FabSwingers.com forum: If you could instantly teleport...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet? "

No... But I would be on alot of holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you was done posting threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have teleported on to a lot of cocks (after seeking consent of the owners of the cocks)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would use it to save the women in your basement

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Absolutely, yes. Multiple times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have teleported on to a lot of cocks (after seeking consent of the owners of the cocks)"

You have my concent just incase you ever run into a genie

On another note this question is Very random

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Depends, is this people I've actively flirted with or does it include the people who think no thanks is just a plating hard to get come on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all. But there are plenty of times it would be useful. Immediate gratification isn’t as satisfying for me though!

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

"I would use it to save the women in your basement"

I read that as "shave the women in your basement".

Thought you were a mobile hair removal technician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah id do one then go for a kip

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

There’s only one I want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s only one I want to

F or FF?

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

"There’s only one I want to

F or FF? "

Could be a big gate that has a padlock on it either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not all, but definitely more than none

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"There’s only one I want to

F or FF? "

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"There’s only one I want to

F or FF?

Could be a big gate that has a padlock on it either

I love it when you talk dirty to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if they wanted to fuck me back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing my luck they wouldn't be in.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet? "

Seems like a great idea

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

What kind of a guy do you think I am Brucey?

Also yes

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

"Knowing my luck they wouldn't be in."

I bet they'd be in if they were expecting you

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

No way!!

There’s so many other things that it would be useful for though. Save a fortune on fuel!

I would definitely have more northern socials and visit more clubs further afield.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all of them but a few yes

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Surely that can't be the best use of a teleporting ability???

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Yes there would have been some teleportation fucks by now.

If you both arranged a place somewhere you could both teleport in and out over and over again... that'd be weird

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’d teleport to Japan and seek out Ai Shinozaki….

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

"Surely that can't be the best use of a teleporting ability???

Some only think with their bigger brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet? "

No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends, is this people I've actively flirted with or does it include the people who think no thanks is just a plating hard to get come on?"

Depends, where do I fit into this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not all. But there are plenty of times it would be useful. Immediate gratification isn’t as satisfying for me though!"

I'd still play hard to get! You'd have to find me first hehe (hides behind curtain)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely that can't be the best use of a teleporting ability???

I mean it's kinda unlimited, so you can go where you like spice (my bedroom...my bedroom...)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?

No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault."

Items don't teleport with you!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

No but I'd pop up beside someone who was asleep and lick his face before popping back home.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No the total opposite is be sat on the top of a mountain somewhere. Where there are no people.

The mr

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?

No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.

Items don't teleport with you!"

What about our clothes?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?

No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.

Items don't teleport with you!"

We meant to rely on them have condoms?

What about our wallets and cards, phones?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Imagine if you teleported in and they already had company.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?

No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.

Items don't teleport with you!

We meant to rely on them have condoms?

What about our wallets and cards, phones? "

Are you thinking of paying them and videoing yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but I'd pop up beside someone who was asleep and lick his face before popping back home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?

No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.

Items don't teleport with you!

What about our clothes?"

Nope

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I would only want to teleport back in time. Probably Ancient Egypt or Pompeii. But then I’m a geek

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?

No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.

Items don't teleport with you!

We meant to rely on them have condoms?

What about our wallets and cards, phones? "

Yep. You teleport stark bollock naked. I guess you could pay them back?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?

No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.

Items don't teleport with you!

We meant to rely on them have condoms?

What about our wallets and cards, phones?

Are you thinking of paying them and videoing yourself?"

Hell no, they're paying me, I'm the teleporting gigolo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would only want to teleport back in time. Probably Ancient Egypt or Pompeii. But then I’m a geek

You wanna teleport to a volcanic eruption.

I knew you were crazy but this?!

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet? "

No, because I talk a good flirtation game on line, but become terribly awkward and forget how to flirt or how to tell when I’m being flirted with in person!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

No I'd be too busy making money delivering parcels

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?

No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.

Items don't teleport with you!

We meant to rely on them have condoms?

What about our wallets and cards, phones?

Yep. You teleport stark bollock naked. I guess you could pay them back?"

I don't like this teleporting, it's very restrictive as to what you can do. They never had this problem in Star trek

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

If I coukd teleport I would do so in the place they keep all the banknotes that they store for destruction and help myself. In fact I would be paying that place quite a few visits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?

No, because I talk a good flirtation game on line, but become terribly awkward and forget how to flirt or how to tell when I’m being flirted with in person!"

Just tell them they look really hot in real life. If they fancy you they'll react well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?

No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.

Items don't teleport with you!

We meant to rely on them have condoms?

What about our wallets and cards, phones?

Yep. You teleport stark bollock naked. I guess you could pay them back?

I don't like this teleporting, it's very restrictive as to what you can do. They never had this problem in Star trek "

Yeah but that's alien technology stupid!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No. I talk to people I don't want to fuck too .... so no.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I would only want to teleport back in time. Probably Ancient Egypt or Pompeii. But then I’m a geek

I've been to Pompeii, not back then though

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"No. I talk to people I don't want to fuck too .... so no. "

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?

No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.

Items don't teleport with you!

We meant to rely on them have condoms?

What about our wallets and cards, phones?

Yep. You teleport stark bollock naked. I guess you could pay them back?

I don't like this teleporting, it's very restrictive as to what you can do. They never had this problem in Star trek

Yeah but that's alien technology stupid!"

Yeah I want their ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. I talk to people I don't want to fuck too .... so no. "

I mean you choose where you teleport crumpet. You don't have to fuck anyone!

And let that be a lesson for all here. You don't have to fuck guys. You can play backgammon instead. Or my favourite, battleships

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Yarp

LvM

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I would only want to teleport back in time. Probably Ancient Egypt or Pompeii. But then I’m a geek

You wanna teleport to a volcanic eruption.

I knew you were crazy but this?!"

Just before the eruption. I want to see all the people running around like crazy… because, well I’m crazy

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I would only want to teleport back in time. Probably Ancient Egypt or Pompeii. But then I’m a geek

I've been to Pompeii, not back then though

Have you? That’s amazing. You need to tell me more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would only want to teleport back in time. Probably Ancient Egypt or Pompeii. But then I’m a geek

I've been to Pompeii, not back then though

Have you? That’s amazing. You need to tell me more

I have too, you should go, LittleBird, it’s fascinating! I could easily have spent two days there but I’d only allowed myself a day

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I would only want to teleport back in time. Probably Ancient Egypt or Pompeii. But then I’m a geek

I've been to Pompeii, not back then though

Have you? That’s amazing. You need to tell me more

I have too, you should go, LittleBird, it’s fascinating! I could easily have spent two days there but I’d only allowed myself a day

Oh wow! As I doubt I’ll get a transporter-thing anytime soon I may well book for a holiday there this year

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Hell yes but not all I talk to

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I like to establish and maintain an emotional investment with my partner/s.

That bonding and chemistry won't be usurped by the instant convenience of geographical distance, or lack thereof.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to establish and maintain an emotional investment with my partner/s.

That bonding and chemistry won't be usurped by the instant convenience of geographical distance, or lack thereof."

Damn it you're a smooth bastard. I can see why you get laid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?

No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.

Items don't teleport with you!"

Thats me out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could miss the rush hour traffic to work.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"I would have teleported on to a lot of cocks (after seeking consent of the owners of the cocks)"
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Please don’t feel the need to seek my consent! You have 24/7 permission to teleport onto me any time you like!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Truth be told, if I could teleport I’d be constantly going to seduce ladies in other countries: mainly Scotland, Ireland, France, Germany, Hungary, Italy and America!

I would spend time with some English beauties but mostof my time I’d definitely be abroad!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Truth be told, if I could teleport I’d be constantly going to seduce ladies in other countries: mainly Scotland, Ireland, France, Germany, Hungary, Italy and America!

I would spend time with some English beauties but mostof my time I’d definitely be abroad! "

No one here you'd teleport terminator nude too?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No. I talk to people I don't want to fuck too .... so no.

I mean you choose where you teleport crumpet. You don't have to fuck anyone!

And let that be a lesson for all here. You don't have to fuck guys. You can play backgammon instead. Or my favourite, battleships"

Just a quick reminder of your question .......

Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?

I rest my case m'lud.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"No. I talk to people I don't want to fuck too .... so no.

I mean you choose where you teleport crumpet. You don't have to fuck anyone!

And let that be a lesson for all here. You don't have to fuck guys. You can play backgammon instead. Or my favourite, battleships

Just a quick reminder of your question .......

Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?

I rest my case m'lud. "

Can i sink you with my pink torpedo!!? #battleships for grown ups… and me!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've fucked everyone I want to fuck on Fab at the moment.

Teleportation might be fun or useful for other reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next week would be busy for me if I could

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Next week would be busy for me if I could

xx "

Hang on you don’t know my address!!!

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