FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can say about your car but not about your partner

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

It died about a week ago but I can still use some of the parts .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start you piece of

Shit

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The old girls ready for the scrap yard…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes an old banger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only had it ten years

And it died

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i actually have a car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start you piece of

Shit "

You say "start" to your car but "Don't start" to your wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's built like a tank and never let me down.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Filthy.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

My car has a steering wheel... My partner does not.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

There's not nearly enough junk in this trunk!

LvM

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

It hasn't been washed in about three years.

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By *hat a PairXXXCouple
over a year ago

Bath

Given its age, the bodywork’s not bad….

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By *hat a PairXXXCouple
over a year ago

Bath

Bloody thing needs jumping every morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t look in the back the kids have made a right mess.

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

She’s a great ride

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Body work needs attention a few dents and dings looks clapped out but still a goer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shes an old banger"

whaey!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Nothing I like better than rubbing up against those bumpers !

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By *lasgowMassageMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The things I've forced into that old boot

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

My car exists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The neighbours is nicer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can stay inside my car for hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can take seven people at a time

(I think I may have used quite a few in describing myself on my profile)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can fit 5 guys in her at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought it off my neighbours

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

24 previous owners

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Once greased up, she runs like a dream

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

[Removed by poster at 06/01/23 14:29:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It loves the abuse I give it

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I dont have a car or a partner

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Little bit leaky out the back. Smells a bit funky somewhere, I think in one of the crevices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's got quite a few miles on the clock

But she will do

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

The big ends fucked

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

Not even had her a year but time to get rid and get a new model

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By *KG12Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

Must have faulty wiring

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Needs cleaning. Smells like a car when I climb in. Needs a good service. etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I caught two guys trying to break into my car last week.

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

The back ends gone.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I really should fill her up tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It gets me from A to B

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

One careful previous owner!

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

It’s seen better days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had 5 men in her last night

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I love how her back end swings out on corners!

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

If I plug her in twice a week she is happy!

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By *ore4fundevonCouple
over a year ago

West Devon

I wouldn't let anybody else drive my car....

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

For years now I've been able to get in my car whenever I've felt like it...

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By *dventurousSexplorersCouple
over a year ago

Fantasy Land

I’m due an upgrade…

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Can't wait to get the top down out on the open road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate has borrowed it for the weekend

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

It’s about ready for the scrap heap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I trade this worn out fucker in for a sleeker model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's electric and fast as fuck

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Amazing boot with plenty of wiggle room, fantastic dual airbag system, she accommodates 3 for fun but could do more & she's thirstier then ever so make sure to keep her topped up with juice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The car needs lubing

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

She’s insured for anyone to have to a go in her, providing I give permission.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Need to pare ex and get better model..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a flat tyre.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Please look after her and don’t scratch it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

She handles like she’s on rails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cars failed the mot again, going to cost a fortune to get it back road worthy

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

0-60 in 4 seconds

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I used to have a much faster one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"0-60 in 4 seconds

What you guys driving, let me rag it

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By *ohnywrongunMan
over a year ago

Epping

I'm gonna kick your back door in

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Bit of a bumpy ride

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

Smells a bit but I like getting inside anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shove it in the back, there should be room

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Don’t spunk on the leather

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Shes a good starter but a bit old and clapped out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's that musty smell did a rat die in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to drive you on a long straight road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the newer model

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I'd love to drive you on a long straight road "
Roman no shop on the corner

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

She leaves skid marks.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The undercarriage would fail an MOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never let me down

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

There’s a bit of damage to the rim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some wiseass shoved a banana up her tailpipe and now she don't work right."

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

She’s been ragged quite a lot

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

She’s old, but she pulls really well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my 3 buddies can fit comfortably in it with room to spare

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Seen some action that has

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Bit rusty underneath

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m dropping her off for some work next week.

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

I've got 2 - one for everyday use then something special for the weekend

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

She looks a bit rough but with a bit of spit, polish and elbow grease she's a stunner!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

She’s absolutely filthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive her slowly, my kids inside

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By *ewboyblueMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

How do you send a verified

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s proper fucking fucked mate

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By *amhorniestMan
over a year ago

Surrey

She needs regular servicing and makes a lovely noise when I give it some stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One previous owner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of room in the back

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By *escourtesMan
over a year ago

hereford

High mileage, still goes, but a bit of a banger

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'd like to give her a good kick up the arse

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By *um-41Man
over a year ago

bradford

Handles well in very wet conditions

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

She's not really mine, I hire her.

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By *hicDragon08Man
over a year ago

Woodbridge

She is small, i barely fit in her

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby

Best one I’ve ever had

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By *ornyguyMan
over a year ago

Hillsborough, NI

Only needs serviced once a year.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

What a lovely, smooth ride.

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