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"I am not just here to get my dick wet! I'm also here to get K's fanny wet
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"I'm just here for the cake. A" Snap! | |||
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"I'm here to chew gum and kick ass, And I'm all out of gum!" I'm here to chew ass and kick gum personally | |||
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"I'm just here for the cake. A" i like cake very occasionally  | |||
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"What is this sex you speak of?" ahhhh see another failure ladies, i read about these all the time | |||
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"I'm just here for the cake. A" Nobody told me there was cake!! Why am I being left out? | |||
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"I'm here to chew gum and kick ass, And I'm all out of gum!" They live | |||
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"I'm just here for the cake. A" No one said there was cake; I'll take the cake, I can get my dick wet in shower. | |||
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"I've struck up some lovely friendships with men and some might want to stick their dick in me but I tend to go with that not existing. "I can assure you my dick exists Meli. You’re welcome to ignore it though. | |||
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"I'm quite popular in real life with a large circle of friends, a hectic social life etc. I actually know I am all that but the ego is getting out of hand so I come on here to look at my empty inbox and bring me back down to earth" lol it is soul destroying isn't it, i actually think theirs less women here this week  | |||
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"im not a guy... but im only here to get my dick wet too... so is there a club i should join? Orr... Px "I could help you with that...as long as it's not Bazza
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"I'm here to chew gum and kick ass, And I'm all out of gum! They live "Rowdy Roddy Piper  | |||
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"I wouldn't say that sex as the be all and send all is always the case. Some use sex as a pretence for needing to talk to someone, maybe to experience the kind of interaction they don't have access to in their daily lives. Unloading themselves in two senses, really! There have been loads of times when guys have had a really good chat afterwards, and as I like both sex and talking, I relish taking on the role of "agony aunt". First one to say "Claire Rayner" gets a smack! "whos Claire Rayner? Omg not an I'm in agony aunt | |||
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"im not a guy... but im only here to get my dick wet too... so is there a club i should join? Orr... Px
I could help you with that...as long as it's not Bazza
K"don't knock bazza till you try him!! i may or may not have a pretty spectacular video from NYE proving just how special he is Px | |||
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"I've struck up some lovely friendships with men and some might want to stick their dick in me but I tend to go with that not existing.
I can assure you my dick exists Meli. You’re welcome to ignore it though.
"Ha, don't worry you're a Ken doll in my mind. | |||
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"I'm here to chew gum and kick ass, And I'm all out of gum! I'm here to chew ass and kick gum personally " you deleted your pic, why? | |||
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"Using fab to find sex (where did I put it ?) Is hard work .." ahhhhh but when you find it..... What a relief | |||
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"I'm just here for the cake. A Snap! "do you play cards i have a set from lanzarote | |||
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"I am not just here to get my dick wet! I'm also here to get K's fanny wet
LvM"My dick Is soaking - happy to share with K!! | |||
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"We are also here for the cake  "I was about to type exactly the same thing | |||
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"im not a guy... but im only here to get my dick wet too... so is there a club i should join? Orr... Px "Ah you're back!! Lovely to see you | |||
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"I'm just here for the cake. A" Wait what there is cake?? | |||
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. Do what I do and engage in topics such as socks, scarves, hats, coats, colognes, gloves, cinnamon, chocolate, cervical smear tests and rate-my-clock.
Then and only then does the subject of sex crop up.
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"I'm just here for the cake. A" Cake or "Fab cake"? | |||
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"im not a guy... but im only here to get my dick wet too... so is there a club i should join? Orr... Px "Is there a way to suck your dick in a non-sexual way, just like a 'welcome back gobjob' or even a 'High Five My Face with your ballsack, Pal' kinda thing? I'd like to stay within the thread parameters, you see.  | |||
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying "Lemon Drizzle  | |||
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying "is it a new years resolution not to eat cake? | |||
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"Isn’t this the desired outcome for most people?, if not then I am no better than a man "you certainly look better than most men | |||
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying "I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned. | |||
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying is it a new years resolution not to eat cake? "I don't like cake, apart from the Welsh kind | |||
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"Isn’t this the desired outcome for most people?, if not then I am no better than a man "Of course you aren't! Equality people! You just have a nicer face, hair, booty, body, boobs, and personality than most men! | |||
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying is it a new years resolution not to eat cake?
I don't like cake, apart from the Welsh kind "I'm not into cake either but occasionally | |||
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned."This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right? | |||
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"I am not just here to get my dick wet! I'm also here to get K's fanny wet
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying is it a new years resolution not to eat cake?
I don't like cake, apart from the Welsh kind "I do a very nice Welsh cake. | |||
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right? "Totally. The right Cake is everything! | |||
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" I'm here only for sex. I use the forums in-between sex or when I'm not having any. I've spent a lot of time on the forums." having sex....... Whats your secret? | |||
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right? "I thought you were all about the glazing? | |||
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right?
Totally. The right Cake is everything! "Oh it sure is… I do love a delicious “cake” | |||
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right?
Totally. The right Cake is everything!
Oh it sure is… I do love a delicious “cake” "Everybody knows that cake is just a euphemism. Crisp butties and a can of bingo are the treats of choice in reality. | |||
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right?
Totally. The right Cake is everything!
Oh it sure is… I do love a delicious “cake”
Everybody knows that cake is just a euphemism.
Crisp butties and a can of bingo are the treats of choice in reality. "Now you’re talking | |||
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right?
Totally. The right Cake is everything!
Oh it sure is… I do love a delicious “cake”
Everybody knows that cake is just a euphemism.
Crisp butties and a can of bingo are the treats of choice in reality. "See, this is what i mean. Every thread goes on a tangent about cake. And its so yawn. I think i'm just grumpy today | |||
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right?
Totally. The right Cake is everything!
Oh it sure is… I do love a delicious “cake”
Everybody knows that cake is just a euphemism.
Crisp butties and a can of bingo are the treats of choice in reality.
See, this is what i mean. Every thread goes on a tangent about cake. And its so yawn. I think i'm just grumpy today "Cake... like someone bringing up pineapple on pizza is an easy "witty" comment when something oroginal thats interesting or funny can't be thought of | |||
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"I know, terrible isn't it? Nearly as many posts from guys degrading other guys, in vein the hope people will look at their profile "I see what you did there, clever. | |||
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right?
Totally. The right Cake is everything!
Oh it sure is… I do love a delicious “cake”
Everybody knows that cake is just a euphemism.
Crisp butties and a can of bingo are the treats of choice in reality.
See, this is what i mean. Every thread goes on a tangent about cake. And its so yawn. I think i'm just grumpy today
Cake... like someone bringing up pineapple on pizza is an easy "witty" comment when something oroginal thats interesting or funny can't be thought of"Yes exactly | |||
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"How can you get your dick wet in a cake ffs "Think, warm gooey chocolate fudge cake | |||
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"How can you get your dick wet in a cake ffs "Incontinence. | |||
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"How can you get your dick wet in a cake ffs
Think, warm gooey chocolate fudge cake "Hot fudge cake!!!? | |||
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"im not a guy... but im only here to get my dick wet too... so is there a club i should join? Orr... Px
I could help you with that...as long as it's not Bazza
K
don't knock bazza till you try him!! i may or may not have a pretty spectacular video from NYE proving just how special he is Px "I will give him a pass  thanks though
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"I'm just here for the cake. A" Hang on, there's cake? | |||
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"im not a guy... but im only here to get my dick wet too... so is there a club i should join? Orr... Px "Nice to see you back young lady x | |||
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"How can you get your dick wet in a cake ffs
Incontinence."after youve consumed it  | |||
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"How can you get your dick wet in a cake ffs
Think, warm gooey chocolate fudge cake Hot fudge cake!!!? "Hot?
This conversation has just taken a wrong turn | |||
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right?
Totally. The right Cake is everything!
Oh it sure is… I do love a delicious “cake”
Everybody knows that cake is just a euphemism.
Crisp butties and a can of bingo are the treats of choice in reality.
See, this is what i mean. Every thread goes on a tangent about cake. And its so yawn. I think i'm just grumpy today "We could talk about sweetie pies. | |||
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"How can you get your dick wet in a cake ffs "Sticky bun? | |||
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"Are only interested in sex, forums prove it am i right or am i right. The amount of threads that are sex related and pointless is astounding cmon guys are you just here to get your dick wet or get an education in how to get your dick wet? "1 Cake 2 dick wet 3 Spooning if allowed 4 Hugs cuddles | |||
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"I’m here because I’m lonely and sometimes life is pretty crappy. It’s an escape of sorts " but do you want to get your dick wet? | |||
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"I’m here because I’m lonely and sometimes life is pretty crappy. It’s an escape of sorts but do you want to get your dick wet? "I could just put it in the sink if wanted that to happen | |||
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"I’m here because I’m lonely and sometimes life is pretty crappy. It’s an escape of sorts but do you want to get your dick wet?
I could just put it in the sink if wanted that to happen "well hygiene is important too | |||
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"To be uncharacteristically charitable to the guys... Its not just them that engage in the sex chat on here. We're all at it! "Your profile narrative is one of the best I've read on this site. Very funny and certainly not jaded Ms Cougar x | |||
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"To be uncharacteristically charitable to the guys... Its not just them that engage in the sex chat on here. We're all at it! "really?? | |||
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"I loved that liverpudlian comedian stan boardman infamous for his fokker wolf joke "fokk wrong thread | |||
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"And football and bacon." i dont like bacon too fatty | |||
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right?
Totally. The right Cake is everything!
Oh it sure is… I do love a delicious “cake”
Everybody knows that cake is just a euphemism.
Crisp butties and a can of bingo are the treats of choice in reality.
See, this is what i mean. Every thread goes on a tangent about cake. And its so yawn. I think i'm just grumpy today
We could talk about sweetie pies. "Or creampies | |||
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right?
Totally. The right Cake is everything!
Oh it sure is… I do love a delicious “cake”
Everybody knows that cake is just a euphemism.
Crisp butties and a can of bingo are the treats of choice in reality.
See, this is what i mean. Every thread goes on a tangent about cake. And its so yawn. I think i'm just grumpy today
We could talk about sweetie pies.
Or creampies "or pukkapies | |||
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"I'm quite popular in real life with a large circle of friends, a hectic social life etc. I actually know I am all that but the ego is getting out of hand so I come on here to look at my empty inbox and bring me back down to earth lol it is soul destroying isn't it, i actually think theirs less women here this week "They all came out of the woodwork the other day. The seagulls were loving it. | |||
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"I'm quite popular in real life with a large circle of friends, a hectic social life etc. I actually know I am all that but the ego is getting out of hand so I come on here to look at my empty inbox and bring me back down to earth lol it is soul destroying isn't it, i actually think theirs less women here this week
They all came out of the woodwork the other day. The seagulls were loving it. "were you in St Ives? | |||
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"I love the guy’s who pops up randomly on a thread about none sexual things and comments “ horny now if anyone free” or tries to start a conversation with people by replying to their comment with a “hi how’s you “. The mr " | |||
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"Outstanding observation OP…… ( smack face emoji)" well by the looks of your profile guess you are too | |||
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"I love the guy’s who pops up randomly on a thread about none sexual things and comments “ horny now if anyone free” or tries to start a conversation with people by replying to their comment with a “hi how’s you “. The mr " Tell me about it! I am horny by the way. Also, hey, how are you? | |||
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"I'm here to chew gum and kick ass, And I'm all out of gum!" yes legend | |||
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"To be fair, objecting to people taking sex on here is like disliking people talking about football on a football website. " so this is a sex site then? | |||
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"Outstanding observation OP…… ( smack face emoji)" whats a smack face emoji when its at home? | |||
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"False! More interested in profile help than sex. He wants me to stroke his paragraphs instead of his willy." That's cause he wants you to bounce on the willy silly! While yelling out where he should put in apostrophes | |||
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