FabSwingers.com forum: Can you define ‘big thick cock’?

By *ager 2 Please OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/midlands

I have searched the forums, but can’t find an answer to this query. Some couples, and ladies require ‘a big thick cock’ and while I don’t for a second think mine is thick (if it was thick, I think I’d know the answer), what does a ‘thick’ cock equate to?

For example, if it is just fatter than a pencil dick, sorted. If it’s the size of a Pringles can, then I may have to lie down in a dark room and feel slightly more insecure than usual (small violins, just joking) but interested to find out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It needs to be as thick and long as your forearm.

Otherwise you're a wee little man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it doesn't fill a traffic cone, you're too small for her bro.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it doesn't fill a traffic cone, you're too small for her bro."

Wouldn't that penis be triangular shaped?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Mine can’t do basic arithmetic so I’d say he’s well thick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have to ask, it’s not thick! That’s how I see it.

I imagine if my fingers couldn’t touch when I wrapped them around it, I’d consider it thick. That’s just me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it doesn't fill a traffic cone, you're too small for her bro.

Wouldn't that penis be triangular shaped?"

Considering most penises foreskins resemble gonzos nose, I'm sure it is the right shape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know those concrete pillar things that hold up roads or bridges... or that you see outside fancy stately homes... that thick

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

The opposite of small and thin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it doesn't fill a traffic cone, you're too small for her bro.

Wouldn't that penis be triangular shaped?

Considering most penises foreskins resemble gonzos nose, I'm sure it is the right shape."

What penises have hurt you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you know those concrete pillar things that hold up roads or bridges... or that you see outside fancy stately homes... that thick

Px "

Ya know those long things, hold up heavy things...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think your OK op. You look average compared to some of the cocks on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once genuinely felt like I was being fisted it was so thick! But that wouldn't be my standard benchmark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think your OK op. You look average compared to some of the cocks on here"

I think he wants to be thick and big not average...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"If you have to ask, it’s not thick! That’s how I see it.

I imagine if my fingers couldn’t touch when I wrapped them around it, I’d consider it thick. That’s just me. "

Or you're Jeremy Beadle/Donald Trump......

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Refer to the Big Harold profile for all answers on big thick cocks OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take 2 photos and put them in your profile op!!

One with your cock next to a pencil. And one next to a Pringles can.

People will then be able to see if you are thick.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"you know those concrete pillar things that hold up roads or bridges... or that you see outside fancy stately homes... that thick

Px "

What a perfect description.

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By *LheadMan
over a year ago

Chester

Thick as basically the size of a can of deodorant or slightly thinner.

The amount of guys who describe themselves as "hung" here is hilarious. 4 inches is the new hung apparently.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I think your OK op. You look average compared to some of the cocks on here

I think he wants to be thick and big not average...

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Well he will be disappointed then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think your OK op. You look average compared to some of the cocks on here

I think he wants to be thick and big not average...

Well he will be disappointed then"

Ouch, Jesus I feel hurt for him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask big Harold he'll let you know

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By *ager 2 Please OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/midlands

"It needs to be as thick and long as your forearm.

Otherwise you're a wee little man!"

Ha, I will be changing my profile name as soon as possible, I sit (in a darkened room) ashamed.

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By *ager 2 Please OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/midlands

"Mine can’t do basic arithmetic so I’d say he’s well thick "

Good game. Well played. ??

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By *ager 2 Please OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/midlands

"you know those concrete pillar things that hold up roads or bridges... or that you see outside fancy stately homes... that thick

Px "

Love that response.. reminded me of Newman and Badiel ‘old men sketch’ - you see that puddle on the floor? That’s me crying, ha.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

A big thick cock?

Well, there's Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage and Donald Trump for starters..

Oh..that wasn't what you meant, was it?..

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By *ager 2 Please OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/midlands

"I think your OK op. You look average compared to some of the cocks on here"

I will take average all day long. I mean, I’ll take the label of ‘average’ all day long.

Thank you for redeeming some of my esteem, an average amount.

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By *ager 2 Please OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/midlands

"A big thick cock?

Well, there's Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage and Donald Trump for starters..

Oh..that wasn't what you meant, was it?.."

A little bit of politics… love it. Mrs Thatch… and so on…

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By *ager 2 Please OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/midlands

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur, average is good, happy with that. I just don’t want to respond to someone saying ‘have a look’ and then be charged for false advertising.

A very litigious lot Fabbers.

Thanks for the responses, all belters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Average” = banging on the end of the ketchup bottle. Good

“Thick” = the ketchup bottle. Not always good.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Use a empty toilet paper roll If it fits if not go up a level kitchen roll

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By *ager 2 Please OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/midlands

"Use a empty toilet paper roll If it fits if not go up a level kitchen roll "

Could I start with a thimble and work up from there? Think I could nail that.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's a bit like obscenity - I know it when I see it

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By *ehind closed curtainsCouple
over a year ago

East Midlands

The same size as my wrist is how I would define thick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say yours looks thick to me, as an aside I love seeing the vein/ridge bit on the underside of a hard cock such as in your pic. Thankyou.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing op is now cock blind from all the dic pix sent to him...for reference purposes only obviously

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Mine big enough to fill a pramb if that helps

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By *ager 2 Please OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/midlands

"I'm guessing op is now cock blind from all the dic pix sent to him...for reference purposes only obviously

My eyes!!! My eyes!!!!

It was not the intended outcome. Next time I’ll ask for what ‘big juicy boobs’ mean and see what comes my way.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

When it has to turn sideways to get into the chicken-coup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm guessing op is now cock blind from all the dic pix sent to him...for reference purposes only obviously

My eyes!!! My eyes!!!!

It was not the intended outcome. Next time I’ll ask for what ‘big juicy boobs’ mean and see what comes my way."

Tried it, outcome is deflating

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By *ager 2 Please OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/midlands

"I'm guessing op is now cock blind from all the dic pix sent to him...for reference purposes only obviously

My eyes!!! My eyes!!!!

It was not the intended outcome. Next time I’ll ask for what ‘big juicy boobs’ mean and see what comes my way.

Tried it, outcome is deflating

Damn it ??

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By *ireman28Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire Nottinghamshire

Mine has made a few eyes water

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Their are a few examples i can give but that would be unfair to each of them

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By *ete le MeatMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

I have a 'Pringles can photo" comparison in my photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It needs to be like a baby elephant's trunk holding a tennis ball

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

When my wife goes OMG and Wow

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

If it's thick then no good...needs to be able to do algebra and astro physics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my wife goes OMG and Wow"

When it's really big does she say 'yowzas!'

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By *axedwardsMan
over a year ago

romford

Thick cock here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can’t fit your dick in a kitchen roll it’s thick or is that a toilet roll? One of them

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By *ager 2 Please OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/midlands

So it’s thicker than a toilet roll (ouch). I just need to check the kitchen roll now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have searched the forums, but can’t find an answer to this query. Some couples, and ladies require ‘a big thick cock’ and while I don’t for a second think mine is thick (if it was thick, I think I’d know the answer), what does a ‘thick’ cock equate to?

Pretty certain you have to compare it to a Sky remote. Not sure what the result has to be, but that's definitely a step.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The answer you seek resides in the Big Harold profile OP

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By *ixie BeanMan
over a year ago

Wallasey

Energy drink thickness ?

Or anything that makes the lady say ouch .

Your description is subjective to the recipient I guess

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