FabSwingers.com forum: Items that turned out crap

By *asycouple1971 OP Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Whats the item you purchased that was crap and put in the shed / garage/ donated?

Mine was the Davina Mccall step.

Piece of plastic shit.

Also a small steam cleaner, did crap all, had more steam from a boiling kettle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piece of plastic crap

very succinct! I've had more than my fair share of these - face sauna/foot massagers/face sculpting tool..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foot spa.

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

Spinning bike, still not used it and had it for two years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kitchen from Wren

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

"Whats the item you purchased that was crap and put in the shed / garage/ donated?

Mine was the Davina Mccall step.

Piece of plastic shit.

Also a small steam cleaner, did crap all, had more steam from a boiling kettle.

My first wife.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Spinning bike, still not used it and had it for two years. "

Are you sure it’s the bike that’s crap and not your motivation to use it?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

A supposedly humane spider catcher. It chopped the legs off the first one I tried it on

I don't like spiders but I don't want to hurt them.

Mrs

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By *ilffadMan
over a year ago

swansea

Car vacuum you plugged into the cigarette lighter, more suction through a straw, useless

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Sandwich toaster. Actually the results were nice but just a pain to clean so stopped using it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A curl secret. Absolute waste of money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the item you purchased that was crap and put in the shed / garage/ donated?

Mine was the Davina Mccall step.

Piece of plastic shit.

Also a small steam cleaner, did crap all, had more steam from a boiling kettle.

My first wife."

Mail order brides are like a box of chocolates...

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By *asycouple1971 OP Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Phillips juicer.

Pain to use and clean, had this cool idea of juicing all these fruits and vegs.

Sounded like a road digger it was so loud.

Pain in the ass to clean and it was massive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

epilator And wasn’t a cheap one payed £130 for it

Got top off my thigh done and gave up wasn’t that it was crap

It was to painful

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby

Bread maker. Too much like hard work for something that tastes horrible when it’s done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a female lower torso toy from Wish which is absolutely amazing. So awesome I spent double on a torso with bewbs. When it arrived it was less than half life size and I can't get into it no matter how much lube is used. It didn't even arrive in a box. Literally in one of those grey bags so the postie knows. He knows!

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By *illie fitMan
over a year ago

wonderland

Most things from Amazon or EBay

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I bought a female lower torso toy from Wish which is absolutely amazing. So awesome I spent double on a torso with bewbs. When it arrived it was less than half life size and I can't get into it no matter how much lube is used. It didn't even arrive in a box. Literally in one of those grey bags so the postie knows. He knows!

Oh no! This did make me laugh

Could you pretend that you've taken up dressmaking

Mrs

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

My russian mail order bride.

Advertised as 25 yo blonde model,size 8

And stunning.

Turns up

A 60 year old bloke called Vlad and was 25 stone.

Still a mouths a mouth

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By *ddictedToLoveMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Fleshlight. Not worth it because you gotta clean the inside out after every use, then air dry it etc. Too much of a pain to even use so I don’t

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Spinning bike, still not used it and had it for two years. "

One..Two..Three.. Let it Go !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no! This did make me laugh

Could you pretend that you've taken up dressmaking

Mrs "

I think he had given it a good grope and probably everyone at the sorting offices along the way too

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

a Chair...

Bought one for the nagging wife but she still won't plug it in

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