FabSwingers.com forum: Absolutely mayhem

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just say and do what you want!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is sure to cause an uproar. I’m in.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Ooft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Beatles weren’t even that good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin is overrated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is sure to cause an uproar. I’m in. "
I’m sure you arse will

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"The Beatles weren’t even that good"
agreed crap...... We all live in a yellow submarine!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin is overrated "
Gin is shit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is sure to cause an uproar. I’m in. I’m sure you arse will

Wouldn’t be the first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Beatles weren’t even that goodagreed crap...... We all live in a yellow submarine!!

Proof that there has always been shit music, and not everything was better back in the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is sure to cause an uproar. I’m in. I’m sure you arse will

Wouldn’t be the first time "
I wish I had an arse like that

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

Coffee shops are a scam. Just make one at home for 20p instead. Or have a proper drink and make a cuppa tea instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quantum entanglement says I've already turned you on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee shops are a scam. Just make one at home for 20p instead. Or have a proper drink and make a cuppa tea instead

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20p!!!

More like 7p the robbing bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quantum entanglement says I've already turned you on"

He says that to everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee shops are a scam. Just make one at home for 20p instead. Or have a proper drink and make a cuppa tea instead

No cake and hot women in my house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee shops are a scam. Just make one at home for 20p instead. Or have a proper drink and make a cuppa tea instead

No cake and hot women in my house "
fuck the women / eat the cake

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Orgy time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Orgy time? "
yep

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

all men are bast......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"all men are bast......

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lol

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

David Bowie couldn't carry a tune in a bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are the trees filled with bees, never mind just eating my cheese.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Melted cheese is

Winston

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Pineapple is fine on pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee shops are a scam. Just make one at home for 20p instead. Or have a proper drink and make a cuppa tea instead

No cake and hot women in my house fuck the women / eat the cake

Nah staying at home and having a wank is selfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quantum entanglement says I've already turned you on

He says that to everyone"

Everyone, all at the exact same time

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"The Beatles weren’t even that goodagreed crap...... We all live in a yellow submarine!!

Proof that there has always been shit music, and not everything was better back in the day"
exactly in fact other than soul I'd say modern music is better

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Who gives a fuck about football? Watching other people play a game and paying them a fortune to do so? WTF!!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pineapple is fine on pizza

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no it’s fucking not it’s shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who gives a fuck about football? Watching other people play a game and paying them a fortune to do so? WTF!!

Gbat "
totally agree !!

Lazy bastards

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

"Coffee shops are a scam. Just make one at home for 20p instead. Or have a proper drink and make a cuppa tea instead

20p!!!

More like 7p the robbing bastards

That was before the energy price hike, costs 15p just to boil the kettle now

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Orgy time?

yep

No-one else?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Pineapple is fine on pizza

no it’s fucking not it’s shit

Mayhem

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Orgy time?

yep

No-one else? "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Orgy time?

yep

No-one else? "
I can cover for the rest of the lazy bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Beatles weren’t even that good"

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orgy time?

yep

No-one else? "

Busy on PlayStation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orgy time?

yep

No-one else? "

Sure if you take a nervous newbie

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"The Beatles weren’t even that good

I agree"

My arse has actually made better tunes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Beatles weren’t even that good

I agree"
who were they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Beatles weren’t even that good

I agree who were they?

Exactly

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Jaffa cakes....overrated

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Pineapple is fine on pizza

Get out!!

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WSL is absolutely shite

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Coffee shops are a scam. Just make one at home for 20p instead. Or have a proper drink and make a cuppa tea instead

Not all coffee is created equal

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Pineapple is fine on pizza

Get out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WSL is absolutely shite "

What’s WSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work is good for the soul

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"WSL is absolutely shite "

The willy sucker league?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WSL is absolutely shite "

Using acronyms does not make you smarter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WSL is absolutely shite

What’s WSL"
exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Work is good for the soul

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is it fuck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best football team in London is Brentford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Work is good for the soul

is it fuck!!

Work is currently destroying my soul

I need to meet a rich man

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire / Burton on Trent

This isn't any old mayhem.. it's Fab mayhem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This isn't any old mayhem.. it's Fab mayhem"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This isn't any old mayhem.. it's Fab mayhem"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Work is good for the soul

I actually thought that was alcohol?

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston "

You do what? Winston

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston

You do what? Winston

Is the answer "you"

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Work is good for the soul

I actually thought that was alcohol?

Na don’t drink alcohol at all

Coffee yes

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Tea is the worst drink ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston

You do what? Winston

Is the answer "you"

Winston "

Well do you? Oh ok then

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

women drive better..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WSL is absolutely shite

What’s WSL exactly "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Work is good for the soul

I actually thought that was alcohol?

Na don’t drink alcohol at all

Coffee yes

Ah coffee. The stuff of dreams before the yard arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a big arse

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston

You do what? Winston

Is the answer "you"

Winston

Well do you? Oh ok then

I.... I...... I............ I don't know what to do now.

*uncharted territory

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Work is good for the soul

I actually thought that was alcohol?

Na don’t drink alcohol at all

Coffee yes

Ah coffee. The stuff of dreams before the yard arm

04.00am first coffee

06.30am second coffee

11.00am third coffee

15.00 fourth coffee maybe a fresh cream apple turnover

17.30 fifth coffee

21.00 sixth coffee then bed zzzzzzzzzz

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Work is good for the soul

I actually thought that was alcohol?

Na don’t drink alcohol at all

Coffee yes

Ah coffee. The stuff of dreams before the yard arm

04.00am first coffee

06.30am second coffee

11.00am third coffee

15.00 fourth coffee maybe a fresh cream apple turnover

17.30 fifth coffee

21.00 sixth coffee then bed zzzzzzzzzz

Swap those last 2 for Jameson and you’re on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a big arse "

Bigger the better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What a fucking day!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Work is good for the soul

I actually thought that was alcohol?

Na don’t drink alcohol at all

Coffee yes

Ah coffee. The stuff of dreams before the yard arm

04.00am first coffee

06.30am second coffee

11.00am third coffee

15.00 fourth coffee maybe a fresh cream apple turnover

17.30 fifth coffee

21.00 sixth coffee then bed zzzzzzzzzz

Swap those last 2 for Jameson and you’re on

For you anytime

Also two bags of gold haribos just for effect

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Work is good for the soul

I actually thought that was alcohol?

Na don’t drink alcohol at all

Coffee yes

Ah coffee. The stuff of dreams before the yard arm

04.00am first coffee

06.30am second coffee

11.00am third coffee

15.00 fourth coffee maybe a fresh cream apple turnover

17.30 fifth coffee

21.00 sixth coffee then bed zzzzzzzzzz

How on earth do you sleep after all that caffeine?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Work is good for the soul

I actually thought that was alcohol?

Na don’t drink alcohol at all

Coffee yes

Ah coffee. The stuff of dreams before the yard arm

04.00am first coffee

06.30am second coffee

11.00am third coffee

15.00 fourth coffee maybe a fresh cream apple turnover

17.30 fifth coffee

21.00 sixth coffee then bed zzzzzzzzzz

How on earth do you sleep after all that caffeine?!"

My Meds normally work well

Mitrepine zopicone

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Work is currently destroying my soul

I need to meet a rich man"

“And if I was a rich man,

I’d never been to sea,

Could I take you anyways?

Or would you come with me, baby?”

An obscure one for the kids at the back. (And now I’ve earwormed myself. Great.)

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Moles don't exist. Nobody has ever seen one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Moles don't exist. Nobody has ever seen one."
they do on your cheeks

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Olives are yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Olives are yummy"
are you being serious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston "

I love my anniversary message every year

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

"Work is currently destroying my soul

I need to meet a rich man

“And if I was a rich man,

I’d never been to sea,

Could I take you anyways?

Or would you come with me, baby?”

An obscure one for the kids at the back. (And now I’ve earwormed myself. Great.)"

Where can you find a fiddling milkman when you need one

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

"Work is currently destroying my soul

I need to meet a rich man

“And if I was a rich man,

I’d never been to sea,

Could I take you anyways?

Or would you come with me, baby?”

An obscure one for the kids at the back. (And now I’ve earwormed myself. Great.)

Where can you find a fiddling milkman when you need one"

These days, they have to sign a register.

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat."

Come and say that to my dog’s face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Come and say that to my dog’s face "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why should I?

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By *amesnj007Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

This site needs more lady's. let's start a fb group with the intention for lady's not aware of this site.

To be aware!!!!

Where you can increase your access to a large group of people intending to have fun..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This site needs more lady's. let's start a fb group with the intention for lady's not aware of this site.

To be aware!!!!

Where you can increase your access to a large group of people intending to have fun..

"
what??

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By *annaPlayABCCouple
over a year ago

Bacup

Personally I think there are not enough 'fake profiles' on here !

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston

I love my anniversary message every year"

Four. Years.

Winston

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston

I love my anniversary message every year

Four. Years.

Winston "

Dedication

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"This site needs more lady's. let's start a fb group with the intention for lady's not aware of this site.

To be aware!!!!

Where you can increase your access to a large group of people intending to have fun..

Not a good idea to mix fb and fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin is overrated "

Wow.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston

I love my anniversary message every year

Four. Years.

Winston

Dedication"

Diary.

Winston

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat."

Or a rat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston

I love my anniversary message every year

Four. Years.

Winston

Dedication"
sorry to change the subject but do you mind changing your profile pick as I really don’t want that ass in my face all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Or a rat "

Hold. Me. Back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston

I love my anniversary message every year

Four. Years.

Winston

Dedication sorry to change the subject but do you mind changing your profile pick as I really don’t want that ass in my face all the time

Charming

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Or a rat

Hold. Me. Back. "

Just put your bag down and set the beast free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Or a rat

Hold. Me. Back.

Just put your bag down and set the beast free

He’s got a name

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Or a rat

Hold. Me. Back.

Just put your bag down and set the beast free

He’s got a name "

Pinky?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Or a rat

Hold. Me. Back.

Just put your bag down and set the beast free

He’s got a name

Pinky? "
your having a fucking laugh

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Or a rat

Hold. Me. Back.

Just put your bag down and set the beast free

He’s got a name

Pinky? your having a fucking laugh

Is it Brain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Or a rat

Hold. Me. Back.

Just put your bag down and set the beast free

He’s got a name

Pinky? your having a fucking laugh

Is it Brain?

His name is Phil it’s the coolest name ever OKAY

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Or a rat

Hold. Me. Back.

Just put your bag down and set the beast free

He’s got a name

Pinky? your having a fucking laugh

Is it Brain?

His name is Phil it’s the coolest name ever OKAY"

It's not too late to change it to Pinky though, have a think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will end up with a ban if I am unruly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Or a rat

Hold. Me. Back.

Just put your bag down and set the beast free

He’s got a name

Pinky? your having a fucking laugh

Is it Brain?

His name is Phil it’s the coolest name ever OKAY"
I’ve heard it all now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will end up with a ban if I am unruly!"
just fire away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I really have to as I can’t be arsed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I really have to as I can’t be arsed

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you have a fine butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will end up with a ban if I am unruly! just fire away

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Better not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will end up with a ban if I am unruly! just fire away

Better not!

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go on,I will take you by the hand

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Orgy time?

yep

No-one else? "

Yes please!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I really have to as I can’t be arsed

you have a fine butt

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Do I really have to as I can’t be arsed

you have a fine butt

Yes she does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

say what i want?

okay. i want to be railed on my lunch break in 4 hours time.

please and thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"say what i want?

okay. i want to be railed on my lunch break in 4 hours time.

please and thank you

You may be busy

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"say what i want?

okay. i want to be railed on my lunch break in 4 hours time.

please and thank you

I thought there were strikes though?

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Katy Perry can't sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Katy Perry can't sing"

agreed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"say what i want?

okay. i want to be railed on my lunch break in 4 hours time.

please and thank you

Lunch is in 4 hours?!

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By *amesnj007Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I thought that the idea of this site.

Was for people to find like minded people from all walks of life ??

Surely trying to promote this site to lady's unaware of this site is a good thing???

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"say what i want?

okay. i want to be railed on my lunch break in 4 hours time.

please and thank you

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

"say what i want?

okay. i want to be railed on my lunch break in 4 hours time.

please and thank you

Where's the queue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin is overrated "

Nooooooo, I love it

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

So if I was to pin up a notice saying that if you notice this notice you will notice that its not worth noticing do you thing you would notice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pineapple is fine on pizza

no it’s fucking not it’s shit

I'm thinking we're not very compatible at all, you don't like Gin, you don't like pineapple on pizza, do you like sex

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

Pineapple on pizza is great. Get it on something spicy and its fab.

Ham and pineapple though? *grim*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple was invented specifically for pizza

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Pineapple was invented specifically for pizza "

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. You’re a deviant.

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Crisps are a rip off. Paying for half a bag of air.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I want to say is that some people pass too much judgement on what they read/hear about others…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it’s why I am so popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crisps are a rip off. Paying for half a bag of air.

Couldn’t agree more… just make the packaging smaller if you’re going to serve me such a small portion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andrew Tate, Princes William, Andrew and Harry, fuck it whilst on it Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

[Removed by poster at 07/01/23 12:11:55]

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"What I want to say is that some people pass too much judgement on what they read/hear about others…

True.

*quickly looks to see if she can delete her earlier comment *

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Me eyes!! My eyes!!

That’ll be the bees.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"[Removed by poster at 07/01/23 12:11:55]"

Phew!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Me eyes!! My eyes!!

That’ll be the bees."

I'm so glad you didn't quote the whole of my post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wibble

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Pineapple on pizza is great. Get it on something spicy and its fab.

Ham and pineapple though? *grim*"

Applewood smoked cheese and pineapple is delicious.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm so glad you didn't quote the whole of my post

I’m not an animal, you know.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Pineapple was invented specifically for pizza "

Only if you put strawberries on too.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

The Jacqueline Jossa thread is the best one on fab

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"The Jacqueline Jossa thread is the best one on fab

How can you say that when we had classics like "towball" and "one man shed gang bang"

Not to mention "granny's curtain pole".

Outrageous.

Winston

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The Jacqueline Jossa thread is the best one on fab

How can you say that when we had classics like "towball" and "one man shed gang bang"

Not to mention "granny's curtain pole".

Outrageous.

Winston "

Oh I love being outrageous Winston. It’s absolute mayhem remember?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be a tree

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"The Jacqueline Jossa thread is the best one on fab

How can you say that when we had classics like "towball" and "one man shed gang bang"

Not to mention "granny's curtain pole".

Outrageous.

Winston

Oh I love being outrageous Winston. It’s absolute mayhem remember?

Outrageous is good.

Winston

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Oh how about this one… cock pics next to Carling cans are very innovative and deserve lots of fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haribos are poisonous

Especially the gold bags

Should not be eaten under any circumstances

This is government health warning

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Haribos are poisonous

Especially the gold bags

Should not be eaten under any circumstances

This is government health warning

That’s too far now

* cries *

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By *lark_KentMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I wish this rain would fuck off as I need to walk in to town .

It's currently pissing down in Northampton

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Just gonna leave this here.......

Moist.

Winston

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Moist."

Ewww.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Just gonna leave this here.......

Moist.

Winston"

I like that word

But I’m still crying about Haribo. That was a step too far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very few people who say they are funny actually are.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"Best football team in London is Brentford "

er, scuse me?

Up the Spurs...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh how about this one… cock pics next to Carling cans are very innovative and deserve lots of fabs

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

"Best football team in London is Brentford

er, scuse me?

Up the Spurs... "

coys

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

Hot sauces/ Spicy sauce is overrated.

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

People who think fab is Facebook are my absolute favourite humans

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By *ixie BeanMan
over a year ago

Wallasey

If a child is born completely deaf ...in what language are it's thoughts ?

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Brass was used for coins In Roman Britain.

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London

Football is nonsense, it should be banned as should cheese.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Football is nonsense, it should be banned as should cheese."
all cheese,it’s rank!!!

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

can lick for hours is the best ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can lick for hours is the best ...."
no cos you can get your Tongue stuck

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