FabSwingers.com forum: Why it so goddamn difficult?? /s

By *heBlowins OP Couple
over a year ago

West Cork

I have 10 slightly different angles of my average size penis, 5 words on my profile, and start every conversation with, "yo gurl sup".

What am I doing wrong??

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

3 whole words in your opening message? AND punctuation?

You think we have time to read your ridiculous novels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a comma and an apostrophe...

Yo gurl, s'up

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Nothing wrong....just can't understand it!

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By *edstockings2Couple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

You forgot the dick pic next to a TV remote or over the tolet x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It sounds perfectly acceptable to me; Clearly any lady who ignores such an intro must be a fake…

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By *heBlowins OP Couple
over a year ago

West Cork

"You need a comma and an apostrophe...

Yo gurl, s'up"

Or, "yo, gurl sup" = a delicious starter

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Start some psychotically fascistic Forum threads having a go at trans people or supporting sex traffickers. Ideally, demonstrate complete ignorance of the topic, and a pathological, aggressive unwillingness to learn.

Women love it when you show your personality.

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By *heBlowins OP Couple
over a year ago

West Cork

"Start some psychotically fascistic Forum threads having a go at trans people or supporting sex traffickers. Ideally, demonstrate complete ignorance of the topic, and a pathological, aggressive unwillingness to learn.

Women love it when you show your personality.

That escalated quickly

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I have 10 slightly different angles of my average size penis, 5 words on my profile, and start every conversation with, "yo gurl sup".

What am I doing wrong??

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you know exactly what youre doing right, good luck guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would add to your opening message - 'want some ribena?'

Works a treat, you're welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 10 slightly different angles of my average size penis, 5 words on my profile, and start every conversation with, "yo gurl sup".

What am I doing wrong??

Forgetting meet me know, thankme later op

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

You need to have lots of photos of you hanging out of the back of lots of women.

It instills in a woman a competitive instinct and before you know it, she'll be begging for you to hang out the back of her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to accompany your messages with a photo of you that is a bit foggy, with sunglasses/a ski mask, uploaded to fabs in 2014

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to accompany your messages with a photo of you that is a bit foggy, with sunglasses/a ski mask, uploaded to fabs in 2014

I'll bring a ski mask to the meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women love it when you show your personality.

Fuck that’s hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re supposed to say “I’m in the area for work , fancy a meet” it makes the women panic thinking they’ll miss their chance.

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Its definitely not you its them stupid couples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its definitely not you its them stupid couples.

Hey stupid! You look nice

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By *heBlowins OP Couple
over a year ago

West Cork

"Its definitely not you its them stupid couples.

Couples are the WORST. Tf do they think they're doing on a swinger site??

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By *eladeCouple
over a year ago

hull

If you read there bio and start your first message something you have read that help

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"You need to accompany your messages with a photo of you that is a bit foggy, with sunglasses/a ski mask, uploaded to fabs in 2014

Ha ha ha I've seen so many of these

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