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This Thread only for Men absolutely No Tits or sugar puffs allowed whatsoever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is a thread for men just to chat on no agenda just chat shit

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Shut up and accept the minge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about jack shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shut up and accept the minge."

Yeah power to the vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shut up and accept the minge."

No

Men only

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

This could be seen as rude to the men that have boobs too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shut up and accept the minge.

Yeah power to the vagina "

See two minutes in

The sugar puffs are taking over

Don’t fall for it

It’s ruse

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Shut up and accept the minge.

No

Men only "

Then I now identify as a man. Just one with cracking norks and a vagina that can bend steel.

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By *auti Lass and MoleCouple
over a year ago

Bicester

Memories of the GFZ (Girl Free Zone).

It was never a girl free zone, but they did bring the beer and dressed up as serving wenches.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Make fab a cock free zone for one day

Withdraw our labour so to say

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

* sneaks in *

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"* sneaks in *"

Oi watch it you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh thank God lads. Bloody women harpin in my ear all day long. Who here likes boobs?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this like Monty Python Life of Brian , the stoning scene when asked if there any women here ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this like Monty Python Life of Brian , the stoning scene when asked if there any women here ? "

Withdraw our labour

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This room is a fucking mess and it stinks .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This room is a fucking mess and it stinks ....... "

Good

No go find your own

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Anyone got a big pair of adjustable spanners I can borrow to do man stuff with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If sugar puffs are out, no men should be allowed.

#stinkyweewee

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Is this the thread when we finally admit that a bromance is better than a relationship? I don’t think the women are ready to hear that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps if the ladies just kinda lurk in here you fellas just might compare their manhoods ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q. Why do females have small feet??

A. Allows them to get closer to kitchen sink when doing dishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got a big pair of adjustable spanners I can borrow to do man stuff with? "

It’s always the nut behind the tool or is it the other way round ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Making the popcorn *.

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By *ussraneCouple
over a year ago

Romford

I was once told ( as a teenager) to go for a woman with small feet as they are better in the bedroom !

Anyone else believe this ?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Is this the thread when we finally admit that a bromance is better than a relationship? I don’t think the women are ready to hear that."

I’m not sure all the men will be ready to hear that either. Especially when you start sucking their cocks

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Q. Why do females have small feet??

A. Allows them to get closer to kitchen sink when doing dishes "

You so got that wrong....

Small feet allow us to give good foot jobs in 2023

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"This is a thread for men just to chat on no agenda just chat shit

"

Chat shit…. Get banged

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

This is a minge free zone.

Ladies go, shut the door on your way out.

Wait wait hang on.

Put kettle on luv makes us a cuppa,off you trot now sweetheart.

And don't forget the chocolate biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lads which woman here do you reckon gives the best footwank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Q. Why do females have small feet??

A. Allows them to get closer to kitchen sink when doing dishes

You so got that wrong....

Small feet allow us to give good foot jobs in 2023 "

perhaps yes, but only once you have finished the dishes, washing, hoovering, ironing, dusting.........

now back to the kitchen please.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

If you really want a just men thread you should have done a photo swap thread, as they always become a sausage fest.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Small feet allow us to give good foot jobs in 2023 "

So many questions spring to mind.

What was wrong with 2022’s footjobs?

Were your feet bigger last year?

What’s with footjobs anyway? I don’t get the appeal. Actually I’ve never had one. Maybe I’m missing out. Am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a thread for men just to chat on no agenda just chat shit

"

Is this like a Little Rascals Club House?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Small feet allow us to give good foot jobs in 2023

So many questions spring to mind.

What was wrong with 2022’s footjobs?

Were your feet bigger last year?

What’s with footjobs anyway? I don’t get the appeal. Actually I’ve never had one. Maybe I’m missing out. Am I?"

Lack of effort last year to offer foot jobs

You're missing out on my fantastic company and personality, footjobs or not...ha

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"You're missing out on my fantastic company and personality, footjobs or not...ha "

Yes but not for much longer, thanks to the matchmaking threads.

This ain’t the thread for flirting though. Take it to messages …

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Have to admit I have never been one for sugar puffs, always preferred rice krispies myself.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"You're missing out on my fantastic company and personality, footjobs or not...ha

Yes but not for much longer, thanks to the matchmaking threads.

This ain’t the thread for flirting though. Take it to messages …"

That's not flirting......waving a bucket of KFC at you is what I class as flirting....

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

See this is what’s wrong with the world today………. WOMEN. Give them the vote, now they think allowed to take over or enter any room, it needs to be stamped out now or before long they will just take over!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Small feet allow us to give good foot jobs in 2023

So many questions spring to mind.

What was wrong with 2022’s footjobs?

Were your feet bigger last year?

What’s with footjobs anyway? I don’t get the appeal. Actually I’ve never had one. Maybe I’m missing out. Am I?"

Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"That's not flirting......waving a bucket of KFC at you is what I class as flirting.... "

I’m going to get fed as well? This will be the best social ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See this is what’s wrong with the world today………. WOMEN. Give them the vote, now they think allowed to take over or enter any room, it needs to be stamped out now or before long they will just take over!!!!"

even on this thread they will always try and get the last word in lol

yap, yap, yap

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging! "

But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?

I don’t get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See this is what’s wrong with the world today………. WOMEN. Give them the vote, now they think allowed to take over or enter any room, it needs to be stamped out now or before long they will just take over!!!!

even on this thread they will always try and get the last word in lol

yap, yap, yap "

Men to the left because women are always right

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Q. Why do females have small feet??

A. Allows them to get closer to kitchen sink when doing dishes

You so got that wrong....

Small feet allow us to give good foot jobs in 2023 "

Oh baby. It’s been far too long since I had one of those. An ex was a pro at it

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!

But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?

I don’t get it. "

It’s just another different thing! If the woman has pretty feet and knows what she’s doing, it feels amazing.

I suspect there aren’t too many totties that would want us shoving a gnarly big toe into their bits to reciprocate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!

But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?

I don’t get it.

It’s just another different thing! If the woman has pretty feet and knows what she’s doing, it feels amazing.

I suspect there aren’t too many totties that would want us shoving a gnarly big toe into their bits to reciprocate "

I did that thread.

It did not go down well no sirrr

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!

But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?

I don’t get it.

It’s just another different thing! If the woman has pretty feet and knows what she’s doing, it feels amazing.

I suspect there aren’t too many totties that would want us shoving a gnarly big toe into their bits to reciprocate

I did that thread.

It did not go down well no sirrr"

What a shocker brucey!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!

But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?

I don’t get it.

It’s just another different thing! If the woman has pretty feet and knows what she’s doing, it feels amazing.

I suspect there aren’t too many totties that would want us shoving a gnarly big toe into their bits to reciprocate

I did that thread.

It did not go down well no sirrr"

You were never ever supposed to mention THAT thread ever again Brucey. Please god no

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!

But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?

I don’t get it. "

Because you'll get what you're given and stop bloody moaning about it and be grateful....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!

But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?

I don’t get it.

It’s just another different thing! If the woman has pretty feet and knows what she’s doing, it feels amazing.

I suspect there aren’t too many totties that would want us shoving a gnarly big toe into their bits to reciprocate

I did that thread.

It did not go down well no sirrr

You were never ever supposed to mention THAT thread ever again Brucey. Please god no "

But the sequels due up in my schedule for day after tomorrow!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

What else gets thrown back in our faces, once so generously and passionately offered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!

But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?

I don’t get it.

Because you'll get what you're given and stop bloody moaning about it and be grateful...."

I'd absolutely have a footjob from you boo

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"See this is what’s wrong with the world today………. WOMEN. Give them the vote, now they think allowed to take over or enter any room, it needs to be stamped out now or before long they will just take over!!!!"

And if it wasn't for the women, where would all the men be now?

A stain all dry and crusty on a set of curtains somewhere..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See this is what’s wrong with the world today………. WOMEN. Give them the vote, now they think allowed to take over or enter any room, it needs to be stamped out now or before long they will just take over!!!!

And if it wasn't for the women, where would all the men be now?

A stain all dry and crusty on a set of curtains somewhere..

"

Not me, I wipe with my dressing gown

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!

But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?

I don’t get it.

It’s just another different thing! If the woman has pretty feet and knows what she’s doing, it feels amazing.

I suspect there aren’t too many totties that would want us shoving a gnarly big toe into their bits to reciprocate

I did that thread.

It did not go down well no sirrr

You were never ever supposed to mention THAT thread ever again Brucey. Please god no

But the sequels due up in my schedule for day after tomorrow!"

I’m logging off that day. All day

* this is a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!

But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?

I don’t get it.

It’s just another different thing! If the woman has pretty feet and knows what she’s doing, it feels amazing.

I suspect there aren’t too many totties that would want us shoving a gnarly big toe into their bits to reciprocate

I did that thread.

It did not go down well no sirrr

You were never ever supposed to mention THAT thread ever again Brucey. Please god no

But the sequels due up in my schedule for day after tomorrow!

I’m logging off that day. All day

* this is a lie "

It's gonna be called. Ok but would you let me put my toe in if I also stroked your hair and fed you a kinder bueno?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Woa drive home from work this is way getting out of hand

Can all sugar puffs exit stage left please

Don’t bang the door on way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless one of these men can make me a sammich I'm off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good they have there own thread now

Time for party

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!

But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?

I don’t get it.

It’s just another different thing! If the woman has pretty feet and knows what she’s doing, it feels amazing.

I suspect there aren’t too many totties that would want us shoving a gnarly big toe into their bits to reciprocate

I did that thread.

It did not go down well no sirrr

You were never ever supposed to mention THAT thread ever again Brucey. Please god no

But the sequels due up in my schedule for day after tomorrow!

I’m logging off that day. All day

* this is a lie

It's gonna be called. Ok but would you let me put my toe in if I also stroked your hair and fed you a kinder bueno?"

You promised not to do the long title thing again… remember?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shut up and accept the minge."

You're preaching to the converted on this site!

C.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!

But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?

I don’t get it.

It’s just another different thing! If the woman has pretty feet and knows what she’s doing, it feels amazing.

I suspect there aren’t too many totties that would want us shoving a gnarly big toe into their bits to reciprocate

I did that thread.

It did not go down well no sirrr

You were never ever supposed to mention THAT thread ever again Brucey. Please god no

But the sequels due up in my schedule for day after tomorrow!

I’m logging off that day. All day

* this is a lie

It's gonna be called. Ok but would you let me put my toe in if I also stroked your hair and fed you a kinder bueno?

You promised not to do the long title thing again… remember? "

Oh that was me lying silly

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"This is a thread for men just to chat on no agenda just chat shit "

I cannot believe this little gem of a thread sneaked below my radar.

Is this where the affluent chaps come for the effluent chats?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is a thread for men just to chat on no agenda just chat shit

I cannot believe this little gem of a thread sneaked below my radar.

Is this where the affluent chaps come for the effluent chats? "

Yes

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Well it was. Seems a bit quiet now.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Only because all the ladies left

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

It’s about time we had a thread all about us for a change. Anyone else can’t get a meet ?

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport


"This room is a fucking mess and it stinks ....... "

Yes but it’s our room and we like it

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Sounds like my idea of hell, I hardly ever meet men that I would have any interest in talking to, give me female friends and company any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shut up and accept the minge."

I dream of hearing this in real life, generally speaking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like my idea of hell, I hardly ever meet men that I would have any interest in talking to, give me female friends and company any day"

This guys too busy for boring old man chat with all the pussy he has!

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"What about jack shit "

Oi...leave my bowel movements out of it.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Sounds like my idea of hell, I hardly ever meet men that I would have any interest in talking to, give me female friends and company any day

This guys too busy for boring old man chat with all the pussy he has!"

Is that both poon & tang together??

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"Sounds like my idea of hell, I hardly ever meet men that I would have any interest in talking to, give me female friends and company any day

This guys too busy for boring old man chat with all the pussy he has!"

No, I’ve just always preferred female company all my life

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"This is a thread for men just to chat on no agenda just chat shit

Chat shit…. Get reverse gang banged "

Ok..I'll chat shit of you're offering.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"This is a thread for men just to chat on no agenda just chat shit

I cannot believe this little gem of a thread sneaked below my radar.

Is this where the affluent chaps come for the effluent chats?

Yes "

Perfect. I will have to put on temporary hold my two inamoratas and engage in some male solidarity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only here looking for a man with a BIG toolbox.......My car needs fixing....Oh and when you've done that Hoover and wash it

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Is this the thread when we finally admit that a bromance is better than a relationship? I don’t think the women are ready to hear that.

I’m not sure all the men will be ready to hear that either. Especially when you start sucking their cocks "

This comment took a dark turn very quickly

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Y’know what? I’m never happier than when I’m poking about under a bonnet, with my hands covered in grease and oil.

That’s the sort of thing I *expected* to be chatting about in the MAN THREAD.

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I believe this thread has been compromised. Abort!

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