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"Mes tits? Is this French for knockers? " Sil Vous plait! | |||
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"Mes tits? Is this French for knockers? " He'll be miserables if he doesn't see them  | |||
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"Mes tits? Is this French for knockers? He'll be miserables if he doesn't see them "Er herm, you mean les miserables  | |||
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"Mes tits? Is this French for knockers? He'll be miserables if he doesn't see them
Er herm, you mean les miserables "I dreamed a dream I saw some titttttttssss | |||
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"We on French boobs now! Excellent Oui Bien!" Merci  | |||
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"Mes tits? Is this French for knockers? He'll be miserables if he doesn't see them
Er herm, you mean les miserables "Les Miserables.....sounds like a northern club turn from 1976 | |||
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"This is mambo no 5" Would you like a little bit of Erica, or Monica?! | |||
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"Mes tits? Is this French for knockers? He'll be miserables if he doesn't see them
Er herm, you mean les miserables
Les Miserables.....sounds like a northern club turn from 1976 "It’s probably still open with the same shit decor as well  | |||
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px "I think I'm fine with you looking after me  can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed? | |||
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"This is mambo no 5 Would you like a little bit of Erica, or Monica?! " Both, I’m greedy | |||
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"This is mambo no 5 Would you like a little bit of Erica, or Monica?! Both, I’m greedy "It was always Sandra in the sun I was most curious about | |||
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"This is mambo no 5 Would you like a little bit of Erica, or Monica?! Both, I’m greedy
It was always Sandra in the sun I was most curious about "Not Mary all night long? | |||
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed? "*pulls back curtain* Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam 
*snaps glove* | |||
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"This is mambo no 5 Would you like a little bit of Erica, or Monica?! Both, I’m greedy
It was always Sandra in the sun I was most curious about
Not Mary all night long? "Jessica's here! | |||
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*"Oh Lord this again? | |||
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"This is mambo no 5 Would you like a little bit of Erica, or Monica?! Both, I’m greedy
It was always Sandra in the sun I was most curious about
Not Mary all night long? "Hmmm not keen on the name Mary (sorry any Mary's here) | |||
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*
Oh Lord this again?"Yes…. Assume the position | |||
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*
Oh Lord this again?
Yes…. Assume the position"I mean, and I have to ask, does neurosurgery really usually need a rectal examination? | |||
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*
Oh Lord this again?
Yes…. Assume the position
I mean, and I have to ask, does neurosurgery really usually need a rectal examination?"Just checking your not a dumb ass | |||
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*
Oh Lord this again?
Yes…. Assume the position
I mean, and I have to ask, does neurosurgery really usually need a rectal examination?
Just checking your not a dumb ass "Ok that was clever and yes, yes I am | |||
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"?ruce, you really need to augment your approach too woo'ing. Do you fall in love easily?" While I'm in surgery, did you have a stroke typing this? Cause I have rectal doctors next to me right now? | |||
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*
Oh Lord this again?
Yes…. Assume the position
I mean, and I have to ask, does neurosurgery really usually need a rectal examination?
Just checking your not a dumb ass
Ok that was clever and yes, yes I am "Are you just saying that to avoid a finger up ya bum bum | |||
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*
Oh Lord this again?
Yes…. Assume the position
I mean, and I have to ask, does neurosurgery really usually need a rectal examination?
Just checking your not a dumb ass
Ok that was clever and yes, yes I am
Are you just saying that to avoid a finger up ya bum bum "Also yes | |||
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*
Oh Lord this again?
Yes…. Assume the position
I mean, and I have to ask, does neurosurgery really usually need a rectal examination?
Just checking your not a dumb ass
Ok that was clever and yes, yes I am
Are you just saying that to avoid a finger up ya bum bum
Also yes "Fine…. Spoil sport | |||
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"?ruce, you really need to augment your approach too woo'ing. Do you fall in love easily? While I'm in surgery, did you have a stroke typing this? Cause I have rectal doctors next to me right now?" • A Proctologist? | |||
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"?ruce, you really need to augment your approach too woo'ing. Do you fall in love easily? While I'm in surgery, did you have a stroke typing this? Cause I have rectal doctors next to me right now? • A Proctologist?" Molly are you a proctologist? I dunno she just walked in here... | |||
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"?ruce, you really need to augment your approach too woo'ing. Do you fall in love easily? While I'm in surgery, did you have a stroke typing this? Cause I have rectal doctors next to me right now? • A Proctologist? Molly are you a proctologist? I dunno she just walked in here..." No but I read a book about it | |||
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"?ruce, you really need to augment your approach too woo'ing. Do you fall in love easily? While I'm in surgery, did you have a stroke typing this? Cause I have rectal doctors next to me right now? • A Proctologist? Molly are you a proctologist? I dunno she just walked in here... No but I read a book about it " There ya go Nero, rectal doctor...wait are you even a doctor?  | |||
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"?ruce, you really need to augment your approach too woo'ing. Do you fall in love easily? While I'm in surgery, did you have a stroke typing this? Cause I have rectal doctors next to me right now? • A Proctologist? Molly are you a proctologist? I dunno she just walked in here... No but I read a book about it There ya go Nero, rectal doctor...wait are you even a doctor? "Love doctor | |||
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"?ruce, you really need to augment your approach too woo'ing. Do you fall in love easily? While I'm in surgery, did you have a stroke typing this? Cause I have rectal doctors next to me right now? • A Proctologist? Molly are you a proctologist? I dunno she just walked in here... No but I read a book about it There ya go Nero, rectal doctor...wait are you even a doctor?
Love doctor "Nero if you're still here buddy I think you're gonna need to take that stroke elsewhere... | |||
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"Stick it in Mes tits " K J'aime beaucoup des nénés! | |||
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*
Oh Lord this again?
Yes…. Assume the position
I mean, and I have to ask, does neurosurgery really usually need a rectal examination?
Just checking your not a dumb ass
Ok that was clever and yes, yes I am
Are you just saying that to avoid a finger up ya bum bum
Also yes
Fine…. Spoil sport "That was actual comedy timing there dumb ass
yes i can definitely look after you. however i will be putting you in lithotomy purely for my enjoyment / hilarity  Px | |||
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*
Oh Lord this again?
Yes…. Assume the position
I mean, and I have to ask, does neurosurgery really usually need a rectal examination?
Just checking your not a dumb ass
Ok that was clever and yes, yes I am
Are you just saying that to avoid a finger up ya bum bum
Also yes
Fine…. Spoil sport
That was actual comedy timing there dumb ass
yes i can definitely look after you. however i will be putting you in lithotomy purely for my enjoyment / hilarity Px "Jeez... | |||
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"?ruce, you really need to augment your approach too woo'ing. Do you fall in love easily? While I'm in surgery, did you have a stroke typing this? Cause I have rectal doctors next to me right now? • A Proctologist? Molly are you a proctologist? I dunno she just walked in here... No but I read a book about it There ya go Nero, rectal doctor...wait are you even a doctor?
Love doctor "° She knows... ^  | |||
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