FabSwingers.com forum: Dream Job

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am the cliché of the person who has time off over the New Year holiday and realises that I’d rather poke my eyes out than spend another year in my current role.

But what, in the name of all that is holy, shall I do?

Restaurant Critic would work beautifully for me.

But my question for you, is - are you doing your dream job?

Have you had it? Was it what you’d hoped?

Or are you still dreaming of yours?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I love my job but if i had a change i would teach but the younger children, they would appreciate it more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope I am not my dream job would be head fluffer on a porn set

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I want to open a domme studio. I adore doing that. I like my job but domming makes me tick, gets my heart going, excites me. To do that and get paid for it would be just wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im currently doing my dream job.. the kind of job where you cant wait to go to work (except when you've had time off and are knackered and now have 3 nights on the bounce

) Px

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Last year I went back to an industry I'd left 12 years before. Not sure it's a dream job, but I've not been this happy at work for a long time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there such a thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I've come to the same conclusion after two years of being miserable. Working with dogs in some way is my dream job, currently looking into how to make this happen.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I have no idea what my dream job is or would be but I do know I'm certainly not doing it currently.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

You should work where I work. You'd love it. By which I mean I'd love it.

I applied for two jobs simultaneously just after university. One was fir market research and I got their offer two days before the interview for the second...which was a roving researcher for The Good Pub Guide. What might have been!

But even more than that, my bandmate from my (honestly pretty good) Sixth Form College band writing to me 2 months into university inviting me to drop out because he was making a proper go of it. Honestly the hardest decision of my life. I agonised for a week before saying no. He's gone onto tour the world and have a fantastic career. But I still love my job enough to think I was (just about) right.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

When I was younger I was idealistic and full of excitement for my career. Now I’d rather get paid and go home. I still have my dream job. I know I’m lucky. It’s not the work that’s changed, it’s me. I just like other things more than my job nowadays.

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By *weetsmellingtreatsWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

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By *weetsmellingtreatsWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I am the cliché of the person who has time off over the New Year holiday and realises that I’d rather poke my eyes out than spend another year in my current role.

But what, in the name of all that is holy, shall I do?

Restaurant Critic would work beautifully for me.

But my question for you, is - are you doing your dream job?

Have you had it? Was it what you’d hoped?

Or are you still dreaming of yours?"

Genuinely love it and wish I’d done it earlier. Love every day and the people I work with are fantastic too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dreams and aspirations crushed at an early age so I continue in the job I'm in till I retire or drop down dead.

#dulldoldrums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there such a thing?"

Unemployed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say I have a dream job, would I have picked it year's ago likely not.

Job would be classed as dangerous,has extreme goals and targets to meet under immense pressure.

Work ridiculous hours which has a handsome pay.

Work 2/3rds of the year plus 28days hols

House+car+food allowance covered in whichever country I'm sent.

Flown home or to a country where ticket prices are equivalent.

Would I say I'm always happy nooo. But at the end of the year I look back and think not to shabby.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would say I have a dream job, would I have picked it year's ago likely not.

Job would be classed as dangerous,has extreme goals and targets to meet under immense pressure.

Work ridiculous hours which has a handsome pay.

Work 2/3rds of the year plus 28days hols

House+car+food allowance covered in whichever country I'm sent.

Flown home or to a country where ticket prices are equivalent.

Would I say I'm always happy nooo. But at the end of the year I look back and think not to shabby.

I’m dying to know what THIS is!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

If money wasn't an issue then barista at a small independent coffee shop. If I'm able to retire early, then would love to do it as a part time job

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

The guy that sweeps the hair at the barbers, but doesn't cut hair.

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Definitely not doing the dream job now, but to be honest don't actually know what the dream job would be. I'd thought of many things when younger, but never followed it up, but those jobs weren't paying as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope, I've come to the same conclusion after two years of being miserable. Working with dogs in some way is my dream job, currently looking into how to make this happen. "

Reliable bright volunteers are always needed at shelters, so I’m reliably informed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to open a domme studio. I adore doing that. I like my job but domming makes me tick, gets my heart going, excites me. To do that and get paid for it would be just wonderful

What’s stopping you…?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, I've come to the same conclusion after two years of being miserable. Working with dogs in some way is my dream job, currently looking into how to make this happen. "

That's a great dream, really hope you find a way to make it happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got into my dream career but even that is making me want to scream.

I wanna work with animals but in a good way. Like play with them all day but still earn decent money.

Anyone here that can make that happen for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giggalo

Crypto zoologist

Film Director

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By *os Amantes 22Couple
over a year ago

sexy lane

I have a job in mind but don't know the name for it..

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I have a job in mind but don't know the name for it..

Fluffer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit late now I’ve reached 40 (plus I was a bit shit at it lol), but I would have loved to be a professional rugby player.

Now, I’d love to do something that helps people - sadly the wages just aren’t there. But I do volunteer though.

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

We started this lifestyle a year ago & I found my love of so many different aspects of sex, if it had been 10-15 years ago id have tried to get into porn/call girl

but now as a 37yr old with a family, I'd have to say I always liked the idea of being a personal stylist or fashion designer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I had it for many years, and like everything you build huge expectations about...its not always as expected.

However! I had fantastic times, travelled, met people from all over and gained experiences that many pay for.

At times I moaned, but now I look around at some people's jobs and have to pinch myself how lucky I was.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'd love to work with hydroponics, but I don't want to do botanics at university, so that's what's stopping me

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m doing a job I quite enjoy and trying to make it better.

I’d love to do my dream job but dependants mean that I need a certain salary and a different career would mean lower pay and less regular pay too.

Have you got a dream job in mind, OP?

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I'd quite like to test yachts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate my job and have for months.

I will quit tomorrow, my boss doesn’t know yet which makes it even sweeter.

I start my new job on Monday, and there is some love in where I’m going, so I do have and will have some passion for what I’m doing.

Have I done my DREAM JOB yes. Theatre and TV, just bit parts, nothing that warranted asking for my autograph but it was where I needed to be when I was younger.

Op. There comes a time when you’ve goto move on, and I wish you luck in finding something better and what makes you happier than what your doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dream job was to work in forensic science but I never managed to achieve it. I don’t like the job I’m in at the minute but it pays the bills and allows me to be home for the kids most of the day, so I can’t complain too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have dream days in my job. Moments of greatness.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I am the cliché of the person who has time off over the New Year holiday and realises that I’d rather poke my eyes out than spend another year in my current role.

But what, in the name of all that is holy, shall I do?

Restaurant Critic would work beautifully for me.

But my question for you, is - are you doing your dream job?

Have you had it? Was it what you’d hoped?

Or are you still dreaming of yours?"

I have a opening for a plumbers mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was like you OP last New year. I was in a job but felt so very unhappy and unsettled and demotivated. I didn't want to go back to work after Christmas, I knew I had to change jobs.

I am now working for a local charity and I absolutely love it, I'm very happy.

To anyone out there who is unhappy in a situation, there is only you that can make the change to make things better for yourself.

I hope whatever you decide to do OP, you end up feeling happier.

Good luck.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I want to open a domme studio. I adore doing that. I like my job but domming makes me tick, gets my heart going, excites me. To do that and get paid for it would be just wonderful

Yep, pro Domme with my own dungeon would be amazing.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I always wanted to do archaeology I’m fascinated by history and historical artifacts

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By *ad Bod AdonisMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'd love to be able to write full time, but these days very few people are able to make a living from writing.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I had a job that I loved but was made redundant

I’m doing a job now that ticks a lot of boxes in terms of pay, hours etc so I can’t complain too much, but it’s sooo dull and I have no passion for it.

I’m keeping my eyes out for something new and hopefully if it’s meant to be it will be

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

I love my job.

One day at 5 in the morning (at work) I thought to myself if I didn’t change my job I’ d do it forever. I bit the bullet and went self employed late 2019 and I haven’t looked back since. Luckily my previous line of work will always be there if need be but I don’t think I’d go back unless desperate. It was a big risk but I’m so glad I did it.

I was always told “if you’re happy in job you will never work a day in your life” and that’s very true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst I do get satisfaction from my job (physio). I dislike the idea of working. Though if I could do anything, I would love to just review bike stuff. Just cycling about on new stuff and just giving my opinion.

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By *ristinapinkWoman
over a year ago

Staines-upon-Thames

My dream was journalism and I did it for a good few years. Then journalism took a turn for the sensationalism and I fell out of love with it.

Am in a completely different career now, advertising. My my dream nowadays is forensic science and I’m looking into how can I make it happen somehow.

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

I’ve been lucky to have really enjoyed my work in environmental health. However my dream job would be to lead quad bike tours on a tropical island somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dream job would be working for myself. Purely because I had the unfortunate experience of having a perfect job, where I worked the hours to suit me and had a wfh Friday every week, to be made redundant 8 months in. Was a good distance from home too.

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

I enjoy my current job, working on transitioning it onto a dream one. It's already hands on, varied and often satisfying. Just need to work on the right clientele to make it more creatively and financially rewarding

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By *old HoopsWoman
over a year ago

Near Chester

I had my dream job but couldn't continue it due to illness.

I enjoy the job I'm doing, but it's not a dream job. I don't have one of those anymore, but I'm grateful that I have in the past.

Like you though OP, I do want to make changes and have been updating my CV this week.

Good luck in whatever you decide.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I like my job, love my colleagues and the pay and benefits. It’s not at all my dream job, I don’t think such a thing exists.

If I had my time again, I’d want to be a midwife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always wanted to run a Rage Room. I reckon I'd probably smash all the profits myself though

Was always envious of my uncle when I was younger. He was Head Brewer at a local brewery - his job appeared to consist mainly of drinking beer all day to test the batches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not happy with my job but it fits around the hours I need and is a decent enough wage for the small hours.

I'd love to be a luxury hotel critic

but realistically I'd adore working with people with special needs and it's something I'm looking into for the future so fingers crossed it works out. I can imagine it's very rewarding, and it's also quite close to my heart.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I started training for my dream job after being made redundant but sadly had to put it on the back burner to fit around family life and my sons additional needs

Fast forward a year and I now work in the charity sector and can’t imagine doing anything else now, I really do love my job

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I am not doing my dream job, but I enjoy the work I do.

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Jenna Ortega's masseur..

( Can't do Wednesdays)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jenna Ortega's masseur..

( Can't do Wednesdays)

I really hope you're not a creepy age...

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"Jenna Ortega's masseur..

( Can't do Wednesdays)

I really hope you're not a creepy age..."

I really hope you find a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jenna Ortega's masseur..

( Can't do Wednesdays)

I really hope you're not a creepy age...

I really hope you find a sense of humour

Nah fuck those they sound boring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched '2022 from space' or something similar on C4 last night and am now obsessed with finding out how you get to study satellite pictures of earth and spot 'changes'

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Batwatch hired people to make sure the Nipples in the swimsuits were ever so perfect, so on knowing that snippet of info,

Taa fuck am i in my dream job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched '2022 from space' or something similar on C4 last night and am now obsessed with finding out how you get to study satellite pictures of earth and spot 'changes'

Do you get to put rings around 10 difference and a bonus point if you find Wally?

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

I do love my job

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I watched '2022 from space' or something similar on C4 last night and am now obsessed with finding out how you get to study satellite pictures of earth and spot 'changes'

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are these the people who found the weird sculptures in remote places?

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By *ure_heatMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I am the cliché of the person who has time off over the New Year holiday and realises that I’d rather poke my eyes out than spend another year in my current role.

But what, in the name of all that is holy, shall I do?

Restaurant Critic would work beautifully for me.

But my question for you, is - are you doing your dream job?

Have you had it? Was it what you’d hoped?

Or are you still dreaming of yours?"

RedForDanger's mind (and body) stimulator!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched '2022 from space' or something similar on C4 last night and am now obsessed with finding out how you get to study satellite pictures of earth and spot 'changes'

Do you get to put rings around 10 difference and a bonus point if you find Wally?

It looked like it at times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched '2022 from space' or something similar on C4 last night and am now obsessed with finding out how you get to study satellite pictures of earth and spot 'changes'

are these the people who found the weird sculptures in remote places? "

The spotted all sorts of incredible things-worth watching it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Batwatch hired people to make sure the Nipples in the swimsuits were ever so perfect, so on knowing that snippet of info,

Taa fuck am i in my dream job

Yes! There was a nipple tweaker on the set of Maid In Manhattan, for Jennifer Lopez, too. Imagine being told that’s your job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the cliché of the person who has time off over the New Year holiday and realises that I’d rather poke my eyes out than spend another year in my current role.

But what, in the name of all that is holy, shall I do?

Restaurant Critic would work beautifully for me.

But my question for you, is - are you doing your dream job?

Have you had it? Was it what you’d hoped?

Or are you still dreaming of yours?

RedForDanger's mind (and body) stimulator!"

She's done it again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batwatch hired people to make sure the Nipples in the swimsuits were ever so perfect, so on knowing that snippet of info,

Taa fuck am i in my dream job

Yes! There was a nipple tweaker on the set of Maid In Manhattan, for Jennifer Lopez, too. Imagine being told that’s your job

Or Kylies bum powder puffer

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'd love to own a small locksmith shop in a quiet town, cutting keys, going out and repairing locks, replacing them, gaining access including the odd safe.

Restoring antique locks and working in listed buildings.

Work hour's to suit and be part of a high street community.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my job, love my colleagues and the pay and benefits. It’s not at all my dream job, I don’t think such a thing exists.

If I had my time again, I’d want to be a midwife "

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By *uck a duckMan
over a year ago

wales

One I can do 36hrs a week not 72hrs like I do to get a decent wage but have done some cool stuff like goodwood festival of speed and silver stone f1 I'd love to be the driver not security

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By *N4funCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Love the design, problem solving and client interaction. Hate the HMRC BS involved with being a Ltd company

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Yes! There was a nipple tweaker on the set of Maid In Manhattan, for Jennifer Lopez, too. Imagine being told that’s your job

Or Kylies bum powder puffer"

I don’t need to work at the superstar level. I could tweak your nipples and puff your bum quite happily, Midnight. Just give me a call before your next photoshoot.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I wanna be a fire engine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I start my dream job on Saturday as a psychotherapist see my first client, something I've worked hard towards for the past 4 years of education.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I am the cliché of the person who has time off over the New Year holiday and realises that I’d rather poke my eyes out than spend another year in my current role.

But what, in the name of all that is holy, shall I do?

Restaurant Critic would work beautifully for me.

But my question for you, is - are you doing your dream job?

Have you had it? Was it what you’d hoped?

Or are you still dreaming of yours?"

Love to do my art and photography

Also teaching people to cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve sat across the table from CEOs looking fierce in a suit, a rental, a drag queen chasing drinkers down the street in soho. No such thing as perfect job. Good people make it the job. Hate your colleagues you’ll hate your job.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Batwatch hired people to make sure the Nipples in the swimsuits were ever so perfect, so on knowing that snippet of info,

Taa fuck am i in my dream job

Yes! There was a nipple tweaker on the set of Maid In Manhattan, for Jennifer Lopez, too. Imagine being told that’s your job

Or Kylies bum powder puffer"
imagine landing both gigs,

A walking Horn, 24/7

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I watched '2022 from space' or something similar on C4 last night and am now obsessed with finding out how you get to study satellite pictures of earth and spot 'changes'

are these the people who found the weird sculptures in remote places?

The spotted all sorts of incredible things-worth watching it

"
ill give that a go so

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

That was my dream job for 10 years, but it has the risk of turning a pleasure into a chore.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Dream Job...

Latex designer and rubber Domina with bdsm holiday lodges on the side.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Batwatch hired people to make sure the Nipples in the swimsuits were ever so perfect, so on knowing that snippet of info,

Taa fuck am i in my dream job

Yes! There was a nipple tweaker on the set of Maid In Manhattan, for Jennifer Lopez, too. Imagine being told that’s your job

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i wouldn't be able to stand in front of her, id have to tweek from the side, purely for her safety,,

Obviously

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

I’m not currently doing my dream job, but I am actively working toward something that I hope will prove to be it.

That said, one person’s dream job might not be the same as someone else’s- If you decide you’d be happiest by working in what most people would call a “dead end” job because it paid enough to meet your needs and left you with the time and energy to pursue your true passion as a hobby then that’s just as valid a route to happiness as working yourself to the bone climbing to the pinnacle of your chosen profession. Just do you, and screw everyone else.

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Ghost writer for Derek Achora

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I start my dream job on Saturday as a psychotherapist see my first client, something I've worked hard towards for the past 4 years of education. "

Huge congratulations! I’m a big believer in therapy

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I wanna be a fire engine."

Full of firemen and spraying like a hose?

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over a year ago

I was in the military at the time I disliked it. I got out and went to be in the pharmaceutical industry. I miss the camaraderie and the excitement terribly. Being a adult sucks.

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over a year ago

"I start my dream job on Saturday as a psychotherapist see my first client, something I've worked hard towards for the past 4 years of education.

Huge congratulations! I’m a big believer in therapy

Thankyou, funnily I'm big believr in therapy as well, seen it help do many ppl change their lives

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Dream job is Lighting tech in theater.

Loved it when I was doing it.

But would have to do Twice the hours and 3 times the work for half of what I'm earning now the average in London is £35k so with the travelling as will its just not a do

I'll be doing what I do for 5 to 10 years then retirement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I landed my dream job last May and then it just disappeared. I had it for all of a month and I let it go. Not a day goes by that I don't think about it. I just hope I find something just as good again one day x

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I wanna be a fire engine.

Full of firemen and spraying like a hose?

How could you.

Sexualising a fire engine!

I’m absolutely disgusted.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I’ve sat across the table from CEOs looking fierce in a suit, a rental, a drag queen chasing drinkers down the street in soho. No such thing as perfect job. Good people make it the job. Hate your colleagues you’ll hate your job. "

Very, very true. I’m lucky I always have a great team and we always have fun and adventures, the relationships are always my priority because of they are broken you will hate the work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well sadly being an astronaut is a little out of my reach so I’m living the second dream job of being an artist

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Batwatch hired people to make sure the Nipples in the swimsuits were ever so perfect, so on knowing that snippet of info,

Taa fuck am i in my dream job

Yes! There was a nipple tweaker on the set of Maid In Manhattan, for Jennifer Lopez, too. Imagine being told that’s your job

It’s an interesting one to put on the CV but it’s not exactly a transferable skill

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Ghost writer for Derek Achora

Mary Loves Dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well sadly being an astronaut is a little out of my reach so I’m living the second dream job of being an artist "

What kind of art do you create?

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Ive been very lucky to have two careers, which were dream jobs. My first one was from the time I left school to 15 years ago, it was exciting, challenging, risky, lots of travel to places most people never get to, but i gave it up, because i got bored with the same old routine!!

I retrained as a therapist , and am self employed, and love every minute of it.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I wanna be a fire engine.

Full of firemen and spraying like a hose?

How could you.

Sexualising a fire engine!

I’m absolutely disgusted."

I'm so ashamed of myself. I'll head off now to make my engine nice and clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna be a fire engine.

Full of firemen and spraying like a hose?

How could you.

Sexualising a fire engine!

I’m absolutely disgusted.

I'm so ashamed of myself. I'll head off now to make my engine nice and clean."

Don't forget to polish your helmet.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I wanna be a fire engine.

Full of firemen and spraying like a hose?

How could you.

Sexualising a fire engine!

I’m absolutely disgusted.

I'm so ashamed of myself. I'll head off now to make my engine nice and clean.

Don't forget to polish your helmet."

Did you know in construction that actually means to have miniature vodka stashed under it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna be a fire engine.

Full of firemen and spraying like a hose?

How could you.

Sexualising a fire engine!

I’m absolutely disgusted.

I'm so ashamed of myself. I'll head off now to make my engine nice and clean.

Don't forget to polish your helmet.

Did you know in construction that actually means to have miniature vodka stashed under it?"

How are you meant to erect anything after drinking that?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I wanna be a fire engine.

Full of firemen and spraying like a hose?

How could you.

Sexualising a fire engine!

I’m absolutely disgusted.

I'm so ashamed of myself. I'll head off now to make my engine nice and clean.

Don't forget to polish your helmet.

Did you know in construction that actually means to have miniature vodka stashed under it?

How are you meant to erect anything after drinking that?"

Takes a bit more persuasion but it’ll get there eventually.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Dream job is to work with dead bodies. Not in a sinister way, but to care for them as you would like a relative cared for. Be the person that shows them dignity, respect and appreciation that I've been the person entrusted with something so precious.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Dream job is to work with dead bodies. Not in a sinister way, but to care for them as you would like a relative cared for. Be the person that shows them dignity, respect and appreciation that I've been the person entrusted with something so precious. "

You do know there is a shortage of undertakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna be a fire engine.

Full of firemen and spraying like a hose?

How could you.

Sexualising a fire engine!

I’m absolutely disgusted.

I'm so ashamed of myself. I'll head off now to make my engine nice and clean.

Don't forget to polish your helmet.

Did you know in construction that actually means to have miniature vodka stashed under it?

How are you meant to erect anything after drinking that?

Takes a bit more persuasion but it’ll get there eventually."

Bookmarked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Couldn’t you do that?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You do know there is a shortage of undertakes "

You need a driving license.

I can't drive.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Total Dream Job ..

Find someone to travel around the world with and do a YouTube channel and monetise it ( won't happen but hey ho )...

Also to have my complete own shop selling speciality meats and deli stuff , but that won't happen either as its costs too much..

So a bit of a pointless post really

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Total Dream Job ..

Find someone to travel around the world with and do a YouTube channel and monetise it ( won't happen but hey ho )...

Also to have my complete own shop selling speciality meats and deli stuff , but that won't happen either as its costs too much..

So a bit of a pointless post really

Not a porn distributor?

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Well sadly being an astronaut is a little out of my reach so I’m living the second dream job of being an artist

What kind of art do you create?"

Digital portraits and illustrations mostly but I’m also working on a colouring book as well (third time lucky, one day I might proof read properly before posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a carpenter wich is ok

But my dream job since probably 1988 has always been "chief taster for walkers chrisp"

Sorry if your under 40 this will just be on your radar

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Total Dream Job ..

Find someone to travel around the world with and do a YouTube channel and monetise it ( won't happen but hey ho )...

Also to have my complete own shop selling speciality meats and deli stuff , but that won't happen either as its costs too much..

So a bit of a pointless post really

Not a porn distributor?

Oh ffs

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By *ANDA!Man
over a year ago

DUMFRIES

I've worn many hats in my time since I left school, none of which were my dream job. I'm currently trying to kick off what I hope will be a good self employed job, but it'll take time, luckily I already have the skill and resources to start small

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

My dream job, after having given up on a relatively comfortable but insipid Technology role, would be to return to my original vocation of being a historian/evangelist on the Genealogy of Perfume.

I should have stuck with original choice.

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By *uiet LightMan
over a year ago

Hove

"I am the cliché of the person who has time off over the New Year holiday and realises that I’d rather poke my eyes out than spend another year in my current role.

Totally feeling this sentiment OP, I am DONE with my current role! My solution: fire a C.V. at anything that moves

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Ice cream salesman in Alaska

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By *eterandJaneadventuresCouple
over a year ago

Sutton

We are both in jobs that we enjoy, though a dream job would be running a vacation, party , play , break destination

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Yes doing my dream job. Always been in I.T. and it was a nightmare at times. Working freelance from home is much better than being in an office.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Ohhhh here's 1

The Rack organiser at Victoria secrets fashion week,,,

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve worked for the same company for 30 years working my way up. I’m now at a crossroads in my career as I’m becoming bored / settled / stale

I’m due a change soon

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I was a professional musician for years - dream job… loved it … even the shitty gigs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a recent change, I'm doing my dream job.

I implore anyone to jump ship if you're not happy, life's too short!

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"Dream job is Lighting tech in theater.

Loved it when I was doing it.

But would have to do Twice the hours and 3 times the work for half of what I'm earning now the average in London is £35k so with the travelling as will its just not a do

I'll be doing what I do for 5 to 10 years then retirement."

I was just speaking with my friend from Spain and the exact same thing. They've movved out of lighting. Now does conferencing from two laptops for more money and stays at home 360days of the year.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Dream job is Lighting tech in theater.

Loved it when I was doing it.

But would have to do Twice the hours and 3 times the work for half of what I'm earning now the average in London is £35k so with the travelling as will its just not a do

I'll be doing what I do for 5 to 10 years then retirement.

I was just speaking with my friend from Spain and the exact same thing. They've movved out of lighting. Now does conferencing from two laptops for more money and stays at home 360days of the year.

Corporate sound gigs are the ones - 2 day conference Pa and mic up a couple of suits - awards dinner and. Disco after - they pay daft money and you do a little bit if work - especially if you already have the kit.

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