FabSwingers.com forum: Most annoying advert ever ...

By *ubmissiveman2u OP Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

Go compare ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go compare ...."

Go Compare.....Go Compare......give me a bat to hit the twat from Go Compare

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By *imnher17Couple
over a year ago

Mirfield

Marc Jacobs - Daisy

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

The big red Brexit bus,

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

The William Hill advert using Sweet Caroline. Trust a gambling company to take something organic that people love and shove it down your throat for their own gain. Absolute cunts.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Marc Jacobs - Daisy"

This and the one for Cunard.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"The William Hill advert using Sweet Caroline. Trust a gambling company to take something organic that people love and shove it down your throat for their own gain. Absolute cunts."

I hate that song so even more reason to dislike the advert.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Got to be the ‘Wwhhhattts upppp’ Budweiser advert

Makes my toenails curl just thinking about it

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Omaze, with that dreadful woman going on and on with her fake smile.

They’ve obviously got her to tone it down a little now, but she still grinds my gears.

A million pound house, a £100k car, but ‘here’s the best bit: you’ll be donating to some charity you’ve never heard of’

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"The William Hill advert using Sweet Caroline. Trust a gambling company to take something organic that people love and shove it down your throat for their own gain. Absolute cunts.

I hate that song so even more reason to dislike the advert.

Seconded. And all those gambling adverts that push their versions of "when the fun stops, stop".

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Marc Jacobs - Daisy"

This! I hate it when they start chanting the name of the product.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go compare ....

Go Compare.....Go Compare......give me a bat to hit the twat from Go Compare"

Deff the worse advert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marc Jacobs - Daisy

This! I hate it when they start chanting the name of the product.

Gbat "

Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old Frosties advert with the boy going It's gonna taste great!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I can't name one but anything that suggests we all live in spotless homes, I would even think of dressing myself and my child in white then start painting, periods are blue, brown food that comes in a bucket (a bucket for the love of all that it holy) is delicious but even more so if you pour more thick brown stuff over it, I need to add scent boosters to anything I wash, buying a product will show that I care. Thank god for rewind and fast forward.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Any verisure alarm one & that awful one where she talks about letting it all go on the Tena lady's !.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with Philip schofield in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God yes the fecking Daisy Daisy Daisy ad.

And whats the one with Danny Dyers daughter in?

Everythings Perf with Serf?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Safestyle windows- ya buy one…. Ya get one free!! Repeatedly……

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I skip the ads these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marc Jacobs - Daisy

This and the one for Cunard."

Yeah fking daisy

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"God yes the fecking Daisy Daisy Daisy ad.

And whats the one with Danny Dyers daughter in?

Everythings Perf with Serf?"

Yes to both of these so annoying. Sorry about my username!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God yes the fecking Daisy Daisy Daisy ad.

And whats the one with Danny Dyers daughter in?

Everythings Perf with Serf?

Yes to both of these so annoying. Sorry about my username!

We'll just refer to you as 179

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

No wonder Sue Barker blew up a certain opera singer 10 years ago, with a bazooka.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"God yes the fecking Daisy Daisy Daisy ad.

And whats the one with Danny Dyers daughter in?

Everythings Perf with Serf?

Yes to both of these so annoying. Sorry about my username!

We'll just refer to you as 179"

That Surf advert is so painful to watch.

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By *rNice.Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

female childlike whispering over soft music .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marc Jacobs - Daisy"

Definitely, I wanted to crop spray the prissy darlings with slurry

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By *ubmissiveman2u OP Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Marc Jacobs - Daisy

This! I hate it when they start chanting the name of the product.

Gbat

Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy

Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy"

Not even close!

Gbat

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Most adverts for scents are naff. They don't really tell you anything about the product. They are all style over substance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marc Jacobs - Daisy

This! I hate it when they start chanting the name of the product.

Gbat

Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy

Not even close!

Gbat "

It's second lol

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Adverts where the product advertising is trying to be too woke.

A sickly sweet mixed race family and the token gay couples all feel so forced and patronising.

Disclaimer: I have nothing against the afore mentioned groups I just hate the fake use to sell a product to tick a box.

Grrrr

Oh and the really annoying open university advert on the radio that's on about 150 times an hour

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The "We buy any car" adverts drive me insane

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By *irkby coupleCouple
over a year ago

Kirkby

"The William Hill advert using Sweet Caroline. Trust a gambling company to take something organic that people love and shove it down your throat for their own gain. Absolute cunts."

I hate that song!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super noodles ....there's no need to shout that loud

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By *onda Coxor2Woman
over a year ago

nosey cunt.

The Marc Jacobs daisy one bugs my tits, as does the domino's pizza ad. Yodelling twats.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"The William Hill advert using Sweet Caroline. Trust a gambling company to take something organic that people love and shove it down your throat for their own gain. Absolute cunts."

Totally agree turning it into a tribal chant.

Fuckers

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

"Go compare ....

Go Compare.....Go Compare......give me a bat to hit the twat from Go Compare"

It’s Go.Compare now (with a dot).

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Smart meter ads: lowering my standing charge might lower my prices. Especially in summer time.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Smart meter ads: lowering my standing charge might lower my prices. Especially in summer time."

Their claims for the magic powers of smart meters seem very far fetched to me.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

The holiday one with the boy licking his ice-cream in a weirdly creepy way, I would shove him in the pool little git

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Finger of fudge?

No I meant the chocolate....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Yes ... the Daisy ad... although most fragrance adverts are obscure pretentious pap

But i offer up ... the Lloyd's bank adverts ... but for the advert so much as the frequency ... they really start to grate after a few months of them... a new advert every 18 months but then that one grates .. and so on ...

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

That one with all the cats saying “mate” while trying to park the car. Don’t even know what their trying to advertise. I just switch over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HI I'M BARRY SCOTT!

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Yep agreed but also the other car advert fronted by the little guy phillip schofiield

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By *eacupsbearCouple
over a year ago

York

EVERY gambling ad..

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

The Flash advert with the singing blonde shaggy dog

Don’t know why

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"God yes the fecking Daisy Daisy Daisy ad.

And whats the one with Danny Dyers daughter in?

Everythings Perf with Serf?

Yes to both of these so annoying. Sorry about my username!

We'll just refer to you as 179

That Surf advert is so painful to watch."

That and the persil advert, loads of people doing an activity. Then dumping one item each in a washing machine, to wash a single item. They mention it uses less energy on a cool wash, not for one item it doesn't.

They are covered in mud, dirt or sweat, but somehow it never gets through the white outer layer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy.......just fuck off!........

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy.......just fuck off!........

Alright I will!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy.......just fuck off!........

Alright I will!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy.......just fuck off!........

Alright I will!!

Quick, change your profile ASAP!!!!

Otherwise everytime we see your current one, that bloody jingle 'Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy' will echo in our brains.

(Please dont change it to Go.Compare179 either)

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By *urlycatMan
over a year ago

Southampton

That dancing roast turkey that has been on lately!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I don't mind go compare. Watch everyone block me now.

All them bank adverts where they pretend to be our mates, the nationwide ones with songs and poetry.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Yes ... the Daisy ad... although most fragrance adverts are obscure pretentious pap

They shoot horses, don't they? They shut branches: don't they? Is something they DON'T tell us.

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Go Compare, with Howard from the Halifax a close second, and those sodding meerkats in 3rd place!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Domino’s pizza. The dominohoohoo one

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

No it’s got to be the total jobs one with the woman that got the job

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Domino’s pizza. The dominohoohoo one

Another one is the two numpties with stupid hair cuts making stupid noises...wup, wup: ad nauseum? Not arf!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

If you want to find out who to blame? Campaign Live is the industry mag/website, who do a school report on all ads that they review.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they changed Jif to Cif

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

All adverts ! There all shite . Thank god for pause and fast forward

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Newquay

The Cinch ads with that twat made out of plastic fronting them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The awful Flash adverts with their bastarised Queen songs

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By *eacupsbearCouple
over a year ago

York

"Another One Bites the Duster"

Grr!!

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By *ondonFunTimesMan
over a year ago

west sussex

The fucking compare the market ones. Get a new mascot and gig.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

TV ads are my My mastermind subjects!

Should I release the ear worms such as "Do the Shake 'n' Vac" or that Craxy Frog ringtone, that got a major bollocking from the ASA and ICSTIS?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Typo: crazy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FLASH!! AH AH!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I can't believe it's butter

Like what else did you think it was

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Marc Jacobs - Daisy"
this one gives me absolute rage ha

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Go compare

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Omaze, with that dreadful woman going on and on with her fake smile.

They’ve obviously got her to tone it down a little now, but she still grinds my gears.

A million pound house, a £100k car, but ‘here’s the best bit: you’ll be donating to some charity you’ve never heard of’

Another for Omaze here, I'm sure she's started voicing another ad or two....

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By *uiet LightMan
over a year ago

Hove

Those awful perfume and aftershave ads starring various Hollywood celebrities that always seem to appear around this time of year... seriously, has any of those types adverts ever convinced someone that that is the perfume/aftershave they need to buy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the beach. Just, why?!

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By *xposedInTheSunCouple
over a year ago

Cap d'Agde

Are we really saying "Goodbye old friend"?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"On the beach. Just, why?!"

Agree with Dausy, Omaze and Go.compare but this one works.

If the folk who book a holiday with On the Beach are typical of those shown in their ad, then maybe they wanted folk to go elsewhere?

It's worked as we would now never book a holiday through them.

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Marc Jacobs - Daisy"

YES!!

"Daisy Daisy Daisy D... gunshot"

- Dumble

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Any charity Ad.

Like their shops on the High Street, they are taking over.

To top them all "Oxfam"....that ship has surely sailed?

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North East England

"YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE?"

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

""YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE?" "

- Dumble x

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By *ociferu69Man
over a year ago

oban

all of them ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with them fucking Meerkats in.

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By *ilva69Man
over a year ago

stockport

"Marc Jacobs - Daisy"

Very clever marketing though and unmistakable bottle x

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By *ubmissiveman2u OP Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

Oh I like the meerkat's..

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

""YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE?"

- Dumble x"

Grammarly, is also up there.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

https://youtu.be/g3-0rtWrGac

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

That was pure crap.

A slug runs across the bedding to drag a bottle of booze, from the back of an inner city boozer, who then shoves it back into that poor guy's gob.

Fail.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"That was pure crap.

A slug runs across the bedding to drag a bottle of booze, from the back of an inner city boozer, who then shoves it back into that poor guy's gob.

Fail."

It's his tongue

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"The William Hill advert using Sweet Caroline. Trust a gambling company to take something organic that people love and shove it down your throat for their own gain. Absolute cunts.

Totally agree turning it into a tribal chant.

Fuckers "

It's not so much the song that annoys me but the fact they're using it, knowing what it's used for, to peddle a toxic hobby. I just hate gambling ads in general to be fair

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

My profile

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"That was pure crap.

A slug runs across the bedding to drag a bottle of booze, from the back of an inner city boozer, who then shoves it back into that poor guy's gob.

Fail.

It's his tongue

I was using tongue-n-cheek, calling it a slug!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"That was pure crap.

A slug runs across the bedding to drag a bottle of booze, from the back of an inner city boozer, who then shoves it back into that poor guy's gob.

Fail.

It's his tongue

I was using tongue-n-cheek, calling it a slug!"

Fair!

It was one of those, on all the time and couldn't be unseen things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The William Hill advert using Sweet Caroline. Trust a gambling company to take something organic that people love and shove it down your throat for their own gain. Absolute cunts.

Totally agree turning it into a tribal chant.

Fuckers

It's not so much the song that annoys me but the fact they're using it, knowing what it's used for, to peddle a toxic hobby. I just hate gambling ads in general to be fair"

Absolutely. They are very insincere, arent they.

"When the fun stops. Stop". As if someone addicted to gambling will just stop betting because of a slogan.

And i lose respect for any sportsperson/celebrity who endorses them

The song? Hate it.

But its been used by American sports fans for years. Its an American thing.

We have more than enough of our own creative chants.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

The Santander Adverts featuring that obnoxious pair Ant & Dec must be near the top of the list for crap adverts.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Pure cremations, with the smarmy face guy saying 'my lot know how to party '..really? Call that a party? I've had better parties on my own

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Every life assurance ad ever. I can tell June's neighbour where to shove those parsnips. Carol Voederman can stop wagging her patronising finger too!

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"The Santander Adverts featuring that obnoxious pair Ant & Dec must be near the top of the list for crap adverts."

This

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Great Western Railway (GWR) done to the song: "I know now, can you love me again?" (Love Me Again)... no I bloody can't, you're over price, dirty, late and basically, shit).

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The William Hill advert using Sweet Caroline. Trust a gambling company to take something organic that people love and shove it down your throat for their own gain. Absolute cunts.

Totally agree turning it into a tribal chant.

Fuckers

It's not so much the song that annoys me but the fact they're using it, knowing what it's used for, to peddle a toxic hobby. I just hate gambling ads in general to be fair

Absolutely. They are very insincere, arent they.

"When the fun stops. Stop". As if someone addicted to gambling will just stop betting because of a slogan.

And i lose respect for any sportsperson/celebrity who endorses them

The song? Hate it.

But its been used by American sports fans for years. Its an American thing.

We have more than enough of our own creative chants."

Gambling adverts are always so cheery and hopeful. It's grim

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"The Santander Adverts featuring that obnoxious pair Ant & Dec must be near the top of the list for crap adverts.

This

Any fucking bank advert.Is anybody stupid enough to think that the banks care about anything other than profit!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Every chocolate or dessert as ever … always a woman, always closes her eyes in absolute bliss as she puts the chocolate / dessert in her mouth.

Also, ads for washing clothes where they try to make the act of putting the washing stuff into the washing machine cool / fun …. Do you pod? Ooh, look at me, casually throwing a thing into a washing machine, you can be cool too …

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"The Santander Adverts featuring that obnoxious pair Ant & Dec must be near the top of the list for crap adverts.

This

Any fucking bank advert.Is anybody stupid enough to think that the banks care about anything other than profit!"

True. All ads. We usually only watch recordings these days so we don’t have to watch endless repetition of ads about walk-in baths, abused donkeys and kids with eye disease. And that go compare cunt.

Live tv is now unwatchable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The "We buy any car" adverts drive me insane "

Bet you are really enjoying the latest one

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Music in ads.

Specifically, the ones where they take a decent tune, suck the fucking life out of it and play a slow mournful plodding version of it on piano while some cunt with a sad croaky voice puts the finishing touches to it.

Also the emergence of ads that feature some smug looking shite dribbling their way through a piece of poetry.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Just sold my car .... on We Buy Any Carrrrrrrr

All join in C'mon !

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Every chocolate or dessert as ever … always a woman, always closes her eyes in absolute bliss as she puts the chocolate / dessert in her mouth.

Yorkie did a campaign saying just for men. The one time an ad is not aimed at women and the men haters come out! Choc-co-late! Diddums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sold my car .... on We Buy Any Carrrrrrrr

Just sold my car .... on We Buy Any Carrrrrrrr

All join in C'mon !

Dress a guy like he is still in the Rainbow nation, call him Mufasa to tie him to the Lion king, then say the same thing to him three times over, getting louder and slower because us English talk to foreigners that way. No stereotypes there lol

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Just sold my car .... on We Buy Any Carrrrrrrr

Just sold my car .... on We Buy Any Carrrrrrrr

All join in C'mon !

… and then he looks all happy and starts dancing …

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By *edstockings2Couple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Cillit Bang , Bang and the dirt is gone

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"The "We buy any car" adverts drive me insane

Bet you are really enjoying the latest one"

At least it's not Philip Scofield

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"The "We buy any car" adverts drive me insane

Bet you are really enjoying the latest one

At least it's not Philip Scofield "

Oh yeah, his ads are shit.

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

"The Flash advert with the singing blonde shaggy dog

Don’t know why

Yesssss!! This ad gives me the ick!!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

The Natalie Portman Dior ads, her playing the part of a moody cow who is always running away, screaming. Arse

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"The "We buy any car" adverts drive me insane

Bet you are really enjoying the latest one

At least it's not Philip Scofield

Oh yeah, his ads are shit. "

Drink his gin. lose yer licence, have to sell your car.

Classic joined up thinking.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Cillit Bang , Bang and the dirt is gone "

Could be worse. At least when I was in Australia, the same product is called Easy Off Bam.

Bam and the dirt is gone

... Or I'll use literally anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was one this Christmas with two guys with bad haircuts going “Whoop! whoop!”, think it was for Quality Street

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

No idea what its for, its just full of AmDram wankers overacting and singing badly about washing and too much rain

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"There was one this Christmas with two guys with bad haircuts going “Whoop! whoop!”, think it was for Quality Street"
That's the one.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"No idea what its for, its just full of AmDram wankers overacting and singing badly about washing and too much rain "

found it, took 2 mins, that's slow for me!

Lenor outdoorables "This room smells like an armpit"

I suspect there was more than one of these in that campaign. Camp pain is more apt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovs-JSdUucA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The old Frosties advert with the boy going It's gonna taste great!"

Hilarious, I was gonna say the old sugar puffs one with the honey monster… or is that just showing my age lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cillit Bang , Bang and the dirt is gone "

The dirty starts when I’m banging, just saying

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"The old Frosties advert with the boy going It's gonna taste great!

Hilarious, I was gonna say the old sugar puffs one with the honey monster… or is that just showing my age lol "

Henry McGee RIP (Charlie Croker's tailor.)

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Cillit Bang , Bang and the dirt is gone "

If Dirty Harry ever did adverts...

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By *ubmissiveman2u OP Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

Just eat girl singing...

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall

ITV X worst one currently on

Shake n Vac worst one ever

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

For me what i class as the begging ads charity's showing awful images to get you to support there charity.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"There was one this Christmas with two guys with bad haircuts going “Whoop! whoop!”, think it was for Quality Street"

Yes that was fucking dreadful. Same genre as the old waasssuuupppp ads for frozen American piss

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Just to show I don’t hate all ads, some of the Guinness ones over the years have been cool, and hamlet / cinzano ads when I was a kid

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

The new walkers one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Magnum one. Every single ad break bloody Tony Bennett singing 'Oh, the good life'

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Just to show I don’t hate all ads, some of the Guinness ones over the years have been cool, and hamlet / cinzano ads when I was a kid "

Guinees was always the ad campaign to have, wether it be the posters or the telly ads, Rutger Hauer and Louis Armstrong's "We have all of the time in the world" was a classic for me.

There is a book byJim Davis. Well worth a read, has a lot of the original posters listed.

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I said you buy one you get one free

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I said you buy one you get one free"

Safetstyle windows.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

The magnum ads where when they bite into whichever version it is, that same crack crock noise plays over it.

The noise has clearly been altered to be deeper and louder to sound more luxurious but is definitely not even close to how it sounds in reality.

Winds me up every time

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I record everything so could not think of an annoying advert. I just fast forward past them all!

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By *hestersladyWoman
over a year ago

cannock

Dominowhoooooossssssss

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Dominowhoooooossssssss"

Yoo-hoo1

Yup, that's shite.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Wowcher with those 3 women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Tik Tok.

Not necessarily a particular ad, but ALL OF THEM. They're ALL bad or cringey in some way.

But the main reason why they're bad is because of sheer volume. They've been popping up on every YouTube video, occasionally several times, for the last 2 years. The Tik Tok ad campaign itself, is obnoxious.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

No no no no no. Oh yes....

Did my fecking head in!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its Changeable.

Yesterday it was supermarkets and banks with their cost of living direction advertising.

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