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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you have a name for your foo?

I had no control over my First name so I decided I'd name my foof Alice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don't

However, Alice sounds nice. Your private Wonderland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why just ladies cracker?!

Brucey IS my chaps name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex called hers Mary

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A foof named Alice makes me think of pubic lice

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"My ex called hers Mary "

Was it a hairy Mary ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I don't

However, Alice sounds nice. Your private Wonderland

Exactly

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

My wife calls it Mary. It’s very problematic when it comes to dirty talk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A foof named Alice makes me think of pubic lice"

Nooooo

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Nothing in particular, I call it all sorts but generally it's my cunting axe wound when my womb lining is falling out of it once a fucking month.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why just ladies cracker?!

Brucey IS my chaps name

Now that's not very original Brucey

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

She has a designer vagina, called Regina. ^

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"My wife calls it Mary. "

Was your wife previously married to Bread Pitt ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why just ladies cracker?!

Brucey IS my chaps name

Now that's not very original Brucey

I thought that's what we all did here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My wife calls it Mary. It’s very problematic when it comes to dirty talk

My Mam is called Mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why just ladies cracker?!

Brucey IS my chaps name

Now that's not very original Brucey

I thought that's what we all did here...

Nope I like to think outside of the box

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing in particular, I call it all sorts but generally it's my cunting axe wound when my womb lining is falling out of it once a fucking month."

Thank God them days are over for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes... He is Bernie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"My wife calls it Mary.

Was your wife previously married to Bread Pitt ?"

She’s from the same area. Possibly but she hasn’t told me about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No"

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"My wife calls it Mary. It’s very problematic when it comes to dirty talk

My Mam is called Mary

You won’t be able to look at her the same now.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve never met anyone that named their vagina. However, an ex partner named my penis which I found deeply amusing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes... He is Bernie! "

Haha I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She has a designer vagina, called Regina. ^"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"My wife calls it Mary. It’s very problematic when it comes to dirty talk

My Mam is called Mary

I cracked up at this OP

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Yes... He is Bernie!

Haha I like it"

Do you command "Berni Inn"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve never met anyone that named their vagina. However, an ex partner named my penis which I found deeply amusing "

I always name penis's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My wife calls it Mary. It’s very problematic when it comes to dirty talk

My Mam is called Mary

You won’t be able to look at her the same now."

Your right i wont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/saoH-4SvzXE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My wife calls it Mary. It’s very problematic when it comes to dirty talk

My Mam is called Mary

I cracked up at this OP

Thank God I don't get to call herMary

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/saoH-4SvzXE

Hahaha

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy

Fanny ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy

Bertha?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy

Fanny ?"

I’m not sure I’m a fanny

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy

Bertha? "

That’s brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/01/23 11:32:11]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy

Bertha?

That’s brilliant!

Brilliant,Sorted

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy

Bertha?

That’s brilliant!

Brilliant,Sorted

Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy

Bertha? "

The bad news is that Big Bertha was a long range howitzer used by the Germans in WW1 (might be more appropriate for a bloke's penis, even more fun if it were to fire blanks!)

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By *traddle VariousWoman
over a year ago

Salford

fanny

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

An ex used to call hers Valerie. And my old chap was Percy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy

Bertha?

That’s brilliant!

Brilliant,Sorted

Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha

Now that's just greedy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy

Bertha?

The bad news is that Big Bertha was a long range howitzer used by the Germans in WW1 (might be more appropriate for a bloke's penis, even more fun if it were to fire blanks!)"

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An ex used to call hers Valerie. And my old chap was Percy."

Percy is a great name

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy

Bertha?

That’s brilliant!

Brilliant,Sorted

Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha

Can I suggest " OnMyFace "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy

Bertha?

That’s brilliant!

Brilliant,Sorted

Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha

Now that's just greedy

Bert & Ernie are my boobies

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy

Bertha?

That’s brilliant!

Brilliant,Sorted

Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha

Can I suggest " OnMyFace "

You always say the nicest things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Valarie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Valarie "

Why don't you come on over Valerie

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I don't have a name for mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a name for your foo?

I had no control over my First name so I decided I'd name my foof Alice

A Mound called Alice-has it ever got you into a Jam ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy

Bertha?

That’s brilliant!

Brilliant,Sorted

Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha

Can I suggest " OnMyFace "

You always say the nicest things

Gentleman Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call her hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gripping Glenda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Valarie

Why don't you come on over Valerie

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a name for your foo?

I had no control over my First name so I decided I'd name my foof Alice

A Mound called Alice-has it ever got you into a Jam ?

Not recently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy

Bertha?

That’s brilliant!

Brilliant,Sorted

Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha

Now that's just greedy

Bert & Ernie are my boobies

Oh of course they are,mine are Bill&Ben

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Fairy.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"An ex used to call hers Valerie. And my old chap was Percy.

Percy is a great name

I can’t remember where I got (stole) this from, but it comes from the pub when I used to d*unkenly announce I was going to point Percy at the porcelain

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