FabSwingers.com forum: Meet an older lady

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would love to meet a nice naughty older lady on here there must be loads of you i will treat you with respect

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I will say this, OP, you get full marks for effort...

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"I will say this, OP, you get full marks for effort...

God loves a trier

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By *umseekerMan
over a year ago

montrose

#metoo

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I will say this, OP, you get full marks for effort...

God loves a trier

I’ll flip you over and fingerblast you!! - how am I doing?

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

Jeeeesus Christ - not again!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I will say this, OP, you get full marks for effort...

God loves a trier

And he certainly tries...!

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By *ristinapinkWoman
over a year ago

Staines-upon-Thames

Awww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why are some people so sarcastic,when i am being very genuine

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Actually this Goes out to all the hot older burds on here… if you’re not very hot then ignore this.. i had loads of practice stuffing my xmas turkey alone this year so reckon id definitely hit your g spot after a bit of a rummage in there (- i reckon if you’re not squirting within 20 secs tops - you need to see someone about it!! )

So message me … soon as you can as im pretty busy…

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

"Jeeeesus Christ - not again!

That green arrow is the best!

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Actually this Goes out to all the hot older burds on here… if you’re not very hot then ignore this.. i had loads of practice stuffing my xmas turkey alone this year so reckon id definitely hit your g spot after a bit of a rummage in there (- i reckon if you’re not squirting within 20 secs tops - you need to see someone about it!! )

So message me … soon as you can as im pretty busy…

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lol youve reduced women to a dead turkey

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Why are some people so sarcastic,when i am being very genuine

Well the eye roll in your OP suggests a lack of authenticity with either your desire of descriptor of oneself

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By *ir-March-a-lotMan
over a year ago

london

"Jeeeesus Christ - not again!

That green arrow is the best! "

I’ve only just found out about the green arrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nothing better to do with your selves

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

Love and one of more best times last year with an older widow. Lovely kind lady

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I would love to meet a nice naughty older lady on here there must be loads of you i will treat you with respect

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you sussed yer password then?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

So message me … soon as you can as im pretty busy…

lol youve reduced women to a dead turkey

Whoa- the turkey’s supposed to be dead before you stuff it!!! Bastard tried to peck my eyes out!!!

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

"Jeeeesus Christ - not again!

That green arrow is the best! "

Sure is

The green arrow of truth!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

So message me … soon as you can as im pretty busy…

lol youve reduced women to a dead turkey

Whoa- the turkey’s supposed to be dead before you stuff it!!! Bastard tried to peck my eyes out!!!

Nothing wrong with wanting to stuff a feisty one. There's a bit of life left in some of us older birds

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

So message me … soon as you can as im pretty busy…

lol youve reduced women to a dead turkey

Whoa- the turkey’s supposed to be dead before you stuff it!!! Bastard tried to peck my eyes out!!!

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lol hope you stuffed it good and proper

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

So message me … soon as you can as im pretty busy…

lol youve reduced women to a dead turkey

Whoa- the turkey’s supposed to be dead before you stuff it!!! Bastard tried to peck my eyes out!!!

lol hope you stuffed it good and proper

It put up quite a fight but yes!!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Can we add this to the list of your “wants” OP?

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Here we go again

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

So message me … soon as you can as im pretty busy…

lol youve reduced women to a dead turkey

Whoa- the turkey’s supposed to be dead before you stuff it!!! Bastard tried to peck my eyes out!!!

Nothing wrong with wanting to stuff a feisty one. There's a bit of life left in some of us older birds"

Only thing I’m Leaving in you is the intense desire to do it again and again!!

#smoothbastardalert x

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By *earded BeastMan
over a year ago

durham

"Jeeeesus Christ - not again!

That green arrow is the best!

I’ve only just found out about the green arrow "

let me in on the green arrow someone

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

So message me … soon as you can as im pretty busy…

lol youve reduced women to a dead turkey

Whoa- the turkey’s supposed to be dead before you stuff it!!! Bastard tried to peck my eyes out!!!

lol hope you stuffed it good and proper

It put up quite a fight but yes!!!

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its dead now then omg you fucked it to death

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

So message me … soon as you can as im pretty busy…

lol youve reduced women to a dead turkey

Whoa- the turkey’s supposed to be dead before you stuff it!!! Bastard tried to peck my eyes out!!!

lol hope you stuffed it good and proper

It put up quite a fight but yes!!!

its dead now then omg you fucked it to death

That’s sick!!

It was dead before i fucked it!!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Granny Crumpet.

Come out, come out wherever you are

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I'm bored on my first day back at work, so I'll do the OP a favour and save him some threads. In case you missed it, he's looking for:

An older woman

A couple to watch

A regular woman

A regular couple

A BDSM couple

Someone to swallow his cum

A naughty guy and his wife (X3)

A woman or couple to strip him

Just SOMEONE out there

A cheating wife

To watch his wife, and...

Some love and affection (we all need that, OP).

Roll up, everyone!

#yesiamreallyboredatwork

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Granny Crumpet.

Come out, come out wherever you are

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its her birthday shes inebriated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will say this, OP, you get full marks for effort...

I was thinking of something similar to say but you're more witty. Made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok OP, serious question. Have you ever received any positive outcomes from all your threads you do? Just curious.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

That's not a bad idea actually, I too would like to meet a rich older lady. I can help you cross the road and furnish you with rich tea biscuits.

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By *hane69Man
over a year ago

Todmorden

"I would love to meet a nice naughty older lady on here there must be loads of you i will treat you with respect

You're 56 yourself....

How old does this OLDER LADY need to be ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm bored on my first day back at work, so I'll do the OP a favour and save him some threads. In case you missed it, he's looking for:

An older woman

A couple to watch

A regular woman

A regular couple

A BDSM couple

Someone to swallow his cum

A naughty guy and his wife (X3)

A woman or couple to strip him

Just SOMEONE out there

A cheating wife

To watch his wife, and...

Some love and affection (we all need that, OP).

Roll up, everyone!

#yesiamreallyboredatwork

He'll treat them with respect

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Jeeeesus Christ - not again!

That green arrow is the best!

I’ve only just found out about the green arrow

let me in on the green arrow someone "

If you press the green arrow next to anyone’s post you can see all the threads they have either created or commented in

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Jeeeesus Christ - not again!

That green arrow is the best!

I’ve only just found out about the green arrow

let me in on the green arrow someone

If you press the green arrow next to anyone’s post you can see all the threads they have either created or commented in

Oh fuck!!

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

let me in on the green arrow someone "

In a forum's post next to someone's user name there is a little green arrow - click on this & you'll get the user names "track record" as it brings up their previous posts / threads

Can be very useful

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm bored on my first day back at work, so I'll do the OP a favour and save him some threads. In case you missed it, he's looking for:

An older woman

A couple to watch

A regular woman

A regular couple

A BDSM couple

Someone to swallow his cum

A naughty guy and his wife (X3)

A woman or couple to strip him

Just SOMEONE out there

A cheating wife

To watch his wife, and...

Some love and affection (we all need that, OP).

Roll up, everyone!

#yesiamreallyboredatwork

He'll treat them with respect "

Yes, I should have made that clear

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

let me in on the green arrow someone

In a forum's post next to someone's user name there is a little green arrow - click on this & you'll get the user names "track record" as it brings up their previous posts / threads

Can be very useful

Also a diary if when i was bored!!

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

Oh -i see some friendly folk have been really helpful & beat me to explaining the "truth arrow" !

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Jeeeesus Christ - not again!

That green arrow is the best!

I’ve only just found out about the green arrow

let me in on the green arrow someone

If you press the green arrow next to anyone’s post you can see all the threads they have either created or commented in

Oh fuck!!

You’re busted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's horny! Leave him alone we've all been there.

Speaking of which is there someone single and married that wants to fuck?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Jeeeesus Christ - not again!

That green arrow is the best!

I’ve only just found out about the green arrow

let me in on the green arrow someone

If you press the green arrow next to anyone’s post you can see all the threads they have either created or commented in

Oh fuck!!

You’re busted

I stand by everything I have posted ( before 6pm) after that I am not responsible!!

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

"I'm bored on my first day back at work, so I'll do the OP a favour and save him some threads. In case you missed it, he's looking for:

An older woman

A couple to watch

A regular woman

A regular couple

A BDSM couple

Someone to swallow his cum

A naughty guy and his wife (X3)

A woman or couple to strip him

Just SOMEONE out there

A cheating wife

To watch his wife, and...

Some love and affection (we all need that, OP).

Roll up, everyone!

#yesiamreallyboredatwork

Thank god he isn't desperate.

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

So message me … soon as you can as im pretty busy…

lol youve reduced women to a dead turkey

Whoa- the turkey’s supposed to be dead before you stuff it!!! Bastard tried to peck my eyes out!!!

lol hope you stuffed it good and proper

I hope it got a damned good basteing.

I am sure there are some Master Basters on here.

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By *ungry guy 2021Man
over a year ago

Ambleside

I met a lovely woman in her late 60s on a regular dating site had a lovely couple of days together

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

This is like hunting moose with a paper plane.

Unlikely to succeed.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm bored on my first day back at work, so I'll do the OP a favour and save him some threads. In case you missed it, he's looking for:

An older woman

A couple to watch

A regular woman

A regular couple

A BDSM couple

Someone to swallow his cum

A naughty guy and his wife (X3)

A woman or couple to strip him

Just SOMEONE out there

A cheating wife

To watch his wife, and...

Some love and affection (we all need that, OP).

Roll up, everyone!

#yesiamreallyboredatwork

Thank god he isn't desperate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm bored on my first day back at work, so I'll do the OP a favour and save him some threads. In case you missed it, he's looking for:

An older woman

A couple to watch

A regular woman

A regular couple

A BDSM couple

Someone to swallow his cum

A naughty guy and his wife (X3)

A woman or couple to strip him

Just SOMEONE out there

A cheating wife

To watch his wife, and...

Some love and affection (we all need that, OP).

Roll up, everyone!

#yesiamreallyboredatwork

Thank god he isn't desperate.

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

"I would love to meet a nice naughty older lady on here there must be loads of you i will treat you with respect

Try the cemetery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carry an open packet of Werthers Originals in your pocket.

Its like catnip for grannies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does your wife feel about this

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Hey-up Op! How old? You didn't specify an age range?

I hear they are crying out for carer's in old peoples homes.

Sorry, couldn't resist!

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

An "older woman" looking at your posting history might be a little offended at how far down the batting order they fall...

Looking for a beautiful young woman

Looking for a woman

Looking for a couple

Looking for a sheep

Looking for a gloryhole

Looking for a TV

Looking for a man with small hands and nail varnish

Looking for an older woman.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"An "older woman" looking at your posting history might be a little offended at how far down the batting order they fall...

Looking for a beautiful young woman

Looking for a woman

Looking for a couple

Looking for a sheep

Looking for a gloryhole

Looking for a TV

Looking for a man with small hands and nail varnish

Looking for an older woman."

Is she called "Dolly" per chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gets harder as you get older to meet a woman older than me.

Next I’ll be going to the clairvoyant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I play devils advocate?

The OP may be entirely genuine, not a time-waster or anything else.

But even if he is, can we stop with the jokes and sarcastic comments at his expense?

It's veering slowly toward bullying and creating a negative atmosphere over-all.

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

Your absolutely right, we should try harder to offer good advice.

Have tried getting a job in a care home?

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By *M3785Man
over a year ago

pulborough

I bet there's alot of life left in your fine self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gets harder as you get older to meet a woman older than me.

Next I’ll be going to the clairvoyant "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I dont need to work thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's horny! Leave him alone we've all been there.

Speaking of which is there someone single and married that wants to fuck?"

Some would say lazy. Cant be bothered using the search facility, reading profiles and posting an appropriate message. It works for others.

But he thinks write a thread and they will come to him.

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"I dont need to work thankyou"

Lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, if you don't like a comment. Stick to replying in the thread rather than personal messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, if you don't like a comment. Stick to replying in the thread rather than personal messages."

The problem with that is, once the majority has decided that you are fake or whatever, continuing to reply in the thread just stokes the situation further.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"I would love to meet a nice naughty older lady on here there must be loads of you i will treat you with respect

As you are 56 op how older do you want to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would love to meet a nice naughty older lady on here there must be loads of you i will treat you with respect

As you are 56 op how older do you want to go

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70 i love the name Joanne

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Prefer the term, more mature like cheddar cheese. can't grasp older at what point is older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to meet a nice naughty older lady on here there must be loads of you i will treat you with respect

Good luck Op I hope you find what your looking for..

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By *urious-Switch81Man
over a year ago

Heanor

I suppose you don't get if you don't ask. I like your style.

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