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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

What facts be they bizarre, strange, weird or downright absurd do you know about the vagina(other names are available)

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Fact: A vaginal “fart,” also called a “queef” or “vart,” is common. Unlike gas expelled from the rectum, which contains fecal waste and has an odor, vaginal flatulence is odorless and unrelated to the rectum (unless a woman has a rare rectovaginal fistula).

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The clitoris is a myth.

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"The clitoris is a myth."

The word “clitoris” is Greek for “divine and goddess like.”[

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"The clitoris is a myth.

The word “clitoris” is Greek for “divine and goddess like.”["

The Greeks do like a myth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The clitoris is a myth."

It's certainly easy to myth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The clitoris is a myth."

There's something fishy about this but I can't quite put my finger on it.

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

The largest vagina in history most likely belonged to Anna Swann (1846-1888). She was 7 feet and 5 inches tall and weighed 350 pounds. She gave birth to a 23-pound baby with a 19-inch head.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"The clitoris is a myth.

There's something fishy about this but I can't quite put my finger on it."

It didn't take long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The femal equivalent of a tea-bagging is called a Clam Slam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The clitoris is a myth.

It's certainly easy to myth."

Leo, if there was an emoji for giving a standing ovation, id post it now.

Just brilliant. Bravo!!!

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

The etymology of the word “cunt” is uncertain. Some scholars believe it derives from the Latin cuneus, “wedge,” or from the Proto-Indo-European *gwen, which is the root of “queen,” and the Greek gyne, “woman.”

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"The etymology of the word “cunt” is uncertain. Some scholars believe it derives from the Latin cuneus, “wedge,” or from the Proto-Indo-European *gwen, which is the root of “queen,” and the Greek gyne, “woman.”"

Or when i hit my thumb with hammer in 1981

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

[Removed by poster at 04/01/23 12:06:24]

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"The femal equivalent of a tea-bagging is called a Clam Slam "

I thought it was Flappchino....

LA

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"The etymology of the word “cunt” is uncertain. Some scholars believe it derives from the Latin cuneus, “wedge,” or from the Proto-Indo-European *gwen, which is the root of “queen,” and the Greek gyne, “Piers Morgan.”"

The last one is true.

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"The etymology of the word “cunt” is uncertain. Some scholars believe it derives from the Latin cuneus, “wedge,” or from the Proto-Indo-European *gwen, which is the root of “queen,” and the Greek gyne, “Piers Morgan.”

The last one is true."

Oh it so is

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

The vagina has over 1,000 nicknames, including “passion flower,” “pink pearl,” “ya ya,” “fish taco,” “crotch mackerel,” “cod canal,” “fish factory,” “fuzzy lap flounder,” “tuna town, “ “penis penitentiary,” “cum pocket,” “yoni,” “warehouse of warmth,” “warm slurpee,” the “V” thing,” “apple pie,” and “yum yum.”

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By *WINGStars23Couple
over a year ago

Northwest

Some women can have two vagina's and two uterus's. Those that have them, thought very dangerous can be Inpregnated by two different males.

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

TEETH.

Vagina dentate is Latin for “toothed vagina” and refers to the folktales in some cultures about women whose vaginas have teeth that can bite off a penis. Symbolically, the stories are told as a cautionary tales to discourage sexual behaviors. They can also prey on castration anxiety as well as the fear that men may be diminished by a woman. However, on rare occasions, dermoid cysts (which are cysts that can contain hair, brain, thyroid, skin, and teeth) can migrate their way to the vagina, which can cause vagina denata.

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston


"The etymology of the word “cunt” is uncertain. Some scholars believe it derives from the Latin cuneus, “wedge,” or from the Proto-Indo-European *gwen, which is the root of “queen,” and the Greek gyne, “woman.”"

Most Germanic-root languages have an equivalent, but I understood it to enter our language from Norse. The word kunta basically meant fanny or was a name for Mother Nature or the Earth Goddess.

It was used to describe anything triangular or delta shaped - Kent may get it's name from its original location in a delta between rivers.

There's also a Latin word "Cunnus" which also mean minge, it might be completely unrelated or there may be a link - we'll never know.

I like to think both words might come from a sort of onamatopaeic grunt that neanderthal man used to say "Can I have a go on your growler please?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The femal equivalent of a tea-bagging is called a Clam Slam

I thought it was Flappchino....

LA "

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

The vagina is a potential space, meaning that if nothing is holding it open, it collapses, like a sock without a foot in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The vagina is a potential space, meaning that if nothing is holding it open, it collapses, like a sock without a foot in it."

That's so horny! Sockvag

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"The vagina is a potential space, meaning that if nothing is holding it open, it collapses, like a sock without a foot in it.

That's so horny! Sockvag"

Literally crying

That’s why teen boys have a wank sock

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

One patient came to a gynecologist complaining that vines were coming out of her vagina. The doctor examined her and found that vines were indeed coming out. When the doctor removed the object, she found that it was a potato that had sprouted vines. The patient told the doctor that her mother told her to put a potato in her vagina to prevent pregnancy.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


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One patient came to a gynecologist complaining that vines were coming out of her vagina. The doctor examined her and found that vines were indeed coming out. When the doctor removed the object, she found that it was a potato that had sprouted vines. The patient told the doctor that her mother told her to put a potato in her vagina to prevent pregnancy."

Wouldn’t be eating wedges at her place!!

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


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One patient came to a gynecologist complaining that vines were coming out of her vagina. The doctor examined her and found that vines were indeed coming out. When the doctor removed the object, she found that it was a potato that had sprouted vines. The patient told the doctor that her mother told her to put a potato in her vagina to prevent pregnancy.

Wouldn’t be eating wedges at her place!! "

She makes lovely mashed potato. I heard it on the gape vine.

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Vaginas (like breasts, knees, and bottoms) can get saggy. Pregnancy, childbirth, age, hormonal changes, genetics, and years of gravity can weaken the supports of the female genital tract, which causes sagging. There are several ways to avoid sagging: 1) Kegel exercises, 2) maintaining a normal weight, 3) avoiding constipation, and 4) not smoking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The vagina is a potential space, meaning that if nothing is holding it open, it collapses, like a sock without a foot in it.

That's so horny! Sockvag

Literally crying

That’s why teen boys have a wank sock "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

One patient came to a gynecologist complaining that vines were coming out of her vagina. The doctor examined her and found that vines were indeed coming out. When the doctor removed the object, she found that it was a potato that had sprouted vines. The patient told the doctor that her mother told her to put a potato in her vagina to prevent pregnancy.

Wouldn’t be eating wedges at her place!! "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Most people even presenters of TV shows with naked people on them think you can shave a vagina.

Fun fact. Vaginas do not grow hair. If yours does, you have a problem

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"

One patient came to a gynecologist complaining that vines were coming out of her vagina. The doctor examined her and found that vines were indeed coming out. When the doctor removed the object, she found that it was a potato that had sprouted vines. The patient told the doctor that her mother told her to put a potato in her vagina to prevent pregnancy."

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Most people even presenters of TV shows with naked people on them think you can shave a vagina.

Fun fact. Vaginas do not grow hair. If yours does, you have a problem "

Hair around the vaginal area grows only for three weeks. However, the hair on a person’s head can grow for up to seven years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The clitoris is a myth.

There's something fishy about this but I can't quite put my finger on it.

It didn't take long "

Yep. Women are very intimidating to some

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