FabSwingers.com forum: Losing the plot

By *.L.0460. OP Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I can't be the only person who can spend 5 minutes looking for their pyjama trousers that they've already put on... I'm blaming this flu bug

Please make me feel better & share a divvy thing you've done recently!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do lots of divvy things.

I've found my purse in the fridge and my mobile phone in the recycling bin x

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By *.L.0460. OP Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"I do lots of divvy things.

I've found my purse in the fridge and my mobile phone in the recycling bin x"

Omg!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look for my phone while talking on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be the only person who can spend 5 minutes looking for their pyjama trousers that they've already put on... I'm blaming this flu bug

Please make me feel better & share a divvy thing you've done recently!!"

Don’t worry, I often wake up and put my glasses on only to be looking for them half an hour later thinking I haven’t put them on

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

I do worse, you’re ok

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Cup of tea in the fridge

Milk in the living room

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I lost the plot years ago but my favourite is looking for my glasses when they’re on my face

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By *immyGGMan
over a year ago

South Cheshire

Don't forget the classic losing your glasses when they're sitting on top of your head.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Losing my phone when my cats using it to make pussy WhatsApp groups

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Losing my phone when my cats using it to make pussy WhatsApp groups "

Jesus H Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Don't forget the classic losing your glasses when they're sitting on top of your head."

All the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only when I wear my blonde wig

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Losing my phone when my cats using it to make pussy WhatsApp groups

Jesus H Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aside from losing my mind on the daily... its usually my glasses on top of my head

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Lose my glasses and keys everyday at some point.

At work. I will be walking to go do something. Be interrupted. Then will forget and have to retrace my steps to remember what was actually going to do in the first place...

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

I was on the phone to my brother have it on loudspeaker as usual, speaking away to him I sounded confused he asked what's up and told him that I'm looking for my phone. He's never laughed as much until that moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be the only person who can spend 5 minutes looking for their pyjama trousers that they've already put on... I'm blaming this flu bug

Please make me feel better & share a divvy thing you've done recently!!"

What are pyjamas …?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I contacted my GP practice once for an emergency appt for sudden onset of blurred vision even with glasses on….seen the same day, asked if I was wearing my contacts lenses, said absolutely not! This discussion went back and forth until she removed one from my eye!!! Turns out I forgot to remove them the night before!!

I was Mortified! More so because I work in healthcare and should know better! Walked out with tail between my legs

In my defence I had worked 7 nights on the bounce and a little tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glasses. …where are my glasses. Yep. I’ve got them on.

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By *j123499Man
over a year ago

exeter

Brill thread can definitely relate to most the posts

unfortunately I’m fully qualified in the ability to lose any objective I own at least it keeps me busy looking for stuff

Ps why do people often say/ask

where did you have it last? Imo

if I knew the answer i wouldn’t be looking for it

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

In a petrol station I once went to the bin to throw away an empty coffee cup, when I got back in my car I was surprised to see I still had the cup in my hand... I'd thrown my car keys in the bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look for my phone while talking on it."

I've done that too when needing to Google something but cant find my phone

My stupidest thing recently when working out the logistics of going on my works Christmas do, was thinking to myself 'oh I know, I can get the train to work tomorrow, then I can go out straight from work, have a few drinks and get the train home'

Totally forgetting that my job involves driving most of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looking for glasses/umbrella /cup of tea when already using them!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Charged phone then a while later went to find charger. Could I find it? No! It was in a socket I would not normally charge from. Doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only when I wear my blonde wig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost the plot years ago but my favourite is looking for my glasses when they’re on my face

This all the time at work, also can put tools down and then five seconds later where the fuck did they go ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once made 2 cups of tea and was so confused why the tea bag wasn't dispersing in my cup. Yeah hadn't boiled the kettle

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By *.L.0460. OP Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I love you lot!! These are brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My problem is I have to much clothes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I can't be the only person who can spend 5 minutes looking for their pyjama trousers that they've already put on... I'm blaming this flu bug

Please make me feel better & share a divvy thing you've done recently!!"

I panicked that I'd left my sunglasses in a taxi on holiday. They were on my actual face

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By *.L.0460. OP Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"I can't be the only person who can spend 5 minutes looking for their pyjama trousers that they've already put on... I'm blaming this flu bug

Please make me feel better & share a divvy thing you've done recently!!

I panicked that I'd left my sunglasses in a taxi on holiday. They were on my actual face

Lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I changed my car. Parked the new one. Went back and found myself looking for the old one. I phoned the police to say it had gone.. it was bloody embarrassing phoning back to explain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I charge my phone and use it to listen to music when I'm driving. I can guarantee that on every journey I will panic that I've forgotten to bring my phone.. whilst listening to the music on it. I'll then forget to take it out of the car with me when I get out

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'll make a cuppa then end up doing something but forget where I put my cup so searching around the house twice then realise I didn't make one I was about to

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I finished my shower earlier and wondered who was in the house talking to realise it was the TV

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I can confirm I have totally lost the plot. So much so, in fact, that I've forgotten why between pressing reply and writing this. Fuck sake!

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By *unnoisseurMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Couldn’t find my car keys this morning. Found em in the drawer where I hide my cigs that I don’t smoke any more.

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By *unnoisseurMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I changed my car. Parked the new one. Went back and found myself looking for the old one. I phoned the police to say it had gone.. it was bloody embarrassing phoning back to explain!

I once drove my car to the train station to carry the tools. I left the tools on the job for the next day. When I went out in the morning there was no car.

Reported it and walked to the train station to go to work and found my car. OOPS!!

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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Yesterday put petrol in my diesel van,what a prick

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By *alleyDaveMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Definitely my reading glasses. Did it today as usual. Spent 10 mins looking for them to read a text. Couldn't find them anywhere. Searched the whole house, only to eventually find them on my head.

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By *.L.0460. OP Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Yesterday put petrol in my diesel van,what a prick "

Ohhhh noooo!! How much does that cost to sort out?:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be the only person who can spend 5 minutes looking for their pyjama trousers that they've already put on... I'm blaming this flu bug

Please make me feel better & share a divvy thing you've done recently!!"

Check this out then it was only the other day I was stood in town texting on my phone and I was sucking on this lollipop next minute I licked my phone and put the lollipop in my pocket!!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Yesterday put petrol in my diesel van,what a prick

Ohhhh noooo!! How much does that cost to sort out?:

Nothing if you drain the tank, pipes and pump, filters pretty easy to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id say mine makes yours look like a normal thing to do lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

2 days ago I found a can of deodorant in the fridge. My son was packing his overnight work bag.

He probably put the milk in said bag

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By *inky pWoman
over a year ago

leicester

Spent an hr looking for cars keys,got 4 kids helping me,they were in my bra the whole time.lol

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