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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is a thread to make threesomes happen. I want the eyelash emoji used if you'd have a threesome with a poster (reply to their comment)

Then if another person eyelashes that eyelash then it's a threesome and bang away.

Do you get it or do I need to type eyelash some more. Eyelash.

Anyway I'm in. Gimme an eyelash.

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

I’m in!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Can you repeat the question please?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Careful you don't get one of those eyelashes in your eye - they're everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px "

I’d love to find a man join here

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I have pretty good eyelashes for a guy. Just sayin’ …

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px "


"I’d love to find a man join here "

You called, darling?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I have pretty good eyelashes for a guy. Just sayin’ … "

But what's your cock like?

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here "

Clearly everyone is going to be eyelashing this one

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"Careful you don't get one of those eyelashes in your eye - they're everywhere. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here "

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"

I’d love to find a man join here "

I would.. if i were closer for sure

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"But what's your cock like? "

Just ask someone who’s seen it recently.

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…"

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…"

Fuck this def works for me

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts


"Careful you don't get one of those eyelashes in your eye - they're everywhere. "

If a couple eyelashes and then someone eyelashes them back and then someone else eyelashes the eyelashee, what does that add up to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…

Fuck this def works for me "

jesus take the wheel... you two have been on my hotlist for so long Px

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…

Fuck this def works for me "

Videos or it didn't happen!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px "
id love to be the pure irish beef in a sandwich of your making

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a few in here so not replying to a specific poster

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…

Fuck this def works for me "

If you fancy making a party of it - give me a shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I know how to play

In

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…

Fuck this def works for me

jesus take the wheel... you two have been on my hotlist for so long Px "

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…

Fuck this def works for me

If you fancy making a party of it - give me a shout "

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"I think I know how to play

In "

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

In for a 3some or moresome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have one hanging out each end of me please.. spit roast me like one of your french girls

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

folkstone


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here "

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I'll have one hanging out each end of me please.. spit roast me like one of your french girls "

Do you mean top and bottom or left and right if you’ve got some kind of ear-fuck fetish?

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

folkstone


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…"

Now who would bat their lashes at this threesome

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I think I’m getting hypn*tised by all these animated eyelashes fluttering in sync.

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…

Fuck this def works for me

If you fancy making a party of it - give me a shout "

And me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px "

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts


"In for a 3some or moresome! "

If we could make it work!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Threesomes are four people too many!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px "

not sure if the eyelashes even work for me, could be sensational fail lol

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I'll have one hanging out each end of me please.. spit roast me like one of your french girls "
which end do you want me and can i be incharge of the turning,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…

Fuck this def works for me

If you fancy making a party of it - give me a shout

And me x "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Does it have to be a threesome? Would prefer a FFFFFFF

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By *arahb67TV/TS
over a year ago

Hoylake

I wish!!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have one hanging out each end of me please.. spit roast me like one of your french girls "

Oo la laaaa

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Orgy anyone?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Does it have to be a threesome? Would prefer a FFFFFFF "
rules are rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Orgy anyone? "

Where’s Woody, I thought he was on the case with this idea!!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Orgy anyone? "
yes please, with bells on,

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"In for a 3some or moresome! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Orgy anyone? "

Yes please

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts


"Orgy anyone? "

That is essentially where this thread has very quickly gone!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Orgy anyone? "

In!

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"I'll have one hanging out each end of me please.. spit roast me like one of your french girls "

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

LH


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…

Fuck this def works for me

jesus take the wheel... you two have been on my hotlist for so long Px "

Room for one more ?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Does it have to be a threesome? Would prefer a FFFFFFF rules are rules "

Oh I love breaking rules

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By *evlishduncMan
over a year ago

north suffolk south norfolk

Lending my to those who would like a pair ... Definitely not artificial

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"Orgy anyone?

Where’s Woody, I thought he was on the case with this idea!! "

I'll arrange it. If you want something doing... Ask a busty woman

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Does it have to be a threesome? Would prefer a FFFFFFF rules are rules

Oh I love breaking rules "

snap,, so do i,

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"Orgy anyone?

Where’s Woody, I thought he was on the case with this idea!!

I'll arrange it. If you want something doing... Ask a busty woman "

FFS busy woman

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…"

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here "

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Orgy anyone?

Where’s Woody, I thought he was on the case with this idea!!

I'll arrange it. If you want something doing... Ask a busty woman "

thats it, im going home to turn the house upside down to find my passport,

Let me know the nearest airport

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"FFS busy woman"

No no. You were fine first time.

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…

"

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

London & Europe


"Orgy anyone?

Where’s Woody, I thought he was on the case with this idea!!

I'll arrange it. If you want something doing... Ask a busty woman

FFS busy woman"

Genuinely brilliant Freudian slip

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

Looks fun im in..

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

I'm not sure I understand the question

Erm,

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By *anaryWharfYankMan
over a year ago

London Canary Wharf


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…

Fuck this def works for me

If you fancy making a party of it - give me a shout "

London

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px "

Hey there P

Posh

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure I understand the question

Erm, "

Oh hi!!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…

"

Does this now make it a moresome?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'm not sure I understand the question

Erm, "

Maybe we should team up, to balance out all the girl-on-girl action.

?

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford


"In for a 3some or moresome! "

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


""

What's that you're munching? Pineapple on pizza?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Pineapple on pizza? "

Deviant.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Orgy anyone?

Where’s Woody, I thought he was on the case with this idea!!

I'll arrange it. If you want something doing... Ask a busty woman

FFS busy woman"

I was just going to say don't ask me! I'm lazy

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'm not sure I understand the question

Erm,

Maybe we should team up, to balance out all the girl-on-girl action.

?"

Oh pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaase let me watch

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Right i'm getting confused as to who i've eyelashed now...lol

so..

Rickshawed -

Principessa - (if closer for sure)

RedForDanger -

TheShivs -

Uisge Beatha - you even got an Oooft! on another thread

2023StickItInMe -

Sweet and Spice -

More to cum...

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"I'm not sure I understand the question

Erm,

Maybe we should team up, to balance out all the girl-on-girl action.

?"

Will we be treated to some boy-on-boy action?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure I understand the question

Erm,

Oh hi!! "

FFM?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right i'm getting confused as to who i've eyelashed now...lol

so..

Rickshawed -

Principessa - (if closer for sure)

RedForDanger -

TheShivs -

Uisge Beatha - you even got an Oooft! on another thread

2023StickItInMe -

Sweet and Spice -

More to cum... "

You don’t mess around, do you AussieChris?

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"Right i'm getting confused as to who i've eyelashed now...lol

so..

Rickshawed -

Principessa - (if closer for sure)

RedForDanger -

TheShivs -

Uisge Beatha - you even got an Oooft! on another thread

2023StickItInMe -

Sweet and Spice -

More to cum...

You don’t mess around, do you AussieChris? "

nah. I'm here for friends and hopefully some fun.. So lets bring it on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure I understand the question

Erm,

Oh hi!!

FFM? "

Hell. Yes.

When?!

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts


"Right i'm getting confused as to who i've eyelashed now...lol

so..

Rickshawed -

Principessa - (if closer for sure)

RedForDanger -

TheShivs -

Uisge Beatha - you even got an Oooft! on another thread

2023StickItInMe -

Sweet and Spice -

More to cum...

You don’t mess around, do you AussieChris? "

He's going to be exhausted but happy by February

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"Right i'm getting confused as to who i've eyelashed now...lol

so..

Rickshawed -

Principessa - (if closer for sure)

RedForDanger -

TheShivs -

Uisge Beatha - you even got an Oooft! on another thread

2023StickItInMe -

Sweet and Spice -

More to cum...

You don’t mess around, do you AussieChris?

He's going to be exhausted but happy by February"

I could only dream of all of this happening..

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By *arahb67TV/TS
over a year ago

Hoylake


"

What's that you're munching? Pineapple on pizza? "

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford


"Orgy anyone? "

Orgy here

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right i'm getting confused as to who i've eyelashed now...lol

so..

Rickshawed -

Principessa - (if closer for sure)

RedForDanger -

TheShivs -

Uisge Beatha - you even got an Oooft! on another thread

2023StickItInMe -

Sweet and Spice -

More to cum... "

Looks like you're in for a good day, mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have pretty good eyelashes for a guy. Just sayin’ …

But what's your cock like? "

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"Right i'm getting confused as to who i've eyelashed now...lol

so..

Rickshawed -

Principessa - (if closer for sure)

RedForDanger -

TheShivs -

Uisge Beatha - you even got an Oooft! on another thread

2023StickItInMe -

Sweet and Spice -

More to cum...

Looks like you're in for a good day, mate."

Again I wish, no doubt not gonna happen though

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire / Burton on Trent

[Removed by poster at 05/01/23 17:52:59]

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire / Burton on Trent


"I'm not sure I understand the question

Erm,

Maybe we should team up, to balance out all the girl-on-girl action.

?

Will we be treated to some boy-on-boy action? "

I can feel a breeze with all this eyelashing

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"Right i'm getting confused as to who i've eyelashed now...lol

so..

Rickshawed -

Principessa - (if closer for sure)

RedForDanger -

TheShivs -

Uisge Beatha - you even got an Oooft! on another thread

2023StickItInMe -

Sweet and Spice -

More to cum...

Looks like you're in for a good day, mate."

See what you did there 2023stick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok guys here's what happened.

I made this thread literally thinking it would bomb as a joke and I come back an hour later to see I've missed out on a lot.

I don't even know where to begin.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I don't even know where to begin.

"

So what you do, right, is post a flirty eyelashes emoji and then … oh, forget it.

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"I'm not sure I understand the question

Erm,

Oh hi!!

FFM?

Hell. Yes.

When?! "

I don't know how thus came about... but I love it.

Yes. You're outnumber on this one red, get your ass up here

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"Ok guys here's what happened.

I made this thread literally thinking it would bomb as a joke and I come back an hour later to see I've missed out on a lot.

I don't even know where to begin.

"

Just be confused and throw a in there. Seems to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok guys here's what happened.

I made this thread literally thinking it would bomb as a joke and I come back an hour later to see I've missed out on a lot.

I don't even know where to begin.

"

that'll teach you to leave us alone unsupervised Px

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By *asmine xxxWoman
over a year ago

Cornwall, Bristol

This is a trick…I always use the eyelash emoji xx

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"I'm not sure I understand the question

Erm,

Maybe we should team up, to balance out all the girl-on-girl action.

?

Will we be treated to some boy-on-boy action? "

Looking that way

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"I'm not sure I understand the question

Erm,

Maybe we should team up, to balance out all the girl-on-girl action.

?

Will we be treated to some boy-on-boy action?

Looking that way "

Yaaaasss. Santa did give me what I wanted for Christmas after all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right I THINK it's as follows

Quack, Princi, Jasmine, Red, Mrs Shiv, Cougar, Bird...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I THINK it's as follows

Quack, Princi, Jasmine, Red, Mrs Shiv, Cougar, Bird...

"

Fuck SWEETS here damn, add sweet with haste!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I THINK it's as follows

Quack, Princi, Jasmine, Red, Mrs Shiv, Cougar, Bird...

Fuck SWEETS here damn, add sweet with haste!"

And Rick fuck why is this thread so popular?!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Typical Brucey, ignoring all the boys in the thread.

I see you.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Did someone say threesome? Everyone prepare to be bombarded with eyelash emojis from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Typical Brucey, ignoring all the boys in the thread.

I see you. "

That's on account of not wanting penis my friend. Oh fuck it throw in some thumper in there and we can give the gals what they want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Typical Brucey, ignoring all the boys in the thread.

I see you. "

bring the boys to my yard... i'll not ignore you

*milkshakes optional* Px

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok guys here's what happened.

I made this thread literally thinking it would bomb as a joke and I come back an hour later to see I've missed out on a lot.

I don't even know where to begin.

that'll teach you to leave us alone unsupervised Px "

I have favourites on this forum and you're fast becoming my favourite of the day!

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"Typical Brucey, ignoring all the boys in the thread.

I see you.

That's on account of not wanting penis my friend. Oh fuck it throw in some thumper in there and we can give the gals what they want "

A lil brucey sandwich? I knew you'd come round eventually

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"bring the boys to my yard... i'll not ignore you

*milkshakes optional* Px "

Hey, we’re back where we started! The circle of eyelash fluttering is complete.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"I'm not sure I understand the question

Erm,

Maybe we should team up, to balance out all the girl-on-girl action.

?

Will we be treated to some boy-on-boy action?

Looking that way

Yaaaasss. Santa did give me what I wanted for Christmas after all! "

Its a definite from me. But who is joining us?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Typical Brucey, ignoring all the boys in the thread.

I see you.

That's on account of not wanting penis my friend. Oh fuck it throw in some thumper in there and we can give the gals what they want

A lil brucey sandwich? I knew you'd come round eventually "

you and me are the bread my friend, the bread!!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Orgy anyone?

Where’s Woody, I thought he was on the case with this idea!!

I'll arrange it. If you want something doing... Ask a busty woman

FFS busy woman"

There's auto correct getting you into trouble again

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"Typical Brucey, ignoring all the boys in the thread.

I see you.

That's on account of not wanting penis my friend. Oh fuck it throw in some thumper in there and we can give the gals what they want

A lil brucey sandwich? I knew you'd come round eventually you and me are the bread my friend, the bread!!"

Nah you are definitely the meat. Or maybe the Shiphams Chicken Pate spread (dusts off the strap on)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I THINK it's as follows

Quack, Princi, Jasmine, Red, Mrs Shiv, Cougar, Bird...

"

That’s a fffffffm not a threesome Brucey but I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Typical Brucey, ignoring all the boys in the thread.

I see you.

That's on account of not wanting penis my friend. Oh fuck it throw in some thumper in there and we can give the gals what they want

A lil brucey sandwich? I knew you'd come round eventually you and me are the bread my friend, the bread!!

Nah you are definitely the meat. Or maybe the Shiphams Chicken Pate spread (dusts off the strap on) "

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Did someone call for sausage?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Right I THINK it's as follows

Quack, Princi, Jasmine, Red, Mrs Shiv, Cougar, Bird...

Fuck SWEETS here damn, add sweet with haste!

And Rick fuck why is this thread so popular?!"

It's popular because we all want to shag you senseless Brucey, even if we are an afterthought. It's possibly the only way to shut you up

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

As it so happens, an FFM was on my fucket list for this year. Any lucky ladies want to give me the best 30 seconds of my life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone call for sausage?"

You’re so much more than sausage, Sir

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"Did someone call for sausage?

You’re so much more than sausage, Sir "

Ooft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As it so happens, an FFM was on my fucket list for this year. Any lucky ladies want to give me the best 30 seconds of my life? "

*cough cough* pick me

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"As it so happens, an FFM was on my fucket list for this year. Any lucky ladies want to give me the best 30 seconds of my life? "

Not that you will... But if you need someone to make up the numbers

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Does it have to be a 3 way? Maybe I can have a few different ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I THINK it's as follows

Quack, Princi, Jasmine, Red, Mrs Shiv, Cougar, Bird...

That’s a fffffffm not a threesome Brucey but I’m in "

Sweet! I guess we just take whichever one also agrees, or 2..or whatever the lucky number ends up being

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"Does it have to be a 3 way? Maybe I can have a few different ones "

Nah. Rules is for fools

Come join the orgy!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Right I THINK it's as follows

Quack, Princi, Jasmine, Red, Mrs Shiv, Cougar, Bird...

That’s a fffffffm not a threesome Brucey but I’m in

Sweet! I guess we just take whichever one also agrees, or 2..or whatever the lucky number ends up being "

Can I join this one please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I THINK it's as follows

Quack, Princi, Jasmine, Red, Mrs Shiv, Cougar, Bird...

Fuck SWEETS here damn, add sweet with haste!

And Rick fuck why is this thread so popular?!

It's popular because we all want to shag you senseless Brucey, even if we are an afterthought. It's possibly the only way to shut you up "

You weren't it's just my memory! I legitimately had to scroll down and say the names in my head and you were the first I saw but then I missed it....I missed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As it so happens, an FFM was on my fucket list for this year. Any lucky ladies want to give me the best 30 seconds of my life? "

Always down to ride your baton

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Does it have to be a 3 way? Maybe I can have a few different ones

Nah. Rules is for fools

Come join the orgy! "

I'm trying

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"As it so happens, an FFM was on my fucket list for this year. Any lucky ladies want to give me the best 30 seconds of my life?

*cough cough* pick me "

Awwww are you not feeling well? Lie down and let me help

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By *enuinecpl101Couple
over a year ago

Co armagh


"Does it have to be a 3 way? Maybe I can have a few different ones

Nah. Rules is for fools

Come join the orgy! "

Noted

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"Right I THINK it's as follows

Quack, Princi, Jasmine, Red, Mrs Shiv, Cougar, Bird...

That’s a fffffffm not a threesome Brucey but I’m in

Sweet! I guess we just take whichever one also agrees, or 2..or whatever the lucky number ends up being "

Are you making me an afterthought again Brucey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Orgy anyone? "

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

So am I only allowed to pick 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this

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By *ouiseandAJCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Does it have to be a 3 way? Maybe I can have a few different ones

Nah. Rules is for fools

Come join the orgy!

Noted "

We're in!!! Haha

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

I can't pick just 2!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…"

I would like to joi. Reds

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"Right I THINK it's as follows

Quack, Princi, Jasmine, Red, Mrs Shiv, Cougar, Bird...

Fuck SWEETS here damn, add sweet with haste!

And Rick fuck why is this thread so popular?!

It's popular because we all want to shag you senseless Brucey, even if we are an afterthought. It's possibly the only way to shut you up

You weren't it's just my memory! I legitimately had to scroll down and say the names in my head and you were the first I saw but then I missed it....I missed it "

Ermmmm, I wasn't one of the first but you still managed to forget me

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…

Fuck this def works for me

jesus take the wheel... you two have been on my hotlist for so long Px "

This could be the start of a beautiful thing!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I can't pick just 2! "

Don’t worry, nobody else has either …

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I think I know how to play

In "

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"As it so happens, an FFM was on my fucket list for this year. Any lucky ladies want to give me the best 30 seconds of my life?

Not that you will... But if you need someone to make up the numbers "

Horny couga

I think I have picked too many already oh well

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"As it so happens, an FFM was on my fucket list for this year. Any lucky ladies want to give me the best 30 seconds of my life?

Not that you will... But if you need someone to make up the numbers "

You're never there to only make up the numbers! There are plenty of ways to show off your many skills

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Gosh if only.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m making it easy im eyelashing everyone

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"As it so happens, an FFM was on my fucket list for this year. Any lucky ladies want to give me the best 30 seconds of my life?

Always down to ride your baton "

Oh my, just take me already!

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"Does it have to be a 3 way? Maybe I can have a few different ones

Nah. Rules is for fools

Come join the orgy!

Noted

We're in!!! Haha"

Hotlisted, and on here?

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Typical Brucey, ignoring all the boys in the thread.

I see you.

That's on account of not wanting penis my friend. Oh fuck it throw in some thumper in there and we can give the gals what they want

A lil brucey sandwich? I knew you'd come round eventually you and me are the bread my friend, the bread!!

Nah you are definitely the meat. Or maybe the Shiphams Chicken Pate spread (dusts off the strap on) "

Hahahahahaha

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"This is a trick…I always use the eyelash emoji xx "

Double

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm currently one third of the way to my threesome haha. Fair few eye-catchers in the thread though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still haven’t the slightest idea as to how this works?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As it so happens, an FFM was on my fucket list for this year. Any lucky ladies want to give me the best 30 seconds of my life?

Always down to ride your baton

Oh my, just take me already! "

I plan too (very soon sssh)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I THINK it's as follows

Quack, Princi, Jasmine, Red, Mrs Shiv, Cougar, Bird...

Fuck SWEETS here damn, add sweet with haste!

And Rick fuck why is this thread so popular?!

It's popular because we all want to shag you senseless Brucey, even if we are an afterthought. It's possibly the only way to shut you up

You weren't it's just my memory! I legitimately had to scroll down and say the names in my head and you were the first I saw but then I missed it....I missed it

Ermmmm, I wasn't one of the first but you still managed to forget me "

show me nudes it helps my memory!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px "

Tinder x

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px "

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

I'm in if anyone wants to help a more 'mature' gentleman break his swinging duck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hows it going?

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By *iquid GoldCouple
over a year ago

gloucestershire


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px "

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"As it so happens, an FFM was on my fucket list for this year. Any lucky ladies want to give me the best 30 seconds of my life?

Always down to ride your baton

Oh my, just take me already!

I plan too (very soon sssh) "

My lips are sealed, but yours won't be

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Hows it going?"

Wow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in with fluttering

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By *iquid GoldCouple
over a year ago

gloucestershire


"my eyelashes seem to have vanished.. can i borrow your eyelashes please brucey? for scientific eyelashing purposes of course... and not because i secretly want a threesome or 7 Px

I’d love to find a man join here

wrong gender, I’m aware, but she who dares…"

Loving this.. count us well and truly in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As it so happens, an FFM was on my fucket list for this year. Any lucky ladies want to give me the best 30 seconds of my life?

Always down to ride your baton

Oh my, just take me already!

I plan too (very soon sssh)

My lips are sealed, but yours won't be "

Oh my, my fanny can't take it anymore, pratically calling your name at this point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll try again next time. thanks for trying op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we’re getting to the point of being outside of most age preferences

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll try again next time. thanks for trying op. "

Woody you can shag anyone you want to. You're a good egg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think we’re getting to the point of being outside of most age preferences "

I think you're getting the point of being WRONG! You 2 are sexy as fuck!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I’ll try again next time. thanks for trying op. "

C’mon Woody you know you get my

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As it so happens, an FFM was on my fucket list for this year. Any lucky ladies want to give me the best 30 seconds of my life?

Always down to ride your baton

Oh my, just take me already!

I plan too (very soon sssh)

My lips are sealed, but yours won't be

Oh my, my fanny can't take it anymore, pratically calling your name at this point "

Grossss

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Right I THINK it's as follows

Quack, Princi, Jasmine, Red, Mrs Shiv, Cougar, Bird...

"

This was the FFFFFFF I was talking about

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"As it so happens, an FFM was on my fucket list for this year. Any lucky ladies want to give me the best 30 seconds of my life?

Always down to ride your baton

Oh my, just take me already!

I plan too (very soon sssh)

My lips are sealed, but yours won't be

Oh my, my fanny can't take it anymore, pratically calling your name at this point

Grossss"

Don't be jealous, I'm sure plenty call your name too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I THINK it's as follows

Quack, Princi, Jasmine, Red, Mrs Shiv, Cougar, Bird...

This was the FFFFFFF I was talking about "

Well I'm there wanking in the corner if anyone wants to catch a ride

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