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"We used to have a guy that had literally swallowed a manual on stupid business platitudes. In the end we made a load of ‘bullshit bingo’ cards and when you’d got all the phrases like ‘low hanging fruit’ and ‘end of play’ you won the sweepstake " Just makes you want to give them a motivational hi-5….in the face! | |||
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"We used to have a guy that had literally swallowed a manual on stupid business platitudes. In the end we made a load of ‘bullshit bingo’ cards and when you’d got all the phrases like ‘low hanging fruit’ and ‘end of play’ you won the sweepstake " is he still with you or has he moved on ? .Good morning by the way xx | |||
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"We used to have a guy that had literally swallowed a manual on stupid business platitudes. In the end we made a load of ‘bullshit bingo’ cards and when you’d got all the phrases like ‘low hanging fruit’ and ‘end of play’ you won the sweepstake " I just pretend not to understand all the platitudes and ask them to explain them . They get bored quickly | |||
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"We used to have a guy that had literally swallowed a manual on stupid business platitudes. In the end we made a load of ‘bullshit bingo’ cards and when you’d got all the phrases like ‘low hanging fruit’ and ‘end of play’ you won the sweepstake is he still with you or has he moved on ? .Good morning by the way xx" I moved on. He’s still there so it must work | |||
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"At the moment everyone at my work is circling back " Tom does not like that phrase. It reminds him of a pending shark attack.. | |||
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"At the moment everyone at my work is circling back Tom does not like that phrase. It reminds him of a pending shark attack.. " HornyCouga does not like that phrase. It makes her pray to the Lord that the person who said it meets their untimely end in a shark attack | |||
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"At the moment everyone at my work is circling back Tom does not like that phrase. It reminds him of a pending shark attack.. HornyCouga does not like that phrase. It makes her pray to the Lord that the person who said it meets their untimely end in a shark attack" Tom's thoughts exactly.. | |||
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"There is no I in team.I personally found it very annoying when my former manager said it to me despite the fact she had me doing a job role that was totally different to the rest of her team " Best response to that is "there's 4 in Platitude Quoting Idiot". | |||
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"Kind regards (on emails). Just piss off, you don't mean it, and I don't like you anyway (grumpy old man)." but then how do i let you know I'm pissed at you. Regards Hovis. | |||
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""I'm super excited to announce..." It usually precedes something rather dull. " ...... I've had my genital warts lanced | |||
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"Kind regards (on emails). Just piss off, you don't mean it, and I don't like you anyway (grumpy old man).but then how do i let you know I'm pissed at you. Regards Hovis. " I throw stress balls at people | |||
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"At the moment everyone at my work is circling back Tom does not like that phrase. It reminds him of a pending shark attack.. " And Tom isn’t a fan of sharks- not even the vacuum cleaner variety | |||
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"Let’s work smarter not harder ‘Can I borrow you for 5 minutes’ " I used to use that a lot when I worked on the ramp at Gatwick, usually at someone who is in the cramped hold of an aircraft trying to stack heavy bags on top of each other. | |||
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"There is no I in team." My answer to that is "But there is an M and an E" | |||
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"I like it when people get them wrong; someone in my office said "we need to be thinking about the box". He wasn't the sharpest sandwich at the picnic though (I also dig mixed metaphors)" ................................ | |||
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"There is no I in team. My answer to that is "But there is an M and an E"" My answer: No there isn’t but there’s a U in C#NT! | |||
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"There is no I in team. My answer to that is "But there is an M and an E"" . Thank you from now on I will say but there is a M and a E and that spells ME | |||
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"Kind regards (on emails). Just piss off, you don't mean it, and I don't like you anyway (grumpy old man).but then how do i let you know I'm pissed at you. Regards Hovis. I throw stress balls at people " I used to throw hammers...and Henry Hoovers or jigsaws, what ever was to hand really ( how I never got fired I'll never know!!) | |||
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"The phrase "who's going to take ownership" pisses me right off Mr C " This. It's just a boss reneging on his / her responsibilities. | |||
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