Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Back to forum list |
Back to The Lounge |
Jump to newest |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My ex called hers Mary " Was it a hairy Mary ? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"No I don't However, Alice sounds nice. Your private Wonderland" Exactly | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A foof named Alice makes me think of pubic lice" Nooooo | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Why just ladies cracker?! Brucey IS my chaps name " Now that's not very original Brucey | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My wife calls it Mary. " Was your wife previously married to Bread Pitt ? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Why just ladies cracker?! Brucey IS my chaps name Now that's not very original Brucey " I thought that's what we all did here... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My wife calls it Mary. It’s very problematic when it comes to dirty talk " My Mam is called Mary | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Nothing in particular, I call it all sorts but generally it's my cunting axe wound when my womb lining is falling out of it once a fucking month." Thank God them days are over for me | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My wife calls it Mary. Was your wife previously married to Bread Pitt ?" She’s from the same area. Possibly but she hasn’t told me about it. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My wife calls it Mary. It’s very problematic when it comes to dirty talk My Mam is called Mary " You won’t be able to look at her the same now. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My wife calls it Mary. It’s very problematic when it comes to dirty talk My Mam is called Mary " I cracked up at this OP | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Yes... He is Bernie! Haha I like it" Do you command "Berni Inn" | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’ve never met anyone that named their vagina. However, an ex partner named my penis which I found deeply amusing " I always name penis's | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My wife calls it Mary. It’s very problematic when it comes to dirty talk My Mam is called Mary You won’t be able to look at her the same now." Your right i wont | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My wife calls it Mary. It’s very problematic when it comes to dirty talk My Mam is called Mary I cracked up at this OP " Thank God I don't get to call herMary | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy " Fanny ? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy " Bertha? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy Fanny ?" I’m not sure I’m a fanny | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy Bertha? " That’s brilliant! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy Bertha? That’s brilliant! " Brilliant,Sorted | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy Bertha? That’s brilliant! Brilliant,Sorted " Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy Bertha? " The bad news is that Big Bertha was a long range howitzer used by the Germans in WW1 (might be more appropriate for a bloke's penis, even more fun if it were to fire blanks!) | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy Bertha? That’s brilliant! Brilliant,Sorted Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha " Now that's just greedy | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy Bertha? The bad news is that Big Bertha was a long range howitzer used by the Germans in WW1 (might be more appropriate for a bloke's penis, even more fun if it were to fire blanks!)" Oh dear | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"An ex used to call hers Valerie. And my old chap was Percy." Percy is a great name | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy Bertha? That’s brilliant! Brilliant,Sorted Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha " Can I suggest " OnMyFace " | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy Bertha? That’s brilliant! Brilliant,Sorted Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha Now that's just greedy " Bert & Ernie are my boobies | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy Bertha? That’s brilliant! Brilliant,Sorted Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha Can I suggest " OnMyFace " " You always say the nicest things | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Do you have a name for your foo? I had no control over my First name so I decided I'd name my foof Alice " A Mound called Alice-has it ever got you into a Jam ? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy Bertha? That’s brilliant! Brilliant,Sorted Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha Can I suggest " OnMyFace " You always say the nicest things " Gentleman Me | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Do you have a name for your foo? I had no control over my First name so I decided I'd name my foof Alice A Mound called Alice-has it ever got you into a Jam ? " Not recently | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy Bertha? That’s brilliant! Brilliant,Sorted Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha Now that's just greedy Bert & Ernie are my boobies " Oh of course they are,mine are Bill&Ben | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"An ex used to call hers Valerie. And my old chap was Percy. Percy is a great name " I can’t remember where I got (stole) this from, but it comes from the pub when I used to d*unkenly announce I was going to point Percy at the porcelain | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Post new Message to Thread |
back to top |