FabSwingers.com forum: Would you use your mates phone to make an emergency call……

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

……….knowing that he’d recently performed a lovely tributed over the screen?

I’m talking real life emergency like getting your JustEat order in before closing time or ringing for an Uber to pick you up outside the Dog and Trumpet.

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just wipe it on the curtains and continue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely, I'd even give it a lick before I dialled

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

As long as the cum was still warm Rex it wouldn’t be a problem

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Nein Nein Nein.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Just tilt the phone so it slides to the other end of the screen and dial the number

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd put it on vibrate and add my own

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Nein Nein Nein.

Calling the police?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Frankly, if you can happily join in at an orgy then you can damn well use that cumstained phone. (So long as you can get the touchscreen to work without having to clean it off first.)

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No!!

No JustEat for you tonight then

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'd just wipe it on the curtains and continue."

This is what I did actually

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Frankly, if you can happily join in at an orgy then you can damn well use that cumstained phone. (So long as you can get the touchscreen to work without having to clean it off first.)"

That’s what tongues are for

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Absolutely, I'd even give it a lick before I dialled"

I need to take a cold shower

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"That’s what tongues are for

Dialling with your tongue is awkward though. Rex said this was an emergency!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"As long as the cum was still warm Rex it wouldn’t be a problem

You can get preggers from warm cum on a phone screen you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"……….knowing that he’d recently performed a lovely tributed over the screen?

I’m talking real life emergency like getting your JustEat order in before closing time or ringing for an Uber to pick you up outside the Dog and Trumpet.

Love and Peace

Cum stained screen is not getting in the way of a delivered kebab

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Nein Nein Nein.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No!!

No JustEat for you tonight then

There's plenty I can put in my mouth instead.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Just tilt the phone so it slides to the other end of the screen and dial the number

What if the phone number covers all the numbers on the screen though?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"As long as the cum was still warm Rex it wouldn’t be a problem

You can get preggers from warm cum on a phone screen you know

Luckily I can’t Rex so it’s all good

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'd put it on vibrate and add my own

Or put it vibrate and let the phone shake itself dry like a dog does

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Frankly, if you can happily join in at an orgy then you can damn well use that cumstained phone. (So long as you can get the touchscreen to work without having to clean it off first.)"

I ain’t stirring no man’s porridge

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"That’s what tongues are for

Dialling with your tongue is awkward though. Rex said this was an emergency!"

I can’t talk down a phone with my tongue out

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"……….knowing that he’d recently performed a lovely tributed over the screen?

I’m talking real life emergency like getting your JustEat order in before closing time or ringing for an Uber to pick you up outside the Dog and Trumpet.

Love and Peace

Cum stained screen is not getting in the way of a delivered kebab "

A dude after my own heart

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No!!

No JustEat for you tonight then

There's plenty I can put in my mouth instead.

I’m in

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"That’s what tongues are for

Dialling with your tongue is awkward though. Rex said this was an emergency!"

Dialling with your tongue? Oh that’s my speciality

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"As long as the cum was still warm Rex it wouldn’t be a problem

You can get preggers from warm cum on a phone screen you know

Luckily I can’t Rex so it’s all good

You can borrow my phone for a JustEat Chinese then

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By *auti Lass and MoleCouple
over a year ago

Bicester

Kids are using technology earlier and earlier. Never seen preconception swiping on tinder before...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"As long as the cum was still warm Rex it wouldn’t be a problem

You can get preggers from warm cum on a phone screen you know

Luckily I can’t Rex so it’s all good

You can borrow my phone for a JustEat Chinese then

Thanks. I’ll order the balls please

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

I'd make him do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god this is the most difficult question I've seen on here...

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Kids are using technology earlier and earlier. Never seen preconception swiping on tinder before..."

You have now. I swipe and wipe

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"As long as the cum was still warm Rex it wouldn’t be a problem

You can get preggers from warm cum on a phone screen you know

Luckily I can’t Rex so it’s all good

You can borrow my phone for a JustEat Chinese then

Thanks. I’ll order the balls please

You can order balls from a Chinese?

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Just use Siri and leave it in all it’s decorated glory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just use Siri and leave it in all it’s decorated glory

Beautiful and smart...

MAA, IM IN LOVE AGAIN

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Oh god this is the most difficult question I've seen on here..."

The most difficult of conundrums need to be tackled head on

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"As long as the cum was still warm Rex it wouldn’t be a problem

You can get preggers from warm cum on a phone screen you know

Luckily I can’t Rex so it’s all good

You can borrow my phone for a JustEat Chinese then

Thanks. I’ll order the balls please

You can order balls from a Chinese?

King prawns have balls apparently…

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Just use Siri and leave it in all it’s decorated glory

Ooohhhhh nicely avoided

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"As long as the cum was still warm Rex it wouldn’t be a problem

You can get preggers from warm cum on a phone screen you know

Luckily I can’t Rex so it’s all good

You can borrow my phone for a JustEat Chinese then

Thanks. I’ll order the balls please

You can order balls from a Chinese?

King prawns have balls apparently…

I’m not putting balls in my mouth

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"As long as the cum was still warm Rex it wouldn’t be a problem

You can get preggers from warm cum on a phone screen you know

Luckily I can’t Rex so it’s all good

You can borrow my phone for a JustEat Chinese then

Thanks. I’ll order the balls please

You can order balls from a Chinese?

King prawns have balls apparently…

I’m not putting balls in my mouth

^^ certainly not the Kings as well

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Just use Siri and leave it in all it’s decorated glory

Beautiful and smart...

MAA, IM IN LOVE AGAIN"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No!!

No JustEat for you tonight then

There's plenty I can put in my mouth instead.

I’m in

Are you?

I can't feel anything

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"As long as the cum was still warm Rex it wouldn’t be a problem

You can get preggers from warm cum on a phone screen you know

Luckily I can’t Rex so it’s all good

You can borrow my phone for a JustEat Chinese then

Thanks. I’ll order the balls please

You can order balls from a Chinese?

King prawns have balls apparently…

I’m not putting balls in my mouth

^^ certainly not the Kings as well

What a shame. They’re really tasty

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No!!

No JustEat for you tonight then

There's plenty I can put in my mouth instead.

I’m in

Are you?

I can't feel anything

It’s cold that’s why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea fuck it

Might clear some earwax as well

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Just use Siri and leave it in all it’s decorated glory

Ooohhhhh nicely avoided

Not just tits and ass

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Just use Siri and leave it in all it’s decorated glory

Ooohhhhh nicely avoided

Not just tits and ass

At a guess I’d personally say you’re speaking more from experience

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Just use Siri and leave it in all it’s decorated glory

Ooohhhhh nicely avoided

Not just tits and ass

At a guess I’d personally say you’re speaking more from experience

I most certainly am not

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By *lderflowerappleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Of course... voice assistant doesn't care if she's got jizz all over her face!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Voice dialling is an option too

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A real emergency needs help ASAP so yes.

Now if he's just past out from wanking wipe it on him first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if it was your phone Rex. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick it. Use it. Tribute it. Give it back.

I’d probably get a free phone out if it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be questioning why he decided to spunk on his phone instead off on / up me ha ha

I mean if I am there then why not

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'd get that lingering screen beard moisturiser on my face in an instant.

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