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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How shit is it going to bed alone night after night, with no end in sight?

In the immortal words of Spinal Tap “turn it up to 11”

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Reframe how you think of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its complete arse-gravy.

Its been 9yrs now. The novelty wears off after a few years.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

0? Can I choose 0 or does it have to be 1?

I love my own bed and my own space. When it's time to sleep I want everyone else to fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was a ten,but after 7 years I'm used to it so probably be a 4 now,though The winter months are the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely love it. I hate having to share a bed with someone. I’m awful to share with, i starfish and wriggle. Only ones I share my bed with are my dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how you look at it.......

It's been way too long since I had female company in my bed. I've probably forgotten how to moan by now. What if I forget how to do it and bark instead?

But on the other hand, I have a super-king bed. I can starfish across the middle of it (and still not touch both sides) without getting a dig in the ribs. Plus....I have control of the TV remote every night so....it's not all bad

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Ok Harlot, jump in.

Just keep ya cold feet off of our legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok Harlot, jump in.

Just keep ya cold feet off of our legs!"

Utter filth

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"How shit is it going to bed alone night after night, with no end in sight?

In the immortal words of Spinal Tap “turn it up to 11”"

Perhaps the bad part is thinking there’s no end in sight?

Nobody knows the future, you can maybe get what you want?

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By *eladeCouple
over a year ago

hull

I love haveing a bed to myself,yes I also like to share it x

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

I love my bed to myself, can stretch out & don't wake up with things poking into me..

Don't get kicked, or get woken up by snoring or farting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How shit is it going to bed alone night after night, with no end in sight?

In the immortal words of Spinal Tap “turn it up to 11”"

You had me at spinal tap!!!

I have my ups and down of feeling lonely at night. It’s an odd feeling I can’t get used to. I also relate this to my sleeping problems.

I might buy a teddy.

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

I love my own company when sleeping,someone would have to be very special for me to be that intimate.

I do miss middle of the night loveliness and obviously morning naughtiness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I absolutely love it. I hate having to share a bed with someone. I’m awful to share with, i starfish and wriggle. Only ones I share my bed with are my dogs

I wouldn’t mind sleeping next to your puppies….

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"Depends how you look at it.......

It's been way too long since I had female company in my bed. I've probably forgotten how to moan by now. What if I forget how to do it and bark instead?

Love the sound of your bed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm 0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im trying to get used to it.. but yeah.. not a fan yet. Px

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"How shit is it going to bed alone night after night, with no end in sight?

In the immortal words of Spinal Tap “turn it up to 11”

You had me at spinal tap!!!

I have my ups and down of feeling lonely at night. It’s an odd feeling I can’t get used to. I also relate this to my sleeping problems.

I might buy a teddy.

You would look good in a teddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im trying to get used to it.. but yeah.. not a fan yet. Px "

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Hey it doesn't bother me but i do like having a partner

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"im trying to get used to it.. but yeah.. not a fan yet. Px

How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Unfirtilised?

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"How shit is it going to bed alone night after night, with no end in sight?

In the immortal words of Spinal Tap “turn it up to 11”"

Would give it a 5/10

I like to sleep in starfish position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How shit is it going to bed alone night after night, with no end in sight?

In the immortal words of Spinal Tap “turn it up to 11”"

Honestly, I'm fucking glad tonight!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I don't mind having the bed to myself but it does suck some nights, it's nice having sex and then snuggling up naked and falling asleep with someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really struggle to sleep alone to be honest so I have to agree with you Harlot. I miss snuggling up to watch TV in bed with a lady's head on my chest cuddling in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my bed to myself but I do miss the morning spooning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't mind having the bed to myself but it does suck some nights, it's nice having sex and then snuggling up naked and falling asleep with someone "

I miss that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends how you look at it.......

It's been way too long since I had female company in my bed. I've probably forgotten how to moan by now. What if I forget how to do it and bark instead?

Love the sound of your bed.."

There's a big space in it currently if you wanna come try it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I love it

No snoring/farting/moans about how hot or cold the room is or that your mattress and pillows aren’t like theirs

I’d happily put up with that again. But for now, this suits me perfectly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change the thinking the frame of reference will.change and the perspective attached to it

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

It's shit, but you get used to it.

I do miss the warmth of a woman's body next to though

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Oh I love it

No snoring/farting/moans about how hot or cold the room is or that your mattress and pillows aren’t like theirs

I’d happily put up with that again. But for now, this suits me perfectly

I don't snore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't mind having the bed to myself but it does suck some nights, it's nice having sex and then snuggling up naked and falling asleep with someone "

Oh man.....it's been way too long since I had that feeling

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Oh I love it

No snoring/farting/moans about how hot or cold the room is or that your mattress and pillows aren’t like theirs

I’d happily put up with that again. But for now, this suits me perfectly

To be fair, your snoring and farting isn’t too bad

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don't mind having the bed to myself but it does suck some nights, it's nice having sex and then snuggling up naked and falling asleep with someone

I miss that

Me too, I could do with it a few nights a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How shit is it going to bed alone night after night, with no end in sight?

In the immortal words of Spinal Tap “turn it up to 11”

You had me at spinal tap!!!

I have my ups and down of feeling lonely at night. It’s an odd feeling I can’t get used to. I also relate this to my sleeping problems.

I might buy a teddy.

You would look good in a teddy

To cuddle!! Not wear, you weirdo!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don't mind having the bed to myself but it does suck some nights, it's nice having sex and then snuggling up naked and falling asleep with someone

Oh man.....it's been way too long since I had that feeling

I sleep much better that way

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I couldn't imagine sharing a bed, night after night, with a snoring, farting, mattress hogging person again.

I like being able to lay in bed at night, eating a satsuma whilst chatting rubbish on here.

They would have to be an exceptional person to get a permanent spot under my Matalan duvet.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I love sleeping alone. I was partnered virtually non-stop from 15 to beyond 40, though not with the same person, and having my own space still feels rare and luxurious. I ALSO love waking to the smell, sound, touch, and warmth of a person I love.

There should definitely be a service for non-sexual sleeping with someone, though, OP.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Sleeping with my ex was torture .

Had to make sure my toenails didn't touch him. He would tell me to put my arm around him but moan when I breathed on him, so I'd have to stretch my neck up, which made me panic.

Any noise I made when I breathed would get me a dig in the ribs.

I struggle to relax in bed with a man now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sleeping with my ex was torture .

Had to make sure my toenails didn't touch him. He would tell me to put my arm around him but moan when I breathed on him, so I'd have to stretch my neck up, which made me panic.

Any noise I made when I breathed would get me a dig in the ribs.

I struggle to relax in bed with a man now.

He sounds like a right cunt

Glad you’re shut of him now

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Sleeping with my ex was torture .

Had to make sure my toenails didn't touch him. He would tell me to put my arm around him but moan when I breathed on him, so I'd have to stretch my neck up, which made me panic.

Any noise I made when I breathed would get me a dig in the ribs.

I struggle to relax in bed with a man now.

He sounds like a right cunt

Glad you’re shut of him now "

So am I

Typing this from the left edge of a double bed.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Sleeping with my ex was torture .

Had to make sure my toenails didn't touch him. He would tell me to put my arm around him but moan when I breathed on him, so I'd have to stretch my neck up, which made me panic.

Any noise I made when I breathed would get me a dig in the ribs.

I struggle to relax in bed with a man now.

He sounds like a right cunt

Glad you’re shut of him now

So am I

Typing this from the left edge of a double bed."

One of my exs is a alcoholic and used to wake up around 2-3am and start having a argument with me most nights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And that’s me off to bed… alone…. Again

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"How shit is it going to bed alone night after night, with no end in sight?

In the immortal words of Spinal Tap “turn it up to 11”"

I've never known any different.

It's nice letting rip without worry about the other person though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does having a dog count as going to bed alone ?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I actually prefer to sleep alone.

Cuddling is lovely of course but even then I tend to find it a bit restrictive after a while.

Maybe I’m just a miserable bastard I guess.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh god I love it! I don’t want anyone sleeping in my bed ever. It’s mine!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

10 years of shit

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Oh god I love it! I don’t want anyone sleeping in my bed ever. It’s mine!

Who said anything about sleeping there?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Oh god I love it! I don’t want anyone sleeping in my bed ever. It’s mine!

Who said anything about sleeping there?

Haha. Still not in my bed though. I don’t want anyone in it

. Hotel beds or other people’s beds is fine. Ain’t nobody getting in here

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I have a love/hate attitude to it,

Love being able to starfish out in it, but hate knowing he's in his bed alone as well

Tinder x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Sleeping with my ex was torture .

Had to make sure my toenails didn't touch him. He would tell me to put my arm around him but moan when I breathed on him, so I'd have to stretch my neck up, which made me panic.

Any noise I made when I breathed would get me a dig in the ribs.

I struggle to relax in bed with a man now.

He sounds like a right cunt

Glad you’re shut of him now

So am I

Typing this from the left edge of a double bed.

One of my exs is a alcoholic and used to wake up around 2-3am and start having a argument with me most nights "

It's mental torture. Your bed should be your safe, happy place.

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By *heodore21Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"I love my own company when sleeping,someone would have to be very special for me to be that intimate.

I do miss middle of the night loveliness and obviously morning naughtiness."

I totally agree with you ...

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"Depends how you look at it.......

It's been way too long since I had female company in my bed. I've probably forgotten how to moan by now. What if I forget how to do it and bark instead?

Love the sound of your bed..

There's a big space in it currently if you wanna come try it out

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Normally having a king size bed all to myself is great however, since returning from holiday and traveling with a friend sleeping alone sucks and not in a good way…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It stopped bothering me a long time ago, I have a bed to myself with nobody stealing the covers and no risk of waking somebody up when I decide to go to bed late

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By *uiet LightMan
over a year ago

Hove

It does suck the big one OP, I feel you... strange times we're in, we some of the most powerful means of communication ever developed in the palm of our hands, yet we're more disconnected from each other than ever

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

Over 12 years in bed alone

Sometimes you just want someone cuddle up tòo

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I want someone to cwtch and share a bed with and fall asleep next to.

Then I want them to piss off and let me sleep on my own in whatever strange position my body chooses.

They they can come back and cwtch some more just before wake up time.

Surely that's not too much to ask?

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By *ick NG10Man
over a year ago

long eaton

Been on my own a year now and while i do sometimes miss nighttime cuddles and morning fumbles i do quite like having the bed to myself being 6ft4 and 16st i can now spread out a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love having the bed to myself, when I’m too hot one end I swap sides gege

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I've been single for 3 years & love having the bed to myself

Even when I have had a man stay over, he has to sleep in the spare room!!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'll give it 5 as I like my space within my bed none of this pulling the duvet cover shit you know where you stand

than being left half naked and no duvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been 12 years got used to it and I'm a crap sleeper anyway so no worries in waking anyone up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been 12 years got used to it and I'm a crap sleeper anyway so no worries in waking anyone up "

I’m a crap sleeper too… as for white boxers

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I am selfish in bed and love sleeping alone, as I overheat when being cuddled for too long, add that to menopause and a shit nights sleep ahead is common when sharing a bed, so I trend the cuddles, kiss and roll away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having just woken up, waking up alone is shit too

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Wank 1 No wank 10. Post nut clarity is the key.

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

"0? Can I choose 0 or does it have to be 1?

I love my own bed and my own space. When it's time to sleep I want everyone else to fuck off

This. Loved the fun, loved the frollicks, loved the company.

Now, fuck off I am going to sleep.

Alone and I love that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I love to sleep alone, but never actually alone. The cat provides purring company.

We have a emperor size bed 200cm x 200cm and when we sleep together, it still isn't enough. Fel being 6"4 doesn't help. Alice's ass also takes up more than her share. Think we need an upgrade to the Alaskan king bed.

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

There is a strong theme here.

Jiggy time and sleep time are seperate things.

Fortunately. Lol

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