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"Ok ... now what?" I hadn’t thought that far | |||
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"I looked. Nothing happened " Not for you maybe…  | |||
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"Ok ... now what? I hadn’t thought that far" You're letting our simian brethren down man!!! | |||
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"Fuck sake! I looked. There was no tea, and no monkeys. Not happy!" Yeah… I’m not even sorry | |||
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"Ok ... now what? I hadn’t thought that far You're letting our simian brethren down man!!!" There is no master plan, I’m making this shit up as I go along! | |||
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"No, really. Look at me! Oooh, don't mind if I do "Want another peek? | |||
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"I can't see me anywhere " It’s a mirror in which you see everyone’s reflection but your own | |||
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"No, really. Look at me! " I’m a drama queen if that’s your thiiiiiiiiiiing baby | |||
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"No, really. Look at me! Oooh, don't mind if I do
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"Ok ... now what? I hadn’t thought that far You're letting our simian brethren down man!!! There is no master plan, I’m making this shit up as I go along! " And then throwing said shit? | |||
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"No, really. Look at me! I’m a drama queen if that’s your thiiiiiiiiiiing baby" I don’t know if I should be happy that I got that reference | |||
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"No. I am not a performing monkey ffs. Posh "Oh you know that you love giving a bit of hairy eyeball | |||
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"No, really. Look at me! Oooh, don't mind if I do
Want another peek?
Don't mind if I do. Can I touch it? "Again? Oh go on then | |||
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"Ok ... now what? I hadn’t thought that far You're letting our simian brethren down man!!! There is no master plan, I’m making this shit up as I go along! And then throwing said shit?" I’m not a complete animal! | |||
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"Ok ... now what? I hadn’t thought that far You're letting our simian brethren down man!!! There is no master plan, I’m making this shit up as I go along! And then throwing said shit? I’m not a complete animal! "  Good man ... erm .. monkey | |||
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"No. I am not a performing monkey ffs. Posh
Oh you know that you love giving a bit of hairy eyeball "It's called "keeping an eye on you". That's different P | |||
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"No, really. Look at me! I’m a drama queen if that’s your thiiiiiiiiiiing baby I don’t know if I should be happy that I got that reference " I googled it  | |||
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 did i look the wrong way?? Px | |||
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"No. I am not a performing monkey ffs. Posh "You'd probably fall over anyway | |||
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"I'm peaking through the fingers of my left hand while wanking with the right. Have I missed it?" Anabelle! 
I'd like to say I'm surprised... but 
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"I'm peaking through the fingers of my left hand while wanking with the right. Have I missed it? Anabelle!
I'd like to say I'm surprised... but
Posh "Posh!! You know me so well | |||
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"No. I am not a performing monkey ffs. Posh
You'd probably fall over anyway "You think a thread where me and Red Monkey are already here is a good place to take the piss out of my balance challenges? Brave man. Brave, brave man. P | |||
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"No. I am not a performing monkey ffs. Posh
You'd probably fall over anyway
You think a thread where me and Red Monkey are already here is a good place to take the piss out of my balance challenges?
Brave man.
Brave, brave man.
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"No. I am not a performing monkey ffs. Posh
You'd probably fall over anyway
You think a thread where me and Red Monkey are already here is a good place to take the piss out of my balance challenges?
Brave man.
Brave, brave man.
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Oh they are here are they ..
I didn't say anything then "Sensible. Mind you... you tend not to speak, just send visual media
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"No. I am not a performing monkey ffs. Posh
You'd probably fall over anyway "This quote coming from you Grumpy? Funniest thing ever...... I swear it was you flat out on the floor at the last London Social, pint everywhere in front of everyone.....and don't even get me started on that massive A Board sign outside the shop! Ha ha ha | |||
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"Tea, didya figure out what happens after everyone looks? P "I'm expecting his cock does the can can on stage for us all | |||
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"No. I am not a performing monkey ffs. Posh
You'd probably fall over anyway
You think a thread where me and Red Monkey are already here is a good place to take the piss out of my balance challenges?
Brave man.
Brave, brave man.
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Oh they are here are they ..
I didn't say anything then
Sensible. Mind you... you tend not to speak, just send visual media
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"No, really. Look at me! " I looked …… and then wondered. Did you eat the biscuit? | |||
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"No. I am not a performing monkey ffs. Posh
You'd probably fall over anyway
This quote coming from you Grumpy?
Funniest thing ever......
I swear it was you flat out on the floor at the last London Social, pint everywhere in front of everyone.....and don't even get me started on that massive A Board sign outside the shop! Ha ha ha "I knew you'd bloody see this ... Don't miss a trick you  | |||
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"No. I am not a performing monkey ffs. Posh
You'd probably fall over anyway
This quote coming from you Grumpy?
Funniest thing ever......
I swear it was you flat out on the floor at the last London Social, pint everywhere in front of everyone.....and don't even get me started on that massive A Board sign outside the shop! Ha ha ha
I knew you'd bloody see this ...
Don't miss a trick you "Not when you're as predictable as a performing seal nope! | |||
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"No. I am not a performing monkey ffs. Posh
You'd probably fall over anyway
This quote coming from you Grumpy?
Funniest thing ever......
I swear it was you flat out on the floor at the last London Social, pint everywhere in front of everyone.....and don't even get me started on that massive A Board sign outside the shop! Ha ha ha
I knew you'd bloody see this ...
Don't miss a trick you
Not when you're as predictable as a performing seal nope! "I will NOT be falling over next week | |||
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"Tea, didya figure out what happens after everyone looks? P
I'm expecting his cock does the can can on stage for us all "Erm...
Will it have a feathered headdress?
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"I'm peaking through the fingers of my left hand while typing with the right. Have I missed it?" It all depends on what you saw… | |||
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"i did as i was told, and nothing happened did i look the wrong way?? Px "You need to look closer | |||
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"Tea, didya figure out what happens after everyone looks? P "I was hoping that I’d be flooded with plaudits, platitudes and offers of sexual gratification. Alas | |||
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"I am looking deep into your display picture." You know what they say about avatars | |||
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"Tea, didya figure out what happens after everyone looks? P
I'm expecting his cock does the can can on stage for us all "Only for a select few | |||
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"No, really. Look at me! I looked …… and then wondered. Did you eat the biscuit? " No, it’s still here… | |||
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"Tea, didya figure out what happens after everyone looks? P
I was hoping that I’d be flooded with plaudits, platitudes and offers of sexual gratification.
Alas"Oh. Bugger (exclamation, not requested or offer, you'll be relieved to know). You make good coffee and don't smell bad. How did I do?
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"I am looking deep into your display picture. You know what they say about avatars" If it ain't broke don't fix it? Or something like that. I think I see a doorknob glistening behind you in the gentle light of the darkness. | |||
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"Tea, didya figure out what happens after everyone looks? P
I'm expecting his cock does the can can on stage for us all
Erm...
Will it have a feathered headdress?
P "That might be fun to stroke | |||
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"Tea, didya figure out what happens after everyone looks? P
I was hoping that I’d be flooded with plaudits, platitudes and offers of sexual gratification.
Alas
Oh.
Bugger (exclamation, not requested or offer, you'll be relieved to know).
You make good coffee and don't smell bad. How did I do?
P "Wonderful, you’re a fantastic wing woman. I’m so glad that we’re friends | |||
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"I am looking deep into your display picture. You know what they say about avatars If it ain't broke don't fix it? Or something like that. I think I see a doorknob glistening behind you in the gentle light of the darkness. " I was thinking of bastardising the line of them being the windows to the soul or summat. Now I’m zooming in on my pictures | |||
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"Tea, didya figure out what happens after everyone looks? P
I'm expecting his cock does the can can on stage for us all
Erm...
Will it have a feathered headdress?
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That might be fun to stroke "Try it… | |||
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"Tea, didya figure out what happens after everyone looks? P
I was hoping that I’d be flooded with plaudits, platitudes and offers of sexual gratification.
Alas
Oh.
Bugger (exclamation, not requested or offer, you'll be relieved to know).
You make good coffee and don't smell bad. How did I do?
P
Wonderful, you’re a fantastic wing woman. I’m so glad that we’re friends "You totally are. I mean, I could tell everyone that you have a mighty penis that can go for hours, you can breathe through your ears *and* you have a lovely sofa, but I figured the coffee and smell thing was more important 
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"Tea, didya figure out what happens after everyone looks? P
I was hoping that I’d be flooded with plaudits, platitudes and offers of sexual gratification.
Alas
Oh.
Bugger (exclamation, not requested or offer, you'll be relieved to know).
You make good coffee and don't smell bad. How did I do?
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Wonderful, you’re a fantastic wing woman. I’m so glad that we’re friends
You totally are.
I mean, I could tell everyone that you have a mighty penis that can go for hours, you can breathe through your ears *and* you have a lovely sofa, but I figured the coffee and smell thing was more important
P "Where can my penis go for hours to?! At least you’re being honest, I do make an awesome cuppa and my sofa is very comfy | |||
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"Tea, didya figure out what happens after everyone looks? P
I was hoping that I’d be flooded with plaudits, platitudes and offers of sexual gratification.
Alas
Oh.
Bugger (exclamation, not requested or offer, you'll be relieved to know).
You make good coffee and don't smell bad. How did I do?
P
Wonderful, you’re a fantastic wing woman. I’m so glad that we’re friends
You totally are.
I mean, I could tell everyone that you have a mighty penis that can go for hours, you can breathe through your ears *and* you have a lovely sofa, but I figured the coffee and smell thing was more important
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Where can my penis go for hours to?!
At least you’re being honest, I do make an awesome cuppa and my sofa is very comfy"I don't bloody know! I'm doing my best! You're never flipping happy, you 
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"I once saw a monkey sitting in the passenger seat of a van on the M5 near Bristol. Now that indeed was a sight to behold. Highlight of my decade that. Having bewitched you by my charming anecdote I’ll drop you twinkingly filthy whispered (oooft). Cos you’re well doinkable. (Was that what you were hoping for?) "That was definitely the kind of thing that I was hoping for. Thank you beautiful lady
Was the monkey signalling for a left turn? | |||
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"That might be fun to stroke
Try it… "Is it try before you buy? Can I return it if I don't like it but leave it in good condition? (This seems unlikely, I imagine there'll be signs of wear and tear) | |||
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"That might be fun to stroke
Try it…
Is it try before you buy? Can I return it if I don't like it but leave it in good condition?
(This seems unlikely, I imagine there'll be signs of wear and tear)"You won’t like my cock? Rude | |||
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""Made you look" - EJ "I’ve just looked lots… This is the wrong way around | |||
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"That might be fun to stroke
Try it…
Is it try before you buy? Can I return it if I don't like it but leave it in good condition?
(This seems unlikely, I imagine there'll be signs of wear and tear)
You won’t like my cock?
Rude"Remote possibility of course | |||
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"I once saw a monkey sitting in the passenger seat of a van on the M5 near Bristol. Now that indeed was a sight to behold. Highlight of my decade that. Having bewitched you by my charming anecdote I’ll drop you twinkingly filthy whispered (oooft). Cos you’re well doinkable. (Was that what you were hoping for?)
That was definitely the kind of thing that I was hoping for. Thank you beautiful lady
Was the monkey signalling for a left turn? " | |||
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"That might be fun to stroke
Try it…
Is it try before you buy? Can I return it if I don't like it but leave it in good condition?
(This seems unlikely, I imagine there'll be signs of wear and tear)
You won’t like my cock?
Rude
Remote possibility of course "At the risk of being indiscreet, you’ve already met me twice… | |||
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"That might be fun to stroke
Try it…
Is it try before you buy? Can I return it if I don't like it but leave it in good condition?
(This seems unlikely, I imagine there'll be signs of wear and tear)
You won’t like my cock?
Rude
Remote possibility of course
At the risk of being indiscreet, you’ve already met me twice…"I know, and you rudely stayed fully dressed on one of those occasions And I didn't dislike your cock even a little bit | |||
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"That might be fun to stroke
Try it…
Is it try before you buy? Can I return it if I don't like it but leave it in good condition?
(This seems unlikely, I imagine there'll be signs of wear and tear)
You won’t like my cock?
Rude
Remote possibility of course
At the risk of being indiscreet, you’ve already met me twice…
I know, and you rudely stayed fully dressed on one of those occasions
And I didn't dislike your cock even a little bit "I lament my choices | |||
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"Is this a look into my eyes not around the eyes but into the eyes kinda thing?? " Give it a whirl… | |||
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"Is this a look into my eyes not around the eyes but into the eyes kinda thing?? " Oooh... can I look at this one please Tea?
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"Is this a look into my eyes not around the eyes but into the eyes kinda thing?? Oooh... can I look at this one please Tea?
Posh "you have seen my eyes ffs lol | |||
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"Is this a look into my eyes not around the eyes but into the eyes kinda thing?? Oooh... can I look at this one please Tea?
Posh you have seen my eyes ffs lol"I have... Happy to look into them more though
And it'll keep me out of trouble with Tea... I'm a shite wing woman apparently
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"what am i looking at other than tits and ass " Hey Tea Monkey - when did you grow tits?! | |||
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"Is this a look into my eyes not around the eyes but into the eyes kinda thing?? Oooh... can I look at this one please Tea?
Posh "Sheesh! This thread was meant to be about me! | |||
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"Ooh… I looked "Oh good! | |||
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"Is this a look into my eyes not around the eyes but into the eyes kinda thing?? Oooh... can I look at this one please Tea?
Posh
Sheesh! This thread was meant to be about me! "He will keep me quiet. You like me quiet | |||
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"what am i looking at other than tits and ass " You’re looking at the wrong profile if that’s what you’re seeing | |||
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"Looked. Now what?" My deepest thanks for taking part | |||
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"what am i looking at other than tits and ass " You’ve been perving again haven’t you? | |||
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"what am i looking at other than tits and ass Hey Tea Monkey - when did you grow tits?! "I mean, I had a lot of mince pies over Christmas | |||
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"Looked. Now what? My deepest thanks for taking part" Well you have had hours to come up with something - could at least have taken a new pic!  | |||
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"Is this a look into my eyes not around the eyes but into the eyes kinda thing?? Oooh... can I look at this one please Tea?
Posh
Sheesh! This thread was meant to be about me!
He will keep me quiet. You like me quiet "Are you being a wing woman or not? | |||
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"Looked. Now what? My deepest thanks for taking part Well you have had hours to come up with something - could at least have taken a new pic! "I did! Just not of me | |||
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"Is there a bribe of cake for looking?" Yep, lots of cake | |||
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"Looked. Now what? My deepest thanks for taking part Well you have had hours to come up with something - could at least have taken a new pic!
I did! Just not of me"Pffft! | |||
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"Is there a bribe of cake for looking? Yep, lots of cake" In | |||
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"Is this a look into my eyes not around the eyes but into the eyes kinda thing?? Oooh... can I look at this one please Tea?
Posh
Sheesh! This thread was meant to be about me!
He will keep me quiet. You like me quiet
Are you being a wing woman or not? "D Fine. You should be able to tell by now... I'm sulking. Come one and all... look at Tea. He's all manly manly shaped and everything
Better? | |||
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"what am i looking at other than tits and ass You’ve been perving again haven’t you? "me never im innocent | |||
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"what am i looking at other than tits and ass You’ve been perving again haven’t you?
me never im innocent"^^ this is a lie | |||
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"Is this a look into my eyes not around the eyes but into the eyes kinda thing?? Oooh... can I look at this one please Tea?
Posh
Sheesh! This thread was meant to be about me!
He will keep me quiet. You like me quiet
Are you being a wing woman or not?
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Fine.
You should be able to tell by now... I'm sulking.
Come one and all... look at Tea. He's all manly manly shaped and everything
Better?"Much. Ta | |||
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"I once saw a monkey sitting in the passenger seat of a van on the M5 near Bristol. Now that indeed was a sight to behold. Highlight of my decade that. Having bewitched you by my charming anecdote I’ll drop you twinkingly filthy whispered (oooft). Cos you’re well doinkable. (Was that what you were hoping for?)
That was definitely the kind of thing that I was hoping for. Thank you beautiful lady
Was the monkey signalling for a left turn? "He was hanging a right I think. | |||
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"I once saw a monkey sitting in the passenger seat of a van on the M5 near Bristol. Now that indeed was a sight to behold. Highlight of my decade that. Having bewitched you by my charming anecdote I’ll drop you twinkingly filthy whispered (oooft). Cos you’re well doinkable. (Was that what you were hoping for?)
That was definitely the kind of thing that I was hoping for. Thank you beautiful lady
Was the monkey signalling for a left turn?
He was hanging a right I think."This is where prehensile arms have the edge | |||
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"No, really. Look at me! " Looking at you. Monkey present, no tea! False advertisement. Where is the tea fucker? | |||
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"LOOK AT ME!!!
Since you insist. Nice ass. "It’s only polite if I look back right? Incredible ass | |||
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