FabSwingers.com forum: Unsolicited dick pics? Read on....

By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

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If you've ever received unsolicited dick pics, (I'm not talking about from fab as that is a different situation), but just from people who you maybe you're getting to know know etc.... Here is potentially a quite fun way of dealing with it.

There is a company called NFT THE DP, they will turn the picture into an nft, I believe for free, and complete with the name of the owner of the appendage if requested, and attach it to the Ethereum blockchain for the world to view for posterity.

The person who mints the nft (ie receiver of the unsolicited pic), can attach any value they like to it, and the only way the person who has sent the original pic can get the nft is if they buy and therefore own that nft.

I do think it is an absolutely hilarious way of potentially dealing with unsolicited dick pics should you be that way inclined.

I find it hilarious idea and potentially an interesting way to deal with cyber flashing.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Do you need to be careful about the copyright of the picture?

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

That's genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha sounds fun, I certainly wouldn't want my cock being an nft. Well definitely not if I'm not the one making money from it

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

the flaw there is the person is trying to monetise a picture that is not there ,, would seem like they could be liable for revenge porn laws themselves at that point .. imagine that random dude sends dick pic which is illegal , then the receiver tries to sell it for money, which is also illegal

comedy gold in court that would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's next Christmas's presents sorted.

But i have to ask...NFT??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that sounds like a highly problematic solution to a highly problematic issue.

And no unsolicited pictures send on here are no different

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think it's amusing in the abstract. I'm not so sure in practice

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

The only NFT I can get behind

LvM

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

It sounds funny in principle but in practice it could open up a can of worms (legally and morally).

Would the recipient need prove that the dick pic was unsolicited in the first place and by creating the NFT would this then constitute revenge porn?

And finally, is there something similar available for all the unsolicited Vag pics I keep getting sent

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

It'll never stand up in a court of law...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It sounds funny in principle but in practice it could open up a can of worms (legally and morally).

Would the recipient need prove that the dick pic was unsolicited in the first place and by creating the NFT would this then constitute revenge porn?

And finally, is there something similar available for all the unsolicited Vag pics I keep getting sent

Genuinely was a spell on here when I was getting sent unsolicited vag pics appears to of dried up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And finally, is there something similar available for all the unsolicited Vag pics I keep getting sent

I’ve stopped now, 5 was my limit.

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I think it's amusing in the abstract. I'm not so sure in practice "

I do kind of feel like that as well, but I did think it was a potentially fuuny idea

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Good idea in principle, possibly open to revenge porn challenges.

Our preferred response;

Dear Sir,

Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration.

We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.

However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that.

The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that covers the following:

1 - Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step-by-step guide to saying hello)

2 - How to appear as though you weren't raised by wolves.

3 - Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration.

4 - How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants)

5 - Penis Reading: a new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.

We will also answer questions you might have such as: "Do I have too much time on my hands?"

And "Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control?"

Finally, as a gesture of goodwill, we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions;

An inventive critique of your pride & joy and a surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio.

We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.

Yours faithfully,

Winston

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Just for fun, here is a copy and paste of the first paragraph on their website homepage.

Penises. Anyone who shares unwelcome photos of their wang online must think theirs is a work of art, right? Well now, it can be! If you feel the urge to send a no-context jpeg of your junk, we’ll give it the audience you clearly think it deserves, by pinning its wrinkly ball sack to the blockchain. Yes that’s right, we’ll mint it as a NFT, for the WHOLE WORLD to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun, here is a copy and paste of the first paragraph on their website homepage.

How did you find this?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Good idea in principle, possibly open to revenge porn challenges.

Our preferred response;

Dear Sir,

Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration.

We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.

However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that.

The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that covers the following:

1 - Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step-by-step guide to saying hello)

2 - How to appear as though you weren't raised by wolves.

3 - Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration.

4 - How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants)

5 - Penis Reading: a new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.

We will also answer questions you might have such as: "Do I have too much time on my hands?"

And "Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control?"

Finally, as a gesture of goodwill, we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions;

An inventive critique of your pride & joy and a surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio.

We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.

Yours faithfully,

Winston

Dying

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"And finally, is there something similar available for all the unsolicited Vag pics I keep getting sent

I’ve stopped now, 5 was my limit.

Yeah, that last one with the marrow was borderline illegal!

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"Just for fun, here is a copy and paste of the first paragraph on their website homepage.

How did you find this?"

How did I find the website?

By googling "dealing with unsolicited dick pics"

No need to ask why I was googling that though, obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun, here is a copy and paste of the first paragraph on their website homepage.

How did you find this?

How did I find the website?

By googling "dealing with unsolicited dick pics"

No need to ask why I was googling that though, obviously!

Haha fair enough, I would just keep a dick pick and send it back to the guy

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"Good idea in principle, possibly open to revenge porn challenges.

Our preferred response;

Dear Sir,

Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration.

We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.

However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that.

The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that covers the following:

1 - Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step-by-step guide to saying hello)

2 - How to appear as though you weren't raised by wolves.

3 - Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration.

4 - How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants)

5 - Penis Reading: a new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.

We will also answer questions you might have such as: "Do I have too much time on my hands?"

And "Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control?"

Finally, as a gesture of goodwill, we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions;

An inventive critique of your pride & joy and a surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio.

We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.

Yours faithfully,

Winston

Absolutely love that would it be ok to steal it please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And finally, is there something similar available for all the unsolicited Vag pics I keep getting sent

I’ve stopped now, 5 was my limit.

Yeah, that last one with the marrow was borderline illegal!

You cheeky so and so. It was a courgette.

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"Just for fun, here is a copy and paste of the first paragraph on their website homepage.

How did you find this?

How did I find the website?

By googling "dealing with unsolicited dick pics"

No need to ask why I was googling that though, obviously!

Haha fair enough, I would just keep a dick pick and send it back to the guy "

I've done that plenty of times, I have two very "interesting" ones that I use when I can be bothered replying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun, here is a copy and paste of the first paragraph on their website homepage.

How did you find this?

How did I find the website?

By googling "dealing with unsolicited dick pics"

No need to ask why I was googling that though, obviously!

Haha fair enough, I would just keep a dick pick and send it back to the guy

I've done that plenty of times, I have two very "interesting" ones that I use when I can be bothered replying"

Haha ill leave it to my imagination what you mean by interesting

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"And finally, is there something similar available for all the unsolicited Vag pics I keep getting sent

I’ve stopped now, 5 was my limit.

Yeah, that last one with the marrow was borderline illegal!

You cheeky so and so. It was a courgette."

Ah, a tricky camera angle! Or was it a "Fab" Marrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It sounds funny in principle but in practice it could open up a can of worms (legally and morally).

Would the recipient need prove that the dick pic was unsolicited in the first place and by creating the NFT would this then constitute revenge porn?

And finally, is there something similar available for all the unsolicited Vag pics I keep getting sent

Genuinely was a spell on here when I was getting sent unsolicited vag pics appears to of dried up now "

Dry vag pics

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I love Winston's reply.

I have to confess to only ever responding if an unsolicited dick pic (we really don't mind them) is accompanied by a crass enough message to warrant it.

Usually along the lines of "what's that photo of? Looks almost like a penis but much, much smaller" or "sorry, I have a gap in my front teeth and I'm worried that might get stuck there".

The idea of creating an NFT is amusing though. Definitely falls foul of copyright law anywhere in the world though, and probably many a countries revenge porn or obscenity laws too.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"That's next Christmas's presents sorted.

But i have to ask...NFT??"

It stands for Non-fungible token.

It's like digital artwork, they have a unique code or something that can't be replicated.

I'm not really too sure what the deal is with them, the whole thing seems a bit stupid to me.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Good idea in principle, possibly open to revenge porn challenges.

Our preferred response;

Dear Sir,

Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration.

We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.

However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that.

The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that covers the following:

1 - Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step-by-step guide to saying hello)

2 - How to appear as though you weren't raised by wolves.

3 - Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration.

4 - How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants)

5 - Penis Reading: a new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.

We will also answer questions you might have such as: "Do I have too much time on my hands?"

And "Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control?"

Finally, as a gesture of goodwill, we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions;

An inventive critique of your pride & joy and a surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio.

We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.

Yours faithfully,

Winston

Absolutely love that would it be ok to steal it please?"

*Puts hand up to jump on that bandwagon*

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

This is a funny idea, but eventually there'll be a data base of millions upon millions of dick pics... They will be so commonplace that they will be utterly worthless.

Maybe if you got someone famous or if the pic was particularly unique, like it captured a comet falling to earth in the background it might be worth something.

But an over the toilet shot of a flaccid knob captioned "Dave Daveman 56 Coventry" is worth about as much money as it is now

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"There is a company called NFT THE DP …"

I know the girl behind this. She’s ace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's next Christmas's presents sorted.

But i have to ask...NFT??

It stands for Non-fungible token.

It's like digital artwork, they have a unique code or something that can't be replicated.

I'm not really too sure what the deal is with them, the whole thing seems a bit stupid to me. "

Thank you...i think. I understood most of the words.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Good idea in principle, possibly open to revenge porn challenges.

Our preferred response;

Dear Sir,

Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration.

We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.

However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that.

The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that covers the following:

1 - Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step-by-step guide to saying hello)

2 - How to appear as though you weren't raised by wolves.

3 - Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration.

4 - How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants)

5 - Penis Reading: a new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.

We will also answer questions you might have such as: "Do I have too much time on my hands?"

And "Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control?"

Finally, as a gesture of goodwill, we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions;

An inventive critique of your pride & joy and a surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio.

We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.

Yours faithfully,

Winston

Absolutely love that would it be ok to steal it please?

*Puts hand up to jump on that bandwagon*

Help yourselves.

Youtube video if you prefer. https://youtu.be/RCSYBeWuDhw

Winston

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

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"There is a company called NFT THE DP …

I know the girl behind this. She’s ace."

I love her already. Has she got any other brilliant ideas like this?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I love her already. Has she got any other brilliant ideas like this?"

She has brilliant ideas for a living.

This was a freebie - she joked about it in a meeting and some web developers made it happen.

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I love her already. Has she got any other brilliant ideas like this?

She has brilliant ideas for a living.

This was a freebie - she joked about it in a meeting and some web developers made it happen.

Please send my compliments to the chef

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Please send my compliments to the chef"

Consider it done.

*chef kiss emoji*

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"There is a company called NFT THE DP …

I know the girl behind this. She’s ace.

I love her already. Has she got any other brilliant ideas like this?"

Don't know about her but there was a lady once who ran a website called Critique My Dick Pick.

For a fee guys would send her a pic and she would give a rating out of 10 and feedback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a company called NFT THE DP …

I know the girl behind this. She’s ace.

I love her already. Has she got any other brilliant ideas like this?

Don't know about her but there was a lady once who ran a website called Critique My Dick Pick.

For a fee guys would send her a pic and she would give a rating out of 10 and feedback. "

Is that not what fab is for for free

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"There is a company called NFT THE DP …

I know the girl behind this. She’s ace.

I love her already. Has she got any other brilliant ideas like this?

Don't know about her but there was a lady once who ran a website called Critique My Dick Pick.

For a fee guys would send her a pic and she would give a rating out of 10 and feedback. "

I just googled her and found an interview she did explaining and it's very interesting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you've ever received unsolicited dick pics, (I'm not talking about from fab as that is a different situation), but just from people who you maybe you're getting to know know etc.... Here is potentially a quite fun way of dealing with it.

I do think it is an absolutely hilarious way of potentially dealing with unsolicited dick pics should you be that way inclined.

I find it hilarious idea and potentially an interesting way to deal with cyber flashing."

Good idea but does that count as a revenge porn?

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