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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Roll call everyone

If your in now's the time to say "present and correct"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are correct.

Now where's my present?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are correct.

Now where's my present?"

No, you bring me a pressie for suffering your fugliness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and correct

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Present and correct sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are correct.

Now where's my present?

No, you bring me a pressie for suffering your fugliness

So f'ing demanding

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Present and correct sir!"

Sir? Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer, I’m here. Distantly wrong as usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and correct

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By *he Naughty PainterMan
over a year ago

Hitchin

I’m in

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By *he Naughty PainterMan
over a year ago

Hitchin

"I’m in "

Present and Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pleasant and erect

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Can I be present and incorrect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present but not correct in any way shape or form

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Present but not correct

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Pheasants can't connect?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be present and incorrect?"

No. Go stand in the hall with Wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be present and incorrect?

No. Go stand in the hall with Wonko

So I'm not allowed in either?

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Present and correct (mrs)

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Present and correct sir!

Sir? Really?

Probably my inner Baldrick coming to the fore!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pheasants can't connect?"

Only upto 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and correct

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

I'm here.

Nice pants OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Present and correct (mrs)

Excluded on account of not being ugly!

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

I'm not so sure but im present and still not sure but usually correct

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Present and correct (mrs)

No. Just no. You may be stood down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you accept 'bugly' applicants too??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be present and incorrect?

No. Go stand in the hall with Wonko

So I'm not allowed in either? "

No...you won't come to lounge social so pfft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you accept 'bugly' applicants too??"

That's next door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/01/23 22:21:47]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Present and correct (mrs)

Where's my apple...star pupil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be present and incorrect?

No. Go stand in the hall with Wonko

So I'm not allowed in either?

No...you won't come to lounge social so pfft

It's better I don't. I want to give all the other men a chance "

Look you gotta get over being tarred and feathered sooner or later, its been two years!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be present and incorrect?

No. Go stand in the hall with Wonko

So I'm not allowed in either?

No...you won't come to lounge social so pfft

Excluded again

Another bloody clique thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No-one is ugly OP, some are just presentationally challenged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you accept 'bugly' applicants too??

That's next door"

You 'fuglys', think you're so much better than anyone else.

I don't want to be in your silly club anyway!!!

Anyone else coming with me?.....anyone?....hello??

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"No-one is ugly OP, some are just presentationally challenged.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No-one is ugly OP, some are just presentationally challenged.

So you present and correct...or not?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you accept 'bugly' applicants too??

That's next door

You 'fuglys', think you're so much better than anyone else.

I don't want to be in your silly club anyway!!!

Anyone else coming with me?.....anyone?....hello??"

It's not a club, it's a clique but sssh, you'll upset Wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and correct

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By *ilyWoman
over a year ago

Slough

Present and Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present

And

Correct

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By *uyForeLadiesMan
over a year ago

Grantham

I'm stunningly handsome but identify as fugly, so

Present and correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you accept 'bugly' applicants too??

That's next door

You 'fuglys', think you're so much better than anyone else.

I don't want to be in your silly club anyway!!!

Anyone else coming with me?.....anyone?....hello??

It's not a club, it's a clique but sssh, you'll upset Wonko"

Good. It can be like West Side Story. The Jets and the Sharks.

But the Fuglys and the Buglys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Season 2....The Muglies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Present and correct "

Erm your far from fugly,the exit is that way ------

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Season 2....The Muglies"

Netflix already cancelled it

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

"Present and correct (mrs)

Excluded on account of not being ugly!"

Ops accepted me, and star pupil! So I’m extra fugly!

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

"Present and correct (mrs)

Where's my apple...star pupil

I ate it

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Present and correct.....please avert your eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Present and correct (mrs)

Where's my apple...star pupil

I ate it

Nooooooooo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time for bed

4am start

Good night fuglys

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By *ieran2301Man
over a year ago

london/coventry

Present and correct

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Here sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Present and correct"

If you a handstand, do the locals think a zoo is in town

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Present and correct!!

I don’t mind being fugly coz then people want to meet us for our great personalities, am I right or what…right?… hello….is there anybody there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Present and correct!!

I don’t mind being fugly coz then people want to meet us for our great personalities, am I right or what…right?… hello….is there anybody there

Can anybody hear a noise? Aircon playing up again?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Present and correct!!

I don’t mind being fugly coz then people want to meet us for our great personalities, am I right or what…right?… hello….is there anybody there

Can anybody hear a noise? Aircon playing up again?

I thought it was my tinitus

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Present and correct… but I may flutter my eyelashes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hills have eyes present and accounted for

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Present and correct… but I may flutter my eyelashes

You do know that emoji means fanny flutters right

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Present and correct… but I may flutter my eyelashes

You do know that emoji means fanny flutters right

No! I don’t have a fanny! I do have a pussy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Present and correct… but I may flutter my eyelashes

You do know that emoji means fanny flutters right

No! I don’t have a fanny! I do have a pussy though

And so do I

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Present and correct… but I may flutter my eyelashes

You do know that emoji means fanny flutters right

No! I don’t have a fanny! I do have a pussy though

And so do I

Me 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Present and correct… but I may flutter my eyelashes

You do know that emoji means fanny flutters right

No! I don’t have a fanny! I do have a pussy though

And so do I

Me 3

I know I've seen yours

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Present and correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Present and correct… but I may flutter my eyelashes

You do know that emoji means fanny flutters right

No! I don’t have a fanny! I do have a pussy though

And so do I

Me 3

I know I've seen yours

But what about my pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Present and correct… but I may flutter my eyelashes

You do know that emoji means fanny flutters right

No! I don’t have a fanny! I do have a pussy though

And so do I

Me 3

I know I've seen yours

But what about my pussy

IVE SEEN YOUR PUSSY

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Present and correct… but I may flutter my eyelashes

You do know that emoji means fanny flutters right

No! I don’t have a fanny! I do have a pussy though

And so do I

Me 3

I know I've seen yours

But what about my pussy

IVE SEEN YOUR PUSSY

I'm stroking my pussy right now

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

Hello fellow fuglies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Present and correct… but I may flutter my eyelashes

You do know that emoji means fanny flutters right

No! I don’t have a fanny! I do have a pussy though

And so do I

Me 3

I know I've seen yours

But what about my pussy

IVE SEEN YOUR PUSSY

I'm stroking my pussy right now

As am I and he needs a shave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Present and correct… but I may flutter my eyelashes

You do know that emoji means fanny flutters right

No! I don’t have a fanny! I do have a pussy though

And so do I

Me 3

I know I've seen yours

But what about my pussy

IVE SEEN YOUR PUSSY

I'm stroking my pussy right now

As am I and he needs a shave

I'm not shaving my pussy

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and kind of correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and correct

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

In.

(What are the rules?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm here x"

Ex wifey has arrived

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In.

(What are the rules?)"

No rules you just gotta be fugly

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Can I be present and incorrect?

No. Go stand in the hall with Wonko

So I'm not allowed in either? "

At least we're not on the naughty step

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Do you accept 'bugly' applicants too??

That's next door

You 'fuglys', think you're so much better than anyone else.

I don't want to be in your silly club anyway!!!

Anyone else coming with me?.....anyone?....hello??

It's not a club, it's a clique but sssh, you'll upset Wonko

Good. It can be like West Side Story. The Jets and the Sharks.

But the Fuglys and the Buglys."

The Fugly Buglys. Sounds like a kids program

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Present and correct. Leading the pack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Present and correct. Leading the pack. "

Happy to follow that arse!

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Present and correct. Leading the pack.

Happy to follow that arse!"

Lol x

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By *uiet LightMan
over a year ago

Hove

Fuglies, Assemble!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Presently correct, but I'm sure that is subject to change.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Here

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Present and correct

Mrs

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By *anrad22Man
over a year ago

Radcliffe

Present and correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Present, yes. Correct, probably not, I'm wrong about most things here.

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By *ornyhun69Woman
over a year ago

Wales

Present and correct

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Also Present and Correct

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Checking in

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Checking in

The mr "

Great profile mate

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By *ricdonna1971Man
over a year ago

Hastings

Present and correct

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Here

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Aye aye Captain.

Precum and dissent.

- Dumble x

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'm here and maybe correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present

And

Not

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and Correct

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By *lark_KentMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Present and correct.

Do I win a prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here

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