FabSwingers.com forum: Thirsty Thursday

By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I am at the bar what’s your libation, what’s your tipple first round on me. Can’t fault when the landlord says Try this and gives you a rather nice white port.

So get your orders in now.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Cointreau and cranberry please.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Really really big glass of red please. Rioja preferably.

Or just the bottle & a straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please may I have a bottle of your finest Pinot please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bailey's and Cherryade please

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Boè violet gin with lemonade followed by a Penis Colada then a shot of black sambucca

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boè violet gin with lemonade followed by a Penis Colada then a shot of black sambucca

I've got the penis if you can provide the colada?

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Pint. Of whisky.

Please.

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

A dark and stormy please with a slice of lime

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Pint of Jack and Coke, please, cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blackjuice nice n strong and soda water, live life on the edge

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"I am at the bar what’s your libation, what’s your tipple first round on me. Can’t fault when the landlord says Try this and gives you a rather nice white port.

So get your orders in now."

I've not had a white port for ages. I'll have one of those please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old fashioned with makers mark bourbon and orange angostura bitters, instead of regular ones on the rocks please

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Blimey I think some are taking my new yr generosity too far

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Good evening

A super large double Disarano and Coca-Cola please, that will just slip down nicely

First day back at work today after 10 off and it wasn't too bad but I'd rather not have been there

Cherry x

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Pina colada please

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Blimey I think some are taking my new yr generosity too far

Mine is only £2.29 at Spoons. I'm a cheap date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goes and picks a quiet little cosy corner with my bottle of Pinot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tia Maria and plus a strong espresso martini please barkeep

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Large bacardi and diet cola please

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Blimey I think some are taking my new yr generosity too far

Mine is only £2.29 at Spoons. I'm a cheap date

Lol you never asked for a pint of whisky

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Boè violet gin with lemonade followed by a Penis Colada then a shot of black sambucca

I've got the penis if you can provide the colada?

I have some I made earlier

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Cup of Earl Grey please. I’m being good

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Cup of Earl Grey please. I’m being good

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Cup of Earl Grey please. I’m being good

I bought some loose leaf in Cardew's the other day. Shall I make a pot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am at the bar what’s your libation, what’s your tipple first round on me. Can’t fault when the landlord says Try this and gives you a rather nice white port.

So get your orders in now."

I'll take an Old Fashioned thanks, barkeep. And whatever you're having, too.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Cup of Earl Grey please. I’m being good

I bought some loose leaf in Cardew's the other day. Shall I make a pot?"

Oh yes please. That sounds perfect

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Can I just get a latte please

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By *os Amantes 22Couple
over a year ago

sexy lane

Can we have 2 ciders please

And one for yourself

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

All orders sorted

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Cup of Earl Grey please. I’m being good

I bought some loose leaf in Cardew's the other day. Shall I make a pot?

Oh yes please. That sounds perfect

Coming up. Biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havana club selección de maestros. Neat.

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Tea in a bar is fine

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Cointreau and cranberry please."

No cranberry and I'm in

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I am at the bar what’s your libation, what’s your tipple first round on me. Can’t fault when the landlord says Try this and gives you a rather nice white port.

So get your orders in now."
evening Op

Could i get a Guinness with a Teeling single Grain on the side, drop of water no ice,,

And you for yourself,

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Tea in a bar is fine "

Well if not can I have a tonic water please lovely. Take one for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea in a bar is fine

Well if not can I have a tonic water please lovely. Take one for yourself

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can I join you my lovely?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Tea in a bar is fine

Well if not can I have a tonic water please lovely. Take one for yourself

can I join you my lovely?

Of course you can. 2 tonic waters please OP. Hold the gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea in a bar is fine

Well if not can I have a tonic water please lovely. Take one for yourself

can I join you my lovely?

Of course you can. 2 tonic waters please OP. Hold the gin

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Tea in a bar is fine

Well if not can I have a tonic water please lovely. Take one for yourself

can I join you my lovely?

Of course you can. 2 tonic waters please OP. Hold the gin

It’s January

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea in a bar is fine

Well if not can I have a tonic water please lovely. Take one for yourself

can I join you my lovely?

Of course you can. 2 tonic waters please OP. Hold the gin

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shall we sit at the bar or by the fire in that little cosy corner over there?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Tea in a bar is fine

Well if not can I have a tonic water please lovely. Take one for yourself

can I join you my lovely?

Of course you can. 2 tonic waters please OP. Hold the gin

shall we sit at the bar or by the fire in that little cosy corner over there?

Oh by the fire please. I do love an open fire x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea in a bar is fine

Well if not can I have a tonic water please lovely. Take one for yourself

can I join you my lovely?

Of course you can. 2 tonic waters please OP. Hold the gin

shall we sit at the bar or by the fire in that little cosy corner over there?

Oh by the fire please. I do love an open fire x"
can I take your coat my lovely?

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Tea in a bar is fine

Well if not can I have a tonic water please lovely. Take one for yourself

can I join you my lovely?

Of course you can. 2 tonic waters please OP. Hold the gin

My last “meet” and social in a pub my date drank pots of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latte please

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Latte please

Anything you like lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latte please

Anything you like lovely xx"

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latte please

"
hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilled glass of champagne, please

Nikki x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime 0% please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latte please

hello

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latte please

hello

Hello "
can I join you please,it’s a little lonely here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latte please

hello

Hello can I join you please,it’s a little lonely here

Yeah why not but bring over another latte please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latte please

hello

Hello can I join you please,it’s a little lonely here

Yeah why not but bring over another latte please

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have you drank that already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latte please

At this time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latte please

At this time?

Yeah I like my coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latte please

hello

Hello can I join you please,it’s a little lonely here

Yeah why not but bring over another latte please

have you drank that already

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latte please

hello

Hello can I join you please,it’s a little lonely here

Yeah why not but bring over another latte please

have you drank that already

Yep

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how much is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Guinness for me

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Johnny Walker Black Label please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latte please

At this time?

Yeah I like my coffee

As do I to be fair, I'll just have a decaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latte please

At this time?

Yeah I like my coffee

As do I to be fair, I'll just have a decaf

God no, not decaf

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Latte please

hello

Hello can I join you please,it’s a little lonely here

So sorry. Did my tea get cold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was fine until reading this thread and now really want a Guinness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latte please

hello

Hello can I join you please,it’s a little lonely here

So sorry. Did my tea get cold?

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yep it’s in the wash !!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Latte please

hello

Hello can I join you please,it’s a little lonely here

So sorry. Did my tea get cold?

yep it’s in the wash !!

Oh bugger. I best have a large Jameson then please

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By *ick NG10Man
over a year ago

long eaton

Nice single malt whisky or a pint of good real ale please barman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latte please

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can I get you a biscuit or anything you want with that my lovely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latte please

At this time?

Yeah I like my coffee

As do I to be fair, I'll just have a decaf

God no, not decaf

Some decent decaf coffees if you know where to get them

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Blimey I think some are taking my new yr generosity too far

Mine is only £2.29 at Spoons. I'm a cheap date

Lol you never asked for a pint of whisky"

Doesn't need to be a single malt, wouldn't wanna take the piss

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I am home from the pub, I have a rather nice 16 yr old single malt x

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

I’ve tried most beverages from the shelf and know I don’t like port, wine or vodka as it just plain disagrees with me (last time I had only one and I ended up in hospital with what they think was some sort or allergic reaction) I’m Rum (spiced or Lord Nelson’s on ice) Chambord (with white grape shloer) or Whiskey so you can surprise me within reason depending what your wearing when you serve it.

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I’ve tried most beverages from the shelf and know I don’t like port, wine or vodka as it just plain disagrees with me (last time I had only one and I ended up in hospital with what they think was some sort or allergic reaction) I’m Rum (spiced or Lord Nelson’s on ice) Chambord (with white grape shloer) or Whiskey so you can surprise me within reason depending what your wearing when you serve it. "

lol what do you want me wearing

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