FabSwingers.com forum: What’s it like to be a woman

By *uperS77 OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

On Fab?

Have you encountered the good the bad and the ugly sides of this site?

Give us guys some idea of what it’s like on a daily basis being a woman on here. What do women want?

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

Picture a slaughter house...

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For most of the parts it is empowering. And entertaining.

The other parts you learn to ignore.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes."

Accurate

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"On Fab?

Have you encountered the good the bad and the ugly sides of this site?

Give us guys some idea of what it’s like on a daily basis being a woman on here. What do women want? "
lol hey if you dont know by now or perhaps you do

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By *lue morphoCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes."

Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.

Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either.."

That’s on you. Who puts mayo on a hotdog?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I think just having a vagina does all three

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By *lue morphoCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.

Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either.."

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.

Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..

Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.

Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..

Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter "
I'm starving stop talking about food will you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as you said.. good, bad, heinous.. and everything fantastical in between

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By *uperS77 OP Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

So apparently replying to women’s messages is also very annoying I have just found out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many messages do you get a day?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

They feel like the apple and the blackcurrant flavours in fruit pastels

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.

Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..

Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter "

But I'm a Richmond thick

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Here's a taste:

Wanna fuck?

Fuck?

Fuck now?

Fuck?

Why aren't you replying?

Wanna fuck?

Entitled fat cunt, wouldn't fuck you anyway.

Wanna fuck?

Fuck now?

Fuck?

Fuck now?

Why won't you answer?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

When you chat to someone great though, it can be fantastic!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.

Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..

Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter

But I'm a Richmond thick

As you asked so nicely I'm putting you in the Nosh Off pile

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.

Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..

Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter

But I'm a Richmond thick

As you asked so nicely I'm putting you in the Nosh Off pile"

Happy to be noshed

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Here's a taste:

Wanna fuck?

Fuck?

Fuck now?

Fuck?

Why aren't you replying?

Wanna fuck?

Entitled fat cunt, wouldn't fuck you anyway.

Wanna fuck?

Fuck now?

Fuck?

Fuck now?

Why won't you answer?"

Exactly this!

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I use lots of filters ,If women don't I can't imagine how fast that inbox fills .

When I first joined with no pics and no text,I had about 50 messages in no time (before I discovered filters).

It can be funny with some of the messages/characters & really annoying some days when people don't read and send you cringey graphic messages or dick pics.

I've met some good people here though that I chat to regularly & even met my other half here too.

I know people say is women have the pick of meets on here ,buy finding someone attractive that you click with isn't always easy either.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

In my opinion, for the most part, it’s pretty entertaining.

I enjoy chatting in the forums. I think there are some really funny, intelligent and interesting people. I like that people tend to be more open and honest as they can remain anonymous if they wish to.

In regards to messages, I’ve learned that filters are our friend, otherwise managing an inbox would be a full time job

Some of the messages are really lovely, thoughtful and appear to be very genuine, the majority are very dull run of the mill (Hi how are you) and then there’s a few that are very weird and frankly awful too - block button is vital in that instance. There is always an endless supply of dick pics.

In terms of volume, before I had my filters on, I would sometimes get hundreds of messages a day, but now it’s down to around 20 which is manageable.

Hope that gives a bit of an insight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's a taste:

Wanna fuck?

Fuck?

Fuck now?

Fuck?

Why aren't you replying?

Wanna fuck?

Entitled fat cunt, wouldn't fuck you anyway.

Wanna fuck?

Fuck now?

Fuck?

Fuck now?

Why won't you answer?"

You missed off fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.

Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..

Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter "

Don’t want to appear sausageist so worth mentioning “ other sausages and tubular processed meat products are available “

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.

Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..

Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter "

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

It's mostly frustrating... I'd just like people to read the profile, before they send a msg.

I'm not inundated, I read every msg (as long as the first line isn't crude) and more often than not, I'll politely decline (unless they really haven't taken any notice of my preferences)

I get fed up of men cherry picking which bits suit their narrative and completely ignoring any boundaries. For example, one half of a couple asking for anything when it clearly states single men.

I don't want to whinge and moan, there's some lovely guys on here, but they honestly cock block themselves 90% of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's a taste:

Wanna fuck?

Fuck?

Fuck now?

Fuck?

Why aren't you replying?

Wanna fuck?

Entitled fat cunt, wouldn't fuck you anyway.

Wanna fuck?

Fuck now?

Fuck?

Fuck now?

Why won't you answer?"

Who said you could use all my cut 'n' paste messages??

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.

Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..

Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter

Don’t want to appear sausageist so worth mentioning “ other sausages and tubular processed meat products are available “"

That is true. And I'd also point out that there is a lot of confusion amongst sausage owners. Many are brandishing cocktail sausages under the misapprehension that that it as a Cumberland sausage. Report them to Trading Standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.

Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..

Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter

Don’t want to appear sausageist so worth mentioning “ other sausages and tubular processed meat products are available “

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.

Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..

Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter "

Are you like this in person?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.

Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..

Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter

Are you like this in person?

Do you mean a stuck up cow? Or a person with a cock?

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Here's a taste:

Wanna fuck?

Fuck?

Fuck now?

Fuck?

Why aren't you replying?

Wanna fuck?

Entitled fat cunt, wouldn't fuck you anyway.

Wanna fuck?

Fuck now?

Fuck?

Fuck now?

Why won't you answer?"

Are you shy?!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Sometimes it's hard to be a woman"

Giving all our love to just one man

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I could post something vaguely witty.

But for all of the negative moaning on the fora, being a woman on Fab for me has been fantastic overall. Sure there's been the occasional less than brilliant moment. A few tears shed now and again. Some flashes of pure irritation, the self doubt that creeps in normally related to my time of the month.

But the forums? They've led to me discovering beautiful souls, forming real friendships that are beyond Fab. My inbox has facilitated fantastic time with others, experiences I didn't think I'd have and many more to come. It's helped me begin to discover my sexuality, learn more confidence.

I'd like for this year to focus my energy more on celebrating the positives. There's a lot to be found on here. Or maybe I've been very lucky.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I've had various experiences over they years and all of them my responsibility and under my control.

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By *tsalwaysthequietonesCouple
over a year ago

Lancs

Mahoosively empowering and has worked absolute wonders for my confidence, infact I would highly reccomend it to anyone that needed a boost.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Sometimes it's hard to be a woman

Giving all our love to just one man"

Thank you

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By *rettyflamingoCouple
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I have broad shoulders

along with big tits and a fat arse ! I don’t take this place too seriously, I’ve learnt this over the years of being here. To contrast I’ve met some truly amazing and wonderful people x

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I think if I punched myself a gazillion times in the nuts & banged my head on a wall , all at the same time I fear I would no get remotely close to what it's like....

Fairly accurate?

U blokes are lucky! So, best not to complain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mahoosively empowering and has worked absolute wonders for my confidence, infact I would highly reccomend it to anyone that needed a boost.

Ditto

Ps. Love that necklace against polka dot. My favourite print

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've mostly forgotten. I set my filters in April 2020 to "fuck off"* and have left them there. It's peaceful.

* You can't send me a first message if you're male, female, trans, or any kind of couple, and I'm not looking for anyone.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"For most of the parts it is empowering. And entertaining.

The other parts you learn to ignore.

This

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I don't think I could be a single woman on fab to be honest.

Mrs

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"I don't think I could be a single woman on fab to be honest.

Mrs "

Joking aside, yes you need a strong stomach; the hide of a rhinoceros and a good sense of humour.... But.... This site brings me fantastic fucks, good friends and a lot of laughs along the way.

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By *rettyflamingoCouple
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"I don't think I could be a single woman on fab to be honest.

Mrs

Joking aside, yes you need a strong stomach; the hide of a rhinoceros and a good sense of humour.... But.... This site brings me fantastic fucks, good friends and a lot of laughs along the way. "

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Daily it's grand I don't get many messages because I keep my filters tight as a ducks ass. I rarely get any abuse most of the messages I have gotten have been okay messages the odd faf one which are just deleted. Most of the replies I have gotten when I say no have been nice as well with the odd one who throws abuse. That just makes me roll my eyes while I delete it.

In saying that it's not just men who cause agro on here. I've had women and the one guy try and get personal info on me. I've had one person share some of my personal info as well to me they are the people who are worse and cause more issues than any message I've gotten off a random guy that I can just delete. Worse are those who enable those people and help them.They never seem to twig that if they share others info they will do the exact are thing to them some day .

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