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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Saw a picture of an extremely attractive lady on Fab with the longest nails I have ever seen. However I wondered how she wiped her bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw a picture of an extremely attractive lady on Fab with the longest nails I have ever seen. However I wondered how she wiped her bum?"

As a lady with long nails apart from the obvious answer of with toilet roll or in my case wipes lol it's actually really easy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So usually with long nails you would wrap a layer of toilet tissue around the nail and and insert it into your ass and gently turn and twist to clean it all out. It's an absolute nightmare but it's the only way to wipe without snapping your nails.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I've never used my nails to wipe my butt, so not sure why their length matters

K

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So usually with long nails you would wrap a layer of toilet tissue around the nail and and insert it into your ass and gently turn and twist to clean it all out. It's an absolute nightmare but it's the only way to wipe without snapping your nails."

I see but what if you have piles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scoop and flick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The butler

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scoop and flick."

I have met that couple, for social of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How many sheets of paper do you use?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I pop round and do it for her. Can't half her ruining her sexy nails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So usually with long nails you would wrap a layer of toilet tissue around the nail and and insert it into your ass and gently turn and twist to clean it all out. It's an absolute nightmare but it's the only way to wipe without snapping your nails.

I see but what if you have piles? "

I usually slide down the stairs without any underwear on. I have soft plush velvet carpet so it does the job nicely without irritating my piles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I pop round and do it for her. Can't half her ruining her sexy nails. "

Can’t decide if that is true love or obsession!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So usually with long nails you would wrap a layer of toilet tissue around the nail and and insert it into your ass and gently turn and twist to clean it all out. It's an absolute nightmare but it's the only way to wipe without snapping your nails.

I see but what if you have piles?

I usually slide down the stairs without any underwear on. I have soft plush velvet carpet so it does the job nicely without irritating my piles."

So you have that crazy trendy striped carpet theme going on?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I pop round and do it for her. Can't half her ruining her sexy nails. "

Thank you Magneto, you are always so kind. I am done for the day, byt you can pop round tomorrow morning

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scoop and flick.

I have met that couple, for social of course "

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I pop round and do it for her. Can't half her ruining her sexy nails.

Thank you Magneto, you are always so kind. I am done for the day, byt you can pop round tomorrow morning

K"

Will do k. I've even got the fancy 3 ply quilted for you tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I pop round and do it for her. Can't half her ruining her sexy nails.

Thank you Magneto, you are always so kind. I am done for the day, byt you can pop round tomorrow morning

K

Will do k. I've even got the fancy 3 ply quilted for you tomorrow "

When I was a kid we had St Izal medicated tracing paper which needed folding carefully......

And we had an outside loo

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