in but took my robe off and sat down to chat naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Riiiiight

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"They came knocking on my door,I invited them in but took my robe off and sat down to chat naked "

Great start. More please

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Did you chat about Adam and Eve or Sodom and Gomorrah ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's odd behaviour for a bishop.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Oh, I've seen this film too. It's great.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Just say you're busy masturbating to gay porn. They soon leave.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Did they witness the second coming op?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Did they see your ballbag OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They came knocking on my door,I invited them in but took my robe off and sat down to chat naked "

He said Jehovah

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Why?

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Tell them you are an apostate.

They Will leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them you are an apostate.

They Will leave"

I read that as prostrate

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Tell them you are an apostate.

They Will leave"

Or just say "no thank you, please don't call again" or even put a notice on your door like we have

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Tell them you are an apostate.

They Will leave"

Unless they hear apostle. You'll never get rid of them then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did they witness the second coming op?"

Very good

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

They didn't consent to that.

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I used to see the same few at the station most days. We once had a lovely chat about how I'm an aethiest/humanist and really not for turning. After that we'd always exchznfe a greeting when I saw them.

And I remember some knocking at my door before the last GE, I had a laugh with them that I'd hoped it was a tory up for a debate.

I think i'd rather be that person than mock them just for believing in a god I don't

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

I always tell them (and all the lovely black girls from the happy clappy church) that I'm far too naughty for their congregation.

Some say "We'll change you" but they don't comprehend the magnitude of the task.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish they would stop by. The company would be nice.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

I love them knocking it fun winging them up.

Last lot where going on about the War I just said it a good way to reduce the global population.

Soon on there way. Christ the look in there eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's odd behaviour for a bishop."

Especially if he was bashing it...

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

"I love them knocking it fun winging them up.

Last lot where going on about the War I just said it a good way to reduce the global population.

Soon on there way. Christ the look in there eyes. "

Out of interest, what did you fail from that? Why not just be polite and say you aren't interested?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

They don't knock on doors here anymore, they send us polite letters instead. They haven't knocked since covid.

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