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If my bedroom walls could talk

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London

They'd say "Bloody hell woman, you're 57 for goodness sake!".

Also, "Blimey, you'll suck it off if you're not careful ".

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London

Forgot to add, what would your walls say about you?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Mine would say, ‘Great Scott man! Give me a better colour scheme! This is as bland as all hell!’

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Stop wanking over Bad Nannas bumhole pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite grand designs but treats with respect but doesn’t shit on doorstep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Not him again”

And then they’d facepalm

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

where did it all go wrong

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you

“You have 37 tabs open on your laptop, listening to music, Tv on with a subtitles, two books open, and you’re scrolling through your phone…You sure you’ve not got ADHD?”

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

What the fuckin hell are you wearing..

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By *uke23559Man
over a year ago

Mansfield

Keep pulling it like that and it will come off

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

You handsome bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“is she talking to herself again ”

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Roll over Compy, you are snoring again

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Put all that clean washing away and hang up all those clothes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some clothes on for once

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Not enough stamina for another 4 hours??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick up n wash those cum stained socks

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

The neighbours walls see more action than we do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs stop snoring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That carpet could do with a scrub

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Stop wanking over Bad Nannas bumhole pic"

Is there anything you can keep secret??

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

There’s a big tub of walls calling to me from the depths of our freezer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking headboard…. Fuck off will ya

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By *lassic guyMan
over a year ago

my bed to your just ask

If my bedroom walls could talk

I'd burn the house down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My walls do talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forgot to add, what would your walls say about you? "

God your boring

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"There’s a big tub of walls calling to me from the depths of our freezer."

Not an ice cream fan, but I spotted French Fancies ice cream in Iceland this week.

I'm wondering if it tastes like the cakes.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Forgot to add, what would your walls say about you?

God your boring "

I know, but what would your walls say to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forgot to add, what would your walls say about you?

God your boring

I know, but what would your walls say to you?"

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forgot to add, what would your walls say about you?

God your boring

I know, but what would your walls say to you?"

That's what they do say

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Forgot to add, what would your walls say about you?

God your boring

I know, but what would your walls say to you?

Hahahaha "

Someone appreciates my humour

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Forgot to add, what would your walls say about you?

God your boring

I know, but what would your walls say to you?

That's what they do say "

Do you have boring conversations with your walls?

Try talking about current affairs. Currant Current, yes definitely current.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forgot to add, what would your walls say about you?

God your boring

I know, but what would your walls say to you?

Hahahaha

Someone appreciates my humour "

Always bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forgot to add, what would your walls say about you?

God your boring

I know, but what would your walls say to you?

That's what they do say

Do you have boring conversations with your walls?

Try talking about current affairs. Currant Current, yes definitely current."

No just with myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep pulling it like that and it will come off "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forgot to add, what would your walls say about you?

God your boring

I know, but what would your walls say to you?

That's what they do say

Do you have boring conversations with your walls?

Try talking about current affairs. Currant Current, yes definitely current."

AC or DC current??

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Forgot to add, what would your walls say about you?

God your boring

I know, but what would your walls say to you?

That's what they do say

Do you have boring conversations with your walls?

Try talking about current affairs. Currant Current, yes definitely current.

AC or DC current?? "

Oh stop. I thought currants were dried fruit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forgot to add, what would your walls say about you?

God your boring

I know, but what would your walls say to you?

That's what they do say

Do you have boring conversations with your walls?

Try talking about current affairs. Currant Current, yes definitely current.

AC or DC current??

Oh stop. I thought currants were dried fruit."

That's raisins

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By *old HoopsWoman
over a year ago

Near Chester

Stop wasting one side of your bed. Sleep in the middle.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Of course I talk to the wall.

Hiya Wall.

Well what's wrong with that? There's a woman three doors down talks to her microwave. Talking to a microwave! Wall, what's the world coming

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Stop wasting one side of your bed. Sleep in the middle. "

A whole bed to ourselves and we sleep on the edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you said you'd never fuck him again"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were 2 metres away, how do you still manage to hit me?!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Stop wanking for fucks sake please!

Look at you, your pale, emaciated and your right arm is out of proportion with the rest of your body!

And take that fucking bowl down stairs it's been three days!

You disgust me...

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Stop wanking for fucks sake please!

Look at you, your pale, emaciated and your right arm is out of proportion with the rest of your body!

And take that fucking bowl down stairs it's been three days!

You disgust me..."

My son's walls would be crying at the state his room gets in.

I think he's doing science experiments in some of the glasses.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"You were 2 metres away, how do you still manage to hit me?! "

And the ceiling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would say "Oh, he's using his left hand for a change tonight"

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'd hate to hear what your walls might say about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop wanking for fucks sake please!

Look at you, your pale, emaciated and your right arm is out of proportion with the rest of your body!

And take that fucking bowl down stairs it's been three days!

You disgust me...

My son's walls would be crying at the state his room gets in.

I think he's doing science experiments in some of the glasses."

I had to buy a whole new dinner set the other week then my boy bought down the old one… nice to see him mind

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Mine would say thank God your moving I might get redecorated now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just you and Grey’s Anatomy again is it? At least the people on screen are getting some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never thought we'd see that again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dread to think what my walls would say, they've heard a lot of action over the years! Probably something like "get the ear plugs in". That's just for starters! x

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Quiet in here isn't it?" haha

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Here we go again...keep a lid on it will you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You were 2 metres away, how do you still manage to hit me?!

And the ceiling? "

Especially the ceiling!

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London

Going by this thread it seems us women get more action than men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours once said, “ I hope you realise three different people have died in this room through the years “.

Fuck me,

I hope one of them was not Bob Marley.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Forgot to add, what would your walls say about you? "

"I thought she was going to kill him, but he just got more and more turned-on!"

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

My bedroom wall would be asleep.

Only tv watching and sleeping goes on in there….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my bedroom walls could talk !

If you throw another pair of spunk filled panties at me that’s it ! I am leaving !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the fucking light off! You're not even in here!!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Mine would have nothing to talk about

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